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Flat Earth for christ * 5
    #23876870 - 11/28/16 11:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

So I started seeing these posts from this group in my Facebook feed. No idea how I got added to the group but I do not get the amount of laughter and joy from anything on Facebook as I do from this. I will start cataloging them here.



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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23876885 - 11/28/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)



Another post was asking so if gravity doesn't exist what keeps our feet on the ground?

250 posts of the Craziest shit I've ever seen. :rofl:

I honestly can't read it for too long at a time my head would literally implode.


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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23876887 - 11/28/16 11:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:laugh2:

Fuck, my best friend is a flat-earther. He literally every day tries to convince me that the earth is flat and everything in our world is a lie. I'm pretty sure he's going to go loose his shit pretty soon from all the conspiracy stuff he has fallen so deeply into. He tries to get me to watch 1 hour+ long videos on the subject that I just don't have the time to watch. My other best friend threatened to punch him out one time when he started trying to tell him that the earth is flat.

I may start to follow that page for shits and giggles.


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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Canadian Jesus] * 2
    #23876898 - 11/28/16 11:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

The whole conspiracy stuff makes no sense to me. What do scientists have to gain by lying about the world being round?


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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Crystal G]
    #23876904 - 11/28/16 11:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Apparently it is a plot by the New World Order to enslave all of humanity. Supposedly if we found out that the Earth is actually flat we'd all loose our shit, rebel against the Illuminati and try to escape from the 'dome'.


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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Canadian Jesus]
    #23876905 - 11/28/16 11:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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:laugh2:

Fuck, my best friend is a flat-earther. He literally every day tries to convince me that the earth is flat and everything in our world is a lie. I'm pretty sure he's going to go loose his shit pretty soon from all the conspiracy stuff he has fallen so deeply into. He tries to get me to watch 1 hour+ long videos on the subject that I just don't have the time to watch. My other best friend threatened to punch him out one time when he started trying to tell him that the earth is flat.

I may start to follow that page for shits and giggles.



yeah, that's hilarious. it's like a new breed, i've seen it too. it's funny as fuck. i like it. maybe these people will be the new explorers of the world. they should go cave exploring.


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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Canadian Jesus]
    #23876909 - 11/29/16 12:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Canadian Jesus said:
:laugh2:

Fuck, my best friend is a flat-earther. He literally every day tries to convince me that the earth is flat and everything in our world is a lie. I'm pretty sure he's going to go loose his shit pretty soon from all the conspiracy stuff he has fallen so deeply into. He tries to get me to watch 1 hour+ long videos on the subject that I just don't have the time to watch. My other best friend threatened to punch him out one time when he started trying to tell him that the earth is flat.

I may start to follow that page for shits and giggles.




It's invite only. Or maybe you can apply I dunno. Found out this girly I know added me to it as I posted I dunno how but this is great.

She was like dude someone invited me and I had to share this shit. :lol:


Apparently these stars are actually angels or some shit. :rofl:

I can't even troll really what could I possibly say this outlandish. :lol:


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"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23876915 - 11/29/16 12:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I want to see a flat earthers picture of the world :lol:

What is supposed to be at the bottom? It it just like a giant plate/ cube?

It just seems so illogical/ retarded for so many reasons :rofldrunk:

It is sad with the amount of stuff that actually gets covered up people focus on crap like this.


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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: musiclover420] * 1
    #23876920 - 11/29/16 12:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)



They even have memes. :rofl:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: musiclover420]
    #23876926 - 11/29/16 12:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I want to see a flat earthers picture of the world :lol:

What is supposed to be at the bottom? It it just like a giant plate/ cube?

It just seems so illogical/ retarded for so many reasons :rofldrunk:

It is sad with the amount of stuff that actually gets covered up people focus on crap like this.




I saw one picture it basically was a flat map with the sun and moon orbiting  over it?  I think? I don't fucking know. :lol:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #23876927 - 11/29/16 12:12 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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The whole conspiracy stuff makes no sense to me. What do scientists have to gain by lying about the world being round?




I'm afraid that instead of expanding knowledge, for the most part the internet is just making people stupider.

Somehow, there is a subtheory with the flat earth theory that mountains are actually stumps of giant trees that used to grow on earth. It's amazing how dumb people are. You can see the curvature of the earth from an airplane at 35,000 ft.


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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: koods] * 3
    #23876930 - 11/29/16 12:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Canadian Jesus]
    #23876940 - 11/29/16 12:18 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I wrote an argumentative essay on this once. Thanks for the laughs.


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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: koods]
    #23876941 - 11/29/16 12:18 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Ya I can't even say anything. The airplane one is a good example. It would literally just make me dumber in the process. I'm definitely just going to keep it for the Luls.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #23876961 - 11/29/16 12:32 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I wouldn't call myself a flat-earther but there is some weird things afoot. For example, did you know there are only two images released of the earth in its entirety? All the rest are all composite images of one or more pictures or they are cgi-rendered.

