Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds   Unfolding Nature Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order   Left Coast Kratom Kratom Powder For Sale   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4  [ show all ]
OfflineSpaceDawg
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/01/14
Posts: 328
Last seen: 1 month, 26 days
Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? * 1
    #23908025 - 12/08/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

There are so many greats its hard to choose one so here's my top two (after endless scrutiny) in no particular order:

-Mitch Hedberg
-Doug Stanhope

so who's your favorite comedian of all time?


--------------------
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePatlal
You ask too many questions
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 44,797
Loc: Ottawa Flag
Last seen: 12 hours, 20 minutes
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: SpaceDawg] * 2
    #23908055 - 12/08/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Bill Burr.

Funniest man alive. He doesn't even have to be on stage to be funny. He's just hilarious always


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSARAtonin
Violent Dreams
Female User Gallery

Registered: 09/28/11
Posts: 15,911
Loc: Deutschland
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #23908064 - 12/08/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Sweet Dee Reynolds


--------------------
God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are none so like him as ourselves.

Want to join a cult? Click for details…


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineApostle
Philanthropist
 User Gallery

Registered: 12/12/09
Posts: 31,501
Loc: FL
Last seen: 1 year, 24 days
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: SpaceDawg]
    #23908077 - 12/08/16 06:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Right now, Sam Hyde.


past acts, Dave Chappelle.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSpaceDawg
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/01/14
Posts: 328
Last seen: 1 month, 26 days
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #23908084 - 12/08/16 06:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Bill Burr.

Funniest man alive. He doesn't even have to be on stage to be funny. He's just hilarious always




yeah Burr's hilarious, I love his podcast.


--------------------
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineKing Klick
That Guy Everyone Knows
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 7,267
Last seen: 7 months, 9 hours
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: SpaceDawg]
    #23908095 - 12/08/16 06:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Carlin.

After that...i dunno. Frankie boyle is pretty good.


--------------------
Your god is dead, and I killed him.

When you’re lost, here I am. Forever with your soul



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineStarstepper
AI Brobot
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/08/16
Posts: 2,935
Loc: The blip on the radar Flag
Last seen: 4 years, 4 months
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: SpaceDawg] * 3
    #23908097 - 12/08/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Bill Cosby. He has a rapier wit.


--------------------
:darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside::darkside:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblemt cleverest
clevendafodil

Registered: 08/19/12
Posts: 2,348
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: King Klick] * 1
    #23908101 - 12/08/16 06:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I dont want to say hes my fave, but john  mulaney's new in town had me laughing more than any other stand up Ive seen


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblebilly jowl
blah
Male User Gallery


Registered: 12/11/12
Posts: 1,496
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23908128 - 12/08/16 07:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)



I play his comic bits to get my babies to go to sleep.

Also is it just me...
But I wish  the talking gps devices would use his voice.
Seems like  roadtrip
s would be so much more enjoyable.


I forsee gps stock going tthrough the roof if his voice came standard even.
Fuck it just being a option.

Just make his voice standard  and thee only option on every gps!
That goes for Siri too...
Now its just Gilbert dammit.


Edited by billy jowl (12/08/16 07:21 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleEminence
Male


Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 16,623
Loc: Richmond, VA
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Patlal]
    #23908130 - 12/08/16 07:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Bill Burr.

Funniest man alive. He doesn't even have to be on stage to be funny. He's just hilarious always




Yup. Everything's automatically funnier with a Boston-esque accent too.


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleAhab McBathsalts
OTD Windmill Administrator
Other User Gallery Ultimate Champion: Blackjack


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 11/25/02
Posts: 35,109
Loc: Wind Turbine, AB Flag
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #23908363 - 12/08/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Louis CK
John Mulaney
Bill Hicks
Pete Holmes

I turned this into a list.


--------------------
"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's going to die."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineklhouse
 User Gallery


Registered: 12/12/15
Posts: 671
Loc: SE Virginia
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #23908385 - 12/08/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I like all those listed... what about Demitri Martin?


