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OfflineThatKidWithTheFace
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I'm Gonna Propose * 17
    #23899197 - 12/06/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

So,  It's been a part of the plan for a minute, but I've decided to start making steps.

I'm gonna do it at the gas station we met at. I thought it'd be sweet.

My girl has been practically begging for us to get a pet together. Maybe get one and have it help?

Another thing is the ring. My mom is gonna let me use her ring, but then I worry about jynxing our marriage with the bad juju of another. I've been toying with the idea of making her one. I used to make rings out of spoons, maybe do that, engrave it, incorporate a stone. I want her to have something uniquely her, but I don't see myself ring shopping any time soon.

Y'all got any tips? Advice?


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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OfflinePatlal
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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 5
    #23899206 - 12/06/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Advice

Be very careful. Very very careful. Think hard man. You're about to wait in the lose half your shit line with a 50% chance of success.

I love you honey but sign here, here and here....

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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #23899208 - 12/06/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

no tips or advice, just HEY! :laugh:

good on you, mang. :thumbup::awesomenod:


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #23899222 - 12/06/16 08:06 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Advice

Be very careful. Very very careful. Think hard man. You're about to wait in the lose half your shit line with a 50% chance of success.

I love you honey but sign here, here and here....

Be smart



Pfff, not many people who posts here has assets worth gold digging for. I'd say ThatKid is in a good spot.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #23899229 - 12/06/16 08:10 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Advice

Be very careful. Very very careful. Think hard man. You're about to wait in the lose half your shit line with a 50% chance of success.

I love you honey but sign here, here and here....

Be smart




Well, the beauty of that is neither of us have shit :lol: If we get it, and don't work out, she can have it. I'll be good.


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akira_akuma said:
no tips or advice, just HEY! :laugh:

good on you, mang. :thumbup::awesomenod:




Thanks so much.


I tell ya, I love this girl. I know she's gonna say yes. We've already discussed the fact that we plan on having kids together and getting married. I've gotta make it extra special to make up for the fact that she'll be semi-expecting it.

We're both very . . . Nontraditionally traditional. While we're definitely not Dick 'n' Jane, both our local culture and religion play huge roles in our lives. So I'm gonna pray on it, then ask her mother for her hand. I believe I'll ask her sister as well. They're twins.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 2
    #23899519 - 12/06/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

CONGRATS DUDE CAN I COME TO YOUR WEDDING!? for reals!

also my advice: dont listen to PatFail, hes a slumlord and well.. hes the last person to take relationship advice from LOL. Love you pattycakes

Im happy for you dude, I think proposing at a gas station is funny as fuck. Even if you two met there XD thats funny.

<3 much love dude, you're my favorite snowflake.

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OfflinePatlal
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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Ras Rising]
    #23899531 - 12/06/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Ras Rising said:
CONGRATS DUDE CAN I COME TO YOUR WEDDING!? for reals!

also my advice: dont listen to PatFail, hes a slumlord and well.. hes the last person to take relationship advice from LOL. Love you pattycakes p.s. come join us in chat! <3

Im happy for you dude, I think proposing at a gas station is funny as fuck. Even if you two met there XD thats funny.

<3 much love dude, you're my favorite snowflake.

:feelsoldman::cheers::inlove3::rockon:




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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Patlal]
    #23899561 - 12/06/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You can get a nice moissanite ring for ~$200 if you shop around, it's a good stone.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Ras Rising]
    #23899619 - 12/06/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Ras Rising said:
CONGRATS DUDE CAN I COME TO YOUR WEDDING!? for reals!

also my advice: dont listen to PatFail, hes a slumlord and well.. hes the last person to take relationship advice from LOL. Love you pattycakes





ras beat me to it :lol:

go for it dude.  i think you making a ring is a good idea.

although, one thing i will agree with patlal about, is to think hard if this is really what you want to do.  if it is, go for it man.

srs u better invite ras and i to the wedding.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23899721 - 12/06/16 11:55 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Congrats RP/OP  (we bringing RP back?)    I hope everything goes well and I am excited for you. 


