First off, usual disclaimers. Most people on the road are fine and not worthy of comment. I let people come in if I see them indicating to my lane, what's a few seconds more to my journey? Unless I'm desperate for a shit, like I was on Tuesday, those stomach cramps were awful and I kept having grim forboding of being pulled over and shitting myself. Fortunatly, got back home, and managed to not crap my pants.
There's a stretch of road between Wantage and Oxford that's 50 miles an hour, which, apart from a few twists and turns near Childrey Brook where you have to slow down to 30, it is signposted warning you the road narrows. https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.6517359,-1.3791674,289m/data=!3m1!1e3 if you want to see.
From Wantage to the A420 roundabout northbound to Oxford, this UTTER FUCKING CUNT was doing 30. Anytime anyone got to close to them, they slowed down to a crawl. Anytime someone tried to overtake, they blocked the fucking door!
I was determined to beep my fucking horn and shout obscenities to the bastard selfish road user who thought it'd be funny to cause a massive tailback. I didn't, because as I passed, I saw there had been a crash. Someone in a landrover had crashed into her car (I didn't see it, I imagine she again tried to prevent someone from overtaking on the dual carriageway), and I say her, because I saw her. 30 something twat who did not look happy.
All I could think was "good, you deserved it you bitch" and I felt pity for the guy who lost the front of his landrover to road rage and did the right thing. He'll be penalised, it's always your fault if you rear end someone, but if I knew who you were mr landrover driver, I'd buy you a pint.
Look, there's nothing wrong when it's 3 in the morning and you're doing 20-30 on an A road and enjoying the utter peace and quiet, but when it's 5-6pm rush hour, people want to get home to eat, to see their family, to relax. They don't want to be behind someone who's being a fucking selfish cunt and if you are going to drive at 20-30mph on a busy main road during the busiest time of day, at least pull over so the tail behind you can pass, certainly do not swerve into the road to prevent people overtaking you
I was 2-5 car lengths behind this waste of space, I could see on the clear stretch of road there was no one in the oncoming lane. Fucking cunt didn't even have the courtesy to have her main beams on. Seriously, if you're not feeling confident enough to drive safely (and she was not driving safely) during the busiest part of the day then don't.
My only hope is that she's suffered permanent injury, either mental or physical, that prevents her from driving again. It looked to me like her car would be a write off, so at least that menace will be off the road for a few weeks.
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