--------------------
Shroomery mycologist definitely know their shit. :wink:


Knowledge talks. Wisdom listens.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleRevok
I Am OTD
 User Gallery
Registered: 08/29/12
Posts: 10,355
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: SpaceDawg]
    #23908388 - 12/08/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

The right answer is Gallagher.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSoluminia
The mind is god
Male


Registered: 03/18/11
Posts: 3,978
Loc: CO
Last seen: 11 months, 15 days
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: klhouse]
    #23908390 - 12/08/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Eddie Izzard, guy doesnt get enough credit here in the states.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRhizohunter
myco-nerd
Male


Registered: 04/22/11
Posts: 7,894
Last seen: 5 years, 3 months
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Revok]
    #23908401 - 12/08/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:friendlyfuckyou:  :hahthatscute:  :iveseenenough:  :ohsodevious:  :scarybeat:  :sagan:  :nocomment:  :mindblown:  :dealwithit:  :likeaboss:  :leocheers:  :wellhellothere:  :toohightothink: Ya know, like I want one!! am I not crazy enough or Godly enough, shit son....


How do I get one!!, me want one now!! mAKE me one, me send rhizo art!!...


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblebilly jowl
blah
Male User Gallery


Registered: 12/11/12
Posts: 1,496
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Revok]
    #23908405 - 12/08/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Revok said:
The right answer is Gallagher.



Ooooh... Looks like this ones #1  :jawdrop:
Smashing watermelons  has always been the gold standard of comedy.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSheekle
FREE BURKE
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53,153
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: SpaceDawg]
    #23908420 - 12/08/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Louis CK is the only standup artist I like.


I like pranks more than standup though, like The Eric Andre Show and Jackass style stuff.


--------------------
"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineEasyriding123
Extra ordinary
 User Gallery

Registered: 02/25/16
Posts: 744
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23908448 - 12/08/16 09:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I agree with sheekle Louisck is funny as fuck.  Joey Diaz from the Joe rogan experience cracks me up too.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblenatedawgnow
Rocky mountain hood rat
 User Gallery


Registered: 02/09/15
Posts: 8,939
Loc: ation
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Easyriding123]
    #23908531 - 12/08/16 09:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Louis C.K.
Dave Chappelle

Surprised I haven't seen him listed yet but Jim Gaffigan is fucking
hilarious too, if you like clean comedy that is still funny.

Nick Swardson has some pretty funny stand up routines too.

George Carlin.

I think Sara Silverman can be pretty funny too, but I don't like all of
her stuff. She's still way better than Amy Schumer.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineflickedbic
Sojourner
Male User Gallery


Registered: 03/21/11
Posts: 4,673
Loc: Fractalic Fabric
Last seen: 12 hours, 35 minutes
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: natedawgnow] * 1
    #23908543 - 12/08/16 09:39 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Mitch Hedburg
Nick Swardson
Bill Hicks


--------------------
Favorite entheogen experiences in descending order:
1)Combo of oral DMT + smoked Bufotenine
2)Amanita (urine drank twice)
3)Mushrooms > Achuma 16"+cid(still need higher dose Achuma)> Cid (still need high dose)
4)Morning Glory-HBWR (+cumin, cinnamon aldehyde adducts) > Methyl chavicol (need more activators)
5)Salvia (need to try quid)


All readable matter in the above post is ficticious... any similarities to real life are purely coincidental.

Blessing.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblebilly jowl
blah
Male User Gallery


Registered: 12/11/12
Posts: 1,496
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23908619 - 12/08/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Louis CK is the only standup artist I like.


I like pranks more than standup though, like The Eric Andre Show and Jackass style stuff.



I really like his comedy but at this point its pretty much undeniable he is a sesexual deviant. Borderline  criminal. Publicly masterbaiting in front of unwilling women. Forcing them to watch. :mattz: 



HOME
ANSWER THIS THREAD
START NEW THREAD

“I’ve been speaking up,” she said, pausing briefly before naming names. “It’s Louis C.K., locking the door and masturbating in front of women comics and writers. I can’t tell you—I’ve heard so many stories.Not just him, but a lot of them. And it’s just par for the course. It’s just shit women have to put up with.” (Louis C.K.’s rep did not respond to a request for comment.)
In a follow-up email to The Daily Beast, Barr added, “These allegations [against Louis C.K.] have been leveled and talked about for years. I do not have first hand knowledge, though have heard women make these allegations.”


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleGotlib
Male

Registered: 05/01/11
Posts: 7,643
Loc: Flag
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: billy jowl]
    #23908675 - 12/08/16 10:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

obama


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,360
Loc: The Inexpressible... Flag
Last seen: 3 hours, 5 minutes
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: SpaceDawg]
    #23908814 - 12/08/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

there are so many awesome comedians its hard to pick only one...

so im gunna pick Four :grin: (in no order):

Aziz Anzari
Pablo Fransico
Greg Geraldo (RIP :sad:)
Dave Attel

Some other notable ones: Daniel Tosh, Amy Shuemer, The Sklar Brothers, Dave Chappelle, Hannibal Buress and this other black comedian named Greer Barnes whi was stoned during his stand up and did amazing vocal impressions.


