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koods
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23897679 - 12/05/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: google says girls get off better from manual/oral stimulation compared to regular intercourse.
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Reprobate420
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: koods]
#23897769 - 12/05/16 06:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Does it count if you had sex but were so drunk you don't remember the actual event?
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: Reprobate420] 1
#23897895 - 12/05/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Reprobate420 said: Does it count if you had sex but were so drunk you don't remember the actual event?
It does when you get your HIV results
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Reprobate420
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#23897971 - 12/05/16 07:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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TheFakeSunRa said:
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Reprobate420 said: Does it count if you had sex but were so drunk you don't remember the actual event?
It does when you get your HIV results
Hahah good point.
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: Reprobate420] 1
#23898406 - 12/05/16 09:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Reprobate420 said:
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TheFakeSunRa said:
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Reprobate420 said: Does it count if you had sex but were so drunk you don't remember the actual event?
It does when you get your HIV results
Hahah good point.
I think aliens have the cure to HIV. I dont have HIV but Charlie Sheen does I think aliens might cure his HIV. Im working on summoning them with DMT I think aliens like DMT. Mabey will cure all the HIV. that would be pretty dope. Something about space coke Charlie Sheen and HIV makes since.
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: Sheekle]
#23898555 - 12/05/16 10:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: IDK about Azur and his "no finger philosophy", plenty of girls get off better from manual/oral stimulation compared to regular intercourse.
You're a faggot, so how would you know? You took me off nignore to see how many girls I've fucked??
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: azur]
#23898585 - 12/05/16 10:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yo azur, what percentage of the girls you've been with have been squirters?
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azur
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: falsereality]
#23898596 - 12/05/16 10:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't know. A small percentage I would say.
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: azur]
#23898602 - 12/05/16 10:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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azur said: I don't know. A small percentage I would say.
Huh, interesting. Just curious as I only have like twenty people to draw a conclusion from. So, from being with like 500+ chicks, what's the gnarliest shit you've caught? I mean, I would just guess that sleeping with that many people has some drawbacks.
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: falsereality] 1
#23898614 - 12/05/16 11:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gonorrhea once. Trichamoniasis a few times. Chlamydia a few times. No herpes or hpv yet. More than anything, just caught a bunch of crazy women! I have some crazy stories, but I'd rather not share them in the pub as Google picks up pub posts.
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: azur]
#23898653 - 12/05/16 11:24 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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azur said: Gonorrhea once. Trichamoniasis a few times. Chlamydia a few times. No herpes or hpv yet. More than anything, just caught a bunch of crazy women! I have some crazy stories, but I'd rather not share them in the pub as Google picks up pub posts.
It would be statistically impossible for you not to have been infected with hpv.
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: koods]
#23898658 - 12/05/16 11:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said:
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azur said: Gonorrhea once. Trichamoniasis a few times. Chlamydia a few times. No herpes or hpv yet. More than anything, just caught a bunch of crazy women! I have some crazy stories, but I'd rather not share them in the pub as Google picks up pub posts.
It would be statistically impossible for you not to have been infected with hpv.
Probably so. But no warts have sprouted  And I have worn a few condoms in my life. Not many new but a few.
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: azur]
#23898678 - 12/05/16 11:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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azur said: And I have worn a few condoms in my life. Not many new but a few.
... dude, you must mentor me in the art of being a man whore. Did you have a vasectomy? Every time I have sex without a condom I see dollar bills flying out of my dick.
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: falsereality]
#23898749 - 12/06/16 12:31 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm trying to have sex with my dick right now but i broke it
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: Konyap]
#23898993 - 12/06/16 05:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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13.
Probably would have been more had I not been in a relationship from ages 19-24.
Also none since age 28 (7 years ago).
Was a bartender for a long time, and then it's not really a question of getting laid. Pussy flows like the booze - it's a matter of avoiding disease.
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: viktor]
#23899079 - 12/06/16 06:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why none in the last 7 years?
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azur
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: falsereality]
#23899088 - 12/06/16 06:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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falsereality said:
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azur said: And I have worn a few condoms in my life. Not many new but a few.
... dude, you must mentor me in the art of being a man whore. Did you have a vasectomy? Every time I have sex without a condom I see dollar bills flying out of my dick.
No art dude. You just gotta fuck. I never really went out with the intentions of having sex. It just happened. No vasectomy yet. I'm afraid AIDS and herpes wouldn't stand in my way if I was fixed. I do have 3 children to 2 women though. I'm like a black guy.
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: azur]
#23899180 - 12/06/16 07:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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5. I don't plan on going to 6.
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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: yogabunny]
#23900509 - 12/06/16 04:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hella. Looking for a +1?
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