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OfflineWu-tang
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Anyone Play Postal 2?
    #23898458 - 12/05/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I got postal 2 for steam its so fun its gory as hell though. I cut a cop in half and watched him crawl away with his intestines coming out of his body. I then lit him on fire and urinated on his dead carcass. Postal 2 is a work of art its on sale right now im pissed I got it when it was not on sale so I wasted like $10.00 its only $1.00 now :mad:.


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: Anyone Play Postal 2? [Re: Wu-tang]
    #23898472 - 12/05/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Haven't played but for $1 I may join you.

Incredible sig though. :ooo:


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InvisibleChakanooga
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Re: Anyone Play Postal 2? [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23898529 - 12/05/16 10:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Crawling away with his intestines ...lmao wicked, but that should be humanly impossible.


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Re: Anyone Play Postal 2? [Re: Chakanooga]
    #23898831 - 12/06/16 02:06 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

It's such a fun old game, I remember shooting Gary Coleman in the head with my kitty shotgun. (a cat with the shotgun barrel shoved up his butt as a suppressor)


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OfflineVisionary Tools
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Re: Anyone Play Postal 2? [Re: Sketchy Cat]
    #23903846 - 12/07/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Currently playing the first week without murdering anyone and I'm stuck at the taliban. I've learned that if you are on fire, because you walked into a pool of fire, or near a furnace, or if someone threw a petrol bomb at you, and you run around giving people warm hugs and they burn to death, that's not murder.

Cover yourself in petrol and light yourself on fire then hug people? That's murder.



In postal 2 you can pee on doughnuts and give them to cops. Hilarity ensues.

Also you can pee on people if they are on fire.

If being attacked by kittens, pee on yourself and they flee. If they are about to come to you, pee on them.

Basically, in the no murder playthrough, I've been using pee as my main defence. People don't shoot you if you make them puke, make sure to get them in the mouth!


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Re: Anyone Play Postal 2? [Re: Wu-tang]
    #23905319 - 12/07/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You can pee on a priest, he starts throwing up, you smack his head off with a shovel, and then play fetch with the head with a nearby dog.  10/10


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OfflineUbersensai
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Re: Anyone Play Postal 2? [Re: Jufin]
    #23943074 - 12/20/16 11:00 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Best. Edgy. Game. Ever. Makes saint's row 4 look innocent!


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