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Mescalean said:
Bro you didnt hear? Antarctica is a giant ice wall 
I'm all for investigating sketchy/shady shit, but theres a fine line. Flat earth is on the far far far other side of that line. All celebrities are programmed clones too bro. EMINEM DIED IN 2008 BRRRUUUUUHHHH
I heard that too. Buy why not climb the wall or fly an airplane over it? Apparently it's only like 200ft tall.
Also Miley Cyrus was murdered and replaced by a look alike. She got tired of underage sex orgies so they killed her and replaced her with someone more willing.
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CookieCrumbs said: how does one make trillions off of the people believing the earth is round and not flat? They stand to make more having a select few in society who believes this shit and having them "donate" for lobbying and research and shit.
I actually first learned about this theory from my brother's friend who is rather convinced of it. He's an okay guy but he is seriously one of the stupidest kids I have ever met.
That's something I never got a clear answer on. I'd imagine it would have something to do with Discovery Channel shows, Hollywood movies and ratings and whatnot. There is also the money NASA is given for sitting around all day writing "science-fiction".
I wish I was more educated so I'd have better questions and comebacks for this guy.
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I'd tongue punch miley's fart box (current adult miley), part of me is ashamed of that statement part of me isn't.
As someone who was taught to question shit, please ask your friend this question canadian jesus
"what if flat earth is a psy-op to distract from REAL conspiracies and scandals" guarantee he wont know what hit him. have had this convo with people. CIA does psy-ops alllll the fucking time sometimes just to find out how dumbed down they have us. I fully believe that the flat earth thing is possibly one of these social experiments of theirs and they are loling
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: koods]
#23879401 - 11/29/16 07:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: The whole conspiracy stuff makes no sense to me. What do scientists have to gain by lying about the world being round?
I'm afraid that instead of expanding knowledge, for the most part the internet is just making people stupider.
Somehow, there is a subtheory with the flat earth theory that mountains are actually stumps of giant trees that used to grow on earth. It's amazing how dumb people are. You can see the curvature of the earth from an airplane at 35,000 ft.
Not only can you see the curvature of the earth from that height, but your flight path compared to flight time also confirms the curvature of the earth.
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Canadian Jesus said: Apparently it is a plot by the New World Order to enslave all of humanity. Supposedly if we found out that the Earth is actually flat we'd all loose our shit, rebel against the Illuminati and try to escape from the 'dome'.
Humanity is far too incompetent for any of these secret societies behind all the crazy conspiracy stuff to actually function as intended.
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So when my buddy came by to smoke a bowl I asked him what if the Flat Earth conspiracy is just a psy op to distract everybody from actual conspiracies.
He told me that the Psy Op is the Psy Op. He said that the Controlled Opposition is doing everything it can to divert attention away from the truth. They are going on online message boards spreading pseudo facts and false science and deliberately ridiculing the Flat Earth Society in an attempt to make all of us think it is just some stupid conspiracy so that we group it with stuff like Reptilians and the Hollow Earth.
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Nice try counterpsyop
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Wow. I'm really surprised people are this fucking crazy 
I've dealt with all sorts of crazy but this just seems insane. So it's a conspiracy theory debunking conspiracy theories on top of conspiracy theory. Oh my lol. These people do need Jesus.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
#23880078 - 11/29/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jesus is in heaven, which is actually just the surface of the dome that covers earth and where they hang the moon and sun light bulbs and where the stars are painted on in that glow in the dark paint.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
#23880133 - 11/29/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: Nice try counterpsyop
My thoughts exactly.
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Enjoywho said: I'm really surprised people are this fucking crazy 
Not me, I have seen some thangs ya heard.
The main reason I think it's important to not invest to much time into conspiracy theories, is because it takes time away from you bettering yourself, and helping those around you. Most people have someone that loves them, maybe a parent, significant other, pet, etc, spend your time with them, forming happy memories, not sitting in a basement with a tinfoil hat on worried about the reptilian agenda.
Life is to precious to live in fear. I think if you choose to research such things, do so from the proper mindset. Drugs are good, but to much of them can be bad, same thing can be said for conspiracy theories. Some have been proven true, some not so much, but don't fixate on one of them so much so you alienate yourself from others.
With that said, Ave Dominus Nox!
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Lucis]
#23880280 - 11/29/16 11:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: I was doing this tile job for a retired commercial air plane pilot who believed the earth was flat. We all laughed and joked about it. Years later here I am rethinking everything.
Wait wait wait wait, so let me get this straight...
Dude was a pilot and never thought to venture for himself to see? Or has he attempted such missions?
I mean, he could have flown over Antarctica to check for himself.
Or alternatively, he could have kept flying west to see if he eventually made it back to his same spot of origin.
Or does he think that the earth is flat and half the earth is one side, and the other half is on the other side?
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Crystal G]
#23880374 - 11/30/16 12:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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According to the flat earthers, you can travel a 'straight' line either East or West and still come back to your point of origin. This is supposedly where the term circumnavigation of the Earth came from. According to this map, getting from Australia to anywhere is one HELL of a distance if you're crossing an ocean. Easiest to just fly over the north pole.
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So, according to flat earthers, what is on the other side? What happens when you cross Antarctica?
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Canadian Jesus said:

That looks a lot like the symbol for the UN, who made Antartica off limits:

hmmmmm
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That's a type of map. Don't know the name. And Antarctica isn't off limits.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: koods]
#23880421 - 11/30/16 12:45 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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That map is also incredibly disproportionate
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: TNK]
#23880429 - 11/30/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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No, it's exactly right. A globe is disproportionate - it's not easy to ygt a flat surface on a sphere. The only reason they made globes is because they are easy to roll around, and now all these sheeple believe that's what the earth is really like.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Crystal G]
#23880434 - 11/30/16 01:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: So, according to flat earthers, what is on the other side? What happens when you cross Antarctica?
My buddy also has an answer to that one. Apparently there are possibly other 'puddles' and even other suns going around other flat earths. Above the dome(s) is where the gods are.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Crystal G]
#23880445 - 11/30/16 01:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: So, according to flat earthers, what is on the other side? What happens when you cross Antarctica?
Well the only people that have done it are researchers and scientists so I'm sure they're in on the conspiracy.
Reality is it's expensive and dangerous as all fuck due to the conditions and inability to land for refueling. In order for commercial or even sightseeing trips across the continent you have to have a specially designed plane that can carry relatively few passengers (which severely limits potential income.) and the risk to damage is exceptionally high even with a plane designed for such a trip. Risk of a total crash is also very high. And it would be very likely any survivors would not survive for long and, even if they were lucky enough to get a solid mayday out, their nearest possible rescue would be at least 12-16 hours out,, and that's likely to be delayed for days. Basically they'd probably definitely die. And there would. Be absolutely nothing on the plane worth salvaging. Just recovering the black box would cost quite a bit. Quite simply, it isn't worth it with our current technology.
It really does amaze me how these people can understand and even invent such in depth and even advanced theories... But can't understand logistics and economics.
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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: koods]
#23880447 - 11/30/16 01:12 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Is it called the North Pole arctic map? Or the arctic map?
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