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InvisibleJean-guy Masta
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Blacked out, missed a threesome * 1
    #23906283 - 12/08/16 10:25 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck me srsly, 2 fuckin hot chick

This is what i remember, its 4 am high on coke and pretty drunk, comming back from the bar with those 2 girl. (That i know from a long time ago) im in a relationship with one of them, we get to her house. I decide to take a K pin to chill from the coke, (this is where i fucked up) the three of us lay on the bed they start smoking some weed. Then click, i wake up the next morning. 2 naked chick by my side.

Im just like wtf, my girl look at me with that smile. Im just like fuckkkkkk.

What happenned is i fell right asleep, they fucked right beside me, my girl's butt was in my face at somepoint they told me, they tried to wake me up kicking me, grabbing my dick, nothing worked.

Fuckkkkkkk


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23906289 - 12/08/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Drugs:::::: choose wisely...


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23906290 - 12/08/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:haha:


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: DmTree]
    #23906291 - 12/08/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:loldongs:


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23906306 - 12/08/16 10:33 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Jean-guy Masta said:
Fuck me srsly, 2 fuckin hot chick

This is what i remember, its 4 am high on coke and pretty drunk, comming back from the bar with those 2 girl.






they were hot... sure


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23906312 - 12/08/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You weren't blacked out in the morning when you woke up and could have easily had a 3-some with them then.


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: daz01]
    #23906313 - 12/08/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

That's a shame man. That's what you get for taking drugs you deplorable dope. No pussy sandwich  for you!


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Jean-guy Masta] * 1
    #23906314 - 12/08/16 10:37 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23906315 - 12/08/16 10:37 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

well maybe itll happen again

laearn from your past and doubletap next tyime


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Sheekle]
    #23906333 - 12/08/16 10:45 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

@sheekle i did ask and tried, but they laugh and said they tried to wake me up ans shit, too late. There was alot of people in the house and everybody eas awake, and the second girl isnt super open.

@ Ill post pic of them youll judge, i just dont want no quote and shit

@mick me and my girl convinced her to come this weekend to a show in our town, and sleep at my girl's house so yeaa, ill maybe have a second chance :yesnod: well see how it goes, definitly no k pin ever at the end of a night like that


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: ManianFH]
    #23906340 - 12/08/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Now you know your GF is down for that kind of shit though. if you didnt already know. Ask her to try again and say you really wish you hadnt missed it.


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23906342 - 12/08/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

nice man have fun, regardless of what happens


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23906388 - 12/08/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Jean-guy Masta said:
Fuck me srsly, 2 fuckin hot chick

This is what i remember, its 4 am high on coke and pretty drunk, comming back from the bar with those 2 girl. (That i know from a long time ago) im in a relationship with one of them, we get to her house. I decide to take a K pin to chill from the coke, (this is where i fucked up) the three of us lay on the bed they start smoking some weed. Then click, i wake up the next morning. 2 naked chick by my side.

Im just like wtf, my girl look at me with that smile. Im just like fuckkkkkk.

What happenned is i fell right asleep, they fucked right beside me, my girl's butt was in my face at somepoint they told me, they tried to wake me up kicking me, grabbing my dick, nothing worked.

Fuckkkkkkk



Meh. It's just your dick doing the thinking here. I'm actually not trying to be disrespectful, my clit does a lot of my thinking. But here's the thing I realized in my 3-month absence from the shroomery: when you think with your genitalia you can't fully devote yourself to someone. Terence realized this in his final moments; love is the feeling that unites you with someone else in 1 body and 1 soul. You become the other person and she/he becomes you.

Now, I realize that monogamy has a bad rap. That's because of patriarchy. When the partners aren't equal, you get one of the worst forms of oppression by the dominator culture. So what needs to happen for real love to flourish is that both partners need to be feminist. Feminism doesn't mean matriarchy, it means equality and liberation. She/he needs to liberate you and you need to liberate her/him, on a totally equal basis. No patriarchy, matriarchy or gender roles. Just absolute unity.

Unlike Terence, Tim had this figured out, though I disagree with him about LGBT relationships being unnatural. It was 50 years ago, I'm cutting him some slack on that front.


