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General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 * 3
    #23889909 - 12/03/16 08:25 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/94879708/
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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: JonBongGroovy]
    #23889918 - 12/03/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If theres no more chicken I guess I'll have to settle for eating yo momma

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23890015 - 12/03/16 09:26 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Today I took the first steps to purchase a rooster, which I shall sacrifice on the second day of christmas to God, in his guise of the All-Encompassing One :om: and which will then serve us as christmas dinner that evening, on personal recommendation of a Ghanese witchdoctor friend of mine, the real deal, born with 12 fingers and 12 toes.

So yeah.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23890096 - 12/03/16 09:54 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

if you eat the chicken then it is not a sacrifice to god, it's a sacrifice for yourself

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23890123 - 12/03/16 10:02 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You misunderstand the nature of a blood sacrifice.

What you sacrifice is the life, your innocence in taking the life, your efforts in making proper preparation and the blood of the animal will be the physical sacrifice.

The flesh can either be eaten or made part of the sacrifice, in this case it is permissible and even desired that it is eaten.

It's a sacrifice in the sense that Kosher and Halal slaughter is sacrifice. The meat is still eaten.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23890129 - 12/03/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

no, you and some others have decided to distort what a sacrifice is, a sacrifice is
something you give up, in this instance it would be the chicken

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23890142 - 12/03/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I have listed the things that are given up.

I'm sorry Prisoner#1 but the world does not fit your narrow definition. Almost the whole world, upon sacrificing an animal, eats it afterwards.

"some others" includes Kosher and Halal slaughter, most Hindu sacrifices, Voodoo sacrifices and many many more.

The world is against you :uhoh:


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23890172 - 12/03/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

lol.. kosher and halal slaughter is not a sacrifice to god, it's killing for
food, just as with the others. a sacrifice to god is an offering to god, you
cannot simply offer it and decide you're keeping it and calling it a sacrifice

biblical sacrifice was surrendering the best of your production to god, if you
were a farmer it did not mean you went back that day and collected what you had
given to god, it meant you left it to rot in hopes that god would look favorably
on you in the coming year

what you're calling a sacrifice is no more than a ritualized killing, I certainly
hope that you'll be covering yourself in the blood of the chicken in order to make
it a real ritual

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23890178 - 12/03/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'm going to sacrifice my feeling of hunger by eating this chicken.  :loveintheair:

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #23890180 - 12/03/16 10:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

A sacrifice is a sacrifice no matter what you do with the chicken.

Choosing to eat it is after the fact and doesnt mean much.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23890233 - 12/03/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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lol.. kosher and halal slaughter is not a sacrifice to god, it's killing for
food, just as with the others. a sacrifice to god is an offering to god, you
cannot simply offer it and decide you're keeping it and calling it a sacrifice

biblical sacrifice was surrendering the best of your production to god, if you
were a farmer it did not mean you went back that day and collected what you had
given to god, it meant you left it to rot in hopes that god would look favorably
on you in the coming year

what you're calling a sacrifice is no more than a ritualized killing, I certainly
hope that you'll be covering yourself in the blood of the chicken in order to make
it a real ritual




Sorry Asante, but he's right on this one.

The chicken is making a sacrifice, an involuntary one, of its life. But that sacrifice is going to you if you eat it.


You could like feed it to a pack of dogs or something and still say it was a sacrifice to got I think.


But looking back you never originally called it a sacrifice. It is a ritual. And an interesting one. So it may please the Gods if you don't call it a sacrifice. ...


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23890242 - 12/03/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Today I took the first steps to purchase a rooster, which I shall sacrifice on the second day of christmas to God, in his guise of the All-Encompassing One :om: and which will then serve us as christmas dinner that evening, on personal recommendation of a Ghanese witchdoctor friend of mine, the real deal, born with 12 fingers and 12 toes.

So yeah.




A helmet kid down the street born with congenital birth defects likes to get ice cream of the orange truck; so you know it's the real deal.

So I got that going for me, which is nice.

