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#23881174 - 11/30/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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..or who seem to think you're going to intentionally try and crash into them as they cross at set of red lights you're pulling up to.
What is it with these cunts? I had a couple of instances of people scorning at me today when pulling up at a couple of crossings, and it made me think about those window stickers too.
I mean why would you do it? Like, to suggest to all those people that are planning to crash into you that maybe they should plan to crash into someone else who doesn't have a child on board/walking with them?!?
I dunno if you get these a lot in the US, but they're fucking everywhere here, and I simply cannot fathom the psychology behind it.
Any ideas?
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 1
#23881216 - 11/30/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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The sign doesn't bother me so much. I think it may be to discourage tailgating, which I sympathize with. What bothers me is when I see the sign and that motherfucker is on their goddamn cellphone
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#23881226 - 11/30/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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i see them occassional in Oregon, but they are rare.
I think they are dumb and its more of a statement/status thing than a "dont hit my car" thing, at least in my view.
Ive seen "Dog on Board" too 
The more popular stickers here are the "family" sticker where it shows a stick figure version of mom, dad, and kids. Also other versions like Star Wars or object or animals.
But most cars i see have no stickers at all
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#23881325 - 11/30/16 11:39 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ehh, new parents are proud people and wanna gloat?
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23881371 - 11/30/16 11:51 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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BUT WHAT IF YOU HIT A BABY!!!
It's just an innocent reminder. Nobody wants to hit a baby. What if you were driving and you forgot people have babies? Then you hit one?
Start seeing motormichaels <that one gets me op
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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LogicaL Chaos said: i see them occassional in Oregon, but they are rare.
I think they are dumb and its more of a statement/status thing than a "dont hit my car" thing, at least in my view.
Ive seen "Dog on Board" too 
The more popular stickers here are the "family" sticker where it shows a stick figure version of mom, dad, and kids. Also other versions like Star Wars or object or animals.
But most cars i see have no stickers at all 
Oooohhh, now those are just TOO CUTE!!!
I LOVE THOSE, THEIR SO MUCH FUN!!!
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 6
#23881387 - 11/30/16 11:57 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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this has got to be one of the dumbest fucking threads i've ever seen JSB
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Sheekle]
#23881405 - 11/30/16 12:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have a feeling JSB drives like a maniac. I never get looks like the ones he's describing, but I don't do things that make people wonder if I'm going to obey traffic signals.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: koods]
#23881435 - 11/30/16 12:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Some people just turn into raging psychopaths when they get into a car.
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#23881448 - 11/30/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: ..or who seem to think you're going to intentionally try and crash into them as they cross at set of red lights you're pulling up to.
What is it with these cunts? I had a couple of instances of people scorning at me today when pulling up at a couple of crossings, and it made me think about those window stickers too.
I mean why would you do it? Like, to suggest to all those people that are planning to crash into you that maybe they should plan to crash into someone else who doesn't have a child on board/walking with them?!?
I dunno if you get these a lot in the US, but they're fucking everywhere here, and I simply cannot fathom the psychology behind it.
Any ideas?
I think it's basically saying "I spat a child out of my cunt, I'm special, your not, ner ner." I've seen grandchild on board signs as well. Whoopdeeshit, your descendants have reproduced.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Sheekle]
#23881856 - 11/30/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: I have a feeling JSB drives like a maniac.
I ride like a biker in London. It's a pretty standard style of riding, and there are LOTS of bikers here in the city.
I suspect this is the most accurate theory for why people do this, I can't see why else they would bother. Some kind of 'I'm special cause I have a child' kinda attitude:
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Visionary Tools said: I think it's basically saying "I spat a child out of my cunt, I'm special, your not, ner ner."
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Sheekle said: this has got to be one of the dumbest fucking threads i've ever seen JSB
Seriously? LOL, that's amazing. I take it you have zero interest in psychology?
At least you acted on playful jibe to get my name right in your sig, you must really like me after all...
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#23881866 - 11/30/16 02:27 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's really stressful driving with a newborn in particular. If you care anyway. I did get one but the only reason I kept it is because I noticed people tailgate a lot less.
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#23881872 - 11/30/16 02:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shut up JSB
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#23881880 - 11/30/16 02:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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For that matter it seems like bumper stickers are good indicator, if you have a bumper sticker on your car I might not want to talk to you
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: larry.fisherman]
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LogicaL Chaos said: i see them occassional in Oregon, but they are rare.
I think they are dumb and its more of a statement/status thing than a "dont hit my car" thing, at least in my view.
Ive seen "Dog on Board" too 
The more popular stickers here are the "family" sticker where it shows a stick figure version of mom, dad, and kids. Also other versions like Star Wars or object or animals.
But most cars i see have no stickers at all 
Man I get "dog on board" more than baby. They're not strapped into anything. You can't gun it at an intersection. You shouldn't slam on your breaks. Pup will get hurt. Actually happened to me. I had to slam on the breaks because asshole and the poor dog slipped out of the seat and smashed his nose on the dashboard. Even if you have em in a crate stopping like that is bound to knock him around.
In this case the dog looked at me like I was abusing it and had a little bit of blood on his nose but thankfully was more or less okay. He's thankfully a young healthy pit. But if it were my elderly lab or something man he probably would have broken one of his legs.
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XLCaps said: It's really stressful driving with a newborn in particular. If you care anyway. I did get one but the only reason I kept it is because I noticed people tailgate a lot less.
Glad to know my hypothesis is correct
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23881891 - 11/30/16 02:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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CookieCrumbs said: Man I get "dog on board" more than baby. They're not strapped into anything. You can't gun it at an intersection. You shouldn't slam on your breaks. Pup will get hurt. Actually happened to me. I had to slam on the breaks because asshole and the poor dog slipped out of the seat and smashed his nose on the dashboard. Even if you have em in a crate stopping like that is bound to knock him around.
I'm trying to figure out who the asshole in the story is. It seems to me it might be you, the one driving around knowing the risks to your dog and then getting mad at someone else when what's bound to happen sooner or later happens. And then go pointing the blame finger in every direction but yours. Maybe you shouldn't drive around with your dog in the car.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: abltsandwich]
#23881899 - 11/30/16 02:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh man, Carlin smashed that one. Brilliant post ablt.
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XLCaps said: I did get one but the only reason I kept it is because I noticed people tailgate a lot less.
So it actually works? Jesus man I fucking surprised at that. Also not surprised, because people seem to need to be told how to act reasonably, like this:

