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OfflineConnoisseur

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Eeat My Cunt * 1
    #23889756 - 12/03/16 06:40 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Gooooood sat mornin to all ye motha fookas!


(especially shackle :wink:)

Hope everyone is having a good start to the week end, im about to head over to my gpa's to do some work on his place in a bit.

What yall up to?



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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Connoisseur] * 5
    #23889761 - 12/03/16 06:44 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Carving up another lifesized statue of Sheekle in the form of a noble centaur


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23889764 - 12/03/16 06:44 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:brilliant:


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23889773 - 12/03/16 06:54 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Hi

I'm chillin, bout to eat some mac n cheese before work


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23889797 - 12/03/16 07:11 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I just ate 14 grams of krat. I have a bunch of cleaning to do and dishes to wash.

Will procrastinate as long as possible while vaping herb.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: sh4d0ws]
    #23889834 - 12/03/16 07:36 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Smoking and reading and Duolingo.  Here soon about to drive 600 miles for some cash.  Funny how I can get ready, read science articles, study languages, and read forums before anyone else is ready.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: DoneKildatReason]
    #23889845 - 12/03/16 07:45 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Great friends, blow, booze and bonfire/bonfire food last night/this morning.

Love these chilly grey days of winter.
Blue Mountain and full spectrum blend Kratom while I clean our mess and the wife is doing biscuits (from scratch) and sausage gravy.
Have a nice weekend y'all :grin:
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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23889858 - 12/03/16 07:50 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I just got why you keep saying dick. It's short for Richard. I thought you were always calling people dicks.

Dick trickle



Anyway good morning everyone. im doing ok. Dosed some kratom and im going to drink some coffee in a second.


Edited by BANANA.MAN (12/03/16 07:54 AM)


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23889941 - 12/03/16 08:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I thought you died like 10 times tonight





Good morning shroomery :heart:


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #23889942 - 12/03/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Good morning you animals.

Had to wake up early on my day off. Can't go back to sleep. Time to brew a pot and shoot some heads :coffee:


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Magicman69]
    #23889994 - 12/03/16 09:17 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Good morning EMC!

In the Ecumenical spirit of All For One, enjoy this Wiccan hymn as your wake up music for a change. You won't grow a wart on your nose.






Today I took the first steps to purchase a rooster, which I shall sacrifice on the second day of christmas to God, in his guise of the All-Encompassing One :om: and which will then serve us as christmas dinner that evening, on personal recommendation of a Ghanese witchdoctor friend of mine, the real deal, born with 12 fingers and 12 toes.

So yeah.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Asante]
    #23890280 - 12/03/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

what's up fucks?

just realized imma have to be a student this weekend.... ughhhh :P


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: SunnyD]
    #23890388 - 12/03/16 11:51 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

SunnyD said:
I thought you died like 10 times tonight





Good morning shroomery :heart:




people have been saying this to me a lot lately lol


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23890406 - 12/03/16 11:57 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:goodmorning:


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23890456 - 12/03/16 12:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Great vid Connoisseur thx
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Quote:

Connoisseur said:
Gooooood sat mornin to all ye motha fookas!


(especially shackle :wink:)

Hope everyone is having a good start to the week end, im about to head over to my gpa's to do some work on his place in a bit.

What yall up to?





Quote:

Connoisseur said:
Gooooood sat mornin to all ye motha fookas!


(especially shackle :wink:)

Hope everyone is having a good start to the week end, im about to head over to my gpa's to do some work on his place in a bit.

What yall up to?





Quote:

Connoisseur said:
Gooooood sat mornin to all ye motha fookas!


(especially shackle :wink:)

Hope everyone is having a good start to the week end, im about to head over to my gpa's to do some work on his place in a bit.

What yall up to?






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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: gman]
    #23890491 - 12/03/16 12:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I woke up from the sickness going around Washington. A 3 day beast. Id do a back hand spring but I'm lazy and not 18 anymore. Haha.