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23890258 - 12/03/16 11:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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no, you and some others have decided to distort what a sacrifice is, a sacrifice is
something you give up, in this instance it would be the chicken





dude his friend has 12 fingers and toes you dont know shit lololol :lol: :derp:


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Mescalean]
    #23890327 - 12/03/16 11:33 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I have a degree in scatology

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23890421 - 12/03/16 12:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

never thought I liked his shit that much until I saw jumbo nuggets today and acted like I'd been poisoned with mercury

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Konyap]
    #23890569 - 12/03/16 12:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah the sacrifice doesn't count if you eat the chicken.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Konyap]
    #23890575 - 12/03/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If you want to make a sacrifice to God/s, I've heard he/she/they like children. Preferably thrown into the deepest volcanos. Not too young that they have no understanding of what's going on mind you. Around 5 or 6 years of age is primo, preferably all the smart ones that might have cured cancer or something had you not made the ultimate sacrifice.


It takes a lot of courage to sacrifice to the gods, and you are what they eat, so don't be a chicken about it.

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: TNK]
    #23890681 - 12/03/16 01:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Yeah the sacrifice doesn't count if you eat the chicken.





What if you're sacrificing your feeling of hunger by Eating the chicken?  :awehigh:

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Maverick]
    #23890718 - 12/03/16 01:47 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Sacrifice is the offering of food, objects or the lives of animals to a higher purpose, in particular divine beings, as an act of propitiation or worship. While sacrifice often implies ritual killing, the term offering (Latin oblatio) can be used for bloodless sacrifices of food or artifacts. For offerings of liquids (beverages) by pouring, the term libation is used.

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Animal sacrifice is the ritual killing of an animal as part of a religion. It is practiced by adherents of many religions as a means of appeasing a god or gods or changing the course of nature. It also served a social or economic function in those cultures where the edible portions of the animal were distributed among those attending the sacrifice for consumption. Animal sacrifice has turned up in almost all cultures, from the Hebrews to the Greeks and Romans (particularly the purifying ceremony Lustratio), Ancient Egyptians (for example in the cult of Apis) and from the Aztecs to the Yoruba. It is against their religion for Egyptians to sacrifice animals, except for sheep, bulls, calves, male calves and geese.[6]

Animal sacrifice is still practiced today by the followers of Santería and other lineages of Orisa as a means of curing the sick and giving thanks to the Orisa (gods). However, in Santeria, such animal offerings constitute an extremely small portion of what are termed ebos—ritual activities that include offerings, prayer and deeds. Christians from some villages in Greece also sacrifice animals to Orthodox saints in a practice known as kourbània. The practice, while publicly condemned, is often tolerated




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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23890761 - 12/03/16 02:01 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

ritualized killing isnt a sacrifice, it's just a ritual

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23890770 - 12/03/16 02:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Still feels good though, sacrifice is for christians anyways, whats the use in blood magic if you cant enjoy yourself, all about the journey

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23890835 - 12/03/16 02:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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ritualized killing isnt a sacrifice, it's just a ritual




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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23890845 - 12/03/16 02:33 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

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ritualized killing isnt a sacrifice, it's just a ritual




:knowwhatnevermind:





let me rephrase that, it's a ritual killing to satiate your own ego

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23890853 - 12/03/16 02:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23890923 - 12/03/16 02:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

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Prisoner#1 said:
ritualized killing isnt a sacrifice, it's just a ritual




:knowwhatnevermind:





let me rephrase that, it's a ritual killing to satiate your own ego







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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23890933 - 12/03/16 02:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Chopping off the heads of animals to satiate egos and please our imaginary friends is a pastime longer than history itself.

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23891246 - 12/03/16 04:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I think we need to start a petition to have obama change the definition of sacrifice
to match it's true meaning, of course obama frequently talked about how americans
would have to sacrifice in order for him to have a great legacy

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1] * 4
    #23891252 - 12/03/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

General Tao's chicken inventor dies.. Let's argue about animal sacrifices to God...


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    #23891469 - 12/03/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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General Tao's chicken inventor dies.. Let's argue about animal sacrifices to God...





