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General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 * 3
    #23889909 - 12/03/16 08:25 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/94879708/
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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: JonBongGroovy]
    #23889918 - 12/03/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If theres no more chicken I guess I'll have to settle for eating yo momma

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23890015 - 12/03/16 09:26 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Today I took the first steps to purchase a rooster, which I shall sacrifice on the second day of christmas to God, in his guise of the All-Encompassing One :om: and which will then serve us as christmas dinner that evening, on personal recommendation of a Ghanese witchdoctor friend of mine, the real deal, born with 12 fingers and 12 toes.

So yeah.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23890096 - 12/03/16 09:54 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

if you eat the chicken then it is not a sacrifice to god, it's a sacrifice for yourself

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23890123 - 12/03/16 10:02 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You misunderstand the nature of a blood sacrifice.

What you sacrifice is the life, your innocence in taking the life, your efforts in making proper preparation and the blood of the animal will be the physical sacrifice.

The flesh can either be eaten or made part of the sacrifice, in this case it is permissible and even desired that it is eaten.

It's a sacrifice in the sense that Kosher and Halal slaughter is sacrifice. The meat is still eaten.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23890129 - 12/03/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

no, you and some others have decided to distort what a sacrifice is, a sacrifice is
something you give up, in this instance it would be the chicken

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23890142 - 12/03/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I have listed the things that are given up.

I'm sorry Prisoner#1 but the world does not fit your narrow definition. Almost the whole world, upon sacrificing an animal, eats it afterwards.

"some others" includes Kosher and Halal slaughter, most Hindu sacrifices, Voodoo sacrifices and many many more.

The world is against you :uhoh:


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23890172 - 12/03/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

lol.. kosher and halal slaughter is not a sacrifice to god, it's killing for
food, just as with the others. a sacrifice to god is an offering to god, you
cannot simply offer it and decide you're keeping it and calling it a sacrifice

biblical sacrifice was surrendering the best of your production to god, if you
were a farmer it did not mean you went back that day and collected what you had
given to god, it meant you left it to rot in hopes that god would look favorably
on you in the coming year

what you're calling a sacrifice is no more than a ritualized killing, I certainly
hope that you'll be covering yourself in the blood of the chicken in order to make
it a real ritual

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23890178 - 12/03/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'm going to sacrifice my feeling of hunger by eating this chicken.  :loveintheair:

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #23890180 - 12/03/16 10:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

A sacrifice is a sacrifice no matter what you do with the chicken.

Choosing to eat it is after the fact and doesnt mean much.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23890233 - 12/03/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
lol.. kosher and halal slaughter is not a sacrifice to god, it's killing for
food, just as with the others. a sacrifice to god is an offering to god, you
cannot simply offer it and decide you're keeping it and calling it a sacrifice

biblical sacrifice was surrendering the best of your production to god, if you
were a farmer it did not mean you went back that day and collected what you had
given to god, it meant you left it to rot in hopes that god would look favorably
on you in the coming year

what you're calling a sacrifice is no more than a ritualized killing, I certainly
hope that you'll be covering yourself in the blood of the chicken in order to make
it a real ritual




Sorry Asante, but he's right on this one.

The chicken is making a sacrifice, an involuntary one, of its life. But that sacrifice is going to you if you eat it.


You could like feed it to a pack of dogs or something and still say it was a sacrifice to got I think.


But looking back you never originally called it a sacrifice. It is a ritual. And an interesting one. So it may please the Gods if you don't call it a sacrifice. ...


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23890242 - 12/03/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Today I took the first steps to purchase a rooster, which I shall sacrifice on the second day of christmas to God, in his guise of the All-Encompassing One :om: and which will then serve us as christmas dinner that evening, on personal recommendation of a Ghanese witchdoctor friend of mine, the real deal, born with 12 fingers and 12 toes.

So yeah.




A helmet kid down the street born with congenital birth defects likes to get ice cream of the orange truck; so you know it's the real deal.

So I got that going for me, which is nice.

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23890258 - 12/03/16 11:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
no, you and some others have decided to distort what a sacrifice is, a sacrifice is
something you give up, in this instance it would be the chicken





dude his friend has 12 fingers and toes you dont know shit lololol :lol: :derp:


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Mescalean]
    #23890327 - 12/03/16 11:33 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I have a degree in scatology

I know shit

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23890421 - 12/03/16 12:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

never thought I liked his shit that much until I saw jumbo nuggets today and acted like I'd been poisoned with mercury

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Konyap]
    #23890569 - 12/03/16 12:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah the sacrifice doesn't count if you eat the chicken.


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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Konyap]
    #23890575 - 12/03/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If you want to make a sacrifice to God/s, I've heard he/she/they like children. Preferably thrown into the deepest volcanos. Not too young that they have no understanding of what's going on mind you. Around 5 or 6 years of age is primo, preferably all the smart ones that might have cured cancer or something had you not made the ultimate sacrifice.


It takes a lot of courage to sacrifice to the gods, and you are what they eat, so don't be a chicken about it.

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: TNK]
    #23890681 - 12/03/16 01:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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TheNatureKid said:
Yeah the sacrifice doesn't count if you eat the chicken.





What if you're sacrificing your feeling of hunger by Eating the chicken?  :awehigh:

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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Maverick]
    #23890718 - 12/03/16 01:47 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Sacrifice is the offering of food, objects or the lives of animals to a higher purpose, in particular divine beings, as an act of propitiation or worship. While sacrifice often implies ritual killing, the term offering (Latin oblatio) can be used for bloodless sacrifices of food or artifacts. For offerings of liquids (beverages) by pouring, the term libation is used.

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Animal sacrifice is the ritual killing of an animal as part of a religion. It is practiced by adherents of many religions as a means of appeasing a god or gods or changing the course of nature. It also served a social or economic function in those cultures where the edible portions of the animal were distributed among those attending the sacrifice for consumption. Animal sacrifice has turned up in almost all cultures, from the Hebrews to the Greeks and Romans (particularly the purifying ceremony Lustratio), Ancient Egyptians (for example in the cult of Apis) and from the Aztecs to the Yoruba. It is against their religion for Egyptians to sacrifice animals, except for sheep, bulls, calves, male calves and geese.[6]

Animal sacrifice is still practiced today by the followers of Santería and other lineages of Orisa as a means of curing the sick and giving thanks to the Orisa (gods). However, in Santeria, such animal offerings constitute an extremely small portion of what are termed ebos—ritual activities that include offerings, prayer and deeds. Christians from some villages in Greece also sacrifice animals to Orthodox saints in a practice known as kourbània. The practice, while publicly condemned, is often tolerated




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Re: General Tso's chicken inventor dies at 98 [Re: Asante]
    #23890761 - 12/03/16 02:01 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

ritualized killing isnt a sacrifice, it's just a ritual

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