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Min amount of money youd suck a dick for
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Cash money nothin funny Probly $800 here
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
#23878516 - 11/29/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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20-25k 
I'd be very disappointed in myself. I'd have to spend a lot of it on drugs to wash the taste of cum away.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23878532 - 11/29/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Money is not important enough for me to do that. If I needed money that bad(like if family needed surgery or some shit) I would just go take it.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: spirit_shadow] 3
#23878534 - 11/29/16 02:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Thats a lie everyone has a price
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
#23878540 - 11/29/16 02:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Someone's gonna be refreshing this page like mad just waiting for the lowest price bj.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
#23878546 - 11/29/16 02:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not me. Unless i could get guarenteed happiness(which is impossible for me at least) I would never do it. I would rob someone first.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: spirit_shadow]
#23878551 - 11/29/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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What if it was the prettiest clean penis you've ever seen and it's dipped in the most legit LSDz ever? Make it sparkle.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23878562 - 11/29/16 02:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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This thread is fucked.  Fuck you MM. This is a trap isn't it.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23878582 - 11/29/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: What if it was the prettiest clean penis you've ever seen and it's dipped in the most legit LSDz ever? Make it sparkle.
Nah, idk rather tranq the guy, scrape the lsd off his dick, put it in a tea then not think about where I got it.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Tmethyl]
#23878596 - 11/29/16 03:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm not gay for pay, if I love someone that dick is going to get sucked either way.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Asante]
#23878605 - 11/29/16 03:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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$100,000
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#23878614 - 11/29/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I wouldn't.  I have all I need and could want in this world, Who needs money? Love is all you need.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Tmethyl]
#23878621 - 11/29/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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No amount of money would be worth the trauma I would have to live with for the rest of my life.
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Tmethyl said: This thread is fucked.  Fuck you MM. This is a trap isn't it.
Well said.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Eminence]
#23878824 - 11/29/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You guys must not get enough(any) sex.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
#23878831 - 11/29/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't think all dicks are created equal. It depends on who's dick it is, and whether or not it has STD's, all that sort of stuff. Highly variable answer.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Sheekle]
#23878836 - 11/29/16 04:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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What would be your lowest price Sheekle? In exchange for your ideal dick of course.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#23878837 - 11/29/16 04:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: Cash money nothin funny Probly $800 here
Not just wouldn't, COULDN'T do it
Don't know Wat to say I'm a straight male, Wat can I do?
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: stzacrack] 1
#23878845 - 11/29/16 04:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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SUCK THAT DICK.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Oggy]
#23878847 - 11/29/16 04:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oggy said: You guys must not get enough(any) sex.
Sure I do, just ask ur mom
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#23878883 - 11/29/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
#23878902 - 11/29/16 04:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: Cash money nothin funny Probly $800 here
When did ModestMouse and Sheekle switch usernames?
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
#23878924 - 11/29/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: Cash money nothin funny Probly $800 here
You've already done this, haven't you?
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
#23878944 - 11/29/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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If the dude didnt cum in my mouth and didnt have any stds, id do it for 500.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
#23878953 - 11/29/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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U wot m8
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23878956 - 11/29/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: Cash money nothin funny Probly $800 here
Check your
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
#23878965 - 11/29/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's such a random number...
It's like you're trying to make sure you didn't low-ball yourself.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23878975 - 11/29/16 05:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: 20-25k 
Liar.
Are you saying if somebody offered you $5K you'd turn it down?
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Crystal G]
#23878981 - 11/29/16 05:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23878998 - 11/29/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: I don't think all dicks are created equal. It depends on who's dick it is, and whether or not it has STD's, all that sort of stuff. Highly variable answer.
Man your sexual situations are bizarre. I'm imagining you having the client pull down his pants, while you have a little clipboard and start checking a list as you inspect the cock from head to taint. Then you write out an estimate and the client accepts the offer or makes a counter bid.
I like sucking dick. I'd definitely pass on a few. So, either you get it no charge or no service.