*sacrifices to one's self, ritual killings for god

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23891557 - 12/03/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

General Tso.



Real name: Zuo Zongtang (Zuo pronounced Tso)

Viceroy of Liangjiang
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1881–1884

Viceroy of Shaan-Gan
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Viceroy of Min-Zhe
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Provincial Governor of Zhejiang
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Born November 10, 1812

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Died September 5, 1885 (aged 72)

Fuzhou City, Fujian Province, Qing Empire

Occupation: Statesman, military leader

Military service
Allegiance Qing Empire
Years of service 1851–1885
Rank General
Commands Commander of the Xiang Army
Battles/wars Taiping Rebellion, Nian Rebellion, Dungan Revolt, Qing reconquest of Xinjiang


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Patlal]
    #23891577 - 12/03/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Actually the egyptians practiced sacrifices so much it was the hip thing to do so you would commonly see the most powerful and smart men offer them selves up, which is why they stopped doing it

Native Americans up until the 1900's did sacrifices in the great plains, they'd tie a woman up by her arms and legs and shoot arrows into her for corn. They took corn very seriously.

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Konyap]
    #23891600 - 12/03/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

didn't the big mac guy just die at 98 too


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23897353 - 12/05/16 04:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I like how these infidels and atheists know better what my God wants than I do. With all respect, I share this for the interest of non-contrarians.

The purchase was done and the sacrifice made in my garden yesterday, the rooster quite stubbornly held onto life well after decapitation. It was robust and vigorous, the offering pleased the All Encompassing One.

The chicken was dunked, plucked, had organs removed and boiled, and now sits frozen until christmas to serve us as a meal.

We decided to go for minimized suffering, no "death row", a quick transport-sacrifice-preparation. Pre-tasted, the meat was delicious, much better than factory farmed chickens cause they are about 8-10 weeks old and this one months longer.

It was... shocking to do the killing. My friend held the chicken, I took the head, extended the neck swiftly, dedicated the roster to the deity and made the slice with my VG-10 steel meat carving knife that I had whetstoned especially for the purpose.

You want to do it as swiftly as possible to minimize suffering.

Still, it was a brutal moment.

I'm not proud of it but, I had followed through on my witchdoctor friend's recommendation, had not chickened out on it and provided a properly killed meal for our group for our christmas dinner.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23897378 - 12/05/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Apologies for being crude in advance, since you seem like a teddy bear Asante.

Your witchdoctor friend is a fraud.

Killing a chicken will do absolutely nothing spiritually, nor will anything else you or anyone can do or think of.

It's not a sacrifice if you eat the chicken.

To reiterate your witchdoctor friend is an idiot.

I'm going to go sacrifice a bottle of bourbon to the god of hedonism.

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: falsereality]
    #23897414 - 12/05/16 04:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I guess I don't have much of an opinion. Ritualized killing of animals is probably better than corporate slaughter houses, where I myself and most people on here probably get most of our meat. Exposing people to the act of killing for food rather than just being served it is good for perspective, people are too far removed from their food as is. Hunting is better in my mind as well, though obviously not as sustainable if everyone were to do it.

This thread reminds me of this clip from a documentary. Documentary is called Terra, it's on Netflix. Worth a watch through.







While we're on it, this is a great video as well. Dude runs down a gazelle for miles.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #23897487 - 12/05/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Apologies for being crude in advance, since you seem like a teddy bear Asante.

Your witchdoctor friend is a fraud.

Killing a chicken will do absolutely nothing spiritually, nor will anything else you or anyone can do or think of.

It's not a sacrifice if you eat the chicken.

To reiterate your witchdoctor friend is an idiot.

I'm going to go sacrifice a bottle of bourbon to the god of hedonism.





Listen up man, he and I are in contact for very long now. He nevder charged me once, nor do o charge him when I help him, he is chock full of teachings of ancient Sfrican techniques, he has tons of ancient African scrolls, seen lots of photos, stuff thats not available in the western realm, written in African languages.

You really are not an expert at this and he is.  You take my first most superficial description to proclaim him a fraud, you know nothing about him.