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I'd be sad if I didn't know you're only saying that because you love me.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: abltsandwich]
#23881909 - 11/30/16 02:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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He pulled out in front of me. But you're right, it was my responsibility to make sure the dog was sitting in a safe place. Or as safe as I could manage. As many times as I've ridden with a dog in the car it never occurred to me how poor their paw grip/balance is.
I learned from it and went out and bought a back seat hammock thing from petsmart that straps them in the back and covers the seats n floorboard if they do fall foward. Which I've not had since. I do also drive like an old grandma with a pet in the car now too.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23881916 - 11/30/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Now if you had a cat instead, CookieCrumbs, you could drive around without having to worry about the cat getting hurt. Cats are made of jelly
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#23881919 - 11/30/16 02:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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If I had one of those stickers on my car, someone would hit me on purpose.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: trees]
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I do have a cat but she doesn't go on long car rides. Even still when she has to go to the vet she gets put in a padded crate she can't stand up in.
But in that case I'm just worried about the cat being scared. She hates the vet enough as it is and I don't need her panicking and tearing me up every time she sees the car or the crate.
Dogs, on the other hand, tend to enjoy car rides. But you're right, they're not very limber, agile, or graceful. But before the nose smashing incident my biggest concern was having their goofy ass jump out the window
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
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That dude came so close to jumping out of the window once. He was about 14 weeks old and it was his first car ride. He crawled onto my lap and just leaped. Caught him with my left hand right before an awful situation.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: vandago]
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Geeze. Good thing you had good reflexes. I'd have probably tried to catch em and only succeeded in knocking them out the window. Though if there weren't any cars behind ya and you weren't going too fast he might have been okay. Baby animals do tend to be rather jelly-like.
Probably natures way of letting us be young and ignorant and learning without instantly committing suicide. And letting parents be ignorant without accidentally offing their babies. I'm living proof of that. I got dropped on my head and turned out totally okay.
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XLCaps said: It's really stressful driving with a newborn in particular. If you care anyway. I did get one but the only reason I kept it is because I noticed people tailgate a lot less.
I had one because of this. I was always anxious driving around with my son in the beginning. Precious packages and all. And the fact he has to be in the back facing the back window. I thought about different ways he could get hurt and noticed the sign would help other drivers steer clear of our vehicle a bit. After a while though you get used to driving with a kiddo.
But I still always seat him behind me incase I have to use the other side of a car incase of an emergency. Like if there was something we would hit I would swerve the car to hit against the opposite side.
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#23882076 - 11/30/16 03:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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i should get one of the baby stickers just so cops are less likely to hassle me
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With that baby face, I would get a "Student Driver" sticker too.
Double leave em alone whammy.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said: i should get one of the baby stickers just so cops are less likely to hassle me
What are you talking about? They would hassle you more....they would think you wanted to be pulled over so they could surprise you with xmas gifts for your child.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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Reminds me of the people who put up stick figure families all lined up on the back of their SUV's and Minivans. seems like an upper middle class thing to do.

