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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: Crystal G]
    #23891628 - 12/03/16 06:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Also where the hell did I claim you can beat your kids into perfection? Who said anything about beating? And who said anything about perfection?





there's nothing wrong with you beating your kids into perfection, just dont leave
bruises because the state gets involved. maybe try waterboarding them occasionally




As long as you don't waterboard in anger and give them 3 warnings so that they know the waterboarding is coming then why not? :lol:





I usually give them the 3 warnings after the initial waterboarding and for the 3
warnings I usually waterboard them as a warning that they will be waterboarded



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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #23891734 - 12/03/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

This thread :cookiemonster:
I go grab a bite to eat and all the idiots came out.
Glad pris is here to defend whooping a punks ass :lol:
:oldman:
Dick


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23891736 - 12/03/16 07:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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I know who you are on facebook. you may even know who I am.




What? :crankey: And you never sent me a friend request?!




I dont like to pester people... I may one day tho...



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probably but he's not buried in my back yard

please do not look in the front yard




How did your wife and kids get along with him? Did your kids call him uncle fee? :lol:





I was divorced long before fee showed up

ok, now I guess it's time for a fee story or 3

the kids called fee "dirty hippie in the barn" even though fee came down daily for
a shower and had permission to just walk in and make himself at home, we treated
him like family which kinda surprised him because when people say "treat it like
it's your place" they get kinda bent when yo do something wrong

story 1: I come home from work and fee says "is it OK if I let your kids drive my
car around they yard? I probably should ask these things before I let them do it"

story 2: fee says "I taught your kids to use the chainsaw, I hope that's cool, I
probably should have asked first though". I said "as long as they didnt lose
anything important it's cool"

story 3: Fee says "It's chris birthday so I taught him how to build a potato
cannon and we've been shooting your food across the yard all day" so I give
the only response I can "just dont teach them to make bombs please"


the kids liked fee, he treated them with respect and had fun with them, he never
put them in any danger and always had another adult to stuporvise his antics, he
rarely drank and when he did he would flirt with my aunt who convinced him it was
a good idea to get some liquor... she's not a drinker either


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23891741 - 12/03/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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A.RichardTrickle said:
This thread :cookiemonster:
I go grab a bite to eat and all the idiots came out.
Glad pris is here to defend whooping a punks ass :lol:
:oldman:
Dick





I was encouraging people to whoop your punk ass


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23891757 - 12/03/16 07:27 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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A.RichardTrickle said:
This thread :cookiemonster:
I go grab a bite to eat and all the idiots came out.
Glad pris is here to defend whooping a punks ass :lol:
:oldman:
Dick





I was encouraging people to whoop your punk ass



Probably not a bad idea man.  But I might like it :heart:
Dick


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[quote]Niffla said:
[quote]A.RichardTrickle said:
Dick[/quote]
http://www.youtube.com/v/kbwNUOUy-3c[/quote]


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23891816 - 12/03/16 07:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Only if there hot. I have many past resentments of hot teachers not slapping me.

I get to fuck them too right?


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #23891856 - 12/03/16 07:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Dirty hippie in the barn, LOL :rofl2:


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23891870 - 12/03/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Enjoywho said:
Only if there hot. I have many past resentments of hot teachers not slapping me.

I get to fuck them too right?



https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=qQjrfSvtg-c
I don't know how to do the fancy hot link thingy....


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"If you're making love to your old lady, someone else is fucking her"
"Douchebags are children who never grew up, like Sheeklette, we should pity them."
[quote]Niffla said:
[quote]A.RichardTrickle said:
Dick[/quote]
http://www.youtube.com/v/kbwNUOUy-3c[/quote]


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: Crystal G]
    #23891873 - 12/03/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Dirty hippie in the barn, LOL :rofl2:



indeed. :lol:

@ Prisoner- i like your Fee stories. they remind me of Christmas.


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #23891882 - 12/03/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl:


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23891908 - 12/03/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Prisoner is like Santa Claus, and fee is his little helper; he's the gift that keeps on giving. potato guns? chainsaws? cars? a kids dream elf.

and fee is pretty short too, so it just makes sense that he's trained by Prisoner#1.


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23891919 - 12/03/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl:


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[quote]A.RichardTrickle said:
Dick[/quote]
http://www.youtube.com/v/kbwNUOUy-3c[/quote]


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23891937 - 12/03/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I remember having a boy crush on a male teacher. He was that hot. Please slap me. :lol:

Authority figure that does have complete control of myself and my future. Good times I miss being in school. The ugly teachers were just mean. There ugly and gross and mean. My have my thoughts have changed. Well it plays into my day to day interactions all the time.


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23891948 - 12/03/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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I remember having a boy crush on a male teacher. He was that hot. Please slap me. :lol:




It's pretty normal I feel like, for little kids to have crushes on the same sex, especially before puberty.


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23891956 - 12/03/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

i would have killed to be smacked by one of the teachers i had as a social worker.

she always flirted with me...once, this kid (silent kid spoke up) and told her at the lunch table that i wanted to hump her...which is true, i said so on the bus, so true story...and she looked at me like *smiley eyes* and i was like, "that's not true! he's talking out of his ass!"

i did not get scolded that day for saying ass.


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: A.RichardTrickle]
    #23891959 - 12/03/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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A.RichardTrickle said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
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A.RichardTrickle said:
This thread :cookiemonster:
I go grab a bite to eat and all the idiots came out.
Glad pris is here to defend whooping a punks ass :lol:
:oldman:
Dick





I was encouraging people to whoop your punk ass



Probably not a bad idea man.  But I might like it :heart:
Dick





it could be cheaper than hookers


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: Crystal G] * 3
    #23891967 - 12/03/16 08:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Dirty hippie in the barn, LOL :rofl2:





we had barn cat and after it died we had to get a barn hippie


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23891974 - 12/03/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Prisoner is like Santa Claus, and fee is his little helper; he's the gift that keeps on giving. potato guns? chainsaws? cars? a kids dream elf.

and fee is pretty short too, so it just makes sense that he's trained by Prisoner#1.





fee is like 6'1


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: Crystal G]
    #23891978 - 12/03/16 08:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Crystal G said:
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Enjoywho said:
I remember having a boy crush on a male teacher. He was that hot. Please slap me. :lol:




It's pretty normal I feel like, for little kids to have crushes on the same sex, especially before puberty.




This was in high school. :lol:

I didn't really know why or what was happening. Than I explored my sexuality. No I definitely like girls. Your pheromones are the best. Good times.


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"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: It should be legal for teachers to slap high school students [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23891989 - 12/03/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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fee is like 6'1



he needs a new wardrobe. he looks like a ladder midget.


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