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OfflineSeriously_trippin
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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Lucis]
    #23901011 - 12/06/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Hey kid with face , I would suggest talking to management over at the gas station you met at. Maybe they could let you stage everything real nice and romantic . Be behind the counter make the area beautiful if you can. If you aren't able to do that it'd be still great the way you plan it but just my 2cents


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23901146 - 12/06/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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OfflineMescalean
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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Mandarinfish] * 1
    #23901163 - 12/06/16 07:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Mandarinfish said:
My advice is to get drunk and wasted with lots of witnesses including the priest.
If the relationship goes bad you can claim you were under the influence of alcohol when you said I do and didn't know what you were doing. :awesomenod:




just had to say your SN is awesome. pretty little fishes


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Mescalean] * 1
    #23901214 - 12/06/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Had to google and holy shit you're right



That is a beautiful little fish.


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23901254 - 12/06/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Congratulations :musicnote:

That is a nice fish

Used to have a gold fish he would play dead

i would shake his food and he came back to life really fast everytime

cutie was his name everybody knew him

Cutie the fish and his buddies

They were smart


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: watermelon mon]
    #23901277 - 12/06/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

That is... a really cute story :lol:


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Lucis]
    #23901285 - 12/06/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:
Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
:highfive: am I invited to the wedding?





You're the best man, better get your shit together for the magickal day.




Still haven't got my invite :justno: after all I did for that kid

jk more than glad to hear he isn't miserable, but if I'm giving advice as a stranger clues tell me this is being a bit hasty.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Mescalean]
    #23901445 - 12/06/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Edited by Mandarinfish (07/19/20 03:45 AM)


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23901452 - 12/06/16 09:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Congrats kid! I better get a wedding invite you're only a few hours away from me


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23901605 - 12/06/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

congrats  bro :hippie:

I think y'all can get married at the gas station and just tell everyone yall went to Paris and u proposed to her at the top of Eiffel Tower, then just take a pic together in front of a green screen and photoshop the Eiffel Tower in the background


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23901628 - 12/06/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

sounds like you've got a plan there OP, best of luck to you and your (future) missus  :cheers:


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Offlinefinalexplosion
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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #23901633 - 12/06/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:

Y'all got any tips? Advice?




Advice. Yeah.

Don't do it!

80 Percent of Divorces Are Filed By Women

According to the National Center for Health Statistics 50 percent of marriages in the United States end in divorce. Of the marriages that end in divorce, 80 percent of the divorces are initiated (filed) by women.
http://www.uplifting-love.com/2013/08/80-percent-of-divorces-are-filed-by.html





Good luck Op.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: finalexplosion]
    #23901639 - 12/06/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:dumbass:


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: Ezuma]
    #23901642 - 12/06/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

WAIT BRO! I want you to take heed of my advice before proceeding on.

Have a child first. It makes things soo much easier! Instead of her being attached to a ring/diamond/spoon she will be attached to the child and the notion of having a family forever. This makes it soo much easier to avoid divorce.

But I do think the gas station is a good spot to propose.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: finalexplosion]
    #23901648 - 12/06/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

All I can is that if she expects an expensive ass ring, shes not worth it. If you decide to buy one, it shouldnt put any economic stress on you, and she should happily accept whatever you get her. I cant believe spending thousands on a ring is still an expected by some women.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: OliverJames] * 1
    #23901669 - 12/06/16 10:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I give out onion rings. And if she doesn't like that, she can enjoy her suffer-ring.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23901712 - 12/06/16 10:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I don't know if it's the same in the USA, but in Canada even if you just live with someone for over 6 months you become common-law, so they still get half your shit anyways, or so that is what I thought, maybe I'm wrong. I'm stoned.

Do you guys have common-law in the states? Fuck it I'll just google it..yeah yeah


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: sh4d0ws]
    #23901720 - 12/06/16 10:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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sh4d0ws said:
I don't know if it's the same in the USA, but in Canada even if you just live with someone for over 6 months you become common-law, so they still get half your shit anyways, or so that is what I thought, maybe I'm wrong. I'm stoned.

Do you guys have common-law in the states? Fuck it I'll just google it..yeah yeah




we do have common law, but you don't just flat out lose 50% of your stuff:

"To recognize the equal contribution of each person, the general rule is that the value of any property that you acquired during your marriage and that you still have when you separate must be divided equally, 50-50. Property that you brought with you into your marriage is yours to keep if your marriage ends. Any increase in the value of this property during your marriage must be shared."

http://www.divorceincanada.ca/equalization.htm


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: OliverJames]
    #23901725 - 12/06/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Ezuma said:
:dumbass:




lol

I think men are just clowned into thinking they got to do it. I fail to see the point. Ring> equates to more money + wedding >>> more money? Its just one big circle jerk of spending. Granted, I go to them and there are tons of women into the whole circle jerk. Not opposed. Just not for me.

Good luck to those that cross the bridge. Hopefully, she has money or you know how to hide it lol

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chevy66driver said:
WAIT BRO! I want you to take heed of my advice before proceeding on.

Have a child first. It makes things soo much easier! Instead of her being attached to a ring/diamond/spoon she will be attached to the child and the notion of having a family forever. This makes it soo much easier to avoid divorce.

But I do think the gas station is a good spot to propose.




It would work on Brittney Spears. She loves gas station bathrooms and no shoes or socks. That one you know loves it dirty lol

Children out of wedlock or not wont secure resources if a woman decides to leave. Its absurd. If I quit my place of employment, I don't get more money. The fukc kind of deal is that?

The stats indicate a typical age women get married. Usually, more times than not, its after plummeting SMV. If a woman is on the top of her reign of terror full on SMV, she dedicates her youth to a man, has bank, not run up stupid amounts of debt in clown college, you are ahead of the game.

Most dudes wife up some sloot with multiple kids out of wedlock and years of carousel 2.0. Cucks gonna cuck.

Quote:

OliverJames said:
All I can is that if she expects an expensive ass ring, shes not worth it. If you decide to buy one, it shouldnt put any economic stress on you, and she should happily accept whatever you get her. I cant believe spending thousands on a ring is still an expected by some women.




Female entitlement knows absolutely no limit especially during her reign of terror during peak sexual market value.

Google search okcupid and woman's rating of men. Men rate women pretty well whereas, women rate men BELOW AVERAGE.

Same women end up fat as fuck, multiple kids out of wedlock, and suddenly, looks don't matter anymore. Its comical.


Only advice to OP; hopefully she has dedicated her youth to you, has not been riding the carousel throughout her best years or is not a single mom.


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Re: I'm Gonna Propose [Re: sh4d0ws]
    #23901727 - 12/06/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

i think in the end yall gotta marry someone worth all ur money..


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