Please withold from judging.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23897493 - 12/05/16 05:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Does anyone have a recipe for General Tsao's Chicken?



You all seem to be missing the big picture here.  FOOD

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23897502 - 12/05/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

African scrolls written in african languages... sounds legit. Chicken sacrifice only adds to his legitimacy I'm guessing.

I'm not even against animal sacrifice :shrug:, I just hate frauds.

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    #23897505 - 12/05/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Patrick, at the regular slaughterhouses they slaughter chickens 8-10 weeks old and they do it by machine, a conveyor belt type infernal device.

Its soulless. The killing is done by a machine, to chickens who are way too young.  Even if you dont believe in the God part, there's something to say for doing it yourself.

It was a BEAUTIFUL rooster. We did it ourselves, its, its a choice you know?

We know an actual shepherd and in spring sometimes he brings a lamb and giant rotisserie to bring one of his flock, to us.

Its natural.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23897514 - 12/05/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

A conveyer belt is also natural.

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: falsereality]
    #23897520 - 12/05/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I'm not even against animal sacrifice :shrug:, I just hate frauds.





Trust me if he was a fraud I wouldnt work with him.

Among things he told me the sacrifice would lead me to get justice in a particular martter and moreb financial security (not that that was the reason) Immediately after the sacrifice I drew two Tarot cards on it, ant they were Justice and 9 of Cups. Not making it up.

I have this spirituality that is totally alien to most people here but which vibes completely with subcultures elsewhere in the world. Just cause it doesnt click here doesnt mean it doesnt fit anywhere.

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    #23897563 - 12/05/16 05:26 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Do you feel more rich?


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    #23897618 - 12/05/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Entheogens open the sluicegates to the Divine Within. It has a symbolic language ingerent to worldwide spirituality.




God demands constant rectal administration of research chemicals synthed in underground thai labs ehh?

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    #23897697 - 12/05/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

By Asante's logic all the food I eat is sacrificed.

I don't believe in it being a spiritual sacrifice if you consume the sacrifice.

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    #23897720 - 12/05/16 06:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Patrick, at the regular slaughterhouses they slaughter chickens 8-10 weeks old and they do it by machine, a conveyor belt type infernal device.

Its soulless. The killing is done by a machine, to chickens who are way too young.  Even if you dont believe in the God part, there's something to say for doing it yourself.

It was a BEAUTIFUL rooster. We did it ourselves, its, its a choice you know?

We know an actual shepherd and in spring sometimes he brings a lamb and giant rotisserie to bring one of his flock, to us.

Its natural.



I wasn't arguing for slaughter houses or anything. Very much the opposite. I'm pretty well aware of what goes on. The killing is soulless and hands free, but living conditions for livestock is a bigger tragedy. Not that I've done anything to stop it or anything, I'm very much a part of that problem as well - just aware of it being vaguely wrong in my mind. I wouldn't argue that I'm in the right about eating it or anything.

I've worked on some of my extended family's farms when I was younger, during the summers. 12 years to 16 years. Had never known any connection to the animals on my plate before that really. Goat, cows, chickens and deer. They were all raised pretty humanely, goats were milk goats (and milked by hand to boot) and only slaughtered near the end of life. Chickens, ducks and geese were for eggs, and killed only when they stopped laying.

Stuff like that, I think it's better to have an active connection to what you're eating, but that isn't always at all practical for a majority of people either. I certainly don't have that kind of connection to my food right now.

On the topic of God or Gods, I have some gnostic/esoteric beliefs myself. I wouldn't describe myself as religious in the traditional sense though. I'm not sure how animal or even human sacrifice would play out in my own interpretations of spirituality, nothing I've experienced leads me to believe that it's necessary to appease anything. I don't know why a diety might desire a death in a ritual manner, suppose I'm open to hearing you out if you have some knowledge on why it's such a vastly practiced ritual among most older cultures.

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By Asante's logic all the food I eat is sacrificed.

I don't believe in it being a spiritual sacrifice if you consume the sacrifice.

Just my opinion though.



