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InvisibleMidnight_Toker
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Re: "The Worst Gift" [Re: lavod]
    #23878164 - 11/29/16 12:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
Lump of coal. I got this joke lump of coal years and years and years ago as a gift. It came with something else but yeah. It's kinda cool, it has this little lump of coal in a nice little baggy and a lil' book to read about it. I love the damn thing, I've kept it for almost 10 years, just waiting for the day I (sadly) pass it on to the next jackass.



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lavod said:
Give them a fart: http://sendajart.com/



I like both of these a lot :lol:


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Invisiblelavod
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Re: "The Worst Gift" [Re: Midnight_Toker] * 1
    #23878237 - 11/29/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

How about a lump ov coal in a jart?  That way, when they go to extract the coal from the jar they get hit with the fart scent.


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Re: "The Worst Gift" [Re: lavod]
    #23878627 - 11/29/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

A used car tyre with a nail in it.  Make the bastards carry it off. Failing that, a big, heavy rock.


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Re: "The Worst Gift" [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23878748 - 11/29/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Subscription to some obscure porn website, but obviously whomever received the gift would be embarrassed in front of the rest of the family haha.

a Durian fruit, a 9 dollar pair of pants from Walmart that look stupid, a Bill Engvall/Larry the Cable Guy/Jeff Foxworthy poster, a cheap helmet (would be hilarious to give to a grown man)


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Re: "The Worst Gift" [Re: TranceInTheForest]
    #23878803 - 11/29/16 04:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

A supporter account for the Shroomery (providing they're NOT already a member).


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: "The Worst Gift" [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23879183 - 11/29/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

What is the spot price for coal? $40 per short ton?

60 cubic feet of coal would be hilarious, though extremely messy and difficult to transport.


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