OP I would charge $800 just so the entire transaction is a wash and nobody spends any money, it's probably not fair since he's not gay and I would ruin blow jobs for him for the rest of his life.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: koods]
#23879038 - 11/29/16 05:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Getting your dick sucked by a dude is no biggie, it's only gay if your balls touch, a finger gets slipped into your bum with the promise of tubed shaped objects being next in line for insertion, or if your cry out in an orgasmic whimper "I love you dude" upon climax.
Sheekle, ill see you at a gather bro.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Crystal G] 2
#23879040 - 11/29/16 05:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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XLCaps said: 20-25k 
Liar.
Are you saying if somebody offered you $5K you'd turn it down?
Just because you like sucking dick that doesn't mean I do. 5 grand is not enough to erase the memory of some hairy manbeast trying to gorilla fuck my skull and make me choke on his splooge.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879048 - 11/29/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You wouldnt turn down 5k cash promise you that
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: koods]
#23879052 - 11/29/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: I like sucking dick.
This thread has opened my mind to new horizons.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879056 - 11/29/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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The more you pay for a bj, the worse it will be. If the person sucking isn't unto it or doesn't know what they are doing, it will just end up with you trying to jerk off while the guy keeps getting his face in the way.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: koods]
#23879086 - 11/29/16 05:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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So you're saying my bj's are so classy they're not even worth it? I'm honoured.
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ModestMouse said: You wouldnt turn down 5k cash promise you that
Keep telling yourself that.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879105 - 11/29/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm saying that the blow job market is unlike other free markets where price is positively related to quality. BJs prices have an inverse relationship to quality.
The day you don't charge is the day you become a high quality fellater.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879121 - 11/29/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Would legitly attempt to rob a bank before this was an option. My mentality would be to kill myself if my life went so far downhill that sucking a dick seemed like the only solution.
Be the next John Dillinger or die trying.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: koods]
#23879124 - 11/29/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am learning so much.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Tmethyl]
#23879139 - 11/29/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Truly i dont think sexuality is black n white but im on the straight end of the spectrum and I could do work w 800 extra dollars right now so bam
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: koods]
#23879142 - 11/29/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Guess I'm just not cut out for sucking dick. 
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Kush_Zombie said: Would legitly attempt to rob a bank before this was an option. My mentality would be to kill myself if my life went so far downhill that sucking a dick seemed like the only solution.
Be the next John Dillinger or die trying.
But what if you could suck like, 2 dicks a year and live the cream? I mean dream. Or go gay for a year and be rich? Dick sucking could be highly profitable.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Kush_Zombie]
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Kush_Zombie said: Would legitly attempt to rob a bank before this was an option. My mentality would be to kill myself if my life went so far downhill that sucking a dick seemed like the only solution.
Be the next John Dillinger or die trying.
You could just have sex with lonely 30-45 years old women, no need to suck cock dude, get you a proper sugar mama.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Lucis]
#23879156 - 11/29/16 06:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fennario said: You could just have sex with lonely 30-45 years old women
I might do that for free.
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With questions like these, it's wise to consult ancient knowledge from the past. Ancient cultures have covered this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horus
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Horus was told by his mother, Isis, to protect the people of Egypt from Set, the god of the desert, who had killed Horus' father, Osiris. Horus had many battles with Set, not only to avenge his father, but to choose the rightful ruler of Egypt. In these battles, Horus came to be associated with Lower Egypt, and became its patron.
According to The Contendings of Horus and Seth, Set is depicted as trying to prove his dominance by seducing Horus and then having sexual intercourse with him. However, Horus places his hand between his thighs and catches Set's semen, then subsequently throws it in the river so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food. After Set had eaten the lettuce, they went to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listened to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answered from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listened to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answered from inside Set.
However, Set still refused to relent, and the other gods were getting tired from over eighty years of fighting and challenges. Horus and Set challenged each other to a boat race, where they each raced in a boat made of stone. Horus and Set agreed, and the race started. But Horus had an edge: his boat was made of wood painted to resemble stone, rather than true stone. Set's boat, being made of heavy stone, sank, but Horus' did not. Horus then won the race, and Set stepped down and officially gave Horus the throne of Egypt.[24] After the New Kingdom, Set was still considered lord of the desert and its oases.
Swallowing semen will only get you an empty desert in the end. But being a whore-us will get you the world.
