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Closest you've came to death. 1
#23888673 - 12/02/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was getting a ride, along with about 3 others, from this retarded fellow on the way to the beach. Well, there was a bunch of traffic holding us up. This retard goes into the oncoming lane and floored it in his shitty old civic. He didn't notice that there was an F-250 barreling towards us and we were locked in an annoyingly morbid game of chicken. The dude driving the truck got pissed when he saw us pop out of the lane and he increased his speed towards us like a maniac. It was a small country road and the driver of the civic was too stupid to drop back into traffic. We narrowly squeezed through imminent death, ahead of traffic, with only a few feet of clearance between us and the truck. All of our screams of terror turned in to hysterical laughter as we realized we were actually still alive. I will never forgive that asshole...
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: cannabinated] 1
#23888694 - 12/02/16 07:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I missed getting on that train by 5 minutes
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: koods]
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One time driving back from the beach, there was some dude on a bicycle who swerved into traffic on rt 50 and was nearly hit by about ten cars.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: koods] 1
#23888710 - 12/02/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: I missed getting on that train by 5 minutes

Only twelve people died. I am sure you would have been fine if you had been on it.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: California]
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100 mph plus no seatbelt, no airbags, crashing into a field. Whoops
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: California]
#23888722 - 12/02/16 07:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was smoking that fake weed that was popular a few years back. My wife found me and called 911, the ambulance made it just in time.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: California]
#23888726 - 12/02/16 07:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: I missed getting on that train by 5 minutes

Only twelve people died. I am sure you would have been fine if you had been on it.
I would have been on the train where everyone in the first car died after the amtrak train spewed its diesel fuel into the car and then ignited.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: King Klick]
#23888744 - 12/02/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oak tree at high speed, no restraints. Chevy cavalier, I was zappedback twice during life flight. Spinal fusion from C4 -C7. Being a dumb ass kid driving under the influence..... Opiates mixed with benzos a few times.... respiratory arrest Jkmson seeds as a youngster was probably closest I remember, scary. Dick
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: koods]
#23888746 - 12/02/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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You might have had a hell of a show. Now is the time in this thread you explain to the millennials about newspapers in the 1990's. What they were, how they worked, how the internet was still kind of new, etc..
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: koods] 1
#23888753 - 12/02/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Too many close calls to list. I like it on the edge there.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: California]
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California said: You might have had a hell of a show. Now is the time in this thread you explain to the millennials about newspapers in the 1990's. What they were, how they worked, how the internet was still kind of new, etc..
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I almost killed myself
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IV Fentanyl overdose. This old junky lady figured it was a good idea to give me a hint on how to go about shooting up Fentanyl patches. It was 1am and I had already been shooting and smoking oxycodone all day/night and I wanted to go to bed so I figured I'd make my last shot of the night Fentanyl (I was one of the first in my area to get into it so I thought it was something special at the time). Nobody had ever told me what a reasonable dose would be, so I cut off 1/4 of a 100mcg/hour patch and prepared it in a spoon. I hit the vein and pressed the plunger. Next thing I am aware of is being on my floor, no idea how I got there. It took me a few minutes to come-to. I see the time and it is just after 9am. Needle was still stuck in my arm.
Pretty quickly I started feeling dope sick. What did I do? Prepared a shot of oxy.
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I'm glad you all are still here.
Koods, my grandma missed this one by just a couple minutes as well. I forget what it was that held her up but she would always sit in the front car and no doubt she would've been crushed.
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The night ov 06/27/13. IV heroin and mucho alcohol. No pulse, turned blue, died. Narcan brought me back.
After that, i came damn close to killing myself in the summer ov '15. Besides the phenazepam and an epic alcohol binge that could have taken me out itself, i was taking baths with my mouth just barely above the water and engaging the kurrents(k-hole; had 2 IV injections and 3 very large dose insufflated) to see if the timeweaver(e.c.c.o., the hga, trickster, etc.) felt that it was time to terminate my vessel. They felt that it was not and i did'nt drown. I began the baths with lighting a solitary white candle. It burned all the way down ov course, and formed 6 rays which has deep occult significance to me. A memoir ov death, but a symbol ov life.

