Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Bridgetown Botanicals Bridgetown Botanicals   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Next >  [ show all ]
InvisibleRepertoire89
Cat
Male


Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23877150 - 11/29/16 03:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
That boy done lost his way a long time ago




Google Christ be with him.




He's not welcome in Valhalla, Wodan abhors weakness and people with messiah complexes

:feelsbannedman:


Maybe google christ will accept him

:smuglook:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineEnjoywho
Rags to Bitches
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/06/09
Posts: 20,880
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23877156 - 11/29/16 03:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Great book. I always knew I could have painted it better.
Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
That boy done lost his way a long time ago




Google Christ be with him.




He's not welcome in Valhalla, Wodan abhors weakness and people with messiah complexes

:feelsbannedman:




Google Christ accepts all that believe he got trolled to death for our online sins. So that we could have forgiveness for our trollings.


--------------------
"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleRepertoire89
Cat
Male


Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23877159 - 11/29/16 03:18 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Google christ has an inadequate penile length, lacks girth and virility

Of course he would accept someone of a flaccid constitution


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblemoonrockmushy
High on Spite
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/01/05
Posts: 19,067
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23877165 - 11/29/16 03:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Asshole Jesus would beat the fuck out of Google Christ



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRhizohunter
myco-nerd
Male


Registered: 04/22/11
Posts: 7,894
Last seen: 5 years, 3 months
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23877189 - 11/29/16 03:44 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Dude aren't you the one who's been like twacked the fuck out crazy for like 2 weeks now. And at one point you were God? :lol:





Actually, I have been saying it for over 3 years, maybe you missed something


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineEnjoywho
Rags to Bitches
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/06/09
Posts: 20,880
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23877246 - 11/29/16 04:34 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Ya maybe I just started blocking you out but it's been especially crazy as of late. My mistake.


--------------------
"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblehowsyournaggerdoin
Happy


Registered: 02/04/16
Posts: 1,600
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #23877248 - 11/29/16 04:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)



classic


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineEnjoywho
Rags to Bitches
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/06/09
Posts: 20,880
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23878559 - 11/29/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

howsyournaggerdoin said:


classic




All he had to do was ask for a hit.


--------------------
"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleCookieCrumbsM
Fucked off to the pub
Female User Gallery

Registered: 12/10/11
Posts: 14,146
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho] * 2
    #23878626 - 11/29/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Flat earth theory is some extremely far thought ideas and explanations for people unable to understand that Up and Down are only relative to orientation.


I dunno. We have some exceptionally intelligent idiots with nothing to apply themselves to and shit like this comes up.


--------------------
          :dancingbear: Free time is the only time :dancingbear:                    :thatsinteresting:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23878959 - 11/29/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

As someone who has looked into this... For any flat earthers. There's shit our government lies to us about yeah. But....

If the earth is flat and we live in a little fucking bubble or some shit. Why has our government been working on space to atmosphere planes for the past 20-30 years? Seems like a waste of money. A real big waste of money considering what the black budget is...


--------------------
FREE BURKE


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLucisM
Nutritional Yeast

Registered: 03/28/15
Posts: 15,622
Last seen: 1 month, 30 days
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Canadian Jesus]
    #23879118 - 11/29/16 06:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Canadian Jesus said:
Supposedly if we found out that the Earth is actually flat we'd all loose our shit, rebel against the Illuminati and try to escape from the 'dome'.





But what if we are the Illuminati?  Then what?:wtfsonic:


--------------------
©️


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineEnjoywho
Rags to Bitches
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/06/09
Posts: 20,880
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Lucis]
    #23879144 - 11/29/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm so confused. Good thing I pray every morning to Google Christ. Hopefully I can someday go to the big Google in the sky.


--------------------
"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblemt cleverest
clevendafodil

Registered: 08/19/12
Posts: 2,348
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Lucis]
    #23879146 - 11/29/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

The truman show is 99% real and the matrix is about 95% real. it's time to wake up people!



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCanadian Jesus
I'll Be Back. I'm Back.
Male


Registered: 07/10/16
Posts: 4,447
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 7 months, 20 days
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Mescalean]
    #23879223 - 11/29/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mescalean said:
As someone who has looked into this... For any flat earthers. There's shit our government lies to us about yeah. But....

If the earth is flat and we live in a little fucking bubble or some shit. Why has our government been working on space to atmosphere planes for the past 20-30 years? Seems like a waste of money. A real big waste of money considering what the black budget is...