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23906396 - 12/08/16 10:59 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Wow thats a really shitty story man, sorry to hear that


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OfflineReprobate420
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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23906414 - 12/08/16 11:04 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

lol damnnn.... shitty deal dude, maybe next time. Two hot chicks at once is fuckin' awesome.... especially while on the *correct* combination of psychoactive drugs. :mushroom2:


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InvisibleJean-guy Masta
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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Connoisseur] * 3
    #23906421 - 12/08/16 11:05 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

@BANANAMAN yea there is that, and yea she knows i wish i wasnt blackout we brang the subject like 10 times since it happened saturday night, She is definitly down with it again. So thatd that

@Alyssa not sure what you mean


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Jean-guy Masta] * 1
    #23906480 - 12/08/16 11:22 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Jean-guy Masta said:
@Alyssa not sure what you mean



I probably botched the explanation, I'm smoking fat joints of amnesia haze at the mo. Basically, elevate yourself to the unity of all the vectors in your body, your entire cellular essence, on the celestial plane, and you'll see that it's not actually about sex. I used to think it was, but I've discovered a divine truth that complements that of the body. The divine truth of the soul says love is the absolute adoration of, devotion to and unification with a single individual; don't lose sight of that in your psychonautical voyages through strange seas of thought.


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I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Jean-guy Masta] * 1
    #23906541 - 12/08/16 11:38 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #23906877 - 12/08/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

The drugs saved your dick, possibly your life. Never forget that.


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Mandarinfish] * 2
    #23906899 - 12/08/16 01:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Mandarinfish said:
:rail2:




:whathesaid:

***fuck feminism


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Jean-guy Masta] * 1
    #23907073 - 12/08/16 02:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Jean-guy Masta said:
Fuck me srsly, 2 fuckin hot chick

This is what i remember, its 4 am high on coke and pretty drunk, comming back from the bar with those 2 girl. (That i know from a long time ago) im in a relationship with one of them, we get to her house. I decide to take a K pin to chill from the coke, (this is where i fucked up) the three of us lay on the bed they start smoking some weed. Then click, i wake up the next morning. 2 naked chick by my side.

Im just like wtf, my girl look at me with that smile. Im just like fuckkkkkk.

What happenned is i fell right asleep, they fucked right beside me, my girl's butt was in my face at somepoint they told me, they tried to wake me up kicking me, grabbing my dick, nothing worked.

Fuckkkkkkk




epic fail.


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Alyssa]
    #23907083 - 12/08/16 02:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

What up Alyssa. I've missed reading your crazy opinionated posts.


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23907151 - 12/08/16 02:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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PartoftheSource said:
What up Alyssa. I've missed reading your crazy opinionated posts.



Yeah, I'm back to enlighten the shroomery with the divine truth. It's their fault if they don't listen to me. They can do what they like, I'm still right and now I'm able to give this lovely bunch of folks another opportunity to see that, hopefully before their situations become catastrophic. I'm here to help.


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I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Alyssa]
    #23907202 - 12/08/16 02:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

haha, I am so laughing at myself right now. I was just thinking about possibilities and how it's possible "Alyssa" was at first a puppet-acount; just a witty attempt at someones need or desire to troll with a hidden agenda soaked in religious over-tones... But now, lol, I'm laughing at the idea of this: that the poster being so committed to this fake persona has unintentionally fractured his mind and split his personality.

:lolsy:


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23907232 - 12/08/16 02:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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PartoftheSource said:
haha, I am so laughing at myself right now. I was just thinking about possibilities and how it's possible "Alyssa" was at first a puppet-acount; just a witty attempt at someones need or desire to troll with a hidden agenda soaked in religious over-tones... But now, lol, I'm laughing at the idea of this: that the poster being so committed to this fake persona has unintentionally fractured his mind and split his personality.



You just can't wrap your head around the idea that this is actually who I am?


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I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: Alyssa]
    #23907269 - 12/08/16 02:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Alyssa said:
Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
haha, I am so laughing at myself right now. I was just thinking about possibilities and how it's possible "Alyssa" was at first a puppet-acount; just a witty attempt at someones need or desire to troll with a hidden agenda soaked in religious over-tones... But now, lol, I'm laughing at the idea of this: that the poster being so committed to this fake persona has unintentionally fractured his mind and split his personality.



You just can't wrap your head around the idea that this is actually who I am?




Some of your posts are really far out there... i mean, beautifully so. I think i'm in love?


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Re: Blacked out, missed a threesome [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23907297 - 12/08/16 02:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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PartoftheSource said:
Some of your posts are really far out there... i mean, beautifully so. I think i'm in love?



Oh wow, awesome. Good to know someone appreciates me here. All I have to say is I'm not a puppet or a fake persona, this is me and my genuine personality and ideas. I wouldn't bother otherwise, I wouldn't be able to be fucked to put this much effort into something that isn't an integral part of me.


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I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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