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Flat Earth for christ 5
#23876870 - 11/28/16 11:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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So I started seeing these posts from this group in my Facebook feed. No idea how I got added to the group but I do not get the amount of laughter and joy from anything on Facebook as I do from this. I will start cataloging them here.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
#23876885 - 11/28/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Another post was asking so if gravity doesn't exist what keeps our feet on the ground?
250 posts of the Craziest shit I've ever seen. 
I honestly can't read it for too long at a time my head would literally implode.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
#23876887 - 11/28/16 11:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck, my best friend is a flat-earther. He literally every day tries to convince me that the earth is flat and everything in our world is a lie. I'm pretty sure he's going to go loose his shit pretty soon from all the conspiracy stuff he has fallen so deeply into. He tries to get me to watch 1 hour+ long videos on the subject that I just don't have the time to watch. My other best friend threatened to punch him out one time when he started trying to tell him that the earth is flat.
I may start to follow that page for shits and giggles.
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The whole conspiracy stuff makes no sense to me. What do scientists have to gain by lying about the world being round?
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Crystal G]
#23876904 - 11/28/16 11:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Apparently it is a plot by the New World Order to enslave all of humanity. Supposedly if we found out that the Earth is actually flat we'd all loose our shit, rebel against the Illuminati and try to escape from the 'dome'.
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Fuck, my best friend is a flat-earther. He literally every day tries to convince me that the earth is flat and everything in our world is a lie. I'm pretty sure he's going to go loose his shit pretty soon from all the conspiracy stuff he has fallen so deeply into. He tries to get me to watch 1 hour+ long videos on the subject that I just don't have the time to watch. My other best friend threatened to punch him out one time when he started trying to tell him that the earth is flat.
I may start to follow that page for shits and giggles.
yeah, that's hilarious. it's like a new breed, i've seen it too. it's funny as fuck. i like it. maybe these people will be the new explorers of the world. they should go cave exploring.
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Fuck, my best friend is a flat-earther. He literally every day tries to convince me that the earth is flat and everything in our world is a lie. I'm pretty sure he's going to go loose his shit pretty soon from all the conspiracy stuff he has fallen so deeply into. He tries to get me to watch 1 hour+ long videos on the subject that I just don't have the time to watch. My other best friend threatened to punch him out one time when he started trying to tell him that the earth is flat.
I may start to follow that page for shits and giggles.
It's invite only. Or maybe you can apply I dunno. Found out this girly I know added me to it as I posted I dunno how but this is great.
She was like dude someone invited me and I had to share this shit. 

Apparently these stars are actually angels or some shit. 
I can't even troll really what could I possibly say this outlandish.
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I want to see a flat earthers picture of the world 
What is supposed to be at the bottom? It it just like a giant plate/ cube?
It just seems so illogical/ retarded for so many reasons 
It is sad with the amount of stuff that actually gets covered up people focus on crap like this.
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They even have memes.
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musiclover420 said: I want to see a flat earthers picture of the world 
What is supposed to be at the bottom? It it just like a giant plate/ cube?
It just seems so illogical/ retarded for so many reasons 
It is sad with the amount of stuff that actually gets covered up people focus on crap like this.
I saw one picture it basically was a flat map with the sun and moon orbiting over it? I think? I don't fucking know.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Crystal G] 2
#23876927 - 11/29/16 12:12 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: The whole conspiracy stuff makes no sense to me. What do scientists have to gain by lying about the world being round?
I'm afraid that instead of expanding knowledge, for the most part the internet is just making people stupider.
Somehow, there is a subtheory with the flat earth theory that mountains are actually stumps of giant trees that used to grow on earth. It's amazing how dumb people are. You can see the curvature of the earth from an airplane at 35,000 ft.
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I wrote an argumentative essay on this once. Thanks for the laughs.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: koods]
#23876941 - 11/29/16 12:18 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ya I can't even say anything. The airplane one is a good example. It would literally just make me dumber in the process. I'm definitely just going to keep it for the Luls.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#23876961 - 11/29/16 12:32 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I wouldn't call myself a flat-earther but there is some weird things afoot. For example, did you know there are only two images released of the earth in its entirety? All the rest are all composite images of one or more pictures or they are cgi-rendered.