--------------------
"What you must understand is that your physical dimension affects everyone in the higher dimensions as well. All things are interconnected. All things are One. Therefore, if one dimension is broken or out of balance, then all other dimensions will experience repercussions." - Pleiadian Prophecy 2020 The New Golden Age by James Carwin

PROJECT BLUE BOOK ANALYSIS! (312 pages!) | Psychedelics & UFOs | Ready to Contact UFOs? | The Source on Mushrooms:shroomeryhead:| Trippy Gematrix | Dj TeknoLogical | Fentanyl Test Kits R.I.P. Big Worm :tombstone: || The Start of the Ascension Process was 2020. Welcome to the Next Great Era of Earth 🌎🌍🌏                                                         
:sunny::bliss::mushroom2: Oregon Eclipse Festival 2017 :: Aug 19th - 21st :: Pure Paradise :mushroom2::bliss::sunny: :rainbowdrink: Very Effective LSA Extraction Tek :rainbowdrink: | 💧 Advanced Cold Water LSA Extraction Method 💧 | :cacti::bongload: Mescajuana - Mescaline with Marijuana | DMT Dab Bongs | UFO Technology! :shpongle:Shpongle:shpongle:   


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTopPmz
<No Title>
Male User Gallery

Registered: 01/13/13
Posts: 2,615
Loc: FL
Last seen: 1 year, 5 months
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23908913 - 12/09/16 12:12 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Steven Wright
Mitch Hedberg
The Smothers Brothers
George Carlin
Bill Hicks

These are all the correct answer.


--------------------
"Freedom Isn't Free" is only half correct. True freedom doesn't exist in the society we exist in. What the saying really means is "The Illusion of Freedom Isn't Free"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleEminence
Male


Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 16,623
Loc: Richmond, VA
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23908914 - 12/09/16 12:14 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:

Amy Shuemer




...:lol:


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineweirdguy32
OTD shitstain
Male

Registered: 01/25/15
Posts: 4,397
Loc: Spicemaster SC
Last seen: 18 hours, 54 minutes
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Eminence]
    #23908959 - 12/09/16 12:36 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)


Don't really have a favorite but I rather enjoyed Nick Offerman American Ham and I kind of like a couple of Ron Whites stand up shows


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,360
Loc: The Inexpressible... Flag
Last seen: 3 hours, 5 minutes
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Eminence]
    #23908985 - 12/09/16 01:00 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Eminence said:
Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:

Amy Shuemer




...:lol:




Close enough :wink:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineXero1
Stranger


Registered: 04/20/14
Posts: 289
Last seen: 2 years, 7 months
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23908988 - 12/09/16 01:05 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I was gonna post her name :frown: lol


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,360
Loc: The Inexpressible... Flag
Last seen: 3 hours, 5 minutes
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Xero1] * 1
    #23908997 - 12/09/16 01:14 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

im sorry dawg :sad:

Can we substitute Nikki Glaser instead? :smile:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineBig Worm
Perf
 User Gallery

Registered: 04/20/09
Posts: 7,642
Last seen: 3 years, 9 months
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23908999 - 12/09/16 01:15 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Tom Segura is mad funny


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleEminence
Male


Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 16,623
Loc: Richmond, VA
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Big Worm]
    #23909018 - 12/09/16 01:37 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Lol, I wasn't laughin at the typo..I was laughing because she's horrible, she's a joke thief, and she has the nerve to hate on people who make jokes about others when she makes fun of peoples' dead friends/family.


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblehowsyournaggerdoin
Happy


Registered: 02/04/16
Posts: 1,600
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #23909022 - 12/09/16 01:40 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

dave chappelle


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMinnesnowtaNice
FriendofHagrid
Male

Registered: 09/18/13
Posts: 1,316
Last seen: 1 year, 10 months
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23909057 - 12/09/16 02:13 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Bill burr
Bill hicks
George carlin
Doug Stanhope
Dave shappelle
Daniel tosh
Nick swardson
Mitch hedburg is awesome I love his stuff

I dunno that's the best list I can think of plenty of material there
Carlin alone has like 26 specials


--------------------
we are all thought forms in a cloud of synchronistic events.