I would prefer to have this if i was into putting decals on my car:
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404 said: Reminds me of the people who put up stick figure families all lined up on the back of their SUV's and Minivans. seems like an upper middle class thing to do.

I would prefer to have this if i was into putting decals on my car:

I saw a picture online of one that was a man and a woman and two coat hangers. I thought that was pretty funny. I've thought of doing a whole family tree going back like 5 generations just to outdo everyone, but hate stickers. I want my car to be unmemorable and nondescript.
I wonder if anyone with a "Baby on Board" placard actually takes it down when there is no baby in the car.
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Sheekle said: i should get one of the baby stickers just so cops are less likely to hassle me
What are you talking about? They would hassle you more....they would think you wanted to be pulled over so they could surprise you with xmas gifts for your child.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Sheekle]
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This is funny:

Thought it was a joke at first but someone is actually payed tax dollars to think this shit up.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23882410 - 11/30/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dude I unintentionally stalk people all the time thinking about shit like that.
Only sticker I have on my car is the last parking pass I paid at college in... 2011 I think? and I stopped going in 2015.
God I am a criminal
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23882437 - 11/30/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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"Female Baby" I don't even want to know what they're trying to point out there.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23882473 - 11/30/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's for emts more than anything.
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#23882537 - 11/30/16 06:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Their bragging about having hella dank sex on the regular.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: King Klick] 1
#23882546 - 11/30/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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King Klick said: It's for emts more than anything.
Yep. Arriving at a car crash, if you have the sticker then they'll make sure there isn't a baby that got thrown around during the accident and got wedged under a seat or some shit.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Shattered]
#23882591 - 11/30/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I detail old used Cars collect all of the nice stickers found some cool ones put them allover
drew happy faces on all the little people they make me laugh
Takes all day to vacuum sometimes if the floor is full of sand fur and stains in the dirty ones
Like a big white gorilla lived in it eating all kinds snacks and a tornado came through full of junk
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Visionary Tools]
#23882941 - 11/30/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Visionary Tools said: I think it's basically saying "I spat a child out of my cunt, I'm special, your not, ner ner." I've seen grandchild on board signs as well. Whoopdeeshit, your descendants have reproduced.