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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: lavod]
#23888961 - 12/02/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Got blackout drunk off like 15 shots of tequila a full glass of Jager and coffee creamer, roughly 3 or 4 beers mind you all, I am only 5'6 125 LBs surprised I didnt get alcohol poisoning. Passed out on my bed and threw up about 5 or 6 times in my sleep... Luckily I sleep on my side, was a real fucking close call.
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I did too much fentanyl and got narcan'd back
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: cannabinated]
#23889042 - 12/02/16 09:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Duster. K2. Alcohol poisening. Spun my vehicle out on ice going about 70 and went backwards into a ditch barely missing a telephone pole. No seatbelt. I also stuck a piece of metal into an electric socket when I was a child. That was the first time I met death. Sometimes I think I'm dead or in a hospital just living out a manufactured reality to keep me sane/alive. I never believed it til today actually. I've been experiencing some strange phenomena in my life. I honestly just want to sleep forever or get drunk.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: cannabinated]
#23889075 - 12/02/16 09:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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All the times when I came close to death happened on the road. Semis veering into my lane from oncoming traffic, that kind of thing. Roads are dangerous. I always think about all the possible ways I could die, but totally randomly on the road with no warning is the most likely looking at my actual life.
I must have had 4-5 incidents on the road where if things had gone just slightly different I would have been killed instantly.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: nooneman]
#23889156 - 12/02/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fentanyl OD
Dead for several minutes.
TGI Naloxone
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Ras Rising] 1
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Someone told me I overdosed once, I woke back up and took a cold shower.
Who knows if I actually did or not- I've had a few close calls where I probably should've gone to the hospital but didn't.
One time when I was 13-14 I got in a real bad skiing accident and shattered my knee cap, the doctors said that if it hadn't been so cold out that night I would've bleed out before I got down the mountain.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: TNK]
#23889304 - 12/02/16 11:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I had a seizure from benzo WDS. The scary part of it all, was that I was driving a vehicle. I remember driving, pulling up to the house I was going to with my mother, and sister.
I remember being really disoriented, confused ect. Almost like I was really drunk, I thought I was just kind of fucked up from whatever I took that morning. I walked across the street, made it to other side, and then I woke up in the hospital.
I would say that is the closest. Considering I was just driving 70 MPH a minute before that, it could of easiy went bad and I havn't looked back at benzos since
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: LSDollar] 1
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i had a stroke
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Absolem0918]
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25i nbome late july 2012 almost died yolo fuck 25i
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Pizza Hut.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Absolem0918] 4
#23889373 - 12/02/16 11:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Absolem0918 said: i had a stroke

I got married
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Absolem0918 said: i had a stroke