According to my friend, the Illuminati makes trillions off convincing humanity that we live on a spinning ball. Spending billions airplanes is nothing to them. It's called making a profit. Same goes with SpaceX and all the "satellites" they launch. (But where do those rockets go if outer space isn't real?) I guess they just crash into the 'dome' and fall in pieces into the ocean or something.


--------------------
What's the crime if I snort a line, smoke, toke shoot it up all at the same time?



SunnyD said:
Definitely have more respect for sheekle than I do for unjust laws


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Canadian Jesus]
    #23879253 - 11/29/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Canadian Jesus said:
Quote:

Mescalean said:
As someone who has looked into this... For any flat earthers. There's shit our government lies to us about yeah. But....

If the earth is flat and we live in a little fucking bubble or some shit. Why has our government been working on space to atmosphere planes for the past 20-30 years? Seems like a waste of money. A real big waste of money considering what the black budget is...




According to my friend, the Illuminati makes trillions off convincing humanity that we live on a spinning ball. Spending billions airplanes is nothing to them. It's called making a profit. Same goes with SpaceX and all the "satellites" they launch. (But where do those rockets go if outer space isn't real?) I guess they just crash into the 'dome' and fall in pieces into the ocean or something.





Bro you didnt hear? Antarctica is a giant ice wall :derp:

I'm all for investigating sketchy/shady shit, but theres a fine line. Flat earth is on the far far far other side of that line. All celebrities are programmed clones too bro. EMINEM DIED IN 2008 BRRRUUUUUHHHH


--------------------
FREE BURKE


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleCookieCrumbsM
Fucked off to the pub
Female User Gallery

Registered: 12/10/11
Posts: 14,146
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Canadian Jesus]
    #23879258 - 11/29/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

how does one make trillions off of the people believing the earth is round and not flat?
They stand to make more having a select few in society who believes this shit and having them "donate" for lobbying and research and shit.

I actually first learned about this theory from my brother's friend who is rather convinced of it. He's an okay guy but he is seriously one of the stupidest kids I have ever met.


--------------------
          :dancingbear: Free time is the only time :dancingbear:                    :thatsinteresting:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePatrickKn
I'm a teapot

Registered: 07/10/11
Posts: 20,564
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 1
    #23879272 - 11/29/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 1
    #23879276 - 11/29/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

WORD OF THE DAY : PSY-OP


--------------------
FREE BURKE


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineEnjoywho
Rags to Bitches
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/06/09
Posts: 20,880
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Mescalean]
    #23879322 - 11/29/16 06:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

No not Eminem!

Apparently biggie and Tupac been kicking it on an island with Michael Jackson. Been saving my money for the back from the dead tour.

:lol:


--------------------
"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineEnjoywho
Rags to Bitches
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/06/09
Posts: 20,880
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23879339 - 11/29/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
how does one make trillions off of the people believing the earth is round and not flat?
They stand to make more having a select few in society who believes this shit and having them "donate" for lobbying and research and shit.

I actually first learned about this theory from my brother's friend who is rather convinced of it. He's an okay guy but he is seriously one of the stupidest kids I have ever met.




I don't get it. I've been sharing the funniest things I find. The girl that roped me into this got permanently blocked from it. Fucking with them.

Dude I can't even.  I had to invite you to this group.  I got roped in as well. :lol:


--------------------
"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: Bridgetown Botanicals Bridgetown Botanicals   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* The amounting evidence for intelligent beings visiting earth
( 1 2 3 all )
Ego Death 6,743 51 05/07/05 04:32 PM
by Anjaba
* Simpsons conspiracy LearyfanS 1,759 17 02/22/03 08:28 PM
by TRaNcE_TriPPeR
* World Conspiracy loko 726 13 08/05/05 02:11 PM
by Irradiated_Feces
* I Love the Earth, especially forests
( 1 2 all )
Footprint 2,073 32 07/07/05 06:26 PM
by mydisplayname
* Ted Jesus Christ GOD makes me laugh some more with this RedNucleus 763 0 06/30/05 06:22 AM
by RedNucleus
* Shpongle = Jesus Christ
( 1 2 all )
Hrethic 3,962 27 05/08/04 01:28 AM
by JonnyOnTheSpot
* A picture is worth a thousand words...
( 1 2 all )
13eetleJuice 1,366 21 12/08/04 02:40 AM
by Adamist
* The Passion of Christ boO 2,355 19 03/01/04 09:09 AM
by debianlinux

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
2,311 topic views. 0 members, 45 guests and 44 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.025 seconds spending 0.006 seconds on 15 queries.