I might get one saying fuel tank and car battery full of lead acid on board. Na I use a bike IRL, love my mountain bike its like my wife
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: nice1returns]
#23883048 - 11/30/16 09:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I still can't believe someone said these things actually work.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 4
#23883068 - 11/30/16 09:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I should get one that says jokesbeards wife on board.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] 2
#23883107 - 11/30/16 09:34 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lol, you dick.
Maybe I should put one on the front of my bike, written in reverse, that says 'I want to crash into you and hurt your children'
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23883121 - 11/30/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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The only sticker I'd put on my car is the police solidarity one in the hope that cops notice it.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Skellies]
#23883142 - 11/30/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ur a sell out
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23883171 - 11/30/16 09:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Most people act differently around cops to try to avoid a ticket/fine. The only question is how far they're willing to go.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Skellies] 2
#23883510 - 12/01/16 01:54 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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ok so Idk if it was already mentioned or not but these stickers that say "baby on board" are meant for the first responders to the scene of an accident so they can know to look for a child that has possibly been ejected from the vehicle during the collision.. I used to think they were dumb as fuck too until I found out that out
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: liloldme]
#23883758 - 12/01/16 06:46 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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liloldme said: ok so Idk if it was already mentioned or not but these stickers that say "baby on board" are meant for the first responders to the scene of an accident so they can know to look for a child that has possibly been ejected from the vehicle during the collision..
Very interesting. It finally makes sense!! I have something similar - a little green dot my motorbike helmet so that paramedics know there's a card inside it with all my details on.
In the same vein, I want to have a sticker on there that says 'don't remove unless you are a trained paramedic' (something like that, seen them before) - just I've heard of bystanders trying to remove the helmet of a guy that's crashed and looks unconscious. Morons, they could do so much more harm than good.
Thanks for pointing this out lil, I've wanted to know the point of these for years and now I do.
I bet most people that get them have no idea of that point though.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23883903 - 12/01/16 08:46 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Im going to make one that says "Baby Gravy on Board".
I hope it goes well. Crossing fingers...
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23883918 - 12/01/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I thought people put those stickers up when they were running trunks full of drugs with their girl. Babyseat in backseat, baby doll with blanket.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23883953 - 12/01/16 09:10 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: I have a feeling JSB drives like a maniac.
I ride like a biker in London. It's a pretty standard style of riding
so driving like a maniac is a pretty standard style of riding in london?
it happens here a lot, people splitting lanes and acting like dickheads, then when the rider is confronted for his retardation it's never the bikers fault, he's always the victim.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Skellies]
#23883980 - 12/01/16 09:19 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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austothehun said: The only sticker I'd put on my car is the police solidarity one in the hope that cops notice it.

Hate to break it to you, but that is very similar to the gay leather bear flag, LOL! (maybe that's why?!)
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23883984 - 12/01/16 09:20 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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tyrannicalrex said:
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austothehun said: The only sticker I'd put on my car is the police solidarity one in the hope that cops notice it.

Hate to break it to you, but that is very similar to the gay leather bear flag, LOL! (maybe that's why?!)

