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Offlineunfortunategent
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Can I piss clean yet?
    #23910322 - 12/09/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Smoked last on November 5.  I quit a 10 year daily habit on the 22nd of October, smoked halloween weekend, then once more on the 5th of November.  Haven't had any since.

I have a drug test coming up next week for work.  Should I get someone to pee for me? Or am I good to pee for myself.

What ya'll think???


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Re: Can I piss clean yet? [Re: unfortunategent] * 1
    #23910371 - 12/09/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

50 / 50 maybe better chance. Go to the pharmacy and buy a piss test. They are like $25 for 10, way cheaper than the headshop.


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Re: Can I piss clean yet? [Re: unfortunategent]
    #23910765 - 12/09/16 04:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Shit, sorry to hear you're stuck in a fucking prohibitionist workplace. Prohibition can suck my ovaries, I'll never stop smoking weed. You're right on the edge, they say cannabis stays in your system for about 30 days so personally I wouldn't risk it.


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Re: Can I piss clean yet? [Re: Alyssa]
    #23910801 - 12/09/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Dilute drink water/ cranberry juice, also matters on your body. I smoked daily doing dabs and was able to pass my urine test in two days without stopping mass amount of b12s/ water you need to make yourself sick almost. I passed zero problem weed does not stay in your system unless you dont push it out. :goodluck:


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Re: Can I piss clean yet? [Re: Alyssa]
    #23911489 - 12/09/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah it's maddening.  I do a good job at work, in fact, excel, yet I was "randomly" selected for a drug test the Monday after halloween weekend.  I failed.. and my consequences were a year's probation, involving monthly testing, in order to keep my job.  So I resolved to quit smoking long enough to give them at least one clean test before I resign and find a job that doesn't try to control my life outside of the workplace.

It hasn't been easy for me at all.

I'll be pretty upset if I still fail..


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Re: Can I piss clean yet? [Re: unfortunategent]
    #23911578 - 12/09/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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unfortunategent said:
Yeah it's maddening.  I do a good job at work, in fact, excel, yet I was "randomly" selected for a drug test the Monday after halloween weekend.  I failed.. and my consequences were a year's probation, involving monthly testing, in order to keep my job.  So I resolved to quit smoking long enough to give them at least one clean test before I resign and find a job that doesn't try to control my life outside of the workplace.

It hasn't been easy for me at all.

I'll be pretty upset if I still fail..



I wouldn't be able to work a job like that. If I didn't have an easy job, I'd go back to living off the government. Respect for persevering, but yeah, you totally need to find another job, or claim government benefits if that's possible where you live.


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Re: Can I piss clean yet? [Re: unfortunategent]
    #23911759 - 12/09/16 10:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Depends on you, man. I pissed clean after around 10 days, daily use. I didn't put any effort in it. And wasn't eating much either. It's all in the metabolism, imo!


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Re: Can I piss clean yet? [Re: ChameleonTruffle]
    #23911998 - 12/10/16 01:56 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Dollar Tree has tests


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Re: Can I piss clean yet? [Re: Hippocampus]
    #23913105 - 12/10/16 01:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

...Don't buy anything you want to actually be useful from the dollar tree.


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Re: Can I piss clean yet? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23913219 - 12/10/16 01:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

30-40 days is good

you don't usually piss thc-metabolites if you drink alot of water
so what people do is they drink a lot of water the day of and b12
b12 makes your piss yellow so you can pass

if you piss clear they'll want a retest
drug test only catch weed really it's  a huge scam and the weed isn't even active when you piss it out


Edited by Konyap (12/10/16 01:59 PM)


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Re: Can I piss clean yet? [Re: unfortunategent] * 1
    #23913841 - 12/10/16 04:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

unfortunategent said:
Yeah it's maddening.  I do a good job at work, in fact, excel, yet I was "randomly" selected for a drug test the Monday after halloween weekend.  I failed.. and my consequences were a year's probation, involving monthly testing, in order to keep my job.  So I resolved to quit smoking long enough to give them at least one clean test before I resign and find a job that doesn't try to control my life outside of the workplace.

It hasn't been easy for me at all.

I'll be pretty upset if I still fail..





Why don't you get a drug test at the store and test yourself first?


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