I got married
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said: Too many close calls to list. I like it on the edge there.
Motorcyclists; we'r practically hanging out with death everytime we ride, or at least every time we go above 40 miles per hour. I crashed at 35 mph without a helmet, survived pretty good, any faster I'd probably have gotten hurt or dead.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: trees]
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Wear a helmet, please.
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See that mountain on the right , just below that huge cliff there's a rock outcropping with a tree line above it . I tried to ski down that shit one winter . I worked there , this is sequoia natl park , there was about 8 feet of snow that year and I stared at that little rock face for about a month thinking how cool it would be to snowshoe the trail up there and ski down . It looked totally doable from the ground the rock was totally covered in snow and I was pretty confident in my ability . So one day I finally worked up the courage and Snowshoed up there with my skies . The trail actually went through the trees to the far right of the picture it took about 5 hrs to get there . So I smoked a fatty and took off skiing through the trees . The ride down through the trees was awesome one of the best rides I've ever had . But as I got closer to where the trees stopped it started to get hella steep and difficult and when I actually got to the last few trees I realized I was skiing right towards tree tops of really big trees about 100 feet in front of me . I was skiing right towards a fucking cliff . What I thought was maybe 6 feet of powder was actually 6 inches of hard packed snow . So I stopped and just held on to this tree , not knowing Wat the fuck to do . To the left of me there was a cliff , to the right of me I couldn't tell what was going on it just sorta rolled off into oblivion and directly in front of me there was a super steep rock face dip with about 6 inches of icy snow on it . I could see straight down it to the bottom of the canyon . It didn't look skiable at all looked like it had been avalanching . I just stood there for about an hr . I knew if I went back the way I came it would get dark and I would get lost and probably freeze to death , if I stayed there I would freeze to death my only option was to go down and find the trail in the canyon . So I took my skies off and threw them down the cravass thing I'm not sure what to call it . Put my snowshoes on and slid down this mountain on my ass totally terrified using my snowshoes and ski poles to keep myself from turning into a human snow missle . It was almost dark when I got to the bottom and I had to snowshoe about an hr in the dark to get back to my cabin . That was the last time I skied anywhere alone or that didn't have a chairlift .
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: psilynut]
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Damn that story makes me want to get a flare gun
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: psilynut]
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got pinned in between two tanks while one was being towed at 30-35mph, I held onto the tow bar for dear life for maybe a full minute before they realized I was missing..
Had three 80mm mortar rounds land where I was standing only 10 seconds before impact, luckily I didn't just stand there or I would be ground beef. Same night same fight we were surrounded by was was estimated over 100 insurgents, there was maybe 25 of us total taking fire for an hour or so, pretty scary shit.
One of our tanks caught fire(CAT) that was loaded with maybe 70 HE, 20 illum, and 10 WP 155mm rounds and it detonated maybe 300 yards from me. We found parts of the tank like the engine door hatch stuck in the ground well over 600 meters away. The explosion started a chain reaction and caught another 6-7 bunkers packed to the ceiling with landmines, rockets, artillery etc on fire which made for a very eventful evening.
Back in CO at fire range we were doing a direct fire missions with our 155mm howitzers and one of the chiefs didn't know how to aim, he hit the ground maybe 70 meters in front of us with a PD HE round.
Had a truck up on a two post lift, the thing almost slide off and crushed 3 of us at work when my budding was trying pull the transmission, that was exciting.
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When I was little I stole a cupcake from my grandmothers cupboard down the hall. In my haste I shoved the whole thing in my mouth and proceeded to choke to death. Luckily I managed to stumble into the living room where I was saved
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: trees]
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trees said:
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Jokeshopbeard said: Too many close calls to list. I like it on the edge there.
Motorcyclists; we'r practically hanging out with death everytime we ride, or at least every time we go above 40 miles per hour.
Yep, I crashed at about 50mph a couple of months back and missed slamming into a lamppost by a couple of meters. Nearly killed myself on/from drugs a few times at least, and nearly drowned a couple of times. Nearly fell off a cliff once, and nearly fell in front of a high speed train another.
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probably when I was about 16 in the back of my friend's '66 mustang. basically a metal deathtrap.
At a red light, light turns green. Friend starts pulling into the intersection when I notice an 18 wheeler bout to blow through the light and T-bone us. Yell out his name. He slams on the brakes. Truck misses us by a few feet. We continue to our destination in silence the whole way. Once we get there we all look at each other like, damn, we could have done did just gone died nawmeen
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Oldgregg]
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Capsized my canoe 2 years ago in 38 degree water in the middle of a huge lake. I thought I was a goner, no idea how I made it to shore.
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said: Too many close calls to list. I like it on the edge there.
This.
Ive almost died probably 15 times or so
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Not completely is completely not.
All of us are NOW closest to their death than ever.
And NOW even more!
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Asante]
#23890164 - 12/03/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Two events- when I was about 12 I got stuck trying to freeclimb a cliff in the sierras and nearly fell to my death.
I flipped my dad's Jeep when I was 17 back in what 2002? If it weren't for the seatbelt I wouldn't be here today. Rolled a few times and almost ended up in a ditch full of water.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Maverick]
#23890203 - 12/03/16 10:42 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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And NOW even more!
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Maverick]
#23890210 - 12/03/16 10:45 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Almost bled out watched them sew up my insides it was discusting
5 people had to hold me down in the hospital to do it they took a cloth wrapped it around above the area to make it go numb before flipping the skin to sew up my artery no pain drugs it hurt bad
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Oooh Asante... I turn 31 at midnight... Talk about close to death.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Maverick]
#23890237 - 12/03/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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If you like you can subtract the 13 years I'm older than you off my age and add them to yours as a birthday gift 
Happy early birthday!
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Ive been in a few pretty bad car accidents in my life. I once ran off the road after passing out from a lung full of airduster and came to with my car on fire and it was perfectly balanced on a median between the sides of the road.
Just yesterday I was driving pretty drunk going 75 and a guy about 50 ft in front of me just slammed on his breaks as hard as he could and so did I. I stopped with like a foot in between us.
Also been pretty near death after my first heroin overdose and also once on u-4.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: trvptamine]
#23890263 - 12/03/16 11:08 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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You're the second person posting who had an accident after huffing.
MAAD - Mothers Against Air Dusters.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: trvptamine]
#23890271 - 12/03/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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too many to count. one that stands out is flipping a car going 55 in a 25. Did not see that curb. My friend and i were not wearing seatbelts smacked my head on the pavement that shattered my window, and we both literally crawled out me saying fuck me and him laughing. I have a habit of having dumb luck in shit situations weather i put myself in harms way or not. ma' says im a cockroach
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Mescalean] 1
#23890365 - 12/03/16 11:43 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Drive by. Twice. First time bullet flew maybe an inch from my head, second time, guy sitting right next to me was hit twice.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Absolem0918]
#23890385 - 12/03/16 11:50 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
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Absolem0918 said: i had a stroke

