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OfflineTmethylM
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The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! * 5
    #23885696 - 12/01/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

99.8% of Shroomerites cannot complete this simple poll!
This invalid and trivial poll will make a difference in your life in just 3 weeks!





How do you feel about polls? (be careful not to confuse with poles)
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If dogs suddenly became cats, would cats be 'mans best friend'?
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Did you know pigeon milk is far more nutritious than cow milk, or any other mammals milk?
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For males: in any instance of you taking a poop, has the poo ever grazed your testicles on it's way to the water?
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For females: can you tuck one(or both[or all three]) of your breasts into your armpit(s)?
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For people who don't identify with a specific sex: if trains had wings, do you think they would have sufficient thrust to lift off the tracks?
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Did you know the Nazis were the first people in modern history to start an anti-smoking and tobacco movement.
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Is the biggest regret in your life:
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Has the psychedelic experience ever given you gay tendencies or given you gay thought?
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How is this poll going so far?
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Do you believe chem-trails are a Government-perpetrated attack on the people?
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Your thoughts on this quote from Friedrich Nietzsche: “In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.”
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If you wrote a book about failure, and it sold 0 copies, is it a success?
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Imagine you are dying, what is the subject of your final thoughts?
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You died. Where are you now?
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
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How many pets do you own?
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Have you ever answered the same question twice in a row?
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Have you ever answered the same question twice in a row?
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What is the best thing about the internets?
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If you failed to pay your exorcist, would they repossess you?
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On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?
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If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
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Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
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What’s your favorite time of day?
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Is the watcher of thoughts a thought itself?
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Is life as an adult how you imagined it would be, as a child?
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There is one more question after this one, if you quit right now without finishing you will not be able to view the results. Are you strong enough to stop right now?
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If the Shroomery were an animal, what kind time of day would the elevator go to the 12th floor of the last thing you ate?
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Votes accepted from (12/01/16 05:10 PM) to (No end specified)
You must vote before you can view the results of this poll



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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Tmethyl] * 3
    #23885703 - 12/01/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

These questions r to persanol brih


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Tmethyl] * 6
    #23885705 - 12/01/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

STAL


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Ahab McBathsalts] * 1
    #23885714 - 12/01/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Kind of a dumb thread:shrug:


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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 5
    #23885721 - 12/01/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
Kind of a dumb thread:shrug:



It was meant to be so smart of a thread. :sad:
Such sad.


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Tmethyl] * 3
    #23885739 - 12/01/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

best poll ever 10/10 would fill out again


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23885743 - 12/01/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Tmethyl I take your challenge, I shall never view these poll results.

These questions had me GOIN


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Chakra Shock]
    #23885773 - 12/01/16 08:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I am weak, for science.

And in the 1600's there was an earlier anti-tobacco campaign. Slightly within the modern period as well.

Best poll ever though.


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #23885792 - 12/01/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Ahab McBathsalts said:
STAL



Seriously. The shroomery only has 2 rules timethyl!


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: King Klick]
    #23886007 - 12/01/16 09:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

King Klick said:
Quote:

Ahab McBathsalts said:
STAL



Seriously. The shroomery only has 2 rules timethyl!



I know, that's why I said the poll is invalid and trivial.

:lol:

Wait, what is the second rule!?


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23886010 - 12/01/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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PatrickKn said:
I am weak, for science.

And in the 1600's there was an earlier anti-tobacco campaign. Slightly within the modern period as well.

Best poll ever though.



I didn't know that, thanks :ooo:

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Chakra Shock said:
These questions had me GOIN



Do elaborate.


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23886056 - 12/01/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'm really surprised by this one



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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23886146 - 12/01/16 10:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

By asking seemingly irrelevant questions, with no discernible pattern, yet each one presenting the familiar from an unfamiliar perspective, got me to thinking about the ways in which even the simplest of gestures can portray deep significance in the right context.


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23886162 - 12/01/16 10:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I never finished. But I found the specificity of many of the answers frustrating. I was not satisfied with the selection despite the obvious effort that went into crafting it. Because of that I was able to say fuck it in the end.

Terrible poll. But still entertaining. 7/10.


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Chakra Shock]
    #23886218 - 12/01/16 11:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Pastywhyte said:
Terrible poll. But still entertaining. 7/10.



7/10 is pretty amazing, I made the entire poll while watching the latest episode of Hamilton's Pharmacopia(on psychoactive fish & marine invertebrates).

A few of the poll questions were suggested by my GF, like the one about poo touching testicles. She vehemently insists that the male anatomy doesn't allow for a poo to make a clean escape without getting the testicles messy, which I've tried to explain to her several times, the balls don't get in the way. :lol:
Deep stuff.

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Chakra Shock said:
By asking seemingly irrelevant questions, with no discernible pattern, yet each one presenting the familiar from an unfamiliar perspective, got me to thinking about the ways in which even the simplest of gestures can portray deep significance in the right context.



It's like if you start pulling on a loose thread in a carpet, you can eventually unravel the entire carpet.
One thread can give away the whole tapestry.


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Tmethyl] * 1
    #23886234 - 12/01/16 11:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I loved the poo touching nutz question, I have actually had a large loaf bob up out of the water after dropping and brush the junk. Was surprising to say the least.


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Pastywhyte]
    #23886246 - 12/01/16 11:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe you have huge balls?
Have you considered this?


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23886268 - 12/01/16 11:39 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I liked the part about the


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23886283 - 12/01/16 11:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Maybe you have huge balls?
Have you considered this?




The left one hangs lower as well.


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Re: The Hot New Poll Everyone is Talking About! [Re: Pastywhyte]
    #23886289 - 12/01/16 11:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Ras Rising said:
I liked the part about the




The whole thing was about that & made of that, actually.

Quote:

Pastywhyte said:
Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Maybe you have huge balls?
Have you considered this?




The left one hangs lower as well.




Mystery solved. :lol:


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