I feel well. After spuing fluids everywhere. I can totally do that. I'm not sick anymore! :lol:


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #23890498 - 12/03/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'm tired and want to do absolute fuck all today. I do really need to go to the store but I think I'll wait and pick up essentials and focus primarily on lazily cleaning the house.


Signed the contracts for the house. Just waiting on the lawyer to call so we can get together and close.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23890502 - 12/03/16 12:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:hi: cookie!


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23890509 - 12/03/16 12:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Sounds like you have too many goals. It's Saturday! There's not much to think about unless your house is a mess. Which is bad on you. Not Saturday me has the house clean for this reason.

I just wish it was Sunday so I can watch professional football. People making far more money than I'll ever get for things I do for fun. Good exercise as well.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23890517 - 12/03/16 12:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:wave: hi conn

man my goal was to take care of things today so I could do fuck all tomorrow :lol:


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 2
    #23890529 - 12/03/16 12:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
I'm tired and want to do absolute fuck all today. I do really need to go to the store but I think I'll wait and pick up essentials and focus primarily on lazily cleaning the house.


Signed the contracts for the house. Just waiting on the lawyer to call so we can get together and close.



Congrats on the house!!!!
Greatest feeling around to have your castle and feel safe and secure.
I  am happy for you!
:ohyeah:


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[quote]Niffla said:
[quote]A.RichardTrickle said:
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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23890534 - 12/03/16 12:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You fucked up right there. Work you is a separate part. Cleaning your house is a given. I don't like living in filth. Saturday isn't a day off if you have to clean.

Ugh my house is messy. But fuck it. It's Saturday.  I'll worry about it later when work me comes back to kick my ass over lazy me :lol:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23890537 - 12/03/16 12:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

safe and secure is a state of mind. not a house.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23890545 - 12/03/16 12:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks man :hug: I just look forward to living on my own and having a big project I can feel accomplished about. I got it for 32k. After closing costs and everything it'll be about 33k. I think I can put about another 10-15k into it and make it into a pretty decent cozy little home :awesome:


It has a fireplace that got walled over. I want to look into restoring it. Depending on how that works it could save or cost me a few extra k's.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23890549 - 12/03/16 12:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
safe and secure is a state of mind. not a house.




I was homeless before and the best I could manage was extreme apathy about even being alive so... No, no, I like this alot more.

Quote:

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You fucked up right there. Work you is a separate part. Cleaning your house is a given. I don't like living in filth. Saturday isn't a day off if you have to clean.

Ugh my house is messy. But fuck it. It's Saturday.  I'll worry about it later when work me comes back to kick my ass over lazy me :lol:




Good point but I've been working so late I don't have the time or energy to do any deep cleaning. I've had the last 2 days off to take care of some things that had been piling up. Cleaning was on the list and I haven't gotten round to it.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23890554 - 12/03/16 12:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
safe and secure is a state of mind. not a house.




I was homeless before and the best I could manage was extreme apathy about even being alive so... No, no, I like this alot more.






Then you were soft; like Charmin.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: PartoftheSource] * 2
    #23890555 - 12/03/16 12:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
safe and secure is a state of mind. not a house.



Not when you are raising a family and have lived on the streets.
I grow my own food, raise chickens, got my kids through school and on their own.....
Your priorities change with age my friend.  I remember being an ironic philosopher while I traveled, I had fun.  I'm a grown up with disabilities, I need a bed and want a garden and all the amenities.
As does my beautiful wife, as did the four kids we raised.
I own it all free and clear, no debt.  I'm barely 50, and my wife and I get to do whatever the fuck we want within reason and still have a house to come back to.
Dick

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Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
safe and secure is a state of mind. not a house.




I was homeless before and the best I could manage was extreme apathy about even being alive so... No, no, I like this alot more.






Then you were soft; like Charmin.