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineakira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #23909062 - 12/09/16 02:20 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Irwin Corey


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblemoonrockmushy
High on Spite
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/01/05
Posts: 19,067
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: akira_akuma] * 2
    #23909109 - 12/09/16 04:02 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Jeff Dunham
Larry the Cable Guy
Ellen Degeneres


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,360
Loc: The Inexpressible... Flag
Last seen: 3 hours, 5 minutes
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23909119 - 12/09/16 04:16 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

that list is adorable :yesnod:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,360
Loc: The Inexpressible... Flag
Last seen: 3 hours, 5 minutes
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Eminence]
    #23909132 - 12/09/16 04:39 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

hold up, when has she stolen jokes? or maybe fun of families with dead relatives?

Wheres the evidence?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineEnjoywho
Rags to Bitches
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/06/09
Posts: 20,880
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23909177 - 12/09/16 05:29 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

So many to choose from. Elaborating would take me a while.

I saw Dave Chapelle live a couple years ago. Funny I wish it was filmed. As I can't really remember it I was hoping they'd have a film release of the tour.

Katt Williams is probably my favorite.
Chris Rock is funny. George Carlin was a great. I had a girlfriend years ago and that's basically all we watched. Stand up comedy. And cartoons. :lol:


Edited by Enjoywho (12/09/16 05:38 AM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,360
Loc: The Inexpressible... Flag
Last seen: 3 hours, 5 minutes
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23909199 - 12/09/16 05:45 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Katt Williams is the Man!

I will never forget this gem:



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineEnjoywho
Rags to Bitches
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/06/09
Posts: 20,880
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23909206 - 12/09/16 05:55 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:

Good shit. I've seen that stand up more times than I can count. If you don't have a job and aren't smoking weed I don't know what your doing with your life. :lol:


--------------------
"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleBill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: SpaceDawg]
    #23909247 - 12/09/16 06:24 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Bill hicks
George carlin
Katt williams
Dave Chappelle


--------------------
Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleAhab McBathsalts
OTD Windmill Administrator
Other User Gallery Ultimate Champion: Blackjack


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 11/25/02
Posts: 35,109
Loc: Wind Turbine, AB Flag
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 4
    #23909262 - 12/09/16 06:32 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I used to like Mitch Hedburg.


I still do, but I used to, too.


--------------------
"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's going to die."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineBANANA.MAN
Turd Ferguson
Male

Registered: 01/11/15
Posts: 7,474
Loc: Ontario Canada
Last seen: 6 months, 3 days
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #23909346 - 12/09/16 07:34 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Louis ck is number one.

There are so many more who come close though. Gerorge carlin for example

Soooo many though. Sooooooooo many.


Edited by BANANA.MAN (12/09/16 12:12 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblenatedawgnow
Rocky mountain hood rat
 User Gallery


Registered: 02/09/15
Posts: 8,939
Loc: ation
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23909354 - 12/09/16 07:39 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
hold up, when has she stolen jokes? or maybe fun of families with dead relatives?

Wheres the evidence?



Evidence 1: roast of Charlie sheen where she makes fun of steve-o and
ryan duns death


Evidence 2: her stealing jokes from older comics. This is literally the
1st video on youtube after typing in amy schumer stolen jokes. There are wayyyy more examples if you look for them.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSirShroomsAlott
Howdy
I'm a teapot


Registered: 05/15/14
Posts: 6,945
Loc: United States
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: natedawgnow]
    #23909359 - 12/09/16 07:42 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Damn I knew she was a joke thief but that Ryan Dunn joke was kind of fucked up, you could even tell it hit Steve-O kind of hard :sad:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineBANANA.MAN
Turd Ferguson
Male

Registered: 01/11/15
Posts: 7,474
Loc: Ontario Canada
Last seen: 6 months, 3 days
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #23909367 - 12/09/16 07:44 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah. Fuck her. Ive been calling her out on both of those things anytime anyone says they like her.


