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OfflineMaverick
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Asante]
    #23890164 - 12/03/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Two events- when I was about 12 I got stuck trying to freeclimb a cliff in the sierras and nearly fell to my death.



I flipped my dad's Jeep when I was 17 back in what 2002?  If it weren't for the seatbelt I wouldn't be here today.  Rolled a few times and almost ended up in a ditch full of water.

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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Maverick]
    #23890203 - 12/03/16 10:42 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

And NOW even more!


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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Maverick]
    #23890210 - 12/03/16 10:45 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Almost bled out watched them sew up my insides it was discusting

5 people had to hold me down in the hospital to do it they took a cloth wrapped it around above the area to make it go numb before flipping the skin to sew up my artery no pain drugs it hurt bad


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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: watermelon mon]
    #23890226 - 12/03/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Oooh Asante... I turn 31 at midnight...  Talk about close to death. :wink:

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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Maverick]
    #23890237 - 12/03/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

If you like you can subtract the 13 years I'm older than you off my age and add them to yours as a birthday gift :evil:





Happy early birthday! :sun:


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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: watermelon mon]
    #23890244 - 12/03/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Ive been in a few pretty bad car accidents in my life.
I once ran off the road after passing out from a lung full of airduster and came to with my car on fire and it was perfectly balanced on a median between the sides of the road.

Just yesterday I was driving pretty drunk going 75 and a guy about 50 ft in front of me just slammed on his breaks as hard as he could and so did I. I stopped with like a foot in between us.

Also been pretty near death after my first heroin overdose and also once on u-4.


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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: trvptamine]
    #23890263 - 12/03/16 11:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You're the second person posting who had an accident after huffing.

MAAD - Mothers Against Air Dusters.


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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: trvptamine]
    #23890271 - 12/03/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

too many to count. one that stands out is flipping a car going 55 in a 25. Did not see that curb. My friend and i were not wearing seatbelts smacked my head on the pavement that shattered my window, and we both literally crawled out me saying fuck me and him laughing. I have a habit of having dumb luck in shit situations weather i put myself in harms way or not. ma' says im a cockroach


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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Mescalean] * 1
    #23890365 - 12/03/16 11:43 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Drive by.  Twice.  First time bullet flew maybe an inch from my head,  second time, guy sitting right next to me was hit twice.


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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #23890385 - 12/03/16 11:50 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Absolem0918 said:
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Absolem0918 said:
i had a stroke
:llamastare:





I got married



:hahawot:





seriously. when she killed my dog I packed her shit and changed the locks

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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Maverick]
    #23890413 - 12/03/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Maverick said:
Two events- when I was about 12 I got stuck trying to freeclimb a cliff in the sierras and nearly fell to my death.



I flipped my dad's Jeep when I was 17 back in what 2002?  If it weren't for the seatbelt I wouldn't be here today.  Rolled a few times and almost ended up in a ditch full of water.





I've had 2 friends that were trapped under their vehicles when they got thrown out
after rolling, one was burned by his exhaust system, the other was a quadriplegic
driving with hand controls, he said when the cop got there he was missing a large
chunk of his ear and bleeding a lot. he told the cop he couldnt feel his legs and
didnt think he'd be able to walk again, the cop kept telling him he'd be fine, up
and running in no time... "I'm glad to hear that because I was in a wheel chair
before this"

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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: koods]
    #23890422 - 12/03/16 12:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
You're the second person posting who had an accident after huffing.

MAAD - Mothers Against Air Dusters.



Seriously though who the fuck would ever think duster and driving was even remotely a good idea? :lolsy:


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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: twighead]
    #23890487 - 12/03/16 12:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
Quote:

koods said:
You're the second person posting who had an accident after huffing.

MAAD - Mothers Against Air Dusters.



Seriously though who the fuck would ever think duster and driving was even remotely a good idea? :lolsy:




i know 2 personally.


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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Mescalean]
    #23891052 - 12/03/16 03:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I was driving my old 96 bronco doing about 50mph down a two land road when some idiot coming the opposite way was running away from a cop. He came passed a car and came into my lane and we were very close to hitting head on. He was going pretty fast too, probably 70mph. We barely squeezed through with three cars side by side on a 2 lane road. Then I see the cop chasing after him.


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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: searching]
    #23891093 - 12/03/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Rolled a few vehicles 10+ times and totalled a few more between 17-22 but I never hurt myself. I would say LSD has have gave me the closest experience..

Or the GHB overdose.


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