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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: Sheekle]
#23878849 - 11/29/16 04:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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The Santa Claus thing (mom), my half sister (older) told me if I swallowed watermelon seeds or any seeds they would grow in my stomach, and also that swallowing chewing gum would wrap around my guts and kill me, LOL! I didn't swallow any of those until my teens, lol!
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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23879041 - 11/29/16 05:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oh I member seeing a huge wad of bloody tissues in my moms bathroom waste basket. She told me she cut her finger. I didn't know about vaginas then. Still don't really.
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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: koods]
#23879074 - 11/29/16 05:48 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't think women use tissues to mop up their period blood, I could be wrong
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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: koods]
#23879083 - 11/29/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: I didn't know about vaginas then. Still don't really.
Are you gay...wait...don't answer that.
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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: Lucis]
#23879109 - 11/29/16 06:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I wouldn't charge you for a BJ.
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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: koods]
#23879131 - 11/29/16 06:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Thanks for the offer, but I will respectfully decline.
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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23879236 - 11/29/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: I don't think women use tissues to mop up their period blood, I could be wrong
We use whatever we have handy. I used my shithead roommate's socks as a temporary pad once. He eventually learned that it's not real easy to piss me off but it's definitely not a good idea.
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tyrannicalrex said: The Santa Claus thing (mom), my half sister (older) told me if I swallowed watermelon seeds or any seeds they would grow in my stomach, and also that swallowing chewing gum would wrap around my guts and kill me, LOL! I didn't swallow any of those until my teens, lol!
Yeah I learned santa wasn't real because santa always visited with a deep red pocked face just like grandpa. Also eventually learned that grandpa's face was always red because he was an alcoholic.
The watermelon thing is actually true though. Well, enough to somewhat validate the fear anyway.
You're welcome.
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Edited by CookieCrumbs (11/29/16 06:27 PM)
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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23879483 - 11/29/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nothing about a watermelon seed (or any seeds) growing (from swallowing) in the stomach, some other plants in the lungs though.
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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23879705 - 11/29/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Been a while since I watched that one. But it's also happened in peoples ear's and throats too. Generally though you shouldn't be eating anything that has seeds that can survive in a dark hydrochloric acid filled environment.
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Re: Lies your parents/guardians told you [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23879779 - 11/29/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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When I was maybe 6 my dad would tell me houses like ours get broken into and hurt all the time and that it could happen to us too at any time. I now react with ninja-like precision when things happen but it gave me nightmares at the time. One time my friends played a "trick on me" when I was on acid by pretending to steal chairs of mine. I reacted by wielding a giant serrated knife and luckily they told me at that point because I probably would've at least stabbed someone .
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