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OhMrJohnson
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Oggy]
#23878847 - 11/29/16 04:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oggy said: You guys must not get enough(any) sex.
Sure I do, just ask ur mom
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: OhMrJohnson] 1
#23878883 - 11/29/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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OhMrJohnson said: Sure I do, just ask ur mom
Hey, I don't judge. The old ones need some lovin' too.
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
#23878902 - 11/29/16 04:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: Cash money nothin funny Probly $800 here
When did ModestMouse and Sheekle switch usernames?
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MrBlueYoMind
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
#23878924 - 11/29/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: Cash money nothin funny Probly $800 here
You've already done this, haven't you?
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
#23878944 - 11/29/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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If the dude didnt cum in my mouth and didnt have any stds, id do it for 500.
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ModestMouse
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
#23878953 - 11/29/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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U wot m8
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23878956 - 11/29/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: Cash money nothin funny Probly $800 here
Check your
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MrBlueYoMind
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: ModestMouse]
#23878965 - 11/29/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's such a random number...
It's like you're trying to make sure you didn't low-ball yourself.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23878975 - 11/29/16 05:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: 20-25k 
Liar.
Are you saying if somebody offered you $5K you'd turn it down?
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MrBlueYoMind
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Crystal G]
#23878981 - 11/29/16 05:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23878998 - 11/29/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: I don't think all dicks are created equal. It depends on who's dick it is, and whether or not it has STD's, all that sort of stuff. Highly variable answer.
Man your sexual situations are bizarre. I'm imagining you having the client pull down his pants, while you have a little clipboard and start checking a list as you inspect the cock from head to taint. Then you write out an estimate and the client accepts the offer or makes a counter bid.
I like sucking dick. I'd definitely pass on a few. So, either you get it no charge or no service.
OP I would charge $800 just so the entire transaction is a wash and nobody spends any money, it's probably not fair since he's not gay and I would ruin blow jobs for him for the rest of his life.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: koods]
#23879038 - 11/29/16 05:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Getting your dick sucked by a dude is no biggie, it's only gay if your balls touch, a finger gets slipped into your bum with the promise of tubed shaped objects being next in line for insertion, or if your cry out in an orgasmic whimper "I love you dude" upon climax.
Sheekle, ill see you at a gather bro.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: Crystal G] 2
#23879040 - 11/29/16 05:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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XLCaps said: 20-25k 
Liar.
Are you saying if somebody offered you $5K you'd turn it down?
Just because you like sucking dick that doesn't mean I do. 5 grand is not enough to erase the memory of some hairy manbeast trying to gorilla fuck my skull and make me choke on his splooge.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879048 - 11/29/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You wouldnt turn down 5k cash promise you that
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: koods]
#23879052 - 11/29/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: I like sucking dick.
This thread has opened my mind to new horizons.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879056 - 11/29/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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The more you pay for a bj, the worse it will be. If the person sucking isn't unto it or doesn't know what they are doing, it will just end up with you trying to jerk off while the guy keeps getting his face in the way.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: koods]
#23879086 - 11/29/16 05:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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So you're saying my bj's are so classy they're not even worth it? I'm honoured.
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ModestMouse said: You wouldnt turn down 5k cash promise you that
Keep telling yourself that.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879105 - 11/29/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm saying that the blow job market is unlike other free markets where price is positively related to quality. BJs prices have an inverse relationship to quality.
The day you don't charge is the day you become a high quality fellater.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23879121 - 11/29/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Would legitly attempt to rob a bank before this was an option. My mentality would be to kill myself if my life went so far downhill that sucking a dick seemed like the only solution.
Be the next John Dillinger or die trying.
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Re: Min amount of money youd suck a dick for [Re: koods]
#23879124 - 11/29/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am learning so much.
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