The price tag for sucking a dick should be nothing less than the world itself. But remember, do not swallow if you want anything in life.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879168 - 11/29/16 06:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: Guess I'm just not cut out for sucking dick. 
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Kush_Zombie said: Would legitly attempt to rob a bank before this was an option. My mentality would be to kill myself if my life went so far downhill that sucking a dick seemed like the only solution.
Be the next John Dillinger or die trying.
But what if you could suck like, 2 dicks a year and live the cream? I mean dream. Or go gay for a year and be rich? Dick sucking could be highly profitable.
Not even if it was 1 dick a year. Growing mushrooms themselves is enough for me to live my dream probably the most dick-shaped thing that'll enter my mouth too.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: PatrickKn]
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I've caught thousands of fly balls in my life and nobody has ever called me an outfielder, but I suck one dick and all the sudden I'm a fag.
$200,000. $250,000 if I had to swallow.
Cuddling afterwards would be forbidden though.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879329 - 11/29/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: Guess I'm just not cut out for sucking dick. 
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Kush_Zombie said: Would legitly attempt to rob a bank before this was an option. My mentality would be to kill myself if my life went so far downhill that sucking a dick seemed like the only solution.
Be the next John Dillinger or die trying.
But what if you could suck like, 2 dicks a year and live the cream? I mean dream. Or go gay for a year and be rich? Dick sucking could be highly profitable.
Be rich for being gay for a year? How rich we talking? Millionaire probably not. Billionaire id take 10 cocks up the butt a day.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23879334 - 11/29/16 06:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Now theres someone willing to go the extra mile
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: xbloodwhipx]
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Be rich for being gay for a year? How rich we talking? Millionaire probably not. Billionaire id take 10 cocks up the butt a day.
Ten cocks up the butt a day, but how often is the question. I would think after several years of getting your shit pushed in, you might change your tune, could be wrong though.
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I'd imagine it would be a more high-pitched tune.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Lucis]
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Fennario said:
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Be rich for being gay for a year? How rich we talking? Millionaire probably not. Billionaire id take 10 cocks up the butt a day.
Ten cocks up the butt a day, but how often is the question. I would think after several years of getting your shit pushed in, you might change your tune, could be wrong though.
Well he said one year, so im good.
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Kush_Zombie said: I'd imagine it would be a more high-pitched tune.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23879392 - 11/29/16 07:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: Guess I'm just not cut out for sucking dick. 
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Kush_Zombie said: Would legitly attempt to rob a bank before this was an option. My mentality would be to kill myself if my life went so far downhill that sucking a dick seemed like the only solution.
Be the next John Dillinger or die trying.
But what if you could suck like, 2 dicks a year and live the cream? I mean dream. Or go gay for a year and be rich? Dick sucking could be highly profitable.
Be rich for being gay for a year? How rich we talking? Millionaire probably not. Billionaire id take 10 cocks up the butt a day.
Even at Crystal's proposal of 5k, a dick a day somes out to almost 2mil. If I kept my standards we're talking like 7.3-9.1mil for one year of dicks.
A dick a day keeps the tax man away.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879416 - 11/29/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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It doesn't keep the sex crimes units from hounding you though. Better film it and put it online to keep them off your tail too. But then the tax guys will want their cut. Hmmm...
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23879424 - 11/29/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Kush_Zombie said: Would legitly attempt to rob a bank before this was an option. My mentality would be to kill myself if my life went so far downhill that sucking a dick seemed like the only solution.
Be the next John Dillinger or die trying.
My feelings entirely. I'd have to be dead or unconscious for a dick to ever pass my lips, and if I wasn't, said dick would be bitten in twain.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: PatrickKn]
#23879434 - 11/29/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said: It doesn't keep the sex crimes units from hounding you though. Better film it and put it online to keep them off your tail too. But then the tax guys will want their cut. Hmmm...
Nah I live in Canada. I can suck dicks for money if I want to.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879513 - 11/29/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck all of you that refuse to throw a number out there.
As someone stated above, there's a right price for everything in this world.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: DustyBottoms]
#23879567 - 11/29/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lot of pussy ass niggas in here
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
#23879592 - 11/29/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: You wouldnt turn down 5k cash promise you that
I would
It would need to be much more than 5k
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: DustyBottoms]
#23879597 - 11/29/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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DustyBottoms said: Fuck all of you that refuse to throw a number out there.