It's a matter of semantics really. There aren't many cultures that have slaughtered animals in a ritualistic fashion and not eaten them. At least that I can think of.

Though when I think of sacrifice, I do think it is more giving up comforts and wealth for the greater good - or for anti-materialistic reasons. To test one's willpower so to speak. For a culture that has few animals to sacrifice might have a totally different connotation for a culture where any number of animals could be bought without investing the time or effort in raising and spending time with the animals they are sacrificing.

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    #23897789 - 12/05/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

What do you feel about hunting your own fowl?

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    #23898900 - 12/06/16 03:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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    #23898977 - 12/06/16 05:06 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I like how these infidels and atheists know better what my God wants than I do.






your god doesnt want anything, you may imagine he does but s/he doesnt

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    #23899045 - 12/06/16 06:22 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

My God wants the Right Thing to be done in all matters, and the Right Thing is always that which ends up happening, since all actions in the universe are part of and orchestrated by the All Encompassing One.

My dear friend, you cannot tell me what my God wants because you do not know how I define him/her and quite frankly, you don't even believe in him.

You are a judge in this matter, but only the difinitive judge of your own actions as I am of my own and we all are.

Divinity put us all in the drivers seat of our own lives and with it made us a God of our own Universe.

I try to have faith in that a person with such pessimistic views as yours is in charge of an arsenal of firearms, you please have faith that I am a proper captain of the ship of my life also.

If you take God out of the picture, we in an ethical way secured our christmas dinner in a responsible way.
Nothing wrong with that, right?

Vegans will probably hate me but, I can live with that.

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    #23899376 - 12/06/16 09:32 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

in any case these were ruthless, brutal men...

General Tso:  'I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means.
Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies!'

Colonel Sanders:    'I remember when I was with Special Forces... seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate some chickens. We left the camp after we had inoculated the chickens for polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated wing. There they were in a pile. A pile of little wings and drumsticks.
And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some little bitch. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not monsters, these were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had chickens, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that.'


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23899460 - 12/06/16 10:11 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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My God wants the Right Thing to be done in all matters, and the Right Thing is always that which ends up happening, since all actions in the universe are part of and orchestrated by the All Encompassing One.





your god sounds like a huge dick if the right thing was one man ordering the
deaths of 12 million jews, and let's not forget all the other 'right things'
like pol pot, edi amin, the khmer rouge, joseph stalin, etc... and let's not
forget all the children that starve every day, those that are brutally beaten
and have so many other abuses inflicted on them because it was your god's
"right thing"




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You are a judge in this matter, but only the difinitive judge of your own actions as I am of my own and we all are.





I can also judge the actions of others, others would especially be those of a god


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Divinity put us all in the drivers seat of our own lives and with it made us a God of our own Universe.





really? tell that to the millions murdered by hitler

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    #23899513 - 12/06/16 10:32 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You don't understand, and you don't really want to understand, and that's OK.

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    #23899646 - 12/06/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You guys are still arguing over this?









This should be about this, not about whatever opinion on sacrifice you guys have.  CHICKEN DAMNIT CHICKEN!

Sometimes being too serious is unhealthy.

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    #23899698 - 12/06/16 11:46 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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You guys are still arguing over this?









This should be about this, not about whatever opinion on sacrifice you guys have.  CHICKEN DAMNIT CHICKEN!

Sometimes being too serious is unhealthy.




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    #23899702 - 12/06/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

RIP General Tso's chicken inventor guy

I will have some General Tso's chicken in his honor


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    #23899744 - 12/06/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I have this spirituality that is totally alien to most people





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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23901431 - 12/06/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Today I took the first steps to purchase a rooster, which I shall sacrifice on the second day of christmas to God, in his guise of the All-Encompassing One :om: and which will then serve us as christmas dinner that evening, on personal recommendation of a Ghanese witchdoctor friend of mine, the real deal, born with 12 fingers and 12 toes.

So yeah.