I got married

seriously. when she killed my dog I packed her shit and changed the locks
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Maverick]
#23890413 - 12/03/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Maverick said: Two events- when I was about 12 I got stuck trying to freeclimb a cliff in the sierras and nearly fell to my death.
I flipped my dad's Jeep when I was 17 back in what 2002? If it weren't for the seatbelt I wouldn't be here today. Rolled a few times and almost ended up in a ditch full of water.
I've had 2 friends that were trapped under their vehicles when they got thrown out after rolling, one was burned by his exhaust system, the other was a quadriplegic driving with hand controls, he said when the cop got there he was missing a large chunk of his ear and bleeding a lot. he told the cop he couldnt feel his legs and didnt think he'd be able to walk again, the cop kept telling him he'd be fine, up and running in no time... "I'm glad to hear that because I was in a wheel chair before this"
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: koods]
#23890422 - 12/03/16 12:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: You're the second person posting who had an accident after huffing.
MAAD - Mothers Against Air Dusters.
Seriously though who the fuck would ever think duster and driving was even remotely a good idea?
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: twighead]
#23890487 - 12/03/16 12:27 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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twighead said:
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koods said: You're the second person posting who had an accident after huffing.
MAAD - Mothers Against Air Dusters.
Seriously though who the fuck would ever think duster and driving was even remotely a good idea? 
i know 2 personally.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Mescalean]
#23891052 - 12/03/16 03:39 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was driving my old 96 bronco doing about 50mph down a two land road when some idiot coming the opposite way was running away from a cop. He came passed a car and came into my lane and we were very close to hitting head on. He was going pretty fast too, probably 70mph. We barely squeezed through with three cars side by side on a 2 lane road. Then I see the cop chasing after him.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: searching]
#23891093 - 12/03/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Rolled a few vehicles 10+ times and totalled a few more between 17-22 but I never hurt myself. I would say LSD has have gave me the closest experience..
Or the GHB overdose.
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