I too have a girlfriend I am going to propose to within the next 12 months, the only thing delaying it is my financial situation.  Though she doesn't necessarily want an expensive fancy ring (she's not big into jewelry), I want to give her something decent anyway. 


You won't jinx your wedding using your mothers ring.  Your love for the person you are with is unique and in no way does someone elses past represent your future, do not worry!


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23899723 - 12/06/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Advice

Be very careful. Very very careful. Think hard man. You're about to wait in the lose half your shit line with a 50% chance of success.

I love you honey but sign here, here and here....

Be smart



Pfff, not many people who posts here has assets worth gold digging for. I'd say ThatKid is in a good spot.




Right? :lol:

But yeah don't get your ass overcharged on the ring. Shop around and be patient. The last thing you want is to be unable to afford a honeymoon because you bought a $10,000 ring.


And I'm happy for ya man :goodluck:


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23899794 - 12/06/16 12:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
So,  It's been a part of the plan for a minute, but I've decided to start making steps.

I'm gonna do it at the gas station we met at. I thought it'd be sweet.

My girl has been practically begging for us to get a pet together. Maybe get one and have it help?

Another thing is the ring. My mom is gonna let me use her ring, but then I worry about jynxing our marriage with the bad juju of another. I've been toying with the idea of making her one. I used to make rings out of spoons, maybe do that, engrave it, incorporate a stone. I want her to have something uniquely her, but I don't see myself ring shopping any time soon.

Y'all got any tips? Advice?






Congrats dude!!!

I don't think it's bad juju to use your Mom's ring. You could always cleanse it energetically with white sage, salt water and then charge it in the full moon - next one is 12/14.

I think it IS very sweet to propose where you met, but maybe there's a green space or restaurant NEAR the gas station that you could use instead? Then you can tell her why you chose the location ("close to where we first met") while you're proposing.

Just a thought.....


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: yogabunny]
    #23899808 - 12/06/16 12:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I agree. Also I'm flash reading, use mom's ring, it's a nice idea.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23899824 - 12/06/16 12:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Advice

Be very careful. Very very careful. Think hard man. You're about to wait in the lose half your shit line with a 50% chance of success.

I love you honey but sign here, here and here....

Be smart






I agree, I am not talking about gold digging like others are though, but marriage is a big step and should not be taken lightly, you don't want to drag yourself/others down by not knowing yourself.  I am not trying to be a little black rain cloud on your glorious day of days, but just really think things through well is all I am saying.

I am sure you have done so, but doesn't hurt to say it again.  Some people can get a bit overzealous when their minds are afflicted with the venom of love, and it's great if they have the antivenom for love, which is calm, rational thought, but many people don't, and rush into marriage thinking it's going to be great.


I believe females are more mature than males, so a girl marrying younger is usually acceptable if the girl is a good girl, and not some floozy, I don't know your age kid, and I am not asking, but as long as you're of a decent age where you think you will be happy with the same girl for a while, and not be tempted by other girls, then you're fine.  I can only speak for myself when I say this, but I have always prided myself on my loyalty, loyalty in relationships with friends, family, drug dealers, and girls, but I have realized loyalty seems to be thin these days, and many people live with a "if you want it, do it attitude" thinking that actions like these are going to mean they have some wonderful life full of wonderful experiences, when it usually just creates drama, so I agree with patlal in that just think things through, I don't think he's trying to be an ass, maybe I don't know him well, but marriage is a large step, full of commitment which many, many people fail at.

With that said, I wish you happiness, and light in your future endeavors, may you create many wonderful trap beats, and may your girl shit out a lovely herd of hell spawn.

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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23900143 - 12/06/16 02:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Congratulations man

I was engaged and broke it off, it was a mean thing to do but after talking about getting married it made me realize we werent a good match, so in the end it was kinder than following through. Personally I wouldnt propose at a gas station, lol youre crazy man, definitely like the ring idea.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23900151 - 12/06/16 02:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Congrats TKWTF :leocheers:


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #23900169 - 12/06/16 02:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:highfive: am I invited to the wedding?