Jesus Christ forever ended any need for further sacrifices. The sacrifice of His life on the cross is sufficient for all the sins of every man and woman for eternity and when He rose from the dead He conquered hell and death so that you can have the gift of eternal life. All you have to do is ask Him into your heart and life. I'm praying for you Asante! Jesus loves you! :heart:


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Maverick]
    #23901772 - 12/06/16 10:52 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Does anyone have a recipe for General Tsao's Chicken?



You all seem to be missing the big picture here.  FOOD



What the fuck did i stumble into? Some crazy rant about infidels and witchdoctors and i don't even fucking know.

The man died, he made good chicken. May he RIP.

Threads like this are that fucking simple, but no we're... witchdoctors? What?:confused:


Edit: Aaaand as i read on i see this thread has died already.

As per "godwins law": Any debate gone on long enough will inevitably devolve to a point that hitler will be brought up. At this point the debate is over and whoever mentioned hitler or ww2 first must accept the loss.

So which one of you fuckers brough hitler into the thread about a fucking chicken cooking genius? SPEAK UP SON!! I DON'T HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY!!


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    #23901807 - 12/06/16 11:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I made some really good beef and broccoli w/ a homemade asian brown sauce.  Real bits of asian in the sauce.

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    #23901903 - 12/06/16 11:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

that was what General Tso did in his early ruthless years as a commanding officer.  He would make his beef and broccoli with Asians who died in sweatshops, along with meat from his fallen enemies in battle.


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Damn that must have been some tasty stirfry!

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23902814 - 12/07/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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For those of you authentically interested, here a pictorial:















Why are you disgracing the REAL death of a REAL person by derailing his memorial thread with your FAKE bullshit about some FAKE animal killing?(not a sacrifice)


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    #23902882 - 12/07/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Webster10, why are you disgracing this website with your crap? Because I let you back in after you were banned.
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    #23902905 - 12/07/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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For those of you authentically interested, here a pictorial:


















Did you oil your block before cutting?  That's a lot of staining even for fresh blood.  Sometimes I oil my board (using the woodcutters oil) and throw it into the oven at 170F for an hour, allows the pores and cellstructure of the wood to expand a bit, sucking in that precious oil!

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    #23902911 - 12/07/16 10:57 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Whatever man, I'm just trying to properly honor the death of a significant figure in my life. It's pretty disrespectful to flood his memorial thread with your personal business. Show some respect for the deceased.


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    #23902915 - 12/07/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It's a thread on a drug forum buddy.  Don't you have a hole to crawl back into?

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    #23902923 - 12/07/16 11:00 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It was a new block and needed to be properly broken in. I will oil it after.

Webster, the thread is about the inventor of a chicken dish. I added a personal experience about preparing a chicken for dinner.

Its indirectly appropriate.


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    #23902925 - 12/07/16 11:00 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Wow, way to show some respect. Very classy. Maybe if you die I'll come into your memorial thread and derail it with pictures of chickens. You two are classless.


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    #23902929 - 12/07/16 11:02 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Webster, the inventor of this dish killed many chickens.  Killing chickens in his name is an honor, especially if you make General Tsao's stir fried chicken with it.  If you call that an insult go eat some fucking carrots.

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    #23902930 - 12/07/16 11:02 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It's about the DEATH of the inventor of a chicken dish. If this was about general tso's chicken in general, yeah, it'd be "indirectly appropriate." But it's not. You're derailing a thread that was meant to honor someone's death. Shameful.


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    #23902935 - 12/07/16 11:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Except Asante didn't do it in this guys honor. He did it to please his idea of who God is. This has nothing to do with the beloved inventor of general tsos chicken. I guess I just have more respect than some other people :shrug:


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You didn't even start this thread Webster.  You just like, want to get banned or something don't you?

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    #23902942 - 12/07/16 11:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You didnt even know the inventor's name prior to this and even now you need a sneak peek to even correctly spell his name.

You like the chicken dish. Thats not the same as honoring its inventor.

Funny how you lecture people about class :smile:

The inventor of the Big Mac died in the same week. You can still make a thread about him.


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You didn't even start this thread Webster.  You just like, want to get banned or something don't you?



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You didnt even know the inventor's name prior to this and even now you need a sneak peek to even correctly spell his name.

