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Sheekle
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My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours?
#23903776 - 12/07/16 02:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm gonna keep partying through January 1st, New Year's day.
But January 2nd up through May 31st i'm gonna go 100% sober. I'm still gonna go out and have fun with my friends and all, i'm just gonna be sober the whole time.
Then June 1st, my birthday, i'm gonna start getting twisted again.
Throughout the last however many years i've occasionally gone a few months sober here and there, but spending the first half of a year completely sober is gonna be something else. It's gonna be healthy as fuck and going back to doing drugs after is gonna be more novel and appreciatable.
Any of you got any good lengthened sobriety stories?
Are you gonna do anything special for a "New Year's Resolution"?
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: Sheekle]
#23903783 - 12/07/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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The only news years resolution I ever stuck by was to do more drugs. Maybe i'll do it again next year.
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: King Klick]
#23903795 - 12/07/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Giving up drugs for a while sounds like a good idea.
Although I'm just gonna try to minimize the frequency.
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: King Klick]
#23903797 - 12/07/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't really get the whole thing about sobriety. Either do it in moderation where you can control your life or don't at all cause you suck at it.
I'm going to drink and smoke more. More fried foods, dirty unprotected sex and injections.
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: Morel Guy]
#23903887 - 12/07/16 03:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ahab McBathsalts
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: Sheekle] 3
#23903903 - 12/07/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've been sober 62 days. I'm flourishing and doing the best I've done for decades. Straight As. Huge gains at the gym. Saving money. New hobbies, better looking skin, clearer thinking, all sorts of good stuff. I was only getting sober for a couple of weeks, but its going so good I doubt I'll ever drink again.
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Sheekle
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#23903921 - 12/07/16 03:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Morel Guy said: I don't really get the whole thing about sobriety. Either do it in moderation where you can control your life or don't at all cause you suck at it.
I'm going to drink and smoke more. More fried foods, dirty unprotected sex and injections.
Damn man, you really burned me good.
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Ahab McBathsalts said: I've been sober 62 days. I'm flourishing and doing the best I've done for decades. Straight As. Huge gains at the gym. Saving money. New hobbies, better looking skin, clearer thinking, all sorts of good stuff. I was only getting sober for a couple of weeks, but its going so good I doubt I'll ever drink again.
That's dank man i'm happy to hear that
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23903936 - 12/07/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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9 months in prison only got high 2 or 3 times.
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23903939 - 12/07/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Here is a big list of people that don't drink, or abstained for a while.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_teetotalers
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Sheekle
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#23903955 - 12/07/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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50 cent doesn't drink? That's suprising
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: Sheekle]
#23903960 - 12/07/16 03:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Got his mind on his money and money on his mind. Can't get caught slippin.
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: Sheekle]
#23903967 - 12/07/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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sheekle u have just over 50,000 posts... congrats
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Sheekle
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23903971 - 12/07/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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oh shit i didnt even realize 50k is a big milestone
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: Sheekle]
#23903986 - 12/07/16 03:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said: oh shit i didnt even realize 50k is a big milestone
You wrote a book on the shroomery and didn't even realize it
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: Morel Guy]
#23904056 - 12/07/16 03:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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To be fair though, its a book of shitpoasts.
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#23904077 - 12/07/16 03:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's what the shroomery is good for, that and drug info.
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#23904083 - 12/07/16 04:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ahab McBathsalts said: To be fair though, its a book of shitpoasts.

I don't even get why people always talk trash on my posts. I'm pretty much the poster child of a perfect Shroomery poster. I'm charming and hilarious and all of my catch phrases are amazing, what's not to love? I'm pretty much the best thing to ever happen to this place.
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts] 1
#23904092 - 12/07/16 04:03 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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This lady proves that drinking is good for you. Don't stop drinking
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: trees]
#23905151 - 12/07/16 09:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Edited by Mandarinfish (07/19/20 03:47 AM)
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Re: My New Year's resolution might be a pain in the ass. What's yours? [Re: Mandarinfish] 1
#23905157 - 12/07/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Smash more hotties, travel the world, make more $$$$$$, acquire more streams of income, get even more jacked, aesthetic, and tanned.
COME @ ME 2017!
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