The first one was taken on the apollo mission to the moon, and on the moon. The second was just recently released from a satellite in-between Earth and the Sun (DSCVR i think). Both are the exact same side of the earth and when you look at both images you begin to realize that theres no way they couldve taken that one from the moon. It's just not far enough away from the earth.
The next weird thing for me is why did the U.N. come together and make Antartica off limits right after the moon-landing?
Then there's all this weird stuff with flight paths. If you took a plane from Alaska to Austrailia, you wouldn't go South-west over the Indiana ocean... the most obvious direct path. No, they fly east over the united states and make transfers between here and Australia.
I was doing this tile job for a retired commercial air plane pilot who believed the earth was flat. We all laughed and joked about it. Years later here I am rethinking everything.
Also, if the world found out that we in-fact could not make it beyond the atmosphere or "firmament" then it would put a lot of things into question. It would be the closest possible proof of God because we wouldn't be able to explain it and it would obviously mean this is all one big simulation or their is a higher-power in play.
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Interesting. Stuff like this always makes me think of this always sunny clip. Mac explaining evolution. I remember watching it and just thinking huh. Valid points.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
#23876974 - 11/29/16 12:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Then there's all this weird stuff with flight paths. If you took a plane from Alaska to Austrailia, you wouldn't go South-west over the Indiana ocean... the most obvious direct path. No, they fly east over the united states and make transfers between here and Australia.
I'm not sure what you're talking about. How are you getting that the Indian Ocean is between Australia and Alaska?
Flight paths can get pretty weird, but these flights end up confirming the world is a globe not debunking it. The direct flight between New York and Singapore flies almost directly over the North Pole, for example.
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PartoftheSource said: I wouldn't call myself a flat-earther but there is some weird things afoot. For example, did you know there are only two images released of the earth in its entirety? All the rest are all composite images of one or more pictures or they are cgi-rendered.
Huh? Are you saying that these images and video are CGI and not really of the earth?
https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/thumbnails/image/14648179676_db2001e0fa_o.jpg http://www.universetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/SED_wall_1920x1200.jpg
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Then there's all this weird stuff with flight paths. If you took a plane from Alaska to Austrailia, you wouldn't go South-west over the Indiana ocean... the most obvious direct path. No, they fly east over the united states and make transfers between here and Australia.
Did you mean the Pacific Ocean, not the Indian Ocean?
The flight transfers have everything to do with business and money, and nothing to do with space. Not many people fly directly from Alaska all the way to Australia. So instead they make transfers to more crowded metropolitan areas like LA or NYC instead, which then take a direct flight to Australia.
I took a plane from California to Australia, and it was only one-way.
Seriously, just look up the American Airlines route from LAX or SFO to Sydney and this is what you find:
You really have to be careful about believing anything that is written on those conspiracy theory sites. A lot of the information on there is bogus if you actually bother to fact-check anything.
Just now I was watching a video that claimed that Obama's children are not his, they are borrowed children from Satan worshippers. And one bit of evidence purported in the video was that Obama does not have baby or little kid pictures with Sasha and Malia because they do not exist.
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PartoftheSource said: I wouldn't call myself a flat-earther but there is some weird things afoot. For example, did you know there are only two images released of the earth in its entirety? All the rest are all composite images of one or more pictures or they are cgi-rendered.
The first one was taken on the apollo mission to the moon, and on the moon. The second was just recently released from a satellite in-between Earth and the Sun (DSCVR i think). Both are the exact same side of the earth and when you look at both images you begin to realize that theres no way they couldve taken that one from the moon. It's just not far enough away from the earth.
We don't spend hundreds of millions of dollars to design spacecraft simply to get as far as necessary and be in the right position to take a picture of the earth with the entire sunlit side is visible. There is only one position where that is possible - from elsewhere less than the entire disk will be visible. Additionally, you have to get pretty fucking far away from the earth to get a picture of the entire planet - even then you really never see the one whole half. The only times humans have been far enough away to get a good pic is during trip to the moon and I'm pretty sure none of them had the entire sunlight side visible. So, if you want a pic of the earth, you use satellites or people who are wayyy too close to see the entire thing. That's why you have to make composites.
