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TNK
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Ras Rising] 1
#23889163 - 12/02/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Someone told me I overdosed once, I woke back up and took a cold shower.
Who knows if I actually did or not- I've had a few close calls where I probably should've gone to the hospital but didn't.
One time when I was 13-14 I got in a real bad skiing accident and shattered my knee cap, the doctors said that if it hadn't been so cold out that night I would've bleed out before I got down the mountain.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: TNK]
#23889304 - 12/02/16 11:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I had a seizure from benzo WDS. The scary part of it all, was that I was driving a vehicle. I remember driving, pulling up to the house I was going to with my mother, and sister.
I remember being really disoriented, confused ect. Almost like I was really drunk, I thought I was just kind of fucked up from whatever I took that morning. I walked across the street, made it to other side, and then I woke up in the hospital.
I would say that is the closest. Considering I was just driving 70 MPH a minute before that, it could of easiy went bad and I havn't looked back at benzos since
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Absolem0918
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: LSDollar] 1
#23889308 - 12/02/16 11:03 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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i had a stroke
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Sheekle
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Absolem0918]
#23889313 - 12/02/16 11:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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25i nbome late july 2012 almost died yolo fuck 25i
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Sheekle] 4
#23889362 - 12/02/16 11:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pizza Hut.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Absolem0918] 4
#23889373 - 12/02/16 11:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Absolem0918 said: i had a stroke

I got married
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Absolem0918
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23889379 - 12/02/16 11:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Absolem0918 said: i had a stroke

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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23889405 - 12/02/16 11:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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Absolem0918 said: i had a stroke

I got married
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said: Too many close calls to list. I like it on the edge there.
Motorcyclists; we'r practically hanging out with death everytime we ride, or at least every time we go above 40 miles per hour. I crashed at 35 mph without a helmet, survived pretty good, any faster I'd probably have gotten hurt or dead.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: trees]
#23889456 - 12/03/16 12:25 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wear a helmet, please.
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See that mountain on the right , just below that huge cliff there's a rock outcropping with a tree line above it . I tried to ski down that shit one winter . I worked there , this is sequoia natl park , there was about 8 feet of snow that year and I stared at that little rock face for about a month thinking how cool it would be to snowshoe the trail up there and ski down . It looked totally doable from the ground the rock was totally covered in snow and I was pretty confident in my ability . So one day I finally worked up the courage and Snowshoed up there with my skies . The trail actually went through the trees to the far right of the picture it took about 5 hrs to get there . So I smoked a fatty and took off skiing through the trees . The ride down through the trees was awesome one of the best rides I've ever had . But as I got closer to where the trees stopped it started to get hella steep and difficult and when I actually got to the last few trees I realized I was skiing right towards tree tops of really big trees about 100 feet in front of me . I was skiing right towards a fucking cliff . What I thought was maybe 6 feet of powder was actually 6 inches of hard packed snow . So I stopped and just held on to this tree , not knowing Wat the fuck to do . To the left of me there was a cliff , to the right of me I couldn't tell what was going on it just sorta rolled off into oblivion and directly in front of me there was a super steep rock face dip with about 6 inches of icy snow on it . I could see straight down it to the bottom of the canyon . It didn't look skiable at all looked like it had been avalanching . I just stood there for about an hr . I knew if I went back the way I came it would get dark and I would get lost and probably freeze to death , if I stayed there I would freeze to death my only option was to go down and find the trail in the canyon . So I took my skies off and threw them down the cravass thing I'm not sure what to call it . Put my snowshoes on and slid down this mountain on my ass totally terrified using my snowshoes and ski poles to keep myself from turning into a human snow missle . It was almost dark when I got to the bottom and I had to snowshoe about an hr in the dark to get back to my cabin . That was the last time I skied anywhere alone or that didn't have a chairlift .
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: psilynut]
#23889523 - 12/03/16 01:24 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Damn that story makes me want to get a flare gun
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liloldme
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: psilynut]
#23889533 - 12/03/16 01:40 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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got pinned in between two tanks while one was being towed at 30-35mph, I held onto the tow bar for dear life for maybe a full minute before they realized I was missing..
Had three 80mm mortar rounds land where I was standing only 10 seconds before impact, luckily I didn't just stand there or I would be ground beef. Same night same fight we were surrounded by was was estimated over 100 insurgents, there was maybe 25 of us total taking fire for an hour or so, pretty scary shit.
One of our tanks caught fire(CAT) that was loaded with maybe 70 HE, 20 illum, and 10 WP 155mm rounds and it detonated maybe 300 yards from me. We found parts of the tank like the engine door hatch stuck in the ground well over 600 meters away. The explosion started a chain reaction and caught another 6-7 bunkers packed to the ceiling with landmines, rockets, artillery etc on fire which made for a very eventful evening.
Back in CO at fire range we were doing a direct fire missions with our 155mm howitzers and one of the chiefs didn't know how to aim, he hit the ground maybe 70 meters in front of us with a PD HE round.
Had a truck up on a two post lift, the thing almost slide off and crushed 3 of us at work when my budding was trying pull the transmission, that was exciting.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: liloldme] 2
#23889572 - 12/03/16 02:22 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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When I was little I stole a cupcake from my grandmothers cupboard down the hall. In my haste I shoved the whole thing in my mouth and proceeded to choke to death. Luckily I managed to stumble into the living room where I was saved
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: trees]
#23889644 - 12/03/16 03:33 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
trees said:
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Jokeshopbeard said: Too many close calls to list. I like it on the edge there.
Motorcyclists; we'r practically hanging out with death everytime we ride, or at least every time we go above 40 miles per hour.
Yep, I crashed at about 50mph a couple of months back and missed slamming into a lamppost by a couple of meters. Nearly killed myself on/from drugs a few times at least, and nearly drowned a couple of times. Nearly fell off a cliff once, and nearly fell in front of a high speed train another.
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probably when I was about 16 in the back of my friend's '66 mustang. basically a metal deathtrap.
At a red light, light turns green. Friend starts pulling into the intersection when I notice an 18 wheeler bout to blow through the light and T-bone us. Yell out his name. He slams on the brakes. Truck misses us by a few feet. We continue to our destination in silence the whole way. Once we get there we all look at each other like, damn, we could have done did just gone died nawmeen
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Re: Closest you've came to death. *DELETED* [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23889713 - 12/03/16 05:22 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Oldgregg]
#23889714 - 12/03/16 05:27 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Capsized my canoe 2 years ago in 38 degree water in the middle of a huge lake. I thought I was a goner, no idea how I made it to shore.
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Bill_Oreilly
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said: Too many close calls to list. I like it on the edge there.
This.
Ive almost died probably 15 times or so
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Asante
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23890128 - 12/03/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Not completely is completely not.
All of us are NOW closest to their death than ever.
And NOW even more!
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