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23900667 - 12/06/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:highfive1:


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23900712 - 12/06/16 05:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Good luck facekid, you probably don't need it though. I'm happy for you.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23900970 - 12/06/16 07:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
:highfive: am I invited to the wedding?





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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Lucis]
    #23901011 - 12/06/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Hey kid with face , I would suggest talking to management over at the gas station you met at. Maybe they could let you stage everything real nice and romantic . Be behind the counter make the area beautiful if you can. If you aren't able to do that it'd be still great the way you plan it but just my 2cents


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23901146 - 12/06/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Mandarinfish] * 1
    #23901163 - 12/06/16 07:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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My advice is to get drunk and wasted with lots of witnesses including the priest.
If the relationship goes bad you can claim you were under the influence of alcohol when you said I do and didn't know what you were doing. :awesomenod:




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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Mescalean] * 1
    #23901214 - 12/06/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Had to google and holy shit you're right



That is a beautiful little fish.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23901254 - 12/06/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Congratulations :musicnote:

That is a nice fish

Used to have a gold fish he would play dead

i would shake his food and he came back to life really fast everytime

cutie was his name everybody knew him

Cutie the fish and his buddies

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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: watermelon mon]
    #23901277 - 12/06/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

That is... a really cute story :lol:


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Lucis]
    #23901285 - 12/06/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:
Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
:highfive: am I invited to the wedding?





You're the best man, better get your shit together for the magickal day.




Still haven't got my invite :justno: after all I did for that kid

jk more than glad to hear he isn't miserable, but if I'm giving advice as a stranger clues tell me this is being a bit hasty.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Mescalean]
    #23901445 - 12/06/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23901452 - 12/06/16 09:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Congrats kid! I better get a wedding invite you're only a few hours away from me


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23901605 - 12/06/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

congrats  bro :hippie:

I think y'all can get married at the gas station and just tell everyone yall went to Paris and u proposed to her at the top of Eiffel Tower, then just take a pic together in front of a green screen and photoshop the Eiffel Tower in the background


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23901628 - 12/06/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

sounds like you've got a plan there OP, best of luck to you and your (future) missus  :cheers:


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #23901633 - 12/06/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:

Y'all got any tips? Advice?




Advice. Yeah.

Don't do it!

80 Percent of Divorces Are Filed By Women

According to the National Center for Health Statistics 50 percent of marriages in the United States end in divorce. Of the marriages that end in divorce, 80 percent of the divorces are initiated (filed) by women.
http://www.uplifting-love.com/2013/08/80-percent-of-divorces-are-filed-by.html





Good luck Op.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: finalexplosion]
    #23901639 - 12/06/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:dumbass:


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Ezuma]
    #23901642 - 12/06/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

WAIT BRO! I want you to take heed of my advice before proceeding on.

Have a child first. It makes things soo much easier! Instead of her being attached to a ring/diamond/spoon she will be attached to the child and the notion of having a family forever. This makes it soo much easier to avoid divorce.

But I do think the gas station is a good spot to propose.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: finalexplosion]
    #23901648 - 12/06/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

All I can is that if she expects an expensive ass ring, shes not worth it. If you decide to buy one, it shouldnt put any economic stress on you, and she should happily accept whatever you get her. I cant believe spending thousands on a ring is still an expected by some women.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: OliverJames] * 1
    #23901669 - 12/06/16 10:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I give out onion rings. And if she doesn't like that, she can enjoy her suffer-ring.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23901712 - 12/06/16 10:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I don't know if it's the same in the USA, but in Canada even if you just live with someone for over 6 months you become common-law, so they still get half your shit anyways, or so that is what I thought, maybe I'm wrong. I'm stoned.

Do you guys have common-law in the states? Fuck it I'll just google it..yeah yeah


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: sh4d0ws]
    #23901720 - 12/06/16 10:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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I don't know if it's the same in the USA, but in Canada even if you just live with someone for over 6 months you become common-law, so they still get half your shit anyways, or so that is what I thought, maybe I'm wrong. I'm stoned.