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The next weird thing for me is why did the U.N. come together and make Antartica off limits right after the moon-landing?
Not true.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: koods] 1
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For flight patterns you also have to factor in how many people are actually going from Alaska to Australia. Not many.
So you'd go east until you file people into different airports for different flights to maximize efficiency in getting people generally where they want to go. Sure it'd make more sense for maybe China and Russia.
I'm from Alaska it takes about 3 transfers to get to the east coast. Seattle is always first stop. Than you filter from major airport to major airport until your one ticket gets you where you need to go.
Well I'm glad us 3 said basically the same thing.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
#23876997 - 11/29/16 01:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Alaska used to have much busier airports. Before 747s, planes did not have the range to get from the the lower 48 to Eastern Asia. They would have to stop in anchorage to refuel.
When I flew from LA to Tokyo, we flew directly over san Fransciso. You wouldn't do that if the earth was flat.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: koods]
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Ya basically anywhere you're going you go to Seattle. Than wherever from there. When I went to Florida it was Alaska Seattle Detroit Florida. Vegas was Seattle Salt Lake. And we broke into smaller groups as we went.
I can imagine. Anchorage just really isn't that big of a port anymore. It would cost more to anchor a flight up there than to just get the people connected to much bigger airports like lax and NY.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
#23877009 - 11/29/16 01:22 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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What I mean is in the early days if you flew from LA to Tokyo, they would stop to refuel in Anchorage. (Again, if the earth was flat, that would be ridiculous. But it's not, and LA to Tokyo still flies very close to Alaska they just don't stop there anymore)
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: koods]
#23877033 - 11/29/16 01:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ya I get what you mean. As it would make more sense to just fly from Anchorage.
Hell the Japanese took unalaska in ww2.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
#23877047 - 11/29/16 01:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Crystal G]
#23877080 - 11/29/16 02:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Just now I was watching a video that claimed that Obama's children are not his, they are borrowed children from Satan worshippers. And one bit of evidence purported in the video was that Obama does not have baby or little kid pictures with Sasha and Malia because they do not exist.
And yet, a quick preliminary search and I was easily able to find the following:

there is even Satanic Pizzagate music, look.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
#23877082 - 11/29/16 02:17 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why are the conspiracies so stupid this year? Pizzagate and flat earth. I do like when they call people who don't believe "globe heads" though. I almost miss the days of Michelle Obama being a tranny conspiracy being the craziest.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: my3rdeye] 3
#23877085 - 11/29/16 02:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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The president elect tweets Alex jones conspiracy theories. We live in an idiocracy.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: my3rdeye]
#23877087 - 11/29/16 02:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ever look at a map of the earth?
***that shit is FLAT
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: koods]
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koods said: The president elect tweets Alex jones conspiracy theories. We live in an idiocracy.
The Vice President wannabe just blamed guns for a guy running people over with his car
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I stopped believing shit you say a long time ago. Not saying you're always bullshitting, just one should assume you are bullshitting until proven otherwise.
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Cmon guys can we handle one crazy thing at a time. A couple more and this thread will likely implode creating a wormhole of crazy.
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Just because somebodies perception of reality is not that of what you would normally think does not mean that any of what they are saying is false. For all you know the truth about our world at this point of time is very much different than what we have all thought in the past. I don't believe the earth is flat, I mean, look at the round sun, it is only probable that it is a circle/sphere...
Perception can be difficult for some people though, lets just say that when you look within your consciousness and dwell you can become information. Within yourself you can create an idea which makes sense so much that it is the only reality that you are living in. The idea of a flat earth doesn't matter, because who cares? \\
Everything out there is not needed, so it doesn't matter if someone elses beliefs are different from yours because in the end, everyone is going to realize that the ideas and inspiration behind all your talents is more in line with ALIENS!!!!
lol, I am just gonna say aliens whenever I get to a point where I could give the world important information, because it is easier that way. I try to project understanding through my words on the internet, but I am aware of perception on the other end of the computer. You read and understand only as much as THE ALIENS allow you to understand.