The first one was taken on the apollo mission to the moon, and on the moon. The second was just recently released from a satellite in-between Earth and the Sun (DSCVR i think). Both are the exact same side of the earth and when you look at both images you begin to realize that theres no way they couldve taken that one from the moon. It's just not far enough away from the earth.

The next weird thing for me is why did the U.N. come together and make Antartica off limits right after the moon-landing? 

Then there's all this weird stuff with flight paths. If you took a plane from Alaska to Austrailia, you wouldn't go South-west over the Indiana ocean... the most obvious direct path. No, they fly east over the united states and make transfers between here and Australia.

I was doing this tile job for a retired commercial air plane pilot who believed the earth was flat. We all laughed and joked about it. Years later here I am rethinking everything.

Also, if the world found out that we in-fact could not make it beyond the atmosphere or "firmament" then it would put a lot of things into question. It would be the closest possible proof of God because we wouldn't be able to explain it and it would obviously mean this is all one big simulation or their is a higher-power in play.


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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23876968 - 11/29/16 12:43 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Interesting. Stuff like this always makes me think of this always sunny clip. Mac explaining evolution. I remember watching it and just thinking huh. Valid points.



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"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23876974 - 11/29/16 12:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Then there's all this weird stuff with flight paths. If you took a plane from Alaska to Austrailia, you wouldn't go South-west over the Indiana ocean... the most obvious direct path. No, they fly east over the united states and make transfers between here and Australia.




I'm not sure what you're talking about. How are you getting that the Indian Ocean is between Australia and Alaska?

Flight paths can get pretty weird, but these flights end up confirming the world is a globe not debunking it. The direct flight between New York and Singapore flies almost directly over the North Pole, for example.


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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23876985 - 11/29/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I wouldn't call myself a flat-earther but there is some weird things afoot. For example, did you know there are only two images released of the earth in its entirety? All the rest are all composite images of one or more pictures or they are cgi-rendered.




Huh? Are you saying that these images and video are CGI and not really of the earth?

https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/thumbnails/image/14648179676_db2001e0fa_o.jpg
http://www.universetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/SED_wall_1920x1200.jpg



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Then there's all this weird stuff with flight paths. If you took a plane from Alaska to Austrailia, you wouldn't go South-west over the Indiana ocean... the most obvious direct path. No, they fly east over the united states and make transfers between here and Australia.




Did you mean the Pacific Ocean, not the Indian Ocean?

The flight transfers have everything to do with business and money, and nothing to do with space. Not many people fly directly from Alaska all the way to Australia. So instead they make transfers to more crowded metropolitan areas like LA or NYC instead, which then take a direct flight to Australia.

I took a plane from California to Australia, and it was only one-way.

Seriously, just look up the American Airlines route from LAX or SFO to Sydney and this is what you find:





You really have to be careful about believing anything that is written on those conspiracy theory sites. A lot of the information on there is bogus if you actually bother to fact-check anything.

Just now I was watching a video that claimed that Obama's children are not his, they are borrowed children from Satan worshippers. And one bit of evidence purported in the video was that Obama does not have baby or little kid pictures with Sasha and Malia because they do not exist.

And yet, a quick preliminary search and I was easily able to find the following:



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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23876988 - 11/29/16 01:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I wouldn't call myself a flat-earther but there is some weird things afoot. For example, did you know there are only two images released of the earth in its entirety? All the rest are all composite images of one or more pictures or they are cgi-rendered.

The first one was taken on the apollo mission to the moon, and on the moon. The second was just recently released from a satellite in-between Earth and the Sun (DSCVR i think). Both are the exact same side of the earth and when you look at both images you begin to realize that theres no way they couldve taken that one from the moon. It's just not far enough away from the earth.



We don't spend hundreds of millions of dollars to design spacecraft simply to get as far as necessary and be in the right position to take a picture of the earth with the entire sunlit side is visible. There is only one position where that is possible - from elsewhere less than the entire disk will be visible. Additionally, you have to get pretty fucking far away from the earth to get a picture of the entire planet - even then you really never see the one whole half. The only times humans have been far enough away to get a good pic is during trip to the moon and I'm pretty sure none of them had the entire sunlight side visible. So, if you want a pic of the earth, you use satellites or people who are wayyy too close to see the entire thing. That's why you have to make composites.

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The next weird thing for me is why did the U.N. come together and make Antartica off limits right after the moon-landing?



Not true.


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Re: Flat Earth for christ [Re: koods] * 1
    #23876990 - 11/29/16 01:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

For flight patterns you also have to factor in how many people are actually going from Alaska to Australia. Not many.

So you'd go east until you file people into different airports for different flights to maximize efficiency in getting people generally where they want to go. Sure it'd make more sense for maybe China and Russia.

I'm from Alaska it takes about 3 transfers to get to the east coast. Seattle is always first stop. Than you filter from major airport to major airport until your one ticket gets you where you need to go.

Well I'm glad us 3 said basically the same thing. :lol:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Edited by Enjoywho (11/29/16 01:12 AM)


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