Do you guys have common-law in the states? Fuck it I'll just google it..yeah yeah




we do have common law, but you don't just flat out lose 50% of your stuff:

"To recognize the equal contribution of each person, the general rule is that the value of any property that you acquired during your marriage and that you still have when you separate must be divided equally, 50-50. Property that you brought with you into your marriage is yours to keep if your marriage ends. Any increase in the value of this property during your marriage must be shared."

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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: OliverJames]
    #23901725 - 12/06/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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:dumbass:




lol

I think men are just clowned into thinking they got to do it. I fail to see the point. Ring> equates to more money + wedding >>> more money? Its just one big circle jerk of spending. Granted, I go to them and there are tons of women into the whole circle jerk. Not opposed. Just not for me.

Good luck to those that cross the bridge. Hopefully, she has money or you know how to hide it lol

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WAIT BRO! I want you to take heed of my advice before proceeding on.

Have a child first. It makes things soo much easier! Instead of her being attached to a ring/diamond/spoon she will be attached to the child and the notion of having a family forever. This makes it soo much easier to avoid divorce.

But I do think the gas station is a good spot to propose.




It would work on Brittney Spears. She loves gas station bathrooms and no shoes or socks. That one you know loves it dirty lol

Children out of wedlock or not wont secure resources if a woman decides to leave. Its absurd. If I quit my place of employment, I don't get more money. The fukc kind of deal is that?

The stats indicate a typical age women get married. Usually, more times than not, its after plummeting SMV. If a woman is on the top of her reign of terror full on SMV, she dedicates her youth to a man, has bank, not run up stupid amounts of debt in clown college, you are ahead of the game.

Most dudes wife up some sloot with multiple kids out of wedlock and years of carousel 2.0. Cucks gonna cuck.

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All I can is that if she expects an expensive ass ring, shes not worth it. If you decide to buy one, it shouldnt put any economic stress on you, and she should happily accept whatever you get her. I cant believe spending thousands on a ring is still an expected by some women.




Female entitlement knows absolutely no limit especially during her reign of terror during peak sexual market value.

Google search okcupid and woman's rating of men. Men rate women pretty well whereas, women rate men BELOW AVERAGE.

Same women end up fat as fuck, multiple kids out of wedlock, and suddenly, looks don't matter anymore. Its comical.


Only advice to OP; hopefully she has dedicated her youth to you, has not been riding the carousel throughout her best years or is not a single mom.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: sh4d0ws]
    #23901727 - 12/06/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

i think in the end yall gotta marry someone worth all ur money..


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    #23901734 - 12/06/16 10:39 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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i think in the end yall gotta marry someone worth all ur money..




this, also don't be a dumbass helps. Most people don't need a pre-nup in this day and age, and in Canada at least you don't simply lose half your shit when the wife leaves. You keep whatever property you came into the marriage with generally, and split whatever was acquired while married.


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    #23901757 - 12/06/16 10:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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You've joined the ranks of free-bleeding Alyssa and Almondflour.

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    #23901799 - 12/06/16 11:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I forgot about the freebleeding :facepalm:

DON'T OPRESS ME JUST BUY A STEAM CLEANER!


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23901828 - 12/06/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Lol I'll remember that shit 50 years from now


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23901833 - 12/06/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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So,  It's been a part of the plan for a minute, but I've decided to start making steps.

I'm gonna do it at the gas station we met at. I thought it'd be sweet.

My girl has been practically begging for us to get a pet together. Maybe get one and have it help?

Another thing is the ring. My mom is gonna let me use her ring, but then I worry about jynxing our marriage with the bad juju of another. I've been toying with the idea of making her one. I used to make rings out of spoons, maybe do that, engrave it, incorporate a stone. I want her to have something uniquely her, but I don't see myself ring shopping any time soon.

Y'all got any tips? Advice?




Get the pet together. Wait a year or two and you'll know what kind of person she truly is by the way she treats a companion. Just sayin.


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    #23901908 - 12/06/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Man, just saw all the love. It's making me feel great. And of course my Boomtown family's invited. Y'all know who y'all are :grin:

And thanks for the advice y'all. As far as being hasty, yeah I probably am, and it might be a minute before we actually tie the knot.

But if I'm gonna spend my life with any other human being, I want it to be this gal. I didn't think women like her still existed. If I Love Lucy and Fear and Loathing has a baby, you'd have this girl.