Edited by BANANA.MAN (12/09/16 07:45 AM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblenatedawgnow
Rocky mountain hood rat
 User Gallery


Registered: 02/09/15
Posts: 8,939
Loc: ation
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #23909368 - 12/09/16 07:44 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Ya and it was right after his death. Less than a year for sure.
You can really see the pain in steve-o's face


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePatrickKn
I'm a teapot

Registered: 07/10/11
Posts: 20,564
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: natedawgnow]
    #23909379 - 12/09/16 07:50 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

That was a huge low blow, even for a roast. Wasn't even funny, just saying shit for the shock value.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineReprobate420
Adrift in the Abyss
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/02/16
Posts: 440
Loc: Nova Scotia Flag
Last seen: 6 years, 9 months
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23909396 - 12/09/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

George Carlin... Dave Chapelle....Bill Hicks. :mushroom2:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblecivil twilight
Male
Registered: 02/04/08
Posts: 512
Loc: Wisconsin
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Reprobate420]
    #23909442 - 12/09/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Top 5:
1. Dennis Miller
2. Jim Gaffigan
3. Dave
4. Dennis Leary
5. Amy Schumer in her prime


--------------------
"You dropped your pocket..."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineBeLove111
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 12/05/16
Posts: 80
Loc: Land of many Colors
Last seen: 6 years, 3 months
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: civil twilight]
    #23909494 - 12/09/16 08:46 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Bill Hicks. One of my favorite people of all time.


--------------------
May ALL beings be happy. May ALL beings be free from suffering. May ALL beings be compassionate.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleEminence
Male


Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 16,623
Loc: Richmond, VA
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23909505 - 12/09/16 08:51 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
hold up, when has she stolen jokes? or maybe fun of families with dead relatives?

Wheres the evidence?




Here's a few examples. There's more though



And when I said she made fun of someone's dead friend she was talking about Ryan Dunn while Steve-O was right there with her. Wouldn't be surprised if there were more. I mean..it was a roast..but the thing is she can dish out all these jokes about people but she refuses to take jokes thrown back at her.


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleThayendanegea
quiet walker
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/20/12
Posts: 7,596
Loc: 7 Lodges Nation Flag
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Eminence]
    #23909711 - 12/09/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Richard Pryor
Dave Chapelle
Mitch Hedburg
Lewis Black


--------------------
Look Deep Into Nature,and Then You Will Understand Everything Better.

Albert Einstein


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineAuroraBorealis88
Stranger


Registered: 05/06/16
Posts: 5,871
Last seen: 5 years, 2 months
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: SpaceDawg]
    #23909946 - 12/09/16 11:54 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

All time? Idk

Right now though probably Jim Jefferies and Jimmy Carr.


edit: All time for me would be Carlin, Louie, Mitch Hedberg, Gaffigan, Dave Chapelle, Richard Pryor, Bull Burr, John Mulaney and Bill Hicks. Just too many to choose only one.

Daniel Tosh and Doug Stanhope are both notable mentions.


Edited by AuroraBorealis88 (12/09/16 12:43 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblemoonrockmushy
High on Spite
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/01/05
Posts: 19,067
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #23910248 - 12/09/16 01:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
that list is adorable :yesnod:




Forgot to mention Carlos Mencia!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleEminence
Male


Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 16,623
Loc: Richmond, VA
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23910266 - 12/09/16 01:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

No Dane Cook or George Lopez? :nonono:


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblemoonrockmushy
High on Spite
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/01/05
Posts: 19,067
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Eminence]
    #23910270 - 12/09/16 01:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:strokebeard: Jeez there's just so many greatest comics.  Touche.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineBANANA.MAN
Turd Ferguson
Male

Registered: 01/11/15
Posts: 7,474
Loc: Ontario Canada
Last seen: 6 months, 3 days
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23910318 - 12/09/16 01:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
that list is adorable :yesnod:




Forgot to mention Carlos Mencia!



You man carlos manstealia:lol:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleBill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Reprobate420]
    #23910692 - 12/09/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Reprobate420 said:
George Carlin... Dave Chapelle....Bill Hicks. :mushroom2:





This man has good taste in stand up

You forgot Katt Williams though


--------------------
Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSundrop
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/23/05
Posts: 2,114
Loc: tennessee
Last seen: 3 years, 8 months
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: SpaceDawg]
    #23910777 - 12/09/16 04:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Mitch


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Sundrop]
    #23910834 - 12/09/16 04:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Stahnhope. Louie CK. Love self deprecating humor. One of their best bit's is doug's about there being an afterlife, and his proof being how his mother bought him and his friends 5000 bucks worth of shit off skymall sticking the bank with the bill. Oh and how they help her commit suicide because terminal cancer.


--------------------
FREE BURKE


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSpaceDawg
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/01/14
Posts: 328
Last seen: 1 month, 26 days
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Mescalean]
    #23911378 - 12/09/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Mescalean said:
Stahnhope. Louie CK. Love self deprecating humor. One of their best bit's is doug's about there being an afterlife, and his proof being how his mother bought him and his friends 5000 bucks worth of shit off skymall sticking the bank with the bill. Oh and how they help her commit suicide because terminal cancer.




