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Lies your parents/guardians told you
    #23877902 - 11/29/16 10:45 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

When I was younger like 10 or so my mom mentioned how Chris Farley had died and when I asked her why she said it was from "being too fat". I then learned last year it was from a deathly speedball


I'm not sure why she lied about that.



What are some lies your parents told you?


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: Sheekle]
    #23877909 - 11/29/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

When I was 3 or 4 my mom told me that if you stayed in the tub or pool too long you'd turn into a mermaid and thats why you'd start getting pruney.

She insisted she never told me that.

But I still remember panicking to get out of the pool because my fingers were webby.


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23877941 - 11/29/16 11:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

About ten years ago when I turned 13, my parents were really against weed. Totally, absolutely Raegan war on drugs got them pretty good. You will die, ect, even though they knew damn well what was going to happen in the next 10-20 years with it becoming legal.

I was actually talking to my mom yesterday about weed, I told her if I was a state or two over, I could legally get it for my bad back. I told her 10 hour drive and I can go buy weed like a bag of chips. Shes a alcoholic, and doesn't understand that just because its legal, doesn't mean its okay. But if its illegal, for whatever reason DEA/Big pharma having control of the USA, then its not okay to use.


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: LSDollar]
    #23877966 - 11/29/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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mirraco said:

I was actually talking to my mom yesterday about weed, I told her if I was a state or two over, I could legally get it for my bad back. I told her 10 hour drive and I can go buy weed like a bag of chips. Shes a alcoholic, and doesn't understand that just because its legal, doesn't mean its okay. But if its illegal, for whatever reason DEA/Big pharma having control of the USA, then its not okay to use.




This is how most older people were trained to think. I've had to explain to my parents the amout of bad shit they just go and buy all the time and they are only just now getting that the government and doctors both are tools of capitalism and capitalism does not give a shit about you.
It almost feels cruel. To tell them their entire lives and the safety and security they had and believed in were lies.


My mom told me 1 joint was equal to 1000 cigarettes. Which true there is debate on its effects on the lungs... But 1000 is a bit much :lol:
And in her grandmother's time they said cigarettes were safe.


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23878031 - 11/29/16 11:44 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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And in her grandmother's time they said cigarettes were safe.



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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: ergoticmandala]
    #23878058 - 11/29/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Chris Farley didn't die from speedballs, he died because he did speedballs and drank alcohol. The same thing killed John belushi.


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23878100 - 11/29/16 12:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Most lies I have been told were anchored in religion, which I have been told I am evil for questioning their fables.

It's always interesting to see religious people say that god is grace and all that crap, then turn around and rip your head off for having a difference of opinion, no matter how peacefully you try to talk about such things, they always turn verbally abusive because of you questioning things they have built their life around.


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: Lucis]
    #23878113 - 11/29/16 12:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I was told that LSD would make me think I had become a glass of orange juice

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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #23878140 - 11/29/16 12:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

They told me they'd always love me. :sad:


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: SARAtonin]
    #23878155 - 11/29/16 12:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

"I'll always love you"


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: vandago]
    #23878303 - 11/29/16 01:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Don't start that shit.


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23878347 - 11/29/16 01:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My mom would have parties regularly with friends and family and she'd buy snacks and pop for mixer and whantnot. There were 5 kids and we would just drink to much pop if we could get away with it.
My mom began calling pop 'mix' and say we couldn't drink mix it was bad for us. It looked like coca cola but really it was mix and a completely different thing. I thought mix was a thing till I was 11.
Mom was a frugal liar


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: Sheekle]
    #23878450 - 11/29/16 02:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

,There's no adderal in your spaghetti son


When there clearly is



I was 9 or 10


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: SunnyD]
    #23878470 - 11/29/16 02:29 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Lie sheekles mom told me: "I'm on the pill"


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: koods]
    #23878477 - 11/29/16 02:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Looking back it's kinda fucked up my family slipped me De  methylated Methamphetamine(amphetamine) as a young kkid in my food or drinks cause I wouldn't take it

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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: SunnyD]
    #23878630 - 11/29/16 03:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Thankfully my mum always taught me to 'question everything'. Even her.


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: SunnyD] * 1
    #23878746 - 11/29/16 04:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Just Easter Bunny/Santa  Claus stuff.