So I am just gonna start saying ALIENS al lalllala over the place
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He doesn't want to say it's aliens, but it's aliens.
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Dude aren't you the one who's been like twacked the fuck out crazy for like 2 weeks now. And at one point you were God?
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For a while youtube was pushing flat earth videos on me hard. I have no idea what I did to warrant this, but I eventually watched a couple and I was really surprised to find out this was actually a thing. I had heard about this as a kid, but my whole life I assumed it was a science joke like people against di-hydrogen monoxide.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
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Google Christ be with him.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
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Don't forget the picture of the 'pale blue dot' its a picture of earth from far away Sagan kinda comissioned
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
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Google Christ be with him.
He's not welcome in Valhalla, Wodan abhors weakness and people with messiah complexes

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Great book. I always knew I could have painted it better.Quote:
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Google Christ be with him.
He's not welcome in Valhalla, Wodan abhors weakness and people with messiah complexes

Google Christ accepts all that believe he got trolled to death for our online sins. So that we could have forgiveness for our trollings.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
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Google christ has an inadequate penile length, lacks girth and virility
Of course he would accept someone of a flaccid constitution
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
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Actually, I have been saying it for over 3 years, maybe you missed something
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Ya maybe I just started blocking you out but it's been especially crazy as of late. My mistake.
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All he had to do was ask for a hit.
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Flat earth theory is some extremely far thought ideas and explanations for people unable to understand that Up and Down are only relative to orientation.
I dunno. We have some exceptionally intelligent idiots with nothing to apply themselves to and shit like this comes up.
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As someone who has looked into this... For any flat earthers. There's shit our government lies to us about yeah. But....
If the earth is flat and we live in a little fucking bubble or some shit. Why has our government been working on space to atmosphere planes for the past 20-30 years? Seems like a waste of money. A real big waste of money considering what the black budget is...
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Lucis]
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I'm so confused. Good thing I pray every morning to Google Christ. Hopefully I can someday go to the big Google in the sky.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Lucis]
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The truman show is 99% real and the matrix is about 95% real. it's time to wake up people!
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Mescalean]
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Mescalean said: As someone who has looked into this... For any flat earthers. There's shit our government lies to us about yeah. But....
If the earth is flat and we live in a little fucking bubble or some shit. Why has our government been working on space to atmosphere planes for the past 20-30 years? Seems like a waste of money. A real big waste of money considering what the black budget is...
According to my friend, the Illuminati makes trillions off convincing humanity that we live on a spinning ball. Spending billions airplanes is nothing to them. It's called making a profit. Same goes with SpaceX and all the "satellites" they launch. (But where do those rockets go if outer space isn't real?) I guess they just crash into the 'dome' and fall in pieces into the ocean or something.
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If the earth is flat and we live in a little fucking bubble or some shit. Why has our government been working on space to atmosphere planes for the past 20-30 years? Seems like a waste of money. A real big waste of money considering what the black budget is...
According to my friend, the Illuminati makes trillions off convincing humanity that we live on a spinning ball. Spending billions airplanes is nothing to them. It's called making a profit. Same goes with SpaceX and all the "satellites" they launch. (But where do those rockets go if outer space isn't real?) I guess they just crash into the 'dome' and fall in pieces into the ocean or something.
Bro you didnt hear? Antarctica is a giant ice wall 
I'm all for investigating sketchy/shady shit, but theres a fine line. Flat earth is on the far far far other side of that line. All celebrities are programmed clones too bro. EMINEM DIED IN 2008 BRRRUUUUUHHHH
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how does one make trillions off of the people believing the earth is round and not flat? They stand to make more having a select few in society who believes this shit and having them "donate" for lobbying and research and shit.
I actually first learned about this theory from my brother's friend who is rather convinced of it. He's an okay guy but he is seriously one of the stupidest kids I have ever met.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Mescalean]
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No not Eminem!
Apparently biggie and Tupac been kicking it on an island with Michael Jackson. Been saving my money for the back from the dead tour.
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I actually first learned about this theory from my brother's friend who is rather convinced of it. He's an okay guy but he is seriously one of the stupidest kids I have ever met.
