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Mescalean
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Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Sundrop]
#23910834 - 12/09/16 04:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Stahnhope. Louie CK. Love self deprecating humor. One of their best bit's is doug's about there being an afterlife, and his proof being how his mother bought him and his friends 5000 bucks worth of shit off skymall sticking the bank with the bill. Oh and how they help her commit suicide because terminal cancer.
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Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Mescalean]
#23911378 - 12/09/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mescalean said: Stahnhope. Louie CK. Love self deprecating humor. One of their best bit's is doug's about there being an afterlife, and his proof being how his mother bought him and his friends 5000 bucks worth of shit off skymall sticking the bank with the bill. Oh and how they help her commit suicide because terminal cancer.
This bit is quite possibly the greatest personal bit of all time. Stanhope is really a true master of his craft.
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pur3bind
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Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: SpaceDawg]
#23911805 - 12/09/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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1. George Carlin 2. Bill Hicks 3. Robin Williams 4. Dave Chappelle 5. Eddie Murphy 6. Jim Carrey 7. Doug Stanhope
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PumpJackTeX
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Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: pur3bind]
#23911878 - 12/10/16 12:08 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bill Hicks
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Enjoywho
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Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Eminence] 1
#23913257 - 12/10/16 02:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Eminence said: No Dane Cook or George Lopez? 
Dane cook was hilarious. His first was so great. I remember being a freshman in high school and my friend and I would be busting into laughter constantly listening to it during queit reading time.
Nice to see a ton of Dave Chapelle love. When I first moved down to Washington broke as a joke. I saw Dave Chapelle finally was having a tour. Take all of my money. I think the tickets were like 80 bucks. But so worth it. Great time.
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Eminence



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Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Enjoywho]
#23913271 - 12/10/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was bein sarcastic lol, I used to like him when I was in high school though. He was kind of a huge fad a long time ago. He was definitely funnier than Lopez though.
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Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Eminence]
#23913320 - 12/10/16 02:33 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ya his whole gimmick got old pretty fast. His first album though was a gem. That is undeniably true. 
One comic that I can't stand is that puppet dude Dunham. He isn't funny and his gimmick is dumb. Why so many people like him is beyond me. I instantly frown on anyone that thinks he is funny.
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Patlal
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Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#23914439 - 12/10/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bert Kreisher is lso amazing. Especially this bit here
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Re: Who's your favorite standup comedian of all time? [Re: Enjoywho]
#23914681 - 12/10/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Enjoywho said:
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Eminence said: No Dane Cook or George Lopez? 
Dane cook was hilarious. His first was so great. I remember being a freshman in high school and my friend and I would be busting into laughter constantly listening to it during queit reading time.
Nice to see a ton of Dave Chapelle love. When I first moved down to Washington broke as a joke. I saw Dave Chapelle finally was having a tour. Take all of my money. I think the tickets were like 80 bucks. But so worth it. Great time.
Dave Chappelle came to Eugene once, i wanted to go so bad but they sold out so fast!
Then people were selling for like $100+ a ticket 
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