You like the chicken dish. Thats not the same as honoring its inventor.

Funny how you lecture people about class :smile:

The inventor of the Big Mac died in the same week. You can still make a thread about him.



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    #23902957 - 12/07/16 11:08 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

No you aren't honoring anyone's death, you haven't said a single word of honor yet from the few posts you've shat out in this thread.

You're four days late on that shit bro, you're just  :trolldance:

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No you aren't honoring anyone's death, you haven't said a single word of honor yet from the few posts you've shat out in this thread.

You're four days late on that shit bro, you're just  :trolldance:



I'm honoring him by calling out you classless trolls who are derailing the thread. Don't you have some graves to go spit on?


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    #23902967 - 12/07/16 11:13 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Do you think the deceased would be happy with you raising hell in his thread?

At least I brought chicken into it, you just beef.


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    #23902968 - 12/07/16 11:13 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah your entire family and kins graves.  In fact I can leave a shit in a bag on your own burial plot if you'd like.  With a flag in it.

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23902969 - 12/07/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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For those of you authentically interested, here a pictorial:
















You are seemingly showing off here too with killing the animal - the 'sacrifice'.

Sadly, it gives weight to my initial suspicion which is now a conclusion.

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23902973 - 12/07/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Do you think the deceased would be happy with you raising hell in his thread?

At least I brought chicken into it, you just beef.



I brought honor :shrug:


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Maverick]
    #23902976 - 12/07/16 11:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Yeah your entire family and kins graves.  In fact I can leave a shit in a bag on your own burial plot if you'd like.  With a flag in it.



Be sure to spit on the grave of everyone who's ever invented something you enjoy as well. That's what you're doing here.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23902979 - 12/07/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You know what I think I'll make some General Tsao's chicken tonight.  I need to use up the rest of my short-grain rice before it goes stale anyway. 


That and some orange chicken.  Fucking LOVE orange chicken.  Whoever invented that was a genius.


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Yeah your entire family and kins graves.  In fact I can leave a shit in a bag on your own burial plot if you'd like.  With a flag in it.



Be sure to spit on the grave of everyone who's ever invented something you enjoy as well. That's what you're doing here.





Nah, Just yours fucktard.  Now quit disrespecting the man who invented General Tsao's chicken with your nonsensical fanatic babble.  We're discussing how good his invention was.

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Maverick]
    #23902988 - 12/07/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I think I'm gonna cop some from Publix later. I've been craving it ever since this thread got derailed by disrespectful fake animal killings.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Webster10]
    #23902991 - 12/07/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

What do you mean with fake animal killings?


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Webster10]
    #23902997 - 12/07/16 11:22 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Damn, lot of hate man

I might prep some as well, sounds good

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23903000 - 12/07/16 11:23 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sorry, I'm not going to further derail this memorial thread by elaborating on your fake animal killing.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Webster10]
    #23903023 - 12/07/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Then I expect you to honor this thread with pictures of the General's chicken you'll be eating tonight.


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    #23903055 - 12/07/16 11:42 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Now that I can do :thumbup:


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    #23903067 - 12/07/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You can't eat an animal without killing it Webster.  Just the way it goes.  I mean even if you aren't doing the killing yourself, someone killed it.  Then its delicious flesh ended up in a stir fry smothered with the delicious sauces that Peng Chang-kuei created.

Yes that's his name, Peng Chang-kuei.  You're still calling him "The inventor of" like he has no name.



What you need to do is calm your tits, get some General Tsao's chicken, and enjoy the flavors and spices.

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    #23903094 - 12/07/16 11:54 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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a significant figure in my life.



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    #23903226 - 12/07/16 12:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Exactly Maverick - if you buy your chicken in the supermarket, that chicken was killed for you, you put a hit on that chicken for the price you pay for it.

