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cannabinated



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Closest you've came to death. 1
#23888673 - 12/02/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was getting a ride, along with about 3 others, from this retarded fellow on the way to the beach. Well, there was a bunch of traffic holding us up. This retard goes into the oncoming lane and floored it in his shitty old civic. He didn't notice that there was an F-250 barreling towards us and we were locked in an annoyingly morbid game of chicken. The dude driving the truck got pissed when he saw us pop out of the lane and he increased his speed towards us like a maniac. It was a small country road and the driver of the civic was too stupid to drop back into traffic. We narrowly squeezed through imminent death, ahead of traffic, with only a few feet of clearance between us and the truck. All of our screams of terror turned in to hysterical laughter as we realized we were actually still alive. I will never forgive that asshole...
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koods
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: cannabinated] 1
#23888694 - 12/02/16 07:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I missed getting on that train by 5 minutes
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koods
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: koods]
#23888705 - 12/02/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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One time driving back from the beach, there was some dude on a bicycle who swerved into traffic on rt 50 and was nearly hit by about ten cars.
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California
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: koods] 1
#23888710 - 12/02/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: I missed getting on that train by 5 minutes

Only twelve people died. I am sure you would have been fine if you had been on it.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: California]
#23888720 - 12/02/16 07:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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100 mph plus no seatbelt, no airbags, crashing into a field. Whoops
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: California]
#23888722 - 12/02/16 07:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was smoking that fake weed that was popular a few years back. My wife found me and called 911, the ambulance made it just in time.
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koods
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: California]
#23888726 - 12/02/16 07:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
California said:
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koods said: I missed getting on that train by 5 minutes

Only twelve people died. I am sure you would have been fine if you had been on it.
I would have been on the train where everyone in the first car died after the amtrak train spewed its diesel fuel into the car and then ignited.
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A.RichardTrickle
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: King Klick]
#23888744 - 12/02/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oak tree at high speed, no restraints. Chevy cavalier, I was zappedback twice during life flight. Spinal fusion from C4 -C7. Being a dumb ass kid driving under the influence..... Opiates mixed with benzos a few times.... respiratory arrest Jkmson seeds as a youngster was probably closest I remember, scary. Dick
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: koods]
#23888746 - 12/02/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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You might have had a hell of a show. Now is the time in this thread you explain to the millennials about newspapers in the 1990's. What they were, how they worked, how the internet was still kind of new, etc..
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: koods] 1
#23888753 - 12/02/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Too many close calls to list. I like it on the edge there.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: California]
#23888773 - 12/02/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
California said: You might have had a hell of a show. Now is the time in this thread you explain to the millennials about newspapers in the 1990's. What they were, how they worked, how the internet was still kind of new, etc..
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I almost killed myself
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Canadian Jesus
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IV Fentanyl overdose. This old junky lady figured it was a good idea to give me a hint on how to go about shooting up Fentanyl patches. It was 1am and I had already been shooting and smoking oxycodone all day/night and I wanted to go to bed so I figured I'd make my last shot of the night Fentanyl (I was one of the first in my area to get into it so I thought it was something special at the time). Nobody had ever told me what a reasonable dose would be, so I cut off 1/4 of a 100mcg/hour patch and prepared it in a spoon. I hit the vein and pressed the plunger. Next thing I am aware of is being on my floor, no idea how I got there. It took me a few minutes to come-to. I see the time and it is just after 9am. Needle was still stuck in my arm.
Pretty quickly I started feeling dope sick. What did I do? Prepared a shot of oxy.
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cannabinated



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I'm glad you all are still here.
Koods, my grandma missed this one by just a couple minutes as well. I forget what it was that held her up but she would always sit in the front car and no doubt she would've been crushed.
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The night ov 06/27/13. IV heroin and mucho alcohol. No pulse, turned blue, died. Narcan brought me back.
After that, i came damn close to killing myself in the summer ov '15. Besides the phenazepam and an epic alcohol binge that could have taken me out itself, i was taking baths with my mouth just barely above the water and engaging the kurrents(k-hole; had 2 IV injections and 3 very large dose insufflated) to see if the timeweaver(e.c.c.o., the hga, trickster, etc.) felt that it was time to terminate my vessel. They felt that it was not and i did'nt drown. I began the baths with lighting a solitary white candle. It burned all the way down ov course, and formed 6 rays which has deep occult significance to me. A memoir ov death, but a symbol ov life.

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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: lavod]
#23888961 - 12/02/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Got blackout drunk off like 15 shots of tequila a full glass of Jager and coffee creamer, roughly 3 or 4 beers mind you all, I am only 5'6 125 LBs surprised I didnt get alcohol poisoning. Passed out on my bed and threw up about 5 or 6 times in my sleep... Luckily I sleep on my side, was a real fucking close call.
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Edited by CosmicCharlie420 (12/02/16 09:01 PM)
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I did too much fentanyl and got narcan'd back
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: cannabinated]
#23889042 - 12/02/16 09:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Duster. K2. Alcohol poisening. Spun my vehicle out on ice going about 70 and went backwards into a ditch barely missing a telephone pole. No seatbelt. I also stuck a piece of metal into an electric socket when I was a child. That was the first time I met death. Sometimes I think I'm dead or in a hospital just living out a manufactured reality to keep me sane/alive. I never believed it til today actually. I've been experiencing some strange phenomena in my life. I honestly just want to sleep forever or get drunk.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: cannabinated]
#23889075 - 12/02/16 09:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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All the times when I came close to death happened on the road. Semis veering into my lane from oncoming traffic, that kind of thing. Roads are dangerous. I always think about all the possible ways I could die, but totally randomly on the road with no warning is the most likely looking at my actual life.
I must have had 4-5 incidents on the road where if things had gone just slightly different I would have been killed instantly.
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Re: Closest you've came to death. [Re: nooneman]
#23889156 - 12/02/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fentanyl OD
Dead for several minutes.
TGI Naloxone
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