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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23896074 - 12/05/16 07:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Finger them?
Damn. Am I the oldest one in here?
I don't finger girls. Kinda weird how I'll stick my dick in things that I wouldn't dare stick my finger in.


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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: azur]
    #23896083 - 12/05/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Jesus Christ.

We have game on this website!


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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: azur]
    #23896147 - 12/05/16 08:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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azur said:
Finger them?
Damn. Am I the oldest one in here?
I don't finger girls. Kinda weird how I'll stick my dick in things that I wouldn't dare stick my finger in.





well that was when i was younger. also not every girl was already having sex back then

i remember fingering this hot asian girl up at a park for so long. broke off from the other friends and hooked up and shit for about a half hour straight

then i would have this decent looking girl who lived 2 streets down from me walk over and meet me on the bay and she would give me head..we did that like 4 times but i had to stop it because she kept biting my dick :lol: i didnt tell her that though, im too nice


then this one time i fucked this girl at a party...the kicker was we had sex in the moms room of the party host ahahah

i got kicked out of that party but ended up reconciling with the guy


now that i think about it..i was a little pimp back in my hay day

it all went down hill when i was met my now-fiance

i was 20 and she was 25..so of course i felt cool because i was with such an older girl but since i was with her she scared off all the girls my age. im still with her now..im 25 shes 30.


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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #23896198 - 12/05/16 08:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Just the one, for the last 5 years

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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23896244 - 12/05/16 09:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Ezuma said:
Just the one, for the last 5 years




You gotta work on that one bro


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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: Patlal] * 5
    #23896268 - 12/05/16 09:31 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

or he could stay with her forever and be happier than all you sluts

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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: mt cleverest] * 1
    #23896283 - 12/05/16 09:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

150 +

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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: qman] * 2
    #23896299 - 12/05/16 09:44 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

8 9 I think, unless I've repressed something, had to think back hard to get to 8 9 from 7. Less than I got fingers anyway.

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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: do it]
    #23896312 - 12/05/16 09:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

7 and im 21. Most of the people ive had sex with were long term relationships with girls but Ive had sex with 3 other people that I either wasn't in a relationship with or didn't know.


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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: trvptamine]
    #23896643 - 12/05/16 11:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Azur care to share your age? Since you questioned if your the oldest one here.


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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: TheMadHatter420]
    #23896662 - 12/05/16 11:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

37 in a few days


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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: azur] * 1
    #23896685 - 12/05/16 12:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Ok so your not that damn old. When you posted...

Finger them?
Damn. Am I the oldest one in here?
I don't finger girls. Kinda weird how I'll stick my dick in things that I wouldn't dare stick my finger in.



It made me think you might be like 50-60.

Only reason to finger them is so you can get yo dick in there, IMO


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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: azur]
    #23896687 - 12/05/16 12:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm really surprised at all the low numbers,

Not yours azur, you're actually the norm I expected, unless all these other fuckers are lying :lol:


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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: hostileuniverse]
    #23896694 - 12/05/16 12:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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TheMadHatter420 said:
Ok so your not that damn old. When you posted...

Finger them?
Damn. Am I the oldest one in here?
I don't finger girls. Kinda weird how I'll stick my dick in things that I wouldn't dare stick my finger in.



It made me think you might be like 50-60.

Only reason to finger them is so you can get yo dick in there, IMO



The right words and the right eye contact will get a pussy foaming wet. And a long dick and a strong background will finish up the deal.

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hostileuniverse said:
I'm really surprised at all the low numbers,

Not yours azur, you're actually the norm I expected, unless all these other fuckers are lying :lol:



I'm not surprised. Have you never read the sexuality threads here?  Bunch of social anxious weirdos in here.


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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: mt cleverest] * 2
    #23896802 - 12/05/16 12:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

Ezuma said:
Just the one, for the last 5 years




You gotta work on that one bro



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mt cleverest said:
or he could stay with her forever and be happier than all you sluts




that's the hope
not to get mushy but she's one of my two closest friends as well as my girlfriend so it'll either be that formative love you look back on with regret the rest of your life, or ideally a lasting thing. Either way though I don't feel like I've really missed out yet :cool:

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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23897152 - 12/05/16 03:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Probably 60ish


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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23897293 - 12/05/16 04:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You're in California, right? With Tinder's popularity nowadays, virtually anyone can sleep with as many people as they want. Even in the middle of nowhere can work very well, but in densely populated areas is pretty much no effort whatsoever.


I don't really know. Booze and benzos are great for confidence and getting laid, but not so conductive to remembering them. Several dozen living in ASU's dorms, several other dozens throughout the rest of my life, most a few times.


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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: DustBunny]
    #23897384 - 12/05/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

1


Had sex 100s of times in the 3+ years I was in a relationship with the girl, but since then I haven't done so (almost 9 years now :rolleyes: :lol:). 





I'm not desperate and don't have a super high sex drive (these days at least lol), but it has certainly been a while :lol: .








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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: openmind]
    #23897550 - 12/05/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

IDK about Azur and his "no finger philosophy", plenty of girls get off better from manual/oral stimulation compared to regular intercourse.


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Re: How many people have you had sex with? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23897575 - 12/05/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I have to either eat pussy or go strictly dickly. I never had the magic touch for jacking girls off.


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