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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23879592 - 11/29/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ModestMouse said:
You wouldnt turn down 5k cash promise you that





I would

It would need to be much more than 5k


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #23879597 - 11/29/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

DustyBottoms said:
Fuck all of you that refuse to throw a number out there.

As someone stated above, there's a right price for everything in this world.



Repeated something someone else said so it must be true.


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InvisibleEminence
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23879601 - 11/29/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ModestMouse said:
You wouldnt turn down 5k cash promise you that




You can't promise something like that. That's pretty much just assuming that everyone else has as little money as you do.


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InvisibleKush_Zombie
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #23879605 - 11/29/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Can't believe I'm still waiting on MM to make my Santa hat while he posts threads about properly priced dick sucking


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Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker
BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box
PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek
Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.


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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23879621 - 11/29/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Probably 15,000$-20,000$


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23879625 - 11/29/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

10k, cash money up front. Assuming no herpes.

Which leads me to a question, how much would it cost for you to suck a dick with herpes on it, realizing that you would get it despite any precautions?


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23879631 - 11/29/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

50 million euros


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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23879651 - 11/29/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
10k, cash money up front. Assuming no herpes.

Which leads me to a question, how much would it cost for you to suck a dick with herpes on it, realizing that you would get it despite any precautions?



50 million sounds like a good number.

Im starting to think we are all a little ghey


Edited by xbloodwhipx (11/29/16 08:08 PM)


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23879669 - 11/29/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
Im starting to think we are all a little ghey



Yeah in fact the people posting high prices are the most likely ones to be immensely turned on by gayness. :lol:


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Offlineclock_of_omens
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
    #23879675 - 11/29/16 08:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

SARAtonin said:
I have all I need and could want in this world,
Who needs money?
Love is all you need. :wink:




I'll take all your money then.


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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23879760 - 11/29/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
Im starting to think we are all a little ghey



Yeah in fact the people posting high prices are the most likely ones to be immensely turned on by gayness. :lol:



Yeah but high prices for STD infested dicks are understandable :lol:


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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23879763 - 11/29/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Listen bitches stds aint part of the deal


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23879769 - 11/29/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
Im starting to think we are all a little ghey



Yeah in fact the people posting high prices are the most likely ones to be immensely turned on by gayness. :lol:



People like to say shit like that but it's still not true. :lol:


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23879797 - 11/29/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
Im starting to think we are all a little ghey



Yeah in fact the people posting high prices are the most likely ones to be immensely turned on by gayness. :lol:



People like to say shit like that but it's still not true. :lol:




Right.
Sure.
I believe you.

:manofapproval:


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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23879798 - 11/29/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

If I like someone enough I do it for free.

If we're talking about a dick that would not, under ordinary circumstances be one I'd that want in or around my mouth, then idk, I'd have to think. I'm not really the type to be into the whole currency for sex thing and I'd have to be really desperate or the price would have to be exorbitantly high - high enough to justify ad hock prostitution, like enough to pay for a REALLY nice vacation wherever I wanted.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23880882 - 11/30/16 07:59 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
Im starting to think we are all a little ghey



Yeah in fact the people posting high prices are the most likely ones to be immensely turned on by gayness. :lol:





That's not true. I wouldnt suck a dick for anything less than 100 grand.

Its called having self respect.

Just because you are gay doesnt mean we all are


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23880993 - 11/30/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You can't buy happiness with self-respect bruh.


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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23881121 - 11/30/16 10:11 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
Im starting to think we are all a little ghey



Yeah in fact the people posting high prices are the most likely ones to be immensely turned on by gayness. :lol:





That's not true. I wouldnt suck a dick for anything less than 100 grand.

Its called having self respect.

Just because you are gay doesnt mean we all are




:canthelpbutlaugh:

You definitely want a dick in your mouth.


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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23881134 - 11/30/16 10:17 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ModestMouse said:
Cash money nothin funny
Probly $800 here





so you're willing to give me $800 to suck my dick?

I'd have let you do it for $20 but since you're offering


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23881513 - 11/30/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
Im starting to think we are all a little ghey



Yeah in fact the people posting high prices are the most likely ones to be immensely turned on by gayness. :lol:





That's not true. I wouldnt suck a dick for anything less than 100 grand.

Its called having self respect.

Just because you are gay doesnt mean we all are




:canthelpbutlaugh:

You definitely want a dick in your mouth.






Sounds like you havent had your poop dispenser packed nice and snug for awhile now.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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