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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Tmethyl]
#23879139 - 11/29/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Truly i dont think sexuality is black n white but im on the straight end of the spectrum and I could do work w 800 extra dollars right now so bam
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: koods]
#23879142 - 11/29/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Guess I'm just not cut out for sucking dick. 
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Kush_Zombie said: Would legitly attempt to rob a bank before this was an option. My mentality would be to kill myself if my life went so far downhill that sucking a dick seemed like the only solution.
Be the next John Dillinger or die trying.
But what if you could suck like, 2 dicks a year and live the cream? I mean dream. Or go gay for a year and be rich? Dick sucking could be highly profitable.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23879147 - 11/29/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Kush_Zombie said: Would legitly attempt to rob a bank before this was an option. My mentality would be to kill myself if my life went so far downhill that sucking a dick seemed like the only solution.
Be the next John Dillinger or die trying.
You could just have sex with lonely 30-45 years old women, no need to suck cock dude, get you a proper sugar mama.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Lucis]
#23879156 - 11/29/16 06:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fennario said: You could just have sex with lonely 30-45 years old women
I might do that for free.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#23879165 - 11/29/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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With questions like these, it's wise to consult ancient knowledge from the past. Ancient cultures have covered this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horus
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Horus was told by his mother, Isis, to protect the people of Egypt from Set, the god of the desert, who had killed Horus' father, Osiris. Horus had many battles with Set, not only to avenge his father, but to choose the rightful ruler of Egypt. In these battles, Horus came to be associated with Lower Egypt, and became its patron.
According to The Contendings of Horus and Seth, Set is depicted as trying to prove his dominance by seducing Horus and then having sexual intercourse with him. However, Horus places his hand between his thighs and catches Set's semen, then subsequently throws it in the river so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food. After Set had eaten the lettuce, they went to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listened to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answered from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listened to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answered from inside Set.
However, Set still refused to relent, and the other gods were getting tired from over eighty years of fighting and challenges. Horus and Set challenged each other to a boat race, where they each raced in a boat made of stone. Horus and Set agreed, and the race started. But Horus had an edge: his boat was made of wood painted to resemble stone, rather than true stone. Set's boat, being made of heavy stone, sank, but Horus' did not. Horus then won the race, and Set stepped down and officially gave Horus the throne of Egypt.[24] After the New Kingdom, Set was still considered lord of the desert and its oases.
Swallowing semen will only get you an empty desert in the end. But being a whore-us will get you the world.
The price tag for sucking a dick should be nothing less than the world itself. But remember, do not swallow if you want anything in life.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879168 - 11/29/16 06:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: Guess I'm just not cut out for sucking dick. 
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Kush_Zombie said: Would legitly attempt to rob a bank before this was an option. My mentality would be to kill myself if my life went so far downhill that sucking a dick seemed like the only solution.
Be the next John Dillinger or die trying.
But what if you could suck like, 2 dicks a year and live the cream? I mean dream. Or go gay for a year and be rich? Dick sucking could be highly profitable.
Not even if it was 1 dick a year. Growing mushrooms themselves is enough for me to live my dream probably the most dick-shaped thing that'll enter my mouth too.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: PatrickKn] 1
#23879173 - 11/29/16 06:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Legendary
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: PatrickKn]
#23879207 - 11/29/16 06:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've caught thousands of fly balls in my life and nobody has ever called me an outfielder, but I suck one dick and all the sudden I'm a fag.
$200,000. $250,000 if I had to swallow.
Cuddling afterwards would be forbidden though.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879329 - 11/29/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: Guess I'm just not cut out for sucking dick. 
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Kush_Zombie said: Would legitly attempt to rob a bank before this was an option. My mentality would be to kill myself if my life went so far downhill that sucking a dick seemed like the only solution.
Be the next John Dillinger or die trying.
But what if you could suck like, 2 dicks a year and live the cream? I mean dream. Or go gay for a year and be rich? Dick sucking could be highly profitable.
Be rich for being gay for a year? How rich we talking? Millionaire probably not. Billionaire id take 10 cocks up the butt a day.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23879334 - 11/29/16 06:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Now theres someone willing to go the extra mile
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23879341 - 11/29/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said:
Be rich for being gay for a year? How rich we talking? Millionaire probably not. Billionaire id take 10 cocks up the butt a day.
Ten cocks up the butt a day, but how often is the question. I would think after several years of getting your shit pushed in, you might change your tune, could be wrong though.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Lucis] 3
#23879346 - 11/29/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd imagine it would be a more high-pitched tune.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Lucis]
#23879352 - 11/29/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fennario said:
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xbloodwhipx said:
Be rich for being gay for a year? How rich we talking? Millionaire probably not. Billionaire id take 10 cocks up the butt a day.
Ten cocks up the butt a day, but how often is the question. I would think after several years of getting your shit pushed in, you might change your tune, could be wrong though.
Well he said one year, so im good.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Kush_Zombie] 1
#23879356 - 11/29/16 06:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Kush_Zombie said: I'd imagine it would be a more high-pitched tune.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23879392 - 11/29/16 07:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said:
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XLCaps said: Guess I'm just not cut out for sucking dick. 
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Kush_Zombie said: Would legitly attempt to rob a bank before this was an option. My mentality would be to kill myself if my life went so far downhill that sucking a dick seemed like the only solution.
Be the next John Dillinger or die trying.
But what if you could suck like, 2 dicks a year and live the cream? I mean dream. Or go gay for a year and be rich? Dick sucking could be highly profitable.
Be rich for being gay for a year? How rich we talking? Millionaire probably not. Billionaire id take 10 cocks up the butt a day.
Even at Crystal's proposal of 5k, a dick a day somes out to almost 2mil. If I kept my standards we're talking like 7.3-9.1mil for one year of dicks.
A dick a day keeps the tax man away.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879416 - 11/29/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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It doesn't keep the sex crimes units from hounding you though. Better film it and put it online to keep them off your tail too. But then the tax guys will want their cut. Hmmm...
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23879424 - 11/29/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Kush_Zombie said: Would legitly attempt to rob a bank before this was an option. My mentality would be to kill myself if my life went so far downhill that sucking a dick seemed like the only solution.
Be the next John Dillinger or die trying.
My feelings entirely. I'd have to be dead or unconscious for a dick to ever pass my lips, and if I wasn't, said dick would be bitten in twain.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: PatrickKn]
#23879434 - 11/29/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said: It doesn't keep the sex crimes units from hounding you though. Better film it and put it online to keep them off your tail too. But then the tax guys will want their cut. Hmmm...
Nah I live in Canada. I can suck dicks for money if I want to.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879513 - 11/29/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck all of you that refuse to throw a number out there.
As someone stated above, there's a right price for everything in this world.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: DustyBottoms]
#23879567 - 11/29/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lot of pussy ass niggas in here
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