This bit is quite possibly the greatest personal bit of all time. Stanhope is really a true master of his craft.


--------------------
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblepur3bind
Not all who wander are frost-y
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/16/16
Posts: 748
Loc: Plan, Plant, Planet
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: SpaceDawg]
    #23911805 - 12/09/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

1. George Carlin
2. Bill Hicks
3. Robin Williams
4. Dave Chappelle
5. Eddie Murphy
6. Jim Carrey
7. Doug Stanhope


--------------------
"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePumpJackTeX
livin life
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/26/08
Posts: 3,951
Loc: California Flag
Last seen: 10 months, 30 days
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: pur3bind]
    #23911878 - 12/10/16 12:08 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Bill Hicks


--------------------
Life. 2008

Ascension Energy | UFOs | 2021


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineEnjoywho
Rags to Bitches
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/06/09
Posts: 20,880
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #23913257 - 12/10/16 02:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Eminence said:
No Dane Cook or George Lopez? :nonono:




Dane cook was hilarious. His first was so great. I remember being a freshman in high school and my friend and I would be busting into laughter constantly listening to it during queit reading time. :rofl:

Nice to see a ton of Dave Chapelle love. When I first moved down to Washington broke as a joke. I saw Dave Chapelle finally was having a tour. Take all of my money. :lol: I think the tickets were like 80 bucks. But so worth it. Great time.


--------------------
"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleEminence
Male


Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 16,623
Loc: Richmond, VA
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23913271 - 12/10/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I was bein sarcastic lol, I used to like him when I was in high school though. He was kind of a huge fad a long time ago. He was definitely funnier than Lopez though.


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineEnjoywho
Rags to Bitches
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/06/09
Posts: 20,880
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Eminence]
    #23913320 - 12/10/16 02:33 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Ya his whole gimmick got old pretty fast. His first album though was a gem.  That is undeniably true. :lol:

One comic that I can't stand is that puppet dude Dunham. He isn't funny and his gimmick is dumb. Why so many people like him is beyond me. I instantly frown on anyone that thinks he is funny. :lol:


--------------------
"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePatlal
You ask too many questions
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 44,797
Loc: Ottawa Flag
Last seen: 12 hours, 20 minutes
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Enjoywho] * 2
    #23914439 - 12/10/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Bert Kreisher  is lso amazing. Especially this bit here



--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,360
Loc: The Inexpressible... Flag
Last seen: 3 hours, 5 minutes
Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23914681 - 12/10/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Quote:

Eminence said:
No Dane Cook or George Lopez? :nonono:




Dane cook was hilarious. His first was so great. I remember being a freshman in high school and my friend and I would be busting into laughter constantly listening to it during queit reading time. :rofl:

Nice to see a ton of Dave Chapelle love. When I first moved down to Washington broke as a joke. I saw Dave Chapelle finally was having a tour. Take all of my money. :lol: I think the tickets were like 80 bucks. But so worth it. Great time.




Dave Chappelle came to Eugene once, i wanted to go so bad but they sold out so fast!

Then people were selling for like $100+ a ticket :mad:



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4  [ show all ]

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds   Unfolding Nature Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order   Left Coast Kratom Kratom Powder For Sale   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Mitch Hedburg MrBump 1,081 11 01/11/05 10:05 PM
by MrBump
* Is Mitch Hedberg dead or not?
( 1 2 3 all )
Phluck 5,107 42 04/01/05 06:44 AM
by In(di)go
* Mitch Hedberg OD'ed, it wasn't his heart condition.. OneMoreRobot3021 2,553 11 01/03/06 04:47 AM
by Sundrop
* Good comedians to watch while stoning.
( 1 2 3 all )
doors665 5,725 46 01/29/08 12:50 PM
by BrAiN
* RIP - Mitch Hedberg
( 1 2 all )
BrAiN 3,957 31 04/02/05 09:53 PM
by Dark_Star
* Who's Your Favorite STAND UP comedian?
( 1 2 3 4 all )
TrippinTeddy 5,442 61 04/09/07 11:38 PM
by TrippinTeddy
* Mitch Hedberg FunkyLoFi 1,228 13 01/19/07 12:59 PM
by Newbie
* Mitch Hedberg - various .mp3s Vvellum 823 3 04/02/05 06:01 PM
by KingOftheThing

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
1,381 topic views. 3 members, 54 guests and 35 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.051 seconds spending 0.011 seconds on 14 queries.