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    #23891673 - 12/03/16 07:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Tonight on the Shroomery:

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That is an L, by the way, in the subject title for those impervious to my wit.


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23891691 - 12/03/16 07:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Hey Self, I just streamed the new movie Pet with ol' boy dominic monaghan from lost. That shit was twisted.



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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23891702 - 12/03/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

lol


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23891718 - 12/03/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

That is twisted. 

What kind of sicko puts clothing on their pets?


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: flickedbic]
    #23891727 - 12/03/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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That is twisted. 

What kind of sicko puts clothing on their pets?




As the story line goes on, the real sicko was in the cage the whole time.


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23891773 - 12/03/16 07:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I spelled it out phonetically for those that might've missed it, in the subject title of the original post.

Maybe I'm just that guy that makes an LNC that no one comes to... :frown:


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23891784 - 12/03/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

im punishing my neighbors with sandinista because they suck at drums


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: venetianblinds]
    #23891793 - 12/03/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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im punishing my neighbors with sandinista because they suck at drums




diabolical. :satan:


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23891796 - 12/03/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
I spelled it out phonetically for those that might've missed it, in the subject title of the original post.

Maybe I'm just that guy that makes an LNC that no one comes to... :frown:



This
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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23891807 - 12/03/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Lookie lookie,
it's suck a dick trickle.


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23891811 - 12/03/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

blowing their tiny hillbilly minds


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23891928 - 12/03/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
Lookie lookie,
it's suck a dick trickle.



Clever.
You and Sheeklette should start a club.
Free kids meal after every 10 stupid posts.


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[quote]A.RichardTrickle said:
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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23891947 - 12/03/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

That's weird. I thought it was a free personal pan pizza after I read so many children-books. Children-books is a metaphorical allusion to your elementary posts.



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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: PartoftheSource] * 1
    #23892043 - 12/03/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Man richard trickle should be permabanned


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23892090 - 12/03/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
Lookie lookie,
it's suck a dick trickle.



Clever.
You and Sheeklette should start a club.
Free kids meal after every 10 stupid posts.



you realize the whole "i'm older and wiser than everyone here" shtick is ironic, when you're old and spread shit whenever you take seat, and probably should use less internet and get more used to laughing at the colostomy bag when it's filled.

yet you're here preaching how knowledgeable you don't even have to try to be. try and learn to have some fun with the children here, Grandpa.


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23892206 - 12/03/16 09:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
Quote:

A.RichardTrickle said:
Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
Lookie lookie,
it's suck a dick trickle.



Clever.
You and Sheeklette should start a club.
Free kids meal after every 10 stupid posts.



you realize the whole "i'm older and wiser than everyone here" shtick is ironic, when you're old and spread shit whenever you take seat, and probably should use less internet and get more used to laughing at the colostomy bag when it's filled.

yet you're here preaching how knowledgeable you don't even have to try to be. try and learn to have some fun with the children here, Grandpa.



lol it's all in fun buddy, for the most part.
And I never claimed to be wiser.  I am a dumb drunken chef.
Take it easy there boss.

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That's weird. I thought it was a free personal pan pizza after I read so many children-books. Children-books is a metaphorical allusion to your elementary posts.





Hahaha that was my first thought, serious.
The only problem I have with you is thinking you know me man, judging me.
I don't take internet banter to serious.
I forget it is serious business to some folks, and probably the large portion of some posters social interaction.
I'm just a bored dude who likes growing thangs and talk shit, I assumed everyone knew that.

The only one I really don't like is  Sheeklette, seems like a serious douche....
Sorry to bundle ya all's panties up.
:oldman:


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[quote]A.RichardTrickle said:
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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23892210 - 12/03/16 09:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

There can be only ONE! burn you logical chaos


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23892219 - 12/03/16 09:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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There can be only ONE! burn you logical chaos



One what mang?


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[quote]A.RichardTrickle said:
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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23892226 - 12/03/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

one love bruh


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23892227 - 12/03/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Man when I was a little kid i used to eat pages from the phone book

got caught one time

Probably what's wrong with me


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: watermelon mon]
    #23892233 - 12/03/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

What went wrong? getting caught or actually eating phone book pages?


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    #23892240 - 12/03/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Eating all the ink from papper isn't good

Books smell good though


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: watermelon mon]
    #23892251 - 12/03/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

what about all the bible pages i smoked in jail?


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: watermelon mon]
    #23892252 - 12/03/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: they do smell good.

I went to the library the other day and saw a phone book there and was like "they actually make these still!?"

Weeeird.


Anyway I tried some CBD oil. Came in the mail today and just in time cuz the cookie tummy was achey and well I think I might be in love. It's super mellow. Normal weed gives me crazy anxiety but the CBD has done well so far. And it made my tummy feel better :heart:

Kinda wish I had a vape or something tho. Method I used was annoying for oily oil.


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    #23892268 - 12/03/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I worked at a book store in Columbus Ohio called the book loft, I'd recommend it if you get the chance.
Anyhow I used to love to smell the old books.
The place has 30 some rooms, each with a semi genre or genre of books.
My job was to stock and put books back in the right place.  Great job for a very stoned young man.
There was an old, like 100 year old brownstone building cat corner that had an ice cream parlor in it, it was so cool.
Then fucking Starbucks bought it and ruined it, the place got bricks through the window multiple times.....
Dick

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:lol: they do smell good.

I went to the library the other day and saw a phone book there and was like "they actually make these still!?"

Weeeird.


Anyway I tried some CBD oil. Came in the mail today and just in time cuz the cookie tummy was achey and well I think I might be in love. It's super mellow. Normal weed gives me crazy anxiety but the CBD has done well so far. And it made my tummy feel better :heart:

Kinda wish I had a vape or something tho. Method I used was annoying for oily oil.




I've been wondering about that, I might need to give it a whirl, I have a decent source for vape cartridges of cbd.


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[quote]Niffla said:
[quote]A.RichardTrickle said:
Dick[/quote]
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Edited by A.RichardTrickle (12/03/16 10:10 PM)


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23892284 - 12/03/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I think monopolies are ruining alot of the nice things in this country. The only privately owned bookstores I've seen in the last 20 years are christian ones. Barnes N Noble bought all of them out. And then they've had to downsize too because why read books when you can internet?

Which makes me sad. The BNN had a starbucks in there and I used to really enjoy going in there and grabbing a magazine or a book and reading with a cup of hot coffee.


There's only a handful of local coffee shops left in the city too. There used to be a cute cozy little one down the street but it went out of business. I think it's cuz the owner fed stray cats or something :ohwell:

The only 2-3 I know of that are still around are in business because they have good spots downtown and get loads of hipster foot traffic.


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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23892289 - 12/03/16 10:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I only ate the colorful parts they burn colorful too in a fire

I have a book about dinosaurs it's one of my favorites

The liebrary is cool

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    #23892295 - 12/03/16 10:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

This is the Facebook page of the spot, there is a small indi coffee shop next door called cup o joe, part of the reasons the locals were so pissed at starfucks.
German village is a cool place to visit in general...
https://m.facebook.com/The-Book-Loft-of-German-Village-117910688272599/
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[quote]A.RichardTrickle said:
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Re: PartoftheSource lnc [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23892422 - 12/03/16 11:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

well Done PartofTheSource. Youve done well here. I approve :yesnod:


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