I legitimately didn't think there were women that weren't whores, till I met her.

I love her family, my family loves her  (those are both firsts for me) We've got the same values and the same plans.

Most of all though, we help each other grow. Especially spiritually, we've got practically the same beliefs, we pray together, it's great. I know a lot of folks io here don't get down with religion, but I know this is the girl God made for me.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23901942 - 12/06/16 11:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Congrats yall


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23901945 - 12/06/16 11:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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My girl has been practically begging for us to get a pet together. Maybe get one and have it help?




That's a good idea. You can put the ring on the pet's collar and then propose to her with that.

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Another thing is the ring. My mom is gonna let me use her ring, but then I worry about jynxing our marriage with the bad juju of another. I've been toying with the idea of making her one. I used to make rings out of spoons, maybe do that, engrave it, incorporate a stone. I want her to have something uniquely her, but I don't see myself ring shopping any time soon.




Another great idea. I recommend doing this for the wedding band though, since it'll be easy for you to make a circular ring with nothing encrusted in it.

As somebody else recommended, you can get a moissanite diamond for very cheap. $100-$200 for a 1 karat if you shop around online.

But honey, please whatever you do, don't propose at a gas station. Even if it's where you two met... I can't think of a grosser, least romantic place you could possibly propose.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: finalexplosion] * 2
    #23901953 - 12/06/16 11:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Y'all got any tips? Advice?




Advice. Yeah.

Don't do it!

80 Percent of Divorces Are Filed By Women

According to the National Center for Health Statistics 50 percent of marriages in the United States end in divorce. Of the marriages that end in divorce, 80 percent of the divorces are initiated (filed) by women.
http://www.uplifting-love.com/2013/08/80-percent-of-divorces-are-filed-by.html





Good luck Op.




Jesus Christ dude. You use this thread to interject your unwarranted political views, how tasteless can you get? :facepalm:


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #23901964 - 12/07/16 12:02 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

it's the new way. Crystal, ever since the right have discovered Kek-like meme magick, they've went full-force on the propaganda machine. they are intentionally interjecting their political and social views into any and everything, because this is the "new way".

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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23901981 - 12/07/16 12:15 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Don't blame the Right. I'm about as Right Wing as it gets,  and I ain't down with all that "he-man woman hater club" shit you see these days. I don't feel like life was ment to be lived solo


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23901986 - 12/07/16 12:20 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

ThatKid, I really hope you reconsider proposing at a gas station. Everything else was a good idea, just not that.

I mean just think about her retelling the story about how you proposed. People would be like "A gas station, what the hell? Ew. Are you serious? And you actually said yes?"

That's not the sort of reaction you want when retelling how you proposed.

Please reconsider and choose a spot that's a little more romantic, like a lake or beach or something. Even a park will do.

I just can't imagine anybody liking being proposed at a spot like that. You don't want a memorable, romantic moment like that to take place somewhere so dirty and grimy...

I mean, you wouldn't take a girl on a date there, right? If you wouldn't take a girl on a date there, then don't propose there.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23901996 - 12/07/16 12:29 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah I def agree, proposing at a gas station doesnt sound like a good idea


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23901999 - 12/07/16 12:31 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Don't blame the Right. I'm about as Right Wing as it gets,  and I ain't down with all that "he-man woman hater club" shit you see these days. I don't feel like life was ment to be lived solo



oh no, don't get me wrong. i respect a lot of sensible "right-wingers". i am not really talking about the "wimmins" subject matter...so much as i am talking about the right, since discovering https://pepethefrogfaith.wordpress.com/ , have been stepping up their attempts to propagate (through memetics) propaganda about their views, interjecting it all into wherever they can -- because that's what will prove the most effective for memetics, is interjecting it wherever possible. :wink: weird eh?

PS: watch out, getting married, you'll have to concede to your wife over somethings...this will be very cucky behavior, according to the whim of society. so watch out.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23902021 - 12/07/16 12:51 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Yeah I def agree, proposing at a gas station doesnt sound like a good idea




Yeah, good rule of thumb is: If you wouldn't take a girl on a date there, then don't propose there.