:underage:


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[quote]Niffla said:
[quote]A.RichardTrickle said:
Dick[/quote]
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Edited by A.RichardTrickle (12/03/16 12:53 PM)


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: A.RichardTrickle] * 1
    #23890561 - 12/03/16 12:53 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Dick you seem like a really cool guy


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23890573 - 12/03/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Connoisseur said:
Dick you seem like a really cool guy



Thank you.
I am a crabby old drunk lol :oldman:
But usually pretty decent to people around me.  It's fun getting to know all of the personalities here.
When I was a chef/partner I was lucky if I got a couple hours a day free time.  And most of that I spent sitting at my bar lol.
You seem like a pretty decent person yourself :grin:
Dick


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[quote]Niffla said:
[quote]A.RichardTrickle said:
Dick[/quote]
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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23890582 - 12/03/16 01:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
safe and secure is a state of mind. not a house.




I was homeless before and the best I could manage was extreme apathy about even being alive so... No, no, I like this alot more.

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
You fucked up right there. Work you is a separate part. Cleaning your house is a given. I don't like living in filth. Saturday isn't a day off if you have to clean.

Ugh my house is messy. But fuck it. It's Saturday.  I'll worry about it later when work me comes back to kick my ass over lazy me :lol:




Good point but I've been working so late I don't have the time or energy to do any deep cleaning. I've had the last 2 days off to take care of some things that had been piling up. Cleaning was on the list and I haven't gotten round to it.




That's why meth was invented. You've never deep cleaned. :lol:


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23890585 - 12/03/16 01:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Couch-surfing is not being homeless. Something tells me you guys have never laid your head in any nook or alley.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: PartoftheSource] * 1
    #23890597 - 12/03/16 01:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Couch-surfing is not being homeless. Something tells me you guys have never laid your head in any nook or alley.



Actually I lived on 16th street in Denver, Hennepin Park near Minneapolis, Maplewood/St. Louis MO.... so on.
I know all about using produce boxes to stay warm and had every bathroom code on 16th street to shoot my dope in private.
Why is it younger folks all think they have had it worse lol.
I busted my ass 70+ hours a week for years plus my side game to get where I am son.
:shrug:


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[quote]A.RichardTrickle said:
Dick[/quote]
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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23890602 - 12/03/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

A.RichardTrickle said:
Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
safe and secure is a state of mind. not a house.



Not when you are raising a family and have lived on the streets.
I grow my own food, raise chickens, got my kids through school and on their own.....
Your priorities change with age my friend.  I remember being an ironic philosopher while I traveled, I had fun.  I'm a grown up with disabilities, I need a bed and want a garden and all the amenities.
As does my beautiful wife, as did the four kids we raised.
I own it all free and clear, no debt.  I'm barely 50, and my wife and I get to do whatever the fuck we want within reason and still have a house to come back to.
Dick





Yess. Man I don't think I can have chickens without special ordinances since I'm in a city but I really look forward to growing my own little garden and stuff. And some nip for the little junkie kitty :kitty: :lol:


I was right sick when I was homeless. But I've heard alot of people here that just decide to leave their home to see the world. That's totally different and I think that's pretty cool. I wouldn't mind living off the land or generosity of fellow hippies but that was definitely not the situation I was in. I was living on the street. I didn't even have a car and not very many generous friends. Quite a few of those old friends wanted to put a bullet in me. Totally different situation than whatever you're probably thinking Path.
Before this offer came back I was beginning to seriously consider getting a big hippie van to live in :lol: I tent camp pretty frequently so as long as I kept working I think I could have been relatively comfortable. My partner was getting really upset about the idea though :rolleyes:


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Connoisseur said:
Dick you seem like a really cool guy




I second this.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23890609 - 12/03/16 01:08 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You're full of shit dick trickle. You may have busted your ass most of your life to get to where you're at now but you've lived a privileged, sugar coated existence. I can feel how soft you are through the computer screen.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23890610 - 12/03/16 01:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Eh I've been homeless for years. I'm back at ma's place its warm and comfortable. And she pats me on the head and tells me I'm a good boy.

