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OfflinePumpJackTeX
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Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion &&
    #23905610 - 12/08/16 12:31 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Pay no taxes!

C'mon guys were smart.

We can do this!


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23905663 - 12/08/16 01:38 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'm game. I'm also game on making money on a bunch of weak minded people if you can figure out how--- like the televangelists do...serious.

One person talking to an invisible man in the sky is a nut.
One hundred people talking to an invisible man in the sky is a cult.
One million people talking to an invisible man in the sky is a religion.


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: klhouse]
    #23905665 - 12/08/16 01:41 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

ok but I get to be the altar boy


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: Crystal G]
    #23905826 - 12/08/16 05:10 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Seriously though boys, I might be able to be your leader beyond the limits and take a lot of you with me to the afterlife which is heaven as it is on earth!!

allach mesh de amon se ale ve for real!!


waiting on my people to get ahold of me, been a long night, I might just have to stay awake for the next two weeks and keep goingf..

who's with me!!!!


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: Rhizohunter] * 1
    #23905924 - 12/08/16 06:57 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

We'll I guess every cult does need someone who speaks in tongues:lol:


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23906279 - 12/08/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You guys aren't taking Uncle Tim's idea seriously. This is how you made drugs legal for yourself in the 60s, you see. You just needed to get an envelope with your charter inside postmarked by sending it to yourself and you had a legally recognized religion with all its included sacraments. I don't think this would hold up in court today, but you can still do it to pay homage to a great visionary.

I actually believe in my own religion. I was revealed the divine truth by God Herself through a series of mystical visions.


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: Alyssa]
    #23906744 - 12/08/16 12:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I actually wrote a book and professed my religion in cultivating mushrooms, and I won't stop doing it under my first ammendment rights!!


I win, this is revelations bitches, and I am the last one to sell, the copyright to the next chapter in the bible..!!

Like, the last chapter, which is where I bri9ng all my followers to heaven, or I give you a kick ass hell, either way, I win, because I am peacemaker between both sides.



But I like this side, I have way m ore fun here. I uperate well on the outside and inside, and then I do these things oh man, you guys gotta wonder what the fuck I am talking about in my hometown!!

This is going to be good!!< what a sday , oh still waiting on trump!!@


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23906833 - 12/08/16 12:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Rhizo hows your vape man?


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23907220 - 12/08/16 02:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Rhizo hows your vape man?





It's crazy, like actually, there was weird stuff going on with my vapes and matter and like, dimensions and stuff. Like, Aliens, seriously are hooked up to my equipment... well, in more than one way, he he...

oh yeah, and no trouble on this port, matey, Presents of all sorts in the future, for those who bring about awesomeness within this generation of beautful people.


oh, and I might just start up a club or something with funding from some place, for like, something big, you know, maybe create a big thing, in my little town... You know


umm, well actually, already am a big deal with the book and all that stuff I already did, but we will see how far the agenda of consciousness goes within my mind,


Oh shit, spirit, I just realized that you just asked me about my vape!! Like, that's my mind man, I really can't stop@


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23907305 - 12/08/16 03:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

OK guys, everyone drink from the fruit bowl now.


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: Chakanooga]
    #23907317 - 12/08/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

What is the dress requirement?  Robes or a jumpsuit?


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23907320 - 12/08/16 03:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I think women should wear coveralls and men should wear miniskirts.


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23907323 - 12/08/16 03:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

This is the best day ever!! I love this so much!!

They put an ads by google on my shit that says rehab!!! yeah, that was the best laugh of the day!

Oh man, I would so take a paid vacation to one of those maui suites with like no drugs, well, except My daily 90-180 mgs of adderall, and probably a valium when needed!!

Oh yeah, and then I need my mushrooms, and a dose of dmt from time to time. That's the only rehab I will go to, but if I GO there, then I may need a witch doctor, to you know, summon the demon out of me,


Ya kjnow, like, I did say I birthed the anti-christ, like, you guys thought I was crazy, like, maybe, I am both, and I need women/'/Well, 666 and like, I'm just that good!


Oh, and by the way, I don't take this very lightly, but god says, you know, big daddy, oh yeah, that's where that movie came into play.

Adam sandler, just tweeted a bit to him... he is gonna love me!!


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23907327 - 12/08/16 03:08 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

No effing way they give you that much speed.  You doctor should be put in jail.


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23907357 - 12/08/16 03:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Who leads the cult? NOT IT. I remember watching this documentary on scientology. The only reason they are a religion is because hubbard or whatever his name was is dead. The leader has to die for it to become a religion I think. Whos gonna be the martyr???


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23907404 - 12/08/16 03:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
No effing way they give you that much speed.  You doctor should be put in jail.





Maybe I just need higher doses man, like I am probably the rarest case of whateverthefuckinpsychosisbullshitacoalis diagnosis is for me...

So like, I think when you have that diagnosis, you should be aloud to pick your drugs!

You know, like, Rhizo wins!!! allah allah mesh, sutri chu batovati minogo millia biciclum....

Something about a bycicle, or something, the beach, love that movie!!!

Good times, the past, thoughts... My reality, is actually quite nice, and I love it...!!


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23907475 - 12/08/16 03:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I already have started a cult, you down?


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23907479 - 12/08/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

It would be easy, I have thought about creating my own 'holy' text numerous times, just for fun though.


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: Ras Rising]
    #23907530 - 12/08/16 04:03 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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I already have started a cult, you down?





Yeah, but like, I think the whole point is beyond a cult with me and I am giving you the end of all days testimony of what all of this fucked up shit the past few years is... Like, maybe you guys haven't even witnessed it yet, maybe you are all just hearing it from me right now and your shit is about to get seriously fucked up!!!


Probably not, but I have to keep my head open to other thoughts about a world that is outside of my own because I SUPPOSE there is other stuff out there other than my town, which is fucked!


Oh, and yeah man, but I AM all religion and I am God, but like really, born between the two stars, sun, dog, holy spirit, soul, 911 pm, aquarius, and, like other stuff that I got going on...


So like, i AM NOT even a cult, I'm like, the last religion of all religion that tells you what the fuck is going on....


But in reality, I just talk about how I am this, all you have to do is walk as christ to become this and actually be this... acTually, I changed my mind... yeah, there is no one who gets to this, but this...


I can, make your life better, at my right hand side in heaven, like, if you want it or something, but that takes a little bit of time and being a little more humble to your, well, umm...


Rhizo


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Re: Let's just all make our cult. Call it a religion && [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23907545 - 12/08/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I see. :awesketch:


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