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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: Maverick]
    #23899641 - 12/06/16 11:28 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

the clever homeless kicker up there thinks you do.



"I kick homeless people when they are down at subway in front of my girlfriend and groups of people"

"BAN PEOPLE WHO THINK I'M A SHITTY PERSON!!!"



I'd love to see some jock itch loser kick a homeless person and then do time for felony assault.


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Invisiblemt cleverest
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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: vandago]
    #23899664 - 12/06/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

up where? Youre at the top of the page, butthead.
And that is a false quote. I never said that.
I didnt really kick him, it was just like a joke kick. altho everyone in subway got a real kick out of it.


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23899671 - 12/06/16 11:37 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Backpedal more after you make yourself sound like a heartless piece of shit. The proof is in the pudding bill.


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Invisiblemt cleverest
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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: vandago]
    #23899687 - 12/06/16 11:40 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

youre the only one making me sound like a heartless piece of shit! I agree the proof IS in the pudding.


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23899690 - 12/06/16 11:43 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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mt cleverest said:
so many homeless people are bad at being homeless people. A couple days ago I was at subway and a guy came down and sat next to me and my girlfriend asking for money. an employee asked him to leave, and he asks me "am I bothering you?" and I was like "yeah you are, so gtfo outta here!", then I kicked his butt on the way out and everyone there was LoLing like crzy



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mt cleverest said:
Ple
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vandago said:
You don't have to lie to kick it scum bag.

You don't have a girlfriend, that was your 13 year old sister, and you didn't kick his ass you grabbed it, not too mention everyone was laughing at you not with you.


Scummy douche.




Please ban this scummy douche for OBVIOUS LIES. Everyone was laughing with me, sorry pal.



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vandago said:

One time I gave two crust punks a couple slim jims and some IPAS, rare form for me.  Dude cracks the beer and instantly spits it out, and does the exact same with the slim jim.  "These taste like shit".  I almost got out of my car and fucking smashed his face with the rest of my beers.





More like they almost punched you in the face and you cried like a scummy douche and drove off and then your 13 year old sister grabbed your butt.




:puddingpop:


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: Patlal]
    #23899692 - 12/06/16 11:43 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Patlal said:
Tips #1: Ensure that you don't have a home to go to.

Tip #2: Do not acquire a home to go to.






You just blew my fuckin mind dude

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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: Niffla]
    #23899714 - 12/06/16 11:52 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

what hypocrisy.


also you have built your case on LIES.

first lie - "You don't have a girlfriend, that was your 13 year old sister, and you didn't kick his ass you grabbed it, not too mention everyone was laughing at you not with you."

second lie - you said that I said "I kick homeless people when they are down at subway in front of my girlfriend and groups of people"

probable 3rd lie - "One time I gave two crust punks a couple slim jims and some IPAS, rare form for me.  Dude cracks the beer and instantly spits it out, and does the exact same with the slim jim.  "These taste like shit".  I almost got out of my car and fucking smashed his face with the rest of my beers."


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23899718 - 12/06/16 11:54 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Poor fellow.  Takes his "girlfriend" to subway LOL

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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: vandago]
    #23899722 - 12/06/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

There you go with the insults again. but your insults suck cus subway is one of the few healthy fast food joints and therre food is always fresh.


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23899725 - 12/06/16 11:57 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You're both gonna get the damn thread closed...

Touch tips and make up before the lock.


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: Maverick]
    #23899729 - 12/06/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

He started it. but because I am the bigger man I am willing to make up and touch tips if he is.


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23899732 - 12/06/16 12:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You said homeless tips....:butthead:


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: mt cleverest] * 1
    #23899736 - 12/06/16 12:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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mt cleverest said:
He started it. but because I am the bigger man I am willing to make up and touch tips if he is.





Only by touching tips can one compare if he's the 'bigger' man.  :likeaboss:    :penis:


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23899738 - 12/06/16 12:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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mt cleverest said:
He started it. but because I am the bigger man I am willing to make up and touch tips if he is.




The fact you have to say "he started it" kinda moots your 2nd point.

I've not read any of the argument tho.


