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OfflineMescalean
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Nut cancer.
    #23904762 - 12/07/16 07:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

So, my right nut is hurting. No "accidents" during sex like slamming them between two thighs. But the right one is aching. The best way I can describe the pain is like, you know that feeling that goes to your stomach after a kick to the nads? like 1/3 of that. bearable but still a "wtf is that" sensation.

I have heard everything from hernia (i powerlift) to ball cancer.

So who wants to take bets for when I go in for my check up?


PS there is no blood in my cum or piss if that helps you guess
What wrong with my testicle?
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OfflineMorel Guy
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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: Mescalean]
    #23904773 - 12/07/16 07:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Nut aches happen.  Just feel around for growths that seem unusual.  Wouldn't hurt to go to a doctor for reassurance.


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23904794 - 12/07/16 07:29 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Your body is telling you something. Go get it tested.


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: Mescalean]
    #23904803 - 12/07/16 07:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Let me know ur results too bro cuz ive got similar issues.. No unsual growth or anything like that, but like u said it kinda feels like i semi got hit it the sack man.. I think maybe my balls are just too big and i tend sit on em from time to time. I actually have to tuck them in to the side sometimes when i have to sit


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: PumpJackTeX] * 1
    #23904817 - 12/07/16 07:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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TexXx said:
Your body is telling you something. Go get it testes



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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: Mescalean]
    #23904823 - 12/07/16 07:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It's from lifting. Overexerting the same muscles that control the area and surround the nerves.

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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: zZZz]
    #23904828 - 12/07/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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zZZz said:
Let me know ur results too bro cuz ive got similar issues.. No unsual growth or anything like that, but like u said it kinda feels like i semi got hit it the sack man.. I think maybe my balls are just too big and i tend sit on em from time to time. I actually have to tuck them in to the side sometimes when i have to sit




You know how they say men will never now the pain of childbirth? women will never know the pain of sitting on your own nut. Fucking horrible. will dude just trying to keep a light heart about it. if i was jizzing blood id be freaking tha fuq out.


Also I did feel around and I can't feel any growths but i get that weird feeling when i isolate the nut. Also after i jack off it sometimes happens but im not like beating my balls or anything when jerking off.

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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #23904830 - 12/07/16 07:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

OP stop lifting with your nuts. Lift with your legs.


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23904873 - 12/07/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
It's from lifting. Overexerting the same muscles that control the area and surround the nerves.





So you made is think you had cancer to tell us you lifted weights?


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23904875 - 12/07/16 07:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Only nut cancer you got is in your mind brother.


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: koods]
    #23904878 - 12/07/16 07:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)



Some lift get dangerously close to said nuts koods. Can't help it. Goals man fucking goaaallllss


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23904897 - 12/07/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

TexXx said:
Only nut cancer you got is in your mind brother.



Quote:

TexXx said:
Quote:

XLCaps said:
It's from lifting. Overexerting the same muscles that control the area and surround the nerves.





So you made is think you had cancer to tell us you lifted weights?




No, i told you I have nut cancer so the shroomery could make an interesting pool about when or if my nut will come off.

Cancer runs high in my family. Something about the germans on my moms side fucking family members and cumming in them? No idea how inbreeding works, but i feel like cancer would so be a result


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: Mescalean]
    #23905000 - 12/07/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You got nut cancer from lifting weights?


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23905008 - 12/07/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Shit can someone please just shoot me I feel bad


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23905019 - 12/07/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

No. I don't kno if its nut cancer. BUT. its hurting right now


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: Mescalean]
    #23905026 - 12/07/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

A pair of scissors and a little bravery could solve this problem real quick.


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: koods]
    #23905050 - 12/07/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

my body is telling me.... something is up with my right ball. If you get surgery on your balls for cancer they can just do the vasectomy right then and there right?


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: koods]
    #23905053 - 12/07/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Do you keep your wallet in your right back pocket?
I thought I had nut cancer or something before because this intense pain was shooting through it and wouldnt stop. After a day and diddnt go away I went to the hospital and the doctor ran tests, then asked about my posture and wallet position. I told him and he said to alternate my wallet or put it in a different pocket. I did and the pain went away. There is a nerve that runs from your buttock to your groin/testicles.


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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: Mescalean]
    #23905058 - 12/07/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I was looking up vasectomies a while ago and I was really happy to find out it's super uninvasive these days. No knives, not even a little knick on the nutsack.

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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Nut cancer. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23905072 - 12/07/16 08:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
I was looking up vasectomies a while ago and I was really happy to find out it's super uninvasive these days. No knives, not even a little knick on the nutsack.




wait wut


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