I don't get it. I've been sharing the funniest things I find. The girl that roped me into this got permanently blocked from it. Fucking with them.
Dude I can't even. I had to invite you to this group. I got roped in as well.
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Bro you didnt hear? Antarctica is a giant ice wall 
I'm all for investigating sketchy/shady shit, but theres a fine line. Flat earth is on the far far far other side of that line. All celebrities are programmed clones too bro. EMINEM DIED IN 2008 BRRRUUUUUHHHH
I heard that too. Buy why not climb the wall or fly an airplane over it? Apparently it's only like 200ft tall.
Also Miley Cyrus was murdered and replaced by a look alike. She got tired of underage sex orgies so they killed her and replaced her with someone more willing.
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CookieCrumbs said: how does one make trillions off of the people believing the earth is round and not flat? They stand to make more having a select few in society who believes this shit and having them "donate" for lobbying and research and shit.
I actually first learned about this theory from my brother's friend who is rather convinced of it. He's an okay guy but he is seriously one of the stupidest kids I have ever met.
That's something I never got a clear answer on. I'd imagine it would have something to do with Discovery Channel shows, Hollywood movies and ratings and whatnot. There is also the money NASA is given for sitting around all day writing "science-fiction".
I wish I was more educated so I'd have better questions and comebacks for this guy.
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I'd tongue punch miley's fart box (current adult miley), part of me is ashamed of that statement part of me isn't.
As someone who was taught to question shit, please ask your friend this question canadian jesus
"what if flat earth is a psy-op to distract from REAL conspiracies and scandals" guarantee he wont know what hit him. have had this convo with people. CIA does psy-ops alllll the fucking time sometimes just to find out how dumbed down they have us. I fully believe that the flat earth thing is possibly one of these social experiments of theirs and they are loling
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: koods]
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I'm afraid that instead of expanding knowledge, for the most part the internet is just making people stupider.
Somehow, there is a subtheory with the flat earth theory that mountains are actually stumps of giant trees that used to grow on earth. It's amazing how dumb people are. You can see the curvature of the earth from an airplane at 35,000 ft.
Not only can you see the curvature of the earth from that height, but your flight path compared to flight time also confirms the curvature of the earth.
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Humanity is far too incompetent for any of these secret societies behind all the crazy conspiracy stuff to actually function as intended.
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So when my buddy came by to smoke a bowl I asked him what if the Flat Earth conspiracy is just a psy op to distract everybody from actual conspiracies.
He told me that the Psy Op is the Psy Op. He said that the Controlled Opposition is doing everything it can to divert attention away from the truth. They are going on online message boards spreading pseudo facts and false science and deliberately ridiculing the Flat Earth Society in an attempt to make all of us think it is just some stupid conspiracy so that we group it with stuff like Reptilians and the Hollow Earth.
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Nice try counterpsyop
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Wow. I'm really surprised people are this fucking crazy 
I've dealt with all sorts of crazy but this just seems insane. So it's a conspiracy theory debunking conspiracy theories on top of conspiracy theory. Oh my lol. These people do need Jesus.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
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Jesus is in heaven, which is actually just the surface of the dome that covers earth and where they hang the moon and sun light bulbs and where the stars are painted on in that glow in the dark paint.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
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My thoughts exactly.
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Enjoywho said: I'm really surprised people are this fucking crazy 
Not me, I have seen some thangs ya heard.
The main reason I think it's important to not invest to much time into conspiracy theories, is because it takes time away from you bettering yourself, and helping those around you. Most people have someone that loves them, maybe a parent, significant other, pet, etc, spend your time with them, forming happy memories, not sitting in a basement with a tinfoil hat on worried about the reptilian agenda.
Life is to precious to live in fear. I think if you choose to research such things, do so from the proper mindset. Drugs are good, but to much of them can be bad, same thing can be said for conspiracy theories. Some have been proven true, some not so much, but don't fixate on one of them so much so you alienate yourself from others.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Lucis]
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Wait wait wait wait, so let me get this straight...
Dude was a pilot and never thought to venture for himself to see? Or has he attempted such missions?
I mean, he could have flown over Antarctica to check for himself.
Or alternatively, he could have kept flying west to see if he eventually made it back to his same spot of origin.