Tip: Wendy's will give you a free meal if you say you are homeless and can't afford a meal. I've even seen them let homeless people grab some sleep there too.


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23899746 - 12/06/16 12:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You wanna start something? You can;t be calling me out like that if you didnt read the argument. its bad form. The laughter ensued at subway, not wendys fyi. I dont give a shit about wendys.


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23899751 - 12/06/16 12:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

i usually never say this.... but Vandago is right! you are a piece of shit for kicking a homeless man and treating him like less than you... but heres the thing, i dont think you really did that. unless you are some meathead scumbag really... hmmm. you must really suck to make me take Vandagos side...


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23899763 - 12/06/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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mt cleverest said:
You wanna start something? You can;t be calling me out like that if you didnt read the argument. its bad form. The laughter ensued at subway, not wendys fyi. I dont give a shit about wendys.




It was a homeless tip, not a tip for you.

I was just letting you know how that sounds. Any intelligent person could tell who starts a fight, you shouldn't care what unintelligent people think, and "he started it" sounds childish. It's never worth it to come off as a child.


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: SnowDaze]
    #23899764 - 12/06/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

So I'm either a scumbag or a liar?? This forum is messed up. you guys shouldnt be ganging up on me over something so small that caused so much joy. the homeless man was not hurt in the slightest! anyways, what the homeless man did was not right. you shouldnt pressure people to give you money like that while theyre eating. that was my point. but forget it. like I said this forum is messed up. This is my last post in this place.


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: SnowDaze]
    #23899779 - 12/06/16 12:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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SnowDaze said:
i usually never say this.... but Vandago is right! you are a piece of shit for kicking a homeless man and treating him like less than you... but heres the thing, i dont think you really did that. unless you are some meathead scumbag really... hmmm. you must really suck to make me take Vandagos side...






Funny you should say that.  Here's a rating you left me after you wished I was locked up in prison post faking your death so you could get "clean" though WCA ays different:

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I don't know your situation and I honestly don't wish jail upon anyone.  I must have been in a really bad mood cause I'm not sure why I even said that.  Much love to you dude.  Very sorry

Edit.  Seriously I feel really bad






And here's one you left me before you faked your death calling yourself a piece of shit after you insulted me:

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You are a stupid piece of shit
Tue Oct 06 2009 09:51 PM


hmm...  maybe we are more alike than i first thought





So are you gonna get high and apologize AGAIN tomorrow LOL


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Re: Homeless Tips [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23899782 - 12/06/16 12:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Tmethyl said:
I've never been homeless in a city but spent the entire year last year in a tent while searching for work and trying to make my photography go somewhere.
I used every minute of free time I had while homeless, and I got a photo published by National Geographic and eventually found some work that didn't make me want to kill myself.

Only tips I can give for being homeless in rural area is:

Hide your camp site extremely well, even if it means you have to walk further. Cover your trails up after using them. If someone(including other homeless people) stumbles across your tent they tend to destroy them and anything you have there, I don't know why. They will also steal anything you have of value.

Never camp with or near other homeless people, they are typically either mentally ill or addicted to some substance, usually alcohol or pills.

You don't want to be carrying water for long distances, so camp somewhere near a water source either natural or man made.
This can be something as simple as a water spigot behind a store or public building like a library. In my case it was a spring. :awesomenod:

Never tell or hint anyone that you are homeless. They will assume you are an addict 100% of the time, you won't find work if you tell people you're homeless, people have no sympathy for your struggle.

Keep your site clean, and even if only plan on being there for a week or more, make it look nice, it will keep your spirits up.

Stay positive, few people can handle your situation and fewer can enjoy it.
Just be glad you get to experience it. :lol:




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Of course, this applies to mainly rural, wooded areas.  I'm a snowbird and try to stay in hawaii for as long as possible during the winter.  In order to affordably do this i found a pretty nice system where i have a hidden camp spot about a half mile into the woods near a residential neighborhood where i park my car (i buy a car when i get out there and sell it when i leave). The good thing about this neighborhood is that i can rotate where i park around the block and access my spot from either side in order to avoid suspicion from any of the residents.


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