I've never been truly homeless. I'll share a beer or drugs with gutter trash but I will never live like that. I work hard for what I have and pay for my food. Socialist Washington has done a great deal of blinding me. I get 200 in food money I have free Healthcare. My teeth are being fixed.  It's warm and comfortable.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23890621 - 12/03/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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PartoftheSource said:
You're full of shit dick trickle. You may have busted your ass most of your life to get to where you're at now but you've lived a privileged, sugar coated existence. I can feel how soft you are through the computer screen.




whoa, calm the fuck down


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23890623 - 12/03/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

The gutter-trash subculture you speak of are my friends, dawg.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23890626 - 12/03/16 01:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

So you are homeless right now?
That makes alot of sense.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23890633 - 12/03/16 01:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

My wife is stoked for our van, we have a 1991 dodge 350 with the 318 (still carb, not so many computers).  Keep on keepin on!
(~);-}
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You're full of shit dick trickle. You may have busted your ass most of your life to get to where you're at now but you've lived a privileged, sugar coated existence. I can feel how soft you are through the computer screen.



:haha:
You're cute kid :eskimokiss:

Tell me what is privileged about my life???
Because I can work and hold a habit I'm privileged???  I have never been given a thing but food and clothes brother.
Only fools argue over who is more poor.  Idiot.
Good luck with that attitude in life though.
I wish you the best. I also hope your day gets better, you are obviously upset, harassing a man old enough to be your father over the Internet lol tough guy aye?


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23890648 - 12/03/16 01:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Couch-surfing is not being homeless. Something tells me you guys have never laid your head in any nook or alley.



Actually I lived on 16th street in Denver, Hennepin Park near Minneapolis, Maplewood/St. Louis MO.... so on.
I know all about using produce boxes to stay warm and had every bathroom code on 16th street to shoot my dope in private.
Why is it younger folks all think they have had it worse lol.
I busted my ass 70+ hours a week for years plus my side game to get where I am son.
:shrug:




It doesnt sound like you had it hard so much as you made a lot of shite decisions repeatedly, theres a difference "old man".

My lifes been alright, harder than your average late 20th century Americans, but nothing too crazy, and my shitty decisions have been mild.
Id go through much more for what I have, and maybe I'll have to :lol:


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23890650 - 12/03/16 01:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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The gutter-trash subculture you speak of are my friends, dawg.




I met a dude that was like that. I offered him work. He gave all of his money away which I do as well. He had a cute puppy with him. Hunter s Doggson was his name. Clever. So cute.

Want to work? Spent a night in my house and was gone. Cool dude. I could have offered him full time work and etc. I do miss hunter s Doggson. 

I recently just lost my dog but I'm a sucker for cute doggies.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23890686 - 12/03/16 01:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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A.RichardTrickle said:
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PartoftheSource said:
Couch-surfing is not being homeless. Something tells me you guys have never laid your head in any nook or alley.



Actually I lived on 16th street in Denver, Hennepin Park near Minneapolis, Maplewood/St. Louis MO.... so on.
I know all about using produce boxes to stay warm and had every bathroom code on 16th street to shoot my dope in private.
Why is it younger folks all think they have had it worse lol.
I busted my ass 70+ hours a week for years plus my side game to get where I am son.
:shrug:




It doesnt sound like you had it hard so much as you made a lot of shite decisions repeatedly, theres a difference "old man".

