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OfflineJustForToday
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Holy shit! What a crazy day! * 1
    #23879515 - 11/29/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

So today was super fucked up. I mean more than usual. I've been paying rent to live with this guy on the intercoastal. Anyhow this mother fucker went on vacation to new york last week. My other two roommates were fucking drinking around the clock taking xanax. Anyhow. They were supposed to take care of his dog Marley. I come home one day and the dog has literally shit all over the marble floors.. Was not a pretty sight at all. I literally had to clean this shit up with paper towel almost fucking lost my lunch... rip.

Anyhow those crackheads fucked every one of us. The night before my roommate came back, my female roommate robin had done busted down his back door to the patio after they just replaced. MY roommmate was trying to sell the house and the land lord was there.. when see seen it.. as soon as he got back. She said we all had to be out. Thanks guys.. Ruined everything for me.

Anyhow the dog shit again before drew got back and I absolutely did not clean it up.. it was not my mess to take care of. He gets back and all hell breaks loose. He was hurling grenades at robin pretty hard. Now get this shit. These two fucking junkie no lives tried to say I broke the door. And blamed alot of shit on me. He didn't fall for that.

So monday he said I needed to start packing my shit and be out by thursday or he was tossing my shit to the curb. I did not go to work today. Now this other dude, chuck, was told to get the fuck out. It's her boyfriend. Anyways she leaves with him that night and comes back, they fucking walk in at 2 in the morning. Walking drew up.. I was asleep but he told them to "Get.. the.. Fuck.. Out.. " In this crazy scary tone. They left and today I woke up but couldn't pick myself up to go to work. I stayed home and I heard Robin come in yelling saying she had a gun. I just stayed in my room and text drew. Drew comes home unexpectedly and all hell breaks loose yet again.. I'm on my pc and he starts saying he is moving all the furniture out of my room.. I call my sponsor.

My sponsor says he couldn't legally do that. He told me to call the cops and stand my ground. As soon as drew finds out, he moves the bed out, locks me out of the house. I had my phone thank God. Next thing I know this mother fucker done put everything on the back of his truck and was about to drive off leaving me standing there with no shoes and no way to get inside. My sponsor happens to pull up and this is where it gets crazy. He pulls in front of truck preventing drew from leaving. They have some words and drew proceeds to get in truck AND TRY TO RUN MY SPONSOR over. My sponsor has one arm and next thing I know he had his fucking good arm around drew and idk what the fuck he did but Drew was like, "STOP STOP CALM DOWN". The cops came. Drew ended up paying me 300 to leave.. This mother fucker told me he wasn't going to pay me any money.. He owed me fucking 200 dollars.. So anyways I packed my shit. Spent about 2 hours on the streets and now i'm back in halfway..

LOL A day in the life of JFT..


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: Holy shit! What a crazy day! [Re: JustForToday]
    #23880401 - 11/30/16 12:24 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

i liked the part about the dog shit..


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Holy shit! What a crazy day! [Re: zZZz]
    #23880894 - 11/30/16 08:06 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Imagine a dude with one arm trying to fuck this dude up in the car. LOL


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Re: Holy shit! What a crazy day! [Re: JustForToday]
    #23880913 - 11/30/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

jesus christ man. Are you alright?


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Re: Holy shit! What a crazy day! [Re: JustForToday]
    #23880974 - 11/30/16 08:50 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
Imagine a dude with one arm trying to fuck this dude up in the car. LOL




i thought your sponsor had the one arm and the other guy was trying to kill him with your sponsor's own car?


anyway, that sounds like a huge mess. any ideas on where you want to move to when you get things situated back to normal again?


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Holy shit! What a crazy day! [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23881069 - 11/30/16 09:39 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

LOL, the meltdown of JFT's life. armless freaks, and freak-outs!


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Re: Holy shit! What a crazy day! [Re: 404]
    #23881577 - 11/30/16 01:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Sounds like a shitstorm,i hate chaos like that


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Re: Holy shit! What a crazy day! [Re: 5150]
    #23881841 - 11/30/16 02:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

He was hurling grenades at robin?


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Re: Holy shit! What a crazy day! [Re: JustForToday]
    #23882021 - 11/30/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Learn to stop living with crazy people you twit


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