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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23899783 - 12/06/16 12:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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mt cleverest said:
so many homeless people are bad at being homeless people. A couple days ago I was at subway and a guy came down and sat next to me and my girlfriend asking for money. an employee asked him to leave, and he asks me "am I bothering you?" and I was like "yeah you are, so gtfo outta here!", then I kicked his butt on the way out and everyone there was LoLing like crzy




Reading this alone makes you sound childish.

He wasn't in the right to sit down like that but it was very immature to kick him as he was leaving. I could understand if he wasn't moving, that would make me uncomfortable too... But adding injury to insult was completely uncalled for.


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 1
    #23899795 - 12/06/16 12:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It's pretty sad he justifies it by "impressing" a bunch of strangers at subway......you know the healthy fast food joint, where the food is always fresh!  Those are upstanding citizens, how dare someone talk to someone in one of those establishments.

But everyone laughed, so if that guy tossed himself over a bridge afterwards, totally ok.

Homeless or not, keep your hands off me unless it's wanted.

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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23899805 - 12/06/16 12:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Oh now I'm a child. that's great. I can't believe you can't see how cruel vandango was being when he verbally attacked me. but I guess that's what a child would say right guys?? unbelievable. And the homeless man was sitting in my girlfriend's seat!  But I guess I don't have a girlfriend, only a 13 yr old sister who grabs my butt? unbelievable.
Like I said, this is my last post for sure in this place.

@vandando, I told you I didn't really kick him, it was more of a love tap, he probably didnt even feel it. altho  the crowd at subway definitely got a kick out of it.

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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23899813 - 12/06/16 12:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Remember when you said that your were never posting on this site again?


The lie detector determined that was also false.


I'd offer you a shovel, but you're doing fine yourself.

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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23899816 - 12/06/16 12:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Reread. I responded to your first post and your last post, specifically how you handled both situations.


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23899820 - 12/06/16 12:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Why he keeps saying this:

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  But I guess I don't have a girlfriend, only a 13 yr old sister who grabs my butt?




I can't figure out.  No one said anything about a 13 year old touching his butt.

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Invisiblemt cleverest
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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23899860 - 12/06/16 12:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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CookieCrumbs said:
Reread. I responded to your first post and your last post, specifically how you handled both situations.




Oh, I see.. cool. *crosses cookiecrumbs off enemy list

snowdaze and spiritsadow are still on the list.
    vandango doesnt deserve to be on the list, just a goofball who takes himself too seriously. he just goes on and on, oblivious to real life

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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: vandago]
    #23899859 - 12/06/16 12:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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vandago said:
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i usually never say this.... but Vandago is right! you are a piece of shit for kicking a homeless man and treating him like less than you... but heres the thing, i dont think you really did that. unless you are some meathead scumbag really... hmmm. you must really suck to make me take Vandagos side...






Funny you should say that.  Here's a rating you left me after you wished I was locked up in prison post faking your death so you could get "clean" though WCA ays different:

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I don't know your situation and I honestly don't wish jail upon anyone.  I must have been in a really bad mood cause I'm not sure why I even said that.  Much love to you dude.  Very sorry

Edit.  Seriously I feel really bad






And here's one you left me before you faked your death calling yourself a piece of shit after you insulted me:

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You are a stupid piece of shit
Tue Oct 06 2009 09:51 PM


hmm...  maybe we are more alike than i first thought





So are you gonna get high and apologize AGAIN tomorrow LOL




i was joking around bro.. because of the history that we had. i dont dislike you at all.

but i do dislike this lying scumbag who got joy out of kicking a homeless man that was asking for money while you were eating... he was probably just hungry. hope you feel good about yourself

and isnt posting peoples PMs against the rules? i told you that we were alike in confidence bro...

no seriously tho, you are cool vandago, and i dont wish jail on anyone ever

and i did get high yesterday.. and im getting high now.. but not on anything worthwhile


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23899863 - 12/06/16 12:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

That's the rating you left me.  We have never spoke in pms :facepalm:


You've literally wished death and prison on me.


Though I agree, the "cleverest" guy up there is a true scumbag.  He's like webster only sometimes I think webster is telling the truth.



He also has an enemy list now LOL

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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23899877 - 12/06/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

ok well i dont know whats going on clearly Vandago... but im cool with you.  i think we did talk in PMs one time tho... who knows. the Drugs have eatin my brain if you couldnt tell


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: vandago]
    #23899879 - 12/06/16 01:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hey, that's cool- you guys are reconciling over a common enemy. so neat to watch.

:assface:

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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: SnowDaze]
    #23899882 - 12/06/16 01:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

There with ya.

Every day is friday, and I always need a cup of coffee.



2 people stole my last 1000 bucks from me yesterday and the day before and it was all the cash I had.



I'm trying really hard to keep a level head.  I have about 2 weeks left before I go completely postal on people like mt cleverest.

Let some jock itch pos kick me when I sit next to him......he even lied and said the bum sat in his gfs seat, but his op says different:

Quote:

A couple days ago I was at subway and a guy came down and sat next to me and my girlfriend



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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: czech] * 1
    #23899996 - 12/06/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

become a wwoofer- "willing worker on organic farms" instead and learn a priceless way of life from interesting people all across the globe.


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: BeLove111]
    #23900009 - 12/06/16 02:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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BeLove111 said:
become a wwoofer- "willing worker on organic farms" instead and learn a priceless way of life from interesting people all across the globe.





These are the kind of homeless tips we need.  Not pack up with tweekers and junkies and get schwilly.

It's crazy how accepted traveling in europe on foot is, and here there's people that think it's funny to kick people when they are actually living.


There's a lot of ride share, couch surfing, farms, state parks and all kinds of other clean and amazing opportunities you can fall into on the road.  Every single minute you are at a fork.

I mean, kicking back and relaxing and getting messed up is great, but when you are traveling just to do that, I don't get it.

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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23900038 - 12/06/16 02:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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mt cleverest said:
Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
Reread. I responded to your first post and your last post, specifically how you handled both situations.




Oh, I see.. cool. *crosses cookiecrumbs off enemy list

snowdaze and spiritsadow are still on the list.
    vandango doesnt deserve to be on the list, just a goofball who takes himself too seriously. he just goes on and on, oblivious to real life



I've never been on a list....:seriousthankyou:


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: vandago] * 2
    #23900053 - 12/06/16 02:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Keep your anus clean and take care of your feet.

Make friends with other homeless and street people.  Some of them will rob you but it still beats trying to make it on your own.  They will clue you into hot feeds and food pantries.  Only people I would recommend avoiding for the most part is homebums and freight hoppers.  They're ultra cliquey and mean.  Most travelling homeless are super nice though. 

Get a hammock if you're in the woods, and a tarp, and some rope.  That's all you need to sleep unless it's super cold.  Take it down and stash it every day.

Pack light.  Get together everything you think you need, and throw out most of it.

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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #23900059 - 12/06/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Me and cleverest are on starfireXES's list but I think I'd rather be excluded from a list with van.

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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23900061 - 12/06/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Suck lots of dick for hard drugs

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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23900073 - 12/06/16 02:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Also couch surfing and wwoof is not being homeless.  If you're going to be a bum go full bum.  Drink, take drugs irresponsibly, put your trust in strangers who have nothing but problems to offer.  If you can manage life well enough to get a wwoof spot or convince some yuppie to let you crash on their couch, just go get a fucking job you're doing it wrong.

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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23900084 - 12/06/16 02:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Those are good ways to travel cheaply while meeting people, not all homeless are desperate

Wuffing could be a good way to learn some skills as well

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