As someone stated above, there's a right price for everything in this world.
Repeated something someone else said so it must be true.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
#23879601 - 11/29/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: You wouldnt turn down 5k cash promise you that
You can't promise something like that. That's pretty much just assuming that everyone else has as little money as you do.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Eminence] 1
#23879605 - 11/29/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Can't believe I'm still waiting on MM to make my Santa hat while he posts threads about properly priced dick sucking
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
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Probably 15,000$-20,000$
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23879625 - 11/29/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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10k, cash money up front. Assuming no herpes.
Which leads me to a question, how much would it cost for you to suck a dick with herpes on it, realizing that you would get it despite any precautions?
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: PatrickKn]
#23879631 - 11/29/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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50 million euros
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: PatrickKn]
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PatrickKn said: 10k, cash money up front. Assuming no herpes.
Which leads me to a question, how much would it cost for you to suck a dick with herpes on it, realizing that you would get it despite any precautions?
50 million sounds like a good number.
Im starting to think we are all a little ghey
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23879669 - 11/29/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said: Im starting to think we are all a little ghey
Yeah in fact the people posting high prices are the most likely ones to be immensely turned on by gayness.
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SARAtonin said: I have all I need and could want in this world, Who needs money? Love is all you need. 
I'll take all your money then.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Tmethyl]
#23879760 - 11/29/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said: Im starting to think we are all a little ghey
Yeah in fact the people posting high prices are the most likely ones to be immensely turned on by gayness. 
Yeah but high prices for STD infested dicks are understandable
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23879763 - 11/29/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Listen bitches stds aint part of the deal
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Tmethyl]
#23879769 - 11/29/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tmethyl said:
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xbloodwhipx said: Im starting to think we are all a little ghey
Yeah in fact the people posting high prices are the most likely ones to be immensely turned on by gayness. 
People like to say shit like that but it's still not true.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879797 - 11/29/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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XLCaps said:
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xbloodwhipx said: Im starting to think we are all a little ghey
Yeah in fact the people posting high prices are the most likely ones to be immensely turned on by gayness. 
People like to say shit like that but it's still not true. 
Right. Sure. I believe you.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879798 - 11/29/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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If I like someone enough I do it for free.
If we're talking about a dick that would not, under ordinary circumstances be one I'd that want in or around my mouth, then idk, I'd have to think. I'm not really the type to be into the whole currency for sex thing and I'd have to be really desperate or the price would have to be exorbitantly high - high enough to justify ad hock prostitution, like enough to pay for a REALLY nice vacation wherever I wanted.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Tmethyl]
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Tmethyl said:
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xbloodwhipx said: Im starting to think we are all a little ghey
Yeah in fact the people posting high prices are the most likely ones to be immensely turned on by gayness. 
That's not true. I wouldnt suck a dick for anything less than 100 grand.
Its called having self respect.
Just because you are gay doesnt mean we all are
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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You can't buy happiness with self-respect bruh.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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xbloodwhipx said: Im starting to think we are all a little ghey
Yeah in fact the people posting high prices are the most likely ones to be immensely turned on by gayness. 
That's not true. I wouldnt suck a dick for anything less than 100 grand.
Its called having self respect.
Just because you are gay doesnt mean we all are

You definitely want a dick in your mouth.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
#23881134 - 11/30/16 10:17 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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ModestMouse said: Cash money nothin funny Probly $800 here
so you're willing to give me $800 to suck my dick?
I'd have let you do it for $20 but since you're offering
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Tmethyl]
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xbloodwhipx said: Im starting to think we are all a little ghey
Yeah in fact the people posting high prices are the most likely ones to be immensely turned on by gayness. 
That's not true. I wouldnt suck a dick for anything less than 100 grand.
Its called having self respect.
Just because you are gay doesnt mean we all are

You definitely want a dick in your mouth.
Sounds like you havent had your poop dispenser packed nice and snug for awhile now.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Never actually.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Tmethyl]
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You're gay and havent had the ol brown bomber stuffed?
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Tmethyl]
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Free!
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