Or does he think that the earth is flat and half the earth is one side, and the other half is on the other side?
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Crystal G]
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According to the flat earthers, you can travel a 'straight' line either East or West and still come back to your point of origin. This is supposedly where the term circumnavigation of the Earth came from. According to this map, getting from Australia to anywhere is one HELL of a distance if you're crossing an ocean. Easiest to just fly over the north pole.
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So, according to flat earthers, what is on the other side? What happens when you cross Antarctica?
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That looks a lot like the symbol for the UN, who made Antartica off limits:

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That's a type of map. Don't know the name. And Antarctica isn't off limits.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: koods]
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That map is also incredibly disproportionate
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: TNK]
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No, it's exactly right. A globe is disproportionate - it's not easy to ygt a flat surface on a sphere. The only reason they made globes is because they are easy to roll around, and now all these sheeple believe that's what the earth is really like.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Crystal G]
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My buddy also has an answer to that one. Apparently there are possibly other 'puddles' and even other suns going around other flat earths. Above the dome(s) is where the gods are.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Crystal G]
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Well the only people that have done it are researchers and scientists so I'm sure they're in on the conspiracy.
Reality is it's expensive and dangerous as all fuck due to the conditions and inability to land for refueling. In order for commercial or even sightseeing trips across the continent you have to have a specially designed plane that can carry relatively few passengers (which severely limits potential income.) and the risk to damage is exceptionally high even with a plane designed for such a trip. Risk of a total crash is also very high. And it would be very likely any survivors would not survive for long and, even if they were lucky enough to get a solid mayday out, their nearest possible rescue would be at least 12-16 hours out,, and that's likely to be delayed for days. Basically they'd probably definitely die. And there would. Be absolutely nothing on the plane worth salvaging. Just recovering the black box would cost quite a bit. Quite simply, it isn't worth it with our current technology.
It really does amaze me how these people can understand and even invent such in depth and even advanced theories... But can't understand logistics and economics.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: koods]
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Is it called the North Pole arctic map? Or the arctic map?
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Crystal G]
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No the South Pole surrounds the entire flat earth and is a wall to keep everyone in.
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PartoftheSource said: That looks a lot like the symbol for the UN, who made Antartica off limits:

hmmmmm
Makes sense that the UN would choose that map, this way all continents that are actively involved are featured on the map. And with the North Pole in the center, it doesn't seem like one region is taking precedence or significance over another region or area.
Wouldn't this be a more sensible explanation than evidence of some conspiracy?
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No it's real and the earth is held in place by huge leaves.
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So we are the center of an olive tree, eh?
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hmmmmm
Makes sense that the UN would choose that map, this way all continents that are actively involved are featured on the map. And with the North Pole in the center, it doesn't seem like one region is taking precedence or significance over another region or area.
Wouldn't this be a more sensible explanation than evidence of some conspiracy?

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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
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Okay, so why has there only been two real images of earth released pictured in it's entirety?
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/nasa-releases-first-picture-of-the-whole-earth-taken-in-43-years-10403944.html
The first one supposedly taken from the moon is impossible because it's not far enough away from the earth. All three astronauts on the moon mission claimed to have taken it. weird. And why are both pictures by chance the same side of the earth. It's also a weird coincidence that through the phenomenon of "tidal locking" that we only ever see one side of the moon.
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This is supposedly the first picture of the Earth that was taken from the moon, it's a large picture so I'm just going to link it: https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/images/153534main_image_feature_623_ys_full.jpg
Technically I suppose the earth is not in entirety because of the lighting and shadows, but the astronauts weren't lying when they said they took those photos.
All of this koods already explained earlier
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We don't spend hundreds of millions of dollars to design spacecraft simply to get as far as necessary and be in the right position to take a picture of the earth with the entire sunlit side is visible. There is only one position where that is possible - from elsewhere less than the entire disk will be visible. Additionally, you have to get pretty fucking far away from the earth to get a picture of the entire planet - even then you really never see the one whole half. The only times humans have been far enough away to get a good pic is during trip to the moon and I'm pretty sure none of them had the entire sunlight side visible. So, if you want a pic of the earth, you use satellites or people who are wayyy too close to see the entire thing. That's why you have to make composites.