Quote:

hostileuniverse said:
Chris Farley didn't die from speedballs, he died because he did speedballs and drank alcohol.
The same thing killed John belushi.



You really should fact check before you post more lies.:liar:

Chris Farley did die from speedballs, and his obesity probably contributed more than his drinking habit.
No alcohol was found in his system.
http://edition.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9801/02/farley.autopsy/
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CHICAGO (CNN) -- Comedian Chris Farley died accidentally from an overdose of cocaine and morphine, and his body showed
no traces of alcohol, the Cook County Medical Examiner announced Friday.



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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: vinsue]
    #23878819 - 11/29/16 04:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

That's what I meant. My mom lied to me as a child saying he died from being fat, then last year I learned on my own it was from a speedball.


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23878828 - 11/29/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Thankfully my mum always taught me to 'question everything'. Even her.




My mom loathes lies so shit got pretty real pretty often.
The truths of my childhood:
- you do what your parents told you "because I said so"
- if you try hard enough you can pretend things you don't like don't exist (*until it develops into crippling mental illness)
- life isn't fair

Feels like I might be missing a few :ohwell:

She did lie when she said that she'd punish us more for lying than for us admitting to what we did wrong. My dumbass took a while to figure out what she meant was IF she caught the lie it would be worse... Once I did I pretty much started lying about everything.


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23878848 - 11/29/16 04:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

And they told me the dog "went to live on a farm." when I was about 5 or 6? or I might have been in preschool... which I believed as much as it didn't make sense.

And then I heard them tell my little cousin about our old lab that passed away recently. About how we sent him to a farm too.

I think she saw the look on my face when my mom told me that and said "well it wasn't a lie, we had him cremated in _____ (rural farm county) and I'm sure some of his ashes are there."


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: Sheekle]
    #23878849 - 11/29/16 04:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

The Santa Claus thing (mom), my half sister (older) told me if I swallowed watermelon seeds or any seeds they would grow in my stomach, and also that swallowing chewing gum would wrap around my guts and kill me, LOL! I didn't swallow any of those until my teens, lol!


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23879041 - 11/29/16 05:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Oh I member seeing a huge wad of bloody tissues in my moms bathroom waste basket. She told me she cut her finger. I didn't know about vaginas then. Still don't really.


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: koods]
    #23879074 - 11/29/16 05:48 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I don't think women use tissues to mop up their period blood, I could be wrong


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: koods]
    #23879083 - 11/29/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I didn't know about vaginas then. Still don't really.




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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: Lucis]
    #23879109 - 11/29/16 06:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I wouldn't charge you for a BJ.


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: koods]
    #23879131 - 11/29/16 06:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Thanks for the offer, but I will respectfully decline.:lol:


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23879236 - 11/29/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I don't think women use tissues to mop up their period blood, I could be wrong




We use whatever we have handy. I used my shithead roommate's socks as a temporary pad once. He eventually learned that it's not real easy to piss me off but it's definitely not a good idea.

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The Santa Claus thing (mom), my half sister (older) told me if I swallowed watermelon seeds or any seeds they would grow in my stomach, and also that swallowing chewing gum would wrap around my guts and kill me, LOL! I didn't swallow any of those until my teens, lol!




Yeah I learned santa wasn't real because santa always visited with a deep red pocked face just like grandpa. Also eventually learned that grandpa's face was always red because he was an alcoholic.


The watermelon thing is actually true though. Well, enough to somewhat validate the fear anyway.


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23879483 - 11/29/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Nothing about a watermelon seed (or any seeds) growing (from swallowing) in the stomach, some other plants in the lungs though.:eek:


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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23879705 - 11/29/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Been a while since I watched that one. But it's also happened in peoples ear's and throats too.
Generally though you shouldn't be eating anything that has seeds that can survive in a dark hydrochloric acid filled environment.

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    #23879779 - 11/29/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

When I was maybe 6 my dad would tell me houses like ours get broken into and hurt all the time and that it could happen to us too at any time. I now react with ninja-like precision when things happen but it gave me nightmares at the time. One time my friends played a "trick on me" when I was on acid by pretending to steal chairs of mine. I reacted by wielding a giant serrated knife and luckily they told me at that point because I probably would've at least stabbed someone .


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