given that most people here think that cops are fags, it's fitting
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23883987 - 12/01/16 09:22 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23886518 - 12/02/16 03:06 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: so driving like a maniac is a pretty standard style of riding in london?
Driving in London at all is the action of a maniac. You have to be to get anywhere there cuz its like fucking grid lock.
Nutters in the multi coloured status machines all beeping at each other trying to make some more nuggets for the queens corgi fund.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: nice1returns]
#23886860 - 12/02/16 08:29 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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nice1returns said:
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Prisoner#1 said: so driving like a maniac is a pretty standard style of riding in london?
Nutters in the multi coloured status machines all beeping at each other trying to make some more nuggets for the queens corgi fund.
Good quote right there!
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 1
#23887380 - 12/02/16 12:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: Lol, you dick.
Maybe I should put one on the front of my bike, written in reverse, that says 'I want to crash into you and hurt your children'
 Hey, not sure if someone posted the one about George Carlin but, to sum it up: "Hey I know you drive like a cunt but I have this talisman which is going to magically protect me from you crashing into me"
When I see the sign I just say "Oh fuck you."
FWIW the fat hobgoblin that stole my best mate has one of those signs on his car. And these
 I took a UK mains socket over (because I have them laying around, I'm that sort) and showed them how that it's impossible to be exposed to the mains voltage because there's a protective sheath over live and neutral, the only way to pull that sheath back is by depressing the small lever right at the bottom of the earth terminal. Something even the most emaciated baby finger will not fit in. Fucking fat cunt still insists on them. Fat disgusting cunt who can't even cook. I hope she dies soon from being so fucking fat.
http://www.fatallyflawed.org.uk/
But seriously, fuck anyone with these signs and fuck anyone who uses socket covers, even after being demonstrated what an utter fucking waste of time they are.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: nice1returns]
#23888080 - 12/02/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Jokeshopbeard said:
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koods said: I have a feeling JSB drives like a maniac.
I ride like a biker in London. It's a pretty standard style of riding
so driving like a maniac is a pretty standard style of riding in london?
it happens here a lot, people splitting lanes and acting like dickheads, then when the rider is confronted for his retardation it's never the bikers fault, he's always the victim.
I guess that's why the government here spends millions (£1.257 million to be exact) on trying to educate drivers to look out for motorcyclists:
http://think.direct.gov.uk/motorcycles.html
Cause, obviously, it's never car drivers at fault. I suppose getting T-boned twice myself riding in London was all due to the victim attitude that all of us bikers carry.
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nice1returns said: Driving in London at all is the action of a maniac.
Well said. It's a fucking madhouse out there, moronic driving is the standard style for many. Indicator flashing left? I guess you better turn right then...
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#23888092 - 12/02/16 03:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have a friend from high school who died because some tard pulled out in front of him. My best friend since 5th grade was with him and hasn't ridden a motorcycle since. I want a dirtbike but riding on the road with cars is intense.
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#23888590 - 12/02/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I took a street legal Yamaha yz426F on I5 once, everyone was looking at me like I was crazy shit was intense aha
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: liloldme] 2
#23888665 - 12/02/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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liloldme said: I took a street legal Yamaha yz426F on I5 once, everyone was looking at me like I was crazy shit was intense aha
Yeah, not a good bike for the highway. I just sold my Husaberg 650 recently, that was nuts on the highway, so fucking light that the windblast from passing a truck felt like it was gonna take you off:

That's easily the most insanely balls to the wall bike I've ever ridden though.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 1
#23888921 - 12/02/16 08:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pretty sure those are for when people get into accidents... This way if no child is found at the scene they know to look for one.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#23889768 - 12/03/16 06:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said: Pretty sure those are for when people get into accidents... This way if no child is found at the scene they know to look for one.
what if they get rear ended and the sign is no longer visible? They should have the signs everywhere. Front, left right, in, out.
How hard is it to spot a babyseat in a vechile?
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Visionary Tools]
#23889799 - 12/03/16 07:13 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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The signs were never meant for accidents but rumors about that being what the sign is for has made it common and emergency workers do look for it now (despite the fact that it was never meant for that.)
Anyways my point here is there are no answers to your questions because there are no rules as to how the sign is to be used for the purpose of alerting first responders to an infant because it was never meant to be used that way.
For your last question... Not all parents are good people that strap their baby in every single time, sometimes the seat can be thrown from the vehicle. Sadly I've ended a friendship over this after my friend refused to buckle her kids seat into the car and I refused to drive anywhere or even start the car until she did. She chose to walk rather than strap her kid in and we never talked again... These people are out there. Also there's something like 80% of people that use car seats incorrectly.
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#23889873 - 12/03/16 07:58 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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If I had a bumper sticker it would say "Grown adult on board, still acts like a baby"
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: Patlal]
#23889877 - 12/03/16 08:00 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Damn Patlal, that sticker is gunna make bank.
Better get printing my friend. Gold mine.
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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I'm going to make one that says, "illicit drugs in butt"
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Re: People who put baby/child on board stickers in the back windows of their cars.. [Re: moonrockmushy]
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I'm gonna get one that says 'I'm a Moderator' - I wonder if people will try and car troll me...
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