How do you know it's the same side of the moon that you're seeing? Can you actually tell that one side looks different from the other side?
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One side always faces the earth, but we've had space craft on the opposite side and we have pictures,
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That dark side of the moon looks awfully bright in that picture.
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Wow, I actually had no idea about the moon thing. I always assumed that since both the moon and the earth rotate, it is therefore logical to assume that you eventually see all sides of the moon at different periods of time.

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Crystal G said: Wow, I actually had no idea about the moon thing. I always assumed that since both the moon and the earth rotate, it is therefore logical to assume that you eventually see all sides of the moon at different periods of time.

Ya, it would seem that way but through a phenomenon it is not. Just like it would seem since we don't spend shit-tons of money on space-craft to position them just right that we wouldn't have a picture of the dark side of the moon so beautifully bright with no real color/light saturation. But it isn't so.
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It's not the dark side of the moon. It's the far side of the moon. It's only dark when there's a full moon on earth. Two weeks later, when the earth side is completely unlit, the far side is in full sun.
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It's not the dark side of the moon. It's the far side of the moon. It's only dark when there's a full moon on earth. Two weeks later, when the earth side is completely unlit, the far side is in full sun.
Theory. What if the moon's weigh is distributed unevenly? Like it's twice as heavy on one side than the other. Well wouldn't the denser side always be facing earth due to the gravitational pull off its huge mass compared to the light fluffy side of the moon?
Also the heavier side (closest side) would pull in more space debris compared to the lighter side, that's why theres nothing but massive craters on the side of the moon we can see.
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Don't speak in tongues little Missy.
They banned me and I never said anything. I did bag on them a lot. Maybe they picked up those vibes. Bummer.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
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They banned me and I never said anything. I did bag on them a lot. Maybe they picked up those vibes. Bummer.
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They banned me and I never said anything. I did bag on them a lot. Maybe they picked up those vibes. Bummer.
I don't think you realize how big I am, shroomer.org would not shut me down, that is bad for business!!!
oh boy
Bad for bananas. Gotcha.
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Google Christ is my Lord and savior. Haha
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I have a flat earther friend too it sucks  Every time we end up talking about it, gravity or outer space he ends up almost screaming I can't even talk about it with him or I'll punch him
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At the Symbiosis Gathering/festival this year they had a flat earth "discussion panel", it was all mostly a parody/joke but a few people took it rather seriously .
I was meaning to check it out while I was at the festival just to see what it was all about, knowing it was supposed to be more of a joke, but I ended off somewhere else...there's a video of it though.
The whole thing was silly, random & outta control in a typical fried fashion...things get a little rambunctious, tortillas flying through the air @ 48:20 , off the wall & friiiiied .
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I didn't even know this was a thing. I'm fine with religion I have my own faith. But this was the silliest shit I've ever seen.
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Don't mix the Illuminati up in this. This is a whole other dimension of stupidity from the reptilian conspiracy theory, and even that is preposterous and is in fact a psy-op to discredit those of us who believe in the Illuminati. It's obvious to me that the "New Order of the Ages" referred to on the Great Seal of the US is a real plan for global domination. It was conceived by the Bavarian Illuminati and went underground when Germany outlawed them. Unlike most people who believe this is real, I'm on the same side as the NWO. I want the civilized world to have control over the uncivilized world, I want security, I want to achieve the goal of a generational starship that truly liberates humanity from the oppression that realistically will always be part of this world.
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Jesus Christ. Imagine if you used your brain to solve real problems instead of the completely convoluted pretzel like conspiracies you believe in.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: koods]
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The world is disturbing enough as it is with the known facts lol. There are good conspiracies and outlandish conspiracies.... flat-earth is in the latter. My opinion, anyways.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
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I don't get it...?
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I don't get it...?
She/he is referring to google as Google Christ, not saying to google "Christ is my Lord and savior".
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I had a hilarious Jesus moment recently.
I went into my local bookstore to find The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins. After walking around the store for awhile and unable to locate it, I finally went up to the cashier and asked which section I could find the book.