My lifes been alright, harder than your average late 20th century Americans, but nothing too crazy, and my shitty decisions have been mild.
Id go through much more for what I have, and maybe I'll have to :lol:



Truth right there.
I am an addict and a drunk.  I have first world problems.
Both mom n dad worked, hard.  I left home at 15 to chase the Grateful Dead the first time, made a lot of horrible decisions along the way.  I'm not some crusty trusty is my point to junior up there.
I was taught to learn from my mistakes and respect those who walked the path before me, or I'd likely be dead a couple times over.
As mentioned I have worked in food service for a looooong time and have no patience for Lilly ass, whiny punks who think they are the first to ever sleep in a ditch, that's it.
I've employed 50 plus people just like whatever his name is up there strutting their shit into my kitchen and watched my 70 year old father run circles around them while they were smoking dope out back.  No time for that bullshit in my life.
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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23890755 - 12/03/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Im looking forward to Spring so I can go hang my hammock out above a ditch somewhere

Its going to be a good time


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23890781 - 12/03/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Took girlfriend to the ER last night
Bad panic attack
Shes getting ativan for daily use
Im picking up klonopin here soon (not scripted)
Looks like benzos are the ways forward for a short while lol


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23890785 - 12/03/16 02:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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ModestMouse said:
Took girlfriend to the ER last night
Bad panic attack
Shes getting ativan for daily use
Im picking up klonopin here soon (not scripted)
Looks like benzos are the ways forward for a short while lol



So sorry to hear that.  Anxiety sucks :-(
Best to her on that :heart:


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23890789 - 12/03/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

damn...hope things pan out for the best brother


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23890855 - 12/03/16 02:34 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah I could have kept better relations with my parents and they would have taken care of me but I had alot of issues and made alot of terrible choices as a youngin.

But ultimately im glad I did. It taught me alot about life.

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Took girlfriend to the ER last night
Bad panic attack
Shes getting ativan for daily use
Im picking up klonopin here soon (not scripted)
Looks like benzos are the ways forward for a short while lol




Yeah make sure she gets counseling and learns exercises. If not she will become dependant on the benzos and that makes anxiety 10x worse.

you can also get her to try Calms Forte for night time anxiety. 3 does good for me. Better than eating more benzos.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23890888 - 12/03/16 02:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Took girlfriend to the ER last night
Bad panic attack
Shes getting ativan for daily use
Im picking up klonopin here soon (not scripted)
Looks like benzos are the ways forward for a short while lol





FUUUUUCK :sad:

Take it from someone who has had panic attacks and overcame them alone: thorougly educate her that a panic attack is a temporary excessive release of excitation and stress neurotransmitters which has a beginning, plateau and peak and generally always is over within half an hour to an hour, and that excessive breathing and fear drives it.

If she gets one, she should focus on that knowledge and on breathing slowly and shallowly. If she does that, the suffocating feeling will disappear rapidly and this will prove to her that its panic.

At the same time she should take her ativan, nibble it to a pulp and park it under her tongue. It will hit in minutes. This is a emergency medicine trick, taking oral benzos sublingually.

Knowledge and ativan will remove the fear over time.
reduced breathing will remove fear and adds to empowerment.

A panic attack is a LEARNED BEHAVIOR.

This is how you unlearn it.

If you realize that what happens to you is the body equivalent of taking too big a snort of badly cut coke, it will remove the fear response. Instead of being afraid she starts observing what the signs are, what it does, if there are patterns. This takes her from the emotional center to the rational center.

Its a talk down from a freakout during a trip basically.

She can unlearn this and the attacks will become less and fewer until they finany just cease. Even if there is REASON to be afraid, there is NO REASON to have panic to the point of a panic attack.

Let her read this, maybe it helps.

It is a learned helplessness, she can learn to be in control again.

Even if she is traumatized, this will have an effect on her once it takes hold.


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: Asante]
    #23890972 - 12/03/16 03:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks boys, crumbs
I will let her read your advice asante


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Re: Eeat My Cunt [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23890981 - 12/03/16 03:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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ModestMouse said:
Took girlfriend to the ER last night
Bad panic attack
Shes getting ativan for daily use
Im picking up klonopin here soon (not scripted)
Looks like benzos are the ways forward for a short while lol



that sucks dude. i hope the Ativan helps her.


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