My Nkondi put it like this: "You can always get out of it, but promise me this: Either you carry through this sacrifice and butchering, or you vow me to do your best to become a vegetarian. If you cannot get yourself to cut off the head of this animal, you should NOT be eating meat at all, because you are just as guilty when you buy the meat as when you do it yourself. Promise me that you either own up to your responsibility as a meateater, or become a vegetarian. If you buy meat but cannot get yourself to kill for the meat then you are a coward, and that is dishonorable. Do not dishonor yourself: Either prove your willingness to kill or abstain from eating meat."

So I did. It was unfortunate but I did not pussy out; the killing was done with maximum efficiency to minimize suffering of the animal.

I'm sure mr. Peng Chang-kuei at some times or other killed and butchered his own chickens too.
Its how it works. They didnt have supermarkets in China 98 years ago. You bought a live chicken, took it home and did the deed.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23903285 - 12/07/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Exactly Maverick - if you buy your chicken in the supermarket, that chicken was killed for you, you put a hit on that chicken for the price you pay for it.

My Nkondi put it like this: "You can always get out of it, but promise me this: Either you carry through this sacrifice and butchering, or you vow me to do your best to become a vegetarian. If you cannot get yourself to cut off the head of this animal, you should NOT be eating meat at all, because you are just as guilty when you buy the meat as when you do it yourself. Promise me that you either own up to your responsibility as a meateater, or become a vegetarian. If you buy meat but cannot get yourself to kill for the meat then you are a coward, and that is dishonorable. Do not dishonor yourself: Either prove your willingness to kill or abstain from eating meat."

So I did. It was unfortunate but I did not pussy out; the killing was done with maximum efficiency to minimize suffering of the animal.

I'm sure mr. Peng Chang-kuei at some times or other killed and butchered his own chickens too.
Its how it works. They didnt have supermarkets in China 98 years ago. You bought a live chicken, took it home and did the deed.




The large majority of people who are killing those animals for the public to eat, aren't boasting of the act of killing, taking pictures of knives and pools of blood in the way you are, nor are the people who are eating it.

Your principles for sacrifice are seemingly based upon complete miscomprehension to boot, so you're doing yourself no favours in any way, shape or form.


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    #23903293 - 12/07/16 01:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not boasting in the least.


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    #23903337 - 12/07/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I'm not boasting in the least.




The 'least' would be telling a friend, but you've pictures broadcasted to eventual thousands, internationally.  We even have the model of the knife used in the claimed killing.

Truth is yours when you are ready to accept truth. :thumbup:

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    #23904518 - 12/07/16 06:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)



This one is for you general tso's chicken guy, rest in peace

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    #23904648 - 12/07/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

if i wasn't poor id have a plate of the stuff in his honor.

it's definitely my go-to order. sometimes i switch it up with bourbon

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    #23905224 - 12/07/16 09:30 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I see you have decided to go with the salad this evening, very good sir.



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    #23905238 - 12/07/16 09:38 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Webster10, why are you disgracing this website with your crap? Because I let you back in after you were banned.
Fuck off.



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    #23905291 - 12/07/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Then I expect you to honor this thread with pictures of the General's chicken you'll be eating tonight.





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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Webster10]
    #23905303 - 12/07/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I see you're still wearing that tacky af watch.

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    #23905316 - 12/07/16 10:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The signature MK? Always


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Webster10]
    #23905343 - 12/07/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

TACKY

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23905388 - 12/07/16 10:33 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Today I took the first steps to purchase a rooster, which I shall sacrifice on the second day of christmas to God, in his guise of the All-Encompassing One :om: and which will then serve us as christmas dinner that evening, on personal recommendation of a Ghanese witchdoctor friend of mine, the real deal, born with 12 fingers and 12 toes.

So yeah.




That is forbidden brother according to the one and only.

Are u gonna tell the peeps who u are going to serve the chicken to that u sacrificed the chicken to ur diety?..  Y'all might get sick from the shit..

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    #23906519 - 12/08/16 11:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I practice Voodoo, something you don't understand.

You do nothing but criticize and judge in this topic, subtracting from it in an antagonistic way.




I understand it's not the Holy Spirit which is something you misunderstand, yet take liberty to use to attempt to justify your acts. :thumbup:

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T.A.F.F.Y.

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This thread certainly took an interesting twist. :lol:


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