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Hoorj = hoorah = my ass got a job
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Re: I can't get a job. [Re: yeah]
#23926864 - 12/14/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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The Blind Ass
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YEAH YEAH!
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LunarEclipse
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Re: I can't get a job. [Re: yeah] 1
#23926921 - 12/14/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah said: Update:

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yeah said: Hoorj = hoorah = my ass got a job
Wow.
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Re: I can't get a job. [Re: yeah]
#23928571 - 12/15/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah said:https://www.shroomery.org/forums/images/smileys/what2.gif Hoorj = hoorah = my ass got a job
please don't tell me it's working at Mcdonalds??
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yeah



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Re: I can't get a job. [Re: zzripz]
#23928639 - 12/15/16 08:51 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nope, better.
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finalexplosion
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Re: I can't get a job. [Re: yeah]
#23928811 - 12/15/16 10:12 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah said: I wanna die.
Lets, uh, talk about that.
Should I want to die or should I be happy that I can at least shit and eat?
For a site on about psychedelics and self exploration; this is quite off the mark.
Use networking to reach the audience you are approaching. Checkout programs that can help you diversify your skillsets. If you had gone to school, begin to network, and reach out to that network. Checkout a variety of sites. What are the 'qualifications' required in the applications? Do you match?
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meh dont dont it so seriously finalexplosion. pretty sure its just a figure of speech. plus Yeah found a job which is better then you mushroom bumholes pooping around town now a days.
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I haven't as much landed an interview for a job that pays over $10 an hour, I graduated high school 6 years ago, I'm always looking for work, kind of sick of it.. I live in one of the most economically deprived regions of the united states, its bullshit.. Currently not working,, and love it, i sit around all day in my trailer park mini slum, and scheme, how imma come up.
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Re: I can't get a job. [Re: Deemstar]
#23928974 - 12/15/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Deemstar said: I haven't as much landed an interview for a job that pays over $10 an hour, I graduated high school 6 years ago, I'm always looking for work, kind of sick of it.. I live in one of the most economically deprived regions of the united states, its bullshit.. Currently not working,, and love it, i sit around all day in my trailer park mini slum, and scheme, how imma come up.
Trailer park heaven it's a real good deal o.
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yeah said: I wanna die.
Lets, uh, talk about that.
Should I want to die or should I be happy that I can at least shit and eat?
ME TOO. I always say it can be worse when I'm feeling down. It literally could be worse. You could be dead. You could be on the brink of death for eternity and never given release, that one REALLY SUCKS!
Have you tried a temp agency? You might not feel great about going to one, but they will find you work. It won't be awesome work, and you will be low man on the totem pole but at least you'll have some money in your pocket.
I was just telling my friend today everyone has a love+hate relationship with life and in turn with themselves. I openly admit I hate myself, but I also love myself. At times I hate myself a lot, but in those times it is always the good in me that brings me up and keeps me going. Fucking goody two shoes always wins man. Nobody strives to be depressed or is proud to say they actually hate themselves.
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The Blind Ass said: frankly if your open minded, and willing, and hard working and honest on the job and can look appearance wise presentable - you cant NOT find work. It may be extreme but its true. I have seen my own family members in positions you wouldn't believe and they found ways. You can too. Dont wallow in the mire too long, take action and stay active lest you doom yourself. Bc iv seen that too.. and too many times.
This sums up how I feel about this subject.
Own those job interviews man. Throw them curveballs and ask THEM questions. It's usually pretty easy to make yourself seem knowledgeable and worth a job offer. It's a lot harder to make them think "If I don't hire this guy then I'm an idiot for passing on him." Make them get that idea in their head that they will regret passing on you, and they won't.
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Re: I can't get a job. [Re: Deemstar]
#23933435 - 12/16/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Deemstar said: I haven't as much landed an interview for a job that pays over $10 an hour, I graduated high school 6 years ago, I'm always looking for work, kind of sick of it.. I live in one of the most economically deprived regions of the united states, its bullshit.. Currently not working,, and love it, i sit around all day in my trailer park mini slum, and scheme, how imma come up.
Network. Start your own business. Being an employee is highly overrated, under paid, and unfulfilling. Look at E Commerce. Start selling shit online. Provide a product or a service. School is useless if you do not come out with a network that can help you get ahead. You add value yourself and those you interact with help you. Jump on linkedin and other online networks.
Apply to the jobs you want.
Step 1) Under the section of 'qualifications,' copy and paste requirements of the job posting into your resume under the section titled "References" at the very bottom of the page.
Step 2) Change the font color to white
Step 3) Change font size to pt 4
Step 4) Mass flyer resume @ every posting you want
Step 5) Repeat Steps 1-4 for every application you apply for
Disclaimer: Most if not all human resource places of employment throw your shit resume through a scanner. It picks up on 'keystrokes' matching and or aligning with the requirements and qualifications section of the job posting.
There is a X factor. You hit a specific requirement, you receive a phone call for an interview. With interviews, it is your job already. You go in and you take it. When you have options, you can be selective as fuck. Ideally, pick a field you are passionate about, one you want to learn, explore, acquire a number of skill sets that make you a standout in the job market in the future, and a potential risk as a competitor in that niche market. Good luck good sir and enjoy recognizing my genius.
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Deemstar
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gottit ill just sell bootyhole on the internet, maybe i should bootleg porntapes and pirate movies and sell them 2 the old folks through my homelands an endless abyss of trailer parks, assisted living facilities, and Nursing homes, and coming soon A motherfucking project building constructed out of a renovated haunted ass orphanage,, as if the local economy wasn't struggling already,, our shit is supported by 2 food and liquor stores, one shit on the edge of the rez liquor store, I live on the edge of hell, Sunny side of the trailer park...
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Re: I can't get a job. [Re: Deemstar]
#23934849 - 12/17/16 09:09 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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ecommerce dont make one lick of sense to me, who gunna buy this bullshit,, i've known a couple people that tried and they got no where with that shit one of the blew their brains out..
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Re: I can't get a job. [Re: yeah]
#23942342 - 12/20/16 02:52 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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But did you die?
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Re: I can't get a job. [Re: bigdoodie]
#23942659 - 12/20/16 08:16 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I know it sounds odd but Craigslist is your friend.
I've got many colleagues with degrees and in tough times they have found quality employers on Craigslist.
You have to be selective in your searches but good companies list their because they are required to list the jobs on multiple sources.
YOu may get lucky as my friends have and find a large company that has an anon position on Craigslist and score a fast hiring position, as most people on Craigslist call back quickly
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