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Invisibleazur
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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: Mescalean]
    #23905082 - 12/07/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My right nut has been hurting for 20 years. You'll be fine.
Besides, testicular cancer is typically painless.


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: Mescalean]
    #23905121 - 12/07/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Mescalean said:
my body is telling me.... something is up with my right ball. If you get surgery on your balls for cancer they can just do the vasectomy right then and there right?




The surgery for cancer of the balls is removing the balls. No need for vasectomy.


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: koods]
    #23905130 - 12/07/16 08:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

man i ate to much beef jerky one day, gave me mad stomach cramps that I felt all the way to my nuts.. thought I pulled something, but figured was intestinal.

you got any belly ache?


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: orison]
    #23905136 - 12/07/16 08:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You should try pairing some good jerky with high quality cheese. It's basically the only good thing that ever existed. Aside from vaginas.

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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: Mescalean]
    #23905149 - 12/07/16 09:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

apologies if these are repeats.

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Epididymitis is a medical condition characterized by discomfort or pain of the epididymis, a curved structure at the back of the testicle in which sperm matures and is stored. Epididymitis is usually characterized as either acute or chronic: if acute, the onset of testicular pain is often accompanied by inflammation, redness, and warmth in the scrotum; if chronic, pain may be the only symptom. In either form, testicular pain in one or both testes can vary from mild to severe, and one or both epididymides may noticeably swell (inflame) and/ or harden (indurate). The pain is often cyclical and may last from less than an hour to several days.[1]
Epididymitis is the most frequent cause of acute onset scrotal pain in adults. In contrast with men who have testicular torsion, the cremasteric reflex (elevation of the testicle in response to stroking the upper inner thigh) is not altered. If the diagnosis is not entirely clear from the patient's history and physical examination, a Doppler ultrasound scan can confirm increased flow of blood to the affected epididymis (whereas torsion is characterized by ischemia). If the inflammation spreads to the testicle, the condition may be reclassified as epididymo-orchitis or orchiepididymitis.
The swelling from epididymitis may stretch along the inguinal canal and may appear similar to that of a hernia, particularly an inguinal hernia. It may be distinguished from these, however, in that with the exception of an incarcerated indirect inguinal hernia, inguinal hernias generally are not painful, and the swelling they produce often disappears upon lying down. Neither is the case with epididymitis. Also, hernias are not episodic, whereas epididymitis frequently is.


The mean age of patients who present with epididymitis is 41 years. The acute form usually develops over the course of several days, with pain and swelling frequently in only one testis, which will hang low in the scrotum.[2] There will often be a recent history of dysuria or urethral discharge.[2] Fever is also a common symptom. In the chronic version, the patient may have painful point tenderness but may or may not have an irregular epididymis upon palpation, though palpation may reveal an indurated epididymis. A scrotal ultrasound may reveal problems with the epididymis, but such an ultrasound may also show nothing unusual. The majority of patients who present with chronic epididymitis have had symptoms for over five years.[3]:p.311





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Testicular torsion occurs when the spermatic cord (from which the testicle is suspended) twists, cutting off the testicle's blood supply, a condition called ischemia. The principal symptom is rapid onset of testicular pain. The most common underlying cause is a congenital malformation known as a "bell-clapper deformity" wherein the testis is inadequately affixed to the scrotum allowing it to move freely on its axis and susceptible to induced twisting of the cord and its vessels.

Testicular torsion usually presents with sudden, severe, testicular pain (in groin and lower abdomen) and tenderness.[1] There is often associated nausea and vomiting.[1] The testis may be higher than its normal position. Mild pyrexia and redness of overlying area may be found.
Some of the symptoms are similar to epididymitis though epididymitis may be characterized by discoloration and swelling of the testis, often with fever, while the cremasteric reflex is usually present. Testicular torsion, or more probably impending testicular infarction, can also produce a low-grade fever.[4] There is often an absent or decreased cremasteric reflex.[1]




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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: ballsalsa]
    #23905234 - 12/07/16 09:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My bf had epididmytis once. He came blood then passed out


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: koods] * 1
    #23905261 - 12/07/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

that sounds...unpleasant


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: ballsalsa]
    #23905269 - 12/07/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He wanted to know why I spit up blood :rimshot:


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: koods]
    #23905275 - 12/07/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:uhhnothanks:

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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
    #23905309 - 12/07/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm going with chlamydia if noone has said that yet.


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: Mescalean]
    #23905313 - 12/07/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I am going with hernia because you workout, but I doubt nut cancer.  Have you checked yourself in the shower for lumps?  I have not read the replies in this thread to see if you have answered this yet.

Does nut cancer run in your family?


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: SoloTrip]
    #23905330 - 12/07/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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SoloTrip said:
I'm going with chlamydia if noone has said that yet.



Very possible.
Or trichamoniasis


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: azur]
    #23905421 - 12/07/16 10:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Cancer is more scary than life live with no balls.


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23905425 - 12/07/16 10:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I had a std check and was shocked when they said I was clean.


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23905457 - 12/07/16 11:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My friends father had testical cancer. He was pretty chill about it, apparently he felt a bump in the shower, and went to doctor and had it cut out. That was 6 years ago, still going strong.

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