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Nolan92
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How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? 1
#23906718 - 12/08/16 12:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hey guys
Lie, cheat, steal or betrayal did you do any of these to put your genitalia inside somones mouth?
We all know the trojan war started because some dude wanted his dick sucked by a hot bird.
Or fights in the streets between two dudes who are beating it out to get sucked dry.
Me I sold my mobile phone when I was 19 and used the money to go to a brothel. Where I got my dick sucked for the first time.
Now I just save up for the brothel.
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Edited by Nolan92 (12/08/16 12:22 PM)
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: Nolan92]
#23906724 - 12/08/16 12:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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You are strange
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Nolan92
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: koods]
#23906732 - 12/08/16 12:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I know I am but never a stranger
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: Nolan92]
#23906741 - 12/08/16 12:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's a great story man
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: hostileuniverse] 1
#23906749 - 12/08/16 12:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Um. I had a gf.
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23906760 - 12/08/16 12:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Da fuck? I just take it out and she starts playing the skin flute. Da fuck you on about kuz?
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: Nolan92]
#23906763 - 12/08/16 12:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fucking hell, you're still at it...
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Nolan92
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: Alyssa]
#23906782 - 12/08/16 12:33 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I mean when you really want a blowie but you have no partner in sight.
I know a dude who blew 500 bucks in a club trying to get his dick sucked but his dick remained dry that evening.
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Nolan92
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: finalexplosion]
#23906789 - 12/08/16 12:34 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
finalexplosion said: Da fuck? I just take it out and she starts playing the skin flute. Da fuck you on about kuz?
If you do not have GF how far would you go to get that flute all slimey?
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: Nolan92]
#23906865 - 12/08/16 12:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: Eminence]
#23906870 - 12/08/16 12:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Inwalked maybe a quarter mile for one
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: Nolan92]
#23906879 - 12/08/16 01:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Nolan92 said:
I know a dude who blew 500 bucks in a club trying to get his dick sucked but his dick remained dry that evening.
Strip clubs are the worse, at least them ladies know how to earn that green!
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: hostileuniverse] 1
#23906885 - 12/08/16 01:03 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I got 20 bucks to flash someone when I was young. It's really not hard to earn money as a woman if you're willing to whore out a bit.
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: CookieCrumbs] 1
#23906894 - 12/08/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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...on the other hand I've had a guy ask me to suck his dick for a "dolla fiddy"
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: Nolan92]
#23906914 - 12/08/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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My brother-in-law is spending hundreds of dollars to fly across the country to spend christmas break with a girl he just barely met online.
Homie's desparate as fuck
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23906916 - 12/08/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
CookieCrumbs said: ...on the other hand I've had a guy ask me to suck his dick for a "dolla fiddy"

Cheap bastards!
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: I_was_the_walrus] 1
#23906929 - 12/08/16 01:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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i had sex with a slut she sucked it once it was amazing but she was afraid of giving me herpes it was like having your dick washed with someones mouth just all this tongue and air
the other girl would make a suction cup with her mouth and suck it super hard I thought it would make my dick bigger
as long as a girl likes privacy and sucking dick then she's ok with me
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: hostileuniverse] 4
#23906936 - 12/08/16 01:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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You could always rip one of your own ribs out with your bare hands and suck your own dick like a boss
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: CookieCrumbs] 1
#23907120 - 12/08/16 02:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
CookieCrumbs said: I got 20 bucks to flash someone when I was young. It's really not hard to earn money as a woman if you're willing to whore out a bit.
Seriously. I kinda envy women for that. Got tits? Got a webcam? Ok. There's a stay-at-home-job opening for you.
Although, I remember when I was a junior in high school I earned some money while the girls did the whoring. I got 50 bucks one day for feeling up some tits and guessing the bra sizes correctly. 5 bucks a pair, I shit you not
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Re: How far have you gone to getting your Dick/Clit sucked? [Re: Eminence] 1
#23907130 - 12/08/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shit I'd rather have that job.
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