The cashier says that it was downstairs in the philosophy section. Not even 10 seconds later I'm downstairs and there's another bookstore employee there waiting for me at the end of the stairs holding the book for me. She saw the surprised look on my face and simply said "see, Jesus IS magic" and handed me the book and walked away.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: koods]
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koods said: Jesus Christ. Imagine if you used your brain to solve real problems instead of the completely convoluted pretzel like conspiracies you believe in.

I don't really get conspiracy theories. This takes the cake. So basically everyone has been lieing to me my entire life? I take there word for it. I am not a scientist. I don't have the time to pour through the data.
Nothing I do is meaningful and we have reptilian overlords. I thought it was a running joke people actually believe such things? Well apparently.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
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The earth is flat. In some places.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
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I don't really get conspiracy theories. This takes the cake. So basically everyone has been lieing to me my entire life? I take there word for it. I am not a scientist. I don't have the time to pour through the data.
Nothing I do is meaningful and we have reptilian overlords. I thought it was a running joke people actually believe such things? Well apparently.
Obviously you didn't bother to read my post, you just glanced at it.
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I don't really get conspiracy theories. This takes the cake. So basically everyone has been lieing to me my entire life? I take there word for it. I am not a scientist. I don't have the time to pour through the data.
Nothing I do is meaningful and we have reptilian overlords. I thought it was a running joke people actually believe such things? Well apparently.
Obviously you didn't bother to read my post, you just glanced at it.
Honestly, the truth about reality is coming soon.
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Shit, man, I want to be as far away from that fan when the shit hits it. That's why I went back to getting loaded regularly.
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Shit, man, I want to be as far away from that fan when the shit hits it. That's why I went back to getting loaded regularly.
You're getting loaded again because there is a chance the earth will be revealed to be flat?
That is a new one. Props dude, props. I'm gonna have to use this one some day.
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Shit, man, I want to be as far away from that fan when the shit hits it. That's why I went back to getting loaded regularly.
You're getting loaded again because there is a chance the earth will be revealed to be flat?
That is a new one. Props dude, props. I'm gonna have to use this one some day.

Haha, I was referring more to the truth about reality being revealed than the whole Planet Pancake bullshit. I fight reality through mind-altering means. I should have been less vague.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: xzylocybin]
#24057020 - 02/01/17 11:40 AM (6 years, 11 months ago) |
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How do flat earthers explain time lapse photography of the night sky?
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Crystal G]
#24060019 - 02/02/17 12:01 PM (6 years, 11 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: I wouldn't call myself a flat-earther but there is some weird things afoot. For example, did you know there are only two images released of the earth in its entirety? All the rest are all composite images of one or more pictures or they are cgi-rendered.
Huh? Are you saying that these images and video are CGI and not really of the earth?
https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/thumbnails/image/14648179676_db2001e0fa_o.jpg http://www.universetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/SED_wall_1920x1200.jpg
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Then there's all this weird stuff with flight paths. If you took a plane from Alaska to Austrailia, you wouldn't go South-west over the Indiana ocean... the most obvious direct path. No, they fly east over the united states and make transfers between here and Australia.
Did you mean the Pacific Ocean, not the Indian Ocean?
The flight transfers have everything to do with business and money, and nothing to do with space. Not many people fly directly from Alaska all the way to Australia. So instead they make transfers to more crowded metropolitan areas like LA or NYC instead, which then take a direct flight to Australia.
I took a plane from California to Australia, and it was only one-way.
Seriously, just look up the American Airlines route from LAX or SFO to Sydney and this is what you find:
You really have to be careful about believing anything that is written on those conspiracy theory sites. A lot of the information on there is bogus if you actually bother to fact-check anything.
Just now I was watching a video that claimed that Obama's children are not his, they are borrowed children from Satan worshippers. And one bit of evidence purported in the video was that Obama does not have baby or little kid pictures with Sasha and Malia because they do not exist.
And yet, a quick preliminary search and I was easily able to find the following:

Your evidence against conspiracy sites of the obama story about borrowing his kids from satan worshippers is pretty ironic considering he is implicated in a satanic child trafficking ring in pizzagate...
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