Because you proposing to her is basically going to be like another date, only it's supposed to be the best date you've ever had.

It's supposed to be the most memorable and romantic date you've ever had with this person, and doing it as a gas station is going to taint the whole thing.

I really hope OP takes my advice, cause I can't imagine anybody liking being proposed there.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Crystal G]
    #23902039 - 12/07/16 01:02 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

He should get her to make a shroomery account and then propose in the pub


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #23902041 - 12/07/16 01:04 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'm definitely gonna pick another spot.

Shroomery saves the day again :grin:


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23902043 - 12/07/16 01:05 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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He should get her to make a shroomery account and then propose in the pub




I'm sure it says sonething about me that I think that's hella romantic :lol:


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    #23902045 - 12/07/16 01:08 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Don't do it man, she will be flooded with dick pics. The Pub is not to be trusted.


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    #23902046 - 12/07/16 01:10 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Don't do it man, she will be flooded with dick pics. The Pub is not to be trusted.






Im jelly RP, congratulations


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23902047 - 12/07/16 01:11 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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I'm definitely gonna pick another spot.

Shroomery saves the day again :grin:




Yay!!! i'm so glad you decided to take my advice.

You're definitely on the right track by picking a spot that's really sentimental to the both of you though. Just make sure that the setting and location is also a romantic spot, a place that a girl would enjoy being taken to.

So obviously places like Walmart, the grocery store, a dumpster, gas station, the post office, are all places that are off-limits. Doesn't matter if that's the spot you had your first kiss or first date or first sex or whatever. You want the location to at least be a decent place for something like a proposal.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23902050 - 12/07/16 01:12 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'm preparing my dick pics just in case.

Crystal! Wanna see my penis?


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23902055 - 12/07/16 01:16 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I think I'll pass this time. But thank you. :ilold:


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    #23902060 - 12/07/16 01:20 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Oh, I know better :lol: Maybe if there weren't all the new cats actin' a fool, y'know?

Quite the romantic notion, though.


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    #23902063 - 12/07/16 01:27 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Is there maybe another spot that's sentimental to the two of you that is also romantic?

Any place that has a scenic view like a cliff or a lake or mountain or something, any place out in nature would be a great spot. Some place you two camped together before, maybe. Proposing at a nice restaurant isn't bad either, although that's a tad overdone I feel.

It all depends what kind of person she is too.

If she's an artsy or brainy kind of person, then proposing at a museum in front of a spectacular art gallery or sculpture is not a bad idea.

Or if she's a huge fan of some sports team, doing a proposal in the stadium at one of their games is not a bad idea either.

If she's a homebody or a private person, hell even just proposing inside your home or apartment and surprising her with a new pet with an engagement ring attached to the collar is a good idea.

It all depends what kind of person she is.

I'm sure she'll say yes no matter where you propose, but if I were the one proposing I would want to make it pretty memorable and romantic and intimate and specific to what that particular person would enjoy most.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Crystal G]
    #23902067 - 12/07/16 01:31 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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I think I'll pass this time. But thank you. :ilold:



I'm fucking crushed.

No BBC for you then :crankey:


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23902071 - 12/07/16 01:35 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I didn't know you had a BBC? :dawerp:

I feel like I'm ordering a dish at a haute cuisine restaurant. "Yes, I'll have a slice of the Canadian BBC please. Hold the relish, extra mustard please."


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Crystal G]
    #23902085 - 12/07/16 01:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Hey OP, I was consulting with a friend of mine so we could brainstorm and give you advice, and he actually gave a pretty good recommendation.

He said, "Maybe drive past the gas station and bring up when they first met there. Then drive to a nicer location and propose."

That way you can still have that sentimental first meeting spot included, but the actual proposal is taking place somewhere much nicer?


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Crystal G]
    #23902088 - 12/07/16 01:48 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Yes I have the blackest of cocks but if you're gonna slather it in condiments then expect your BBC hunt to come up short.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23902091 - 12/07/16 01:50 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Ok. You convinced me. I'll take a peek. :awejeez:


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