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OfflineTNK
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    #23899022 - 12/06/16 06:04 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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TheNatureKid said:
Well its 5am on the west coast. I haven't slept yet and don't know if I will. Haven't done any drugs, just can't sleep.

What's up shroomery, someone entertain me.



Previous EMC post.

Works every time!

Every time I post an EMC I immediately fall asleep right after, it works like a charm.

I bumped the title of the thread, gonna change the first page too.

Just woke up a few hours ago; ate about 10 grams of kratom and took a nap- been listening to Chance the Rapper all afternoon. Got a job orientation thing to do today then I should hopefully being working sometime this week.

How's everyone's day going?

:sun:


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OfflineWebster10
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Re: Eat Many Cocks $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: TNK]
    #23899057 - 12/06/16 06:30 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Had to wake up early today, I've got a 9:30am class. I haven't been to a single class in a week or two so I'm proud of myself for getting up. I'm thinking I should hit the gym after class


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Re: Eat Many Cocks $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: Webster10]
    #23899145 - 12/06/16 07:23 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Hi

I just woke up, smoked a spliff, now drinking some piping hot tea

Don't gotta be at work til 12 today so that's nice, I've been grinding like a mofo the past 3 days and I'm gonna keep grinding for as long as it takes


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Re: Eat Many Cocks $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23899171 - 12/06/16 07:41 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Mornin' y'all.

Had a pretty good night. My old lady stayed with her mama last night, so I went next door to my uncle's house and worked some things out with him.

He did me pretty wrong a few months ago, so we addressed it and talked it out and moved past it. Then he hooked me up with some smoke and got me geeked. We then used the subsequent energy to crack open his new study Bible and have some serious religious discussion.

It was real nice. I feel great, and I dont mean from the drugs.

He's a lot more used to that stuff, so he just went to sleep and I wandered up here to see what u fucks are up to.

I reckon I'm about to smoke me a bowl of this nice ass Michigan weed. I'm digging this change up of locale. I love Colorado bud, but that's all I've had for about a year now (other than some nice Dixie homegrown :cool: )

I might get my truck out today! Fingers crossed.

How y'all Shroomycats doin'?


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: Eat Many Cocks $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: TNK]
    #23899187 - 12/06/16 07:51 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Howdy good morning



Someone ODd on heroin work



1 week 4 days and these people are gone


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Re: Eat Many Cocks $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: SunnyD] * 3
    #23899220 - 12/06/16 08:05 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Feel trashy. I'm 23 and my body is weak and fimble. Trash.


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Re: Eat Many Cocks $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23899238 - 12/06/16 08:15 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Do some work. Not like just a job, but I mean real motherfuckin' labor. You'll feel a lot better.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: Eat Many Cocks $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #23899259 - 12/06/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Sheekle works at a factory powder-coating metro train parts

That sounds like a pretty hxc job if u ask me


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Re: Eat Many Cocks $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23899292 - 12/06/16 08:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Do some work. Not like just a job, but I mean real motherfuckin' labor. You'll feel a lot better.



My shoulders are bad and I would be fucking them up before gaining any muscle :thumbdown:

I've been hurting them just pushing myself upwards from a laying on my stomach position to standing up


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Re: Eat Many Cocks $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: Sheekle]
    #23899301 - 12/06/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I know how it is, my back's trashed. Sometimes you gotta be a man, though :shrug:

And I ain't talkin' about muscle, I'm talkin' about strength. Physically, mentally, spiritually.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: Eat Many Cookies $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23899336 - 12/06/16 09:10 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

They're right sheeks. Trust me I'm frail and broken as fuck too but I can tell you I felt 10x worse when I wasn't active. If you talk to a doctor about it they would probably recommend PT or physical activity too.

The trick is to go slow and learn a good pace for you/what you can actually handle. When you have an injury you can't just jump into lifting weights and chopping wood and shit. Start with something easy. You can find PT exercises for people with shoulder injuries online.

When your muscles are weak it puts more strain on your bones, joints, and tendons. You will feel much worse as your muscles weaken.

I know it sucks. But the results of being scared to move sucks more.


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Re: Eat Many Cookies $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23899375 - 12/06/16 09:31 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:goodmorning:


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Re: Eat Many Cookies $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: weirdguy32]
    #23899386 - 12/06/16 09:36 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:goodmorning: to you too.
I think I'm gonna get more coffee.

Meeting with the real estate lady at 1 cuz We didn't date a paper last friday n the bank is upset. Meh.


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Re: Eat Many Cookies $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23899392 - 12/06/16 09:38 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

got a class to attend for possible employment which will be in January. The deal is you have to have 100 percent attendance and you will be guaranteed an interview


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Re: Eat Many Cocks $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23899399 - 12/06/16 09:40 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
I know how it is, my back's trashed. Sometimes you gotta be a man, though :shrug:

And I ain't talkin' about muscle, I'm talkin' about strength. Physically, mentally, spiritually.



:laugh2:


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: Eat Many Cocks $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: TNK]
    #23899425 - 12/06/16 09:55 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Morning everyone!

Finally not waking up at 4pm :lol:

I won't be participating in the eating of the cocks though.

Just ate a nice breakfast and sipping on my :coffee:

:goodmorning:


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Re: Eat Many Cocks $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23899620 - 12/06/16 11:22 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
fimble.




Translation?


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Re: Eat Many Cocks $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: Ras Rising]
    #23899658 - 12/06/16 11:34 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Ras Rising said:
I won't be participating in the eating of the cocks though.





too late you just did

anyhoo morning you filthy animals



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Re: Eat Many Cocks $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23899676 - 12/06/16 11:38 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

morning everyon

supposed to go look at a house today, just came on the market yesterday, appointment isn't for 5 hours...and there's already an offer on the house. We might still be able to get an offer in (hopefully they don't accept the other one before we see it)

but for fuck sakes..this town isn't even that big and houses are going so quick, the last 6 houses we liked all had offers on them or sold before we even got a viewing

had no idea a town of 50,000 people would be so hard to find a house, it's not like we're close to any major cities, there is nothing here, I don't even know wtf all these people do for employment, there's no way you could commute daily to toronto from here unless you wanted 5+ hours of driving per day


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Re: Eat Many Cookies $$$ EMC $$$ [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23899681 - 12/06/16 11:40 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Coulda ate cookies with me instead nib.


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