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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23902973 - 12/07/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Do you think the deceased would be happy with you raising hell in his thread?

At least I brought chicken into it, you just beef.



I brought honor :shrug:


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Maverick] * 1
    #23902974 - 12/07/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Maverick]
    #23902976 - 12/07/16 11:16 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Yeah your entire family and kins graves.  In fact I can leave a shit in a bag on your own burial plot if you'd like.  With a flag in it.



Be sure to spit on the grave of everyone who's ever invented something you enjoy as well. That's what you're doing here.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23902979 - 12/07/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You know what I think I'll make some General Tsao's chicken tonight.  I need to use up the rest of my short-grain rice before it goes stale anyway. 


That and some orange chicken.  Fucking LOVE orange chicken.  Whoever invented that was a genius.


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Yeah your entire family and kins graves.  In fact I can leave a shit in a bag on your own burial plot if you'd like.  With a flag in it.



Be sure to spit on the grave of everyone who's ever invented something you enjoy as well. That's what you're doing here.





Nah, Just yours fucktard.  Now quit disrespecting the man who invented General Tsao's chicken with your nonsensical fanatic babble.  We're discussing how good his invention was.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Maverick]
    #23902988 - 12/07/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I think I'm gonna cop some from Publix later. I've been craving it ever since this thread got derailed by disrespectful fake animal killings.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Webster10]
    #23902991 - 12/07/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

What do you mean with fake animal killings?


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Webster10]
    #23902997 - 12/07/16 11:22 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Damn, lot of hate man

I might prep some as well, sounds good


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23903000 - 12/07/16 11:23 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Sorry, I'm not going to further derail this memorial thread by elaborating on your fake animal killing.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Webster10]
    #23903023 - 12/07/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Then I expect you to honor this thread with pictures of the General's chicken you'll be eating tonight.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23903055 - 12/07/16 11:42 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Now that I can do :thumbup:


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23903067 - 12/07/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You can't eat an animal without killing it Webster.  Just the way it goes.  I mean even if you aren't doing the killing yourself, someone killed it.  Then its delicious flesh ended up in a stir fry smothered with the delicious sauces that Peng Chang-kuei created.

Yes that's his name, Peng Chang-kuei.  You're still calling him "The inventor of" like he has no name.



What you need to do is calm your tits, get some General Tsao's chicken, and enjoy the flavors and spices.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Webster10] * 4
    #23903094 - 12/07/16 11:54 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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a significant figure in my life.



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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Maverick] * 1
    #23903226 - 12/07/16 12:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Exactly Maverick - if you buy your chicken in the supermarket, that chicken was killed for you, you put a hit on that chicken for the price you pay for it.

My Nkondi put it like this: "You can always get out of it, but promise me this: Either you carry through this sacrifice and butchering, or you vow me to do your best to become a vegetarian. If you cannot get yourself to cut off the head of this animal, you should NOT be eating meat at all, because you are just as guilty when you buy the meat as when you do it yourself. Promise me that you either own up to your responsibility as a meateater, or become a vegetarian. If you buy meat but cannot get yourself to kill for the meat then you are a coward, and that is dishonorable. Do not dishonor yourself: Either prove your willingness to kill or abstain from eating meat."

So I did. It was unfortunate but I did not pussy out; the killing was done with maximum efficiency to minimize suffering of the animal.

I'm sure mr. Peng Chang-kuei at some times or other killed and butchered his own chickens too.
Its how it works. They didnt have supermarkets in China 98 years ago. You bought a live chicken, took it home and did the deed.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23903285 - 12/07/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Exactly Maverick - if you buy your chicken in the supermarket, that chicken was killed for you, you put a hit on that chicken for the price you pay for it.

My Nkondi put it like this: "You can always get out of it, but promise me this: Either you carry through this sacrifice and butchering, or you vow me to do your best to become a vegetarian. If you cannot get yourself to cut off the head of this animal, you should NOT be eating meat at all, because you are just as guilty when you buy the meat as when you do it yourself. Promise me that you either own up to your responsibility as a meateater, or become a vegetarian. If you buy meat but cannot get yourself to kill for the meat then you are a coward, and that is dishonorable. Do not dishonor yourself: Either prove your willingness to kill or abstain from eating meat."

So I did. It was unfortunate but I did not pussy out; the killing was done with maximum efficiency to minimize suffering of the animal.

I'm sure mr. Peng Chang-kuei at some times or other killed and butchered his own chickens too.
Its how it works. They didnt have supermarkets in China 98 years ago. You bought a live chicken, took it home and did the deed.




The large majority of people who are killing those animals for the public to eat, aren't boasting of the act of killing, taking pictures of knives and pools of blood in the way you are, nor are the people who are eating it.

Your principles for sacrifice are seemingly based upon complete miscomprehension to boot, so you're doing yourself no favours in any way, shape or form.



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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Duncan Rowhl] * 1
    #23903293 - 12/07/16 01:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'm not boasting in the least.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23903337 - 12/07/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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I'm not boasting in the least.




The 'least' would be telling a friend, but you've pictures broadcasted to eventual thousands, internationally.  We even have the model of the knife used in the claimed killing.

Truth is yours when you are ready to accept truth. :thumbup:


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Duncan Rowhl]
    #23904518 - 12/07/16 06:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)



This one is for you general tso's chicken guy, rest in peace


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #23904648 - 12/07/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

if i wasn't poor id have a plate of the stuff in his honor.

it's definitely my go-to order. sometimes i switch it up with bourbon


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23905224 - 12/07/16 09:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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I see you have decided to go with the salad this evening, very good sir.




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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23905238 - 12/07/16 09:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Webster10, why are you disgracing this website with your crap? Because I let you back in after you were banned.
Fuck off.



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