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Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? * 1
    #23875543 - 11/28/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

So tonight I can either go have a few beers and smoke some bud with some pals, goof around a little, shoot the shit, all that usual stuff.

Or I can go have a few beers and smoke with some extremely manic girl from OKCupid at her house.

The OKC girl called me this morning and talked my ear off for like an hour, while she was driving, with brakes in her car that barely work right and no E-break, and no seatbelt on. She told me how she used to be homeless, how one of her friends got shot recently and it didn't really bother her, how she just lost two jobs a few weeks back and recently got two other ones, and a handful of stories of getting too wasted at concerts and made big scenes drastically falling over things. She also talks about getting lots of handouts from people in terms of money from doing a lot of reckless spending.


We have gone to a lot of the same concerts and stuff, she's in my "scene", and seems like she'd be a riot to party with. She's obviously a complete trainwreck, but her terrible life decisions seem to come from a place of excitement and mania. But on the flipside says she has uncontrollable emotions and often goes from 0 to very angry really quickly, although I haven't seen her angry side - yet?


The only thing is, I'm kind of afraid that if I chill with her she might flip out and try to stab me or something. I'm obviously going to resist doing anything sexual with her so she doesn't get attached to me. She told me that she thinks we're going to be great friends and go on tons of adventures, I don't like this idea because she's obviously a complete trainwreck.


Our plan for hanging out tonight is to just shoot the shit and smoke some bud, listen to some tunes, watch some funny videos on youtube or some shit. Then, I'd say my goodbyes, leave on good terms with politeness and all that nice stuff, and hopefully not have her attached to me after even though she already seems to be despite just talking to her for like a day.


Just now as I type this she texted me asking when I'm gonna go over there for the second time in the past hour, despite us agreeing that I wouldn't be leaving for over an hour from now anyway since she's still at work for the next hour and a half. Like, literally 20 minutes ago I told her this and she already wants reassurance that I'm coming over.





Should I spend a couple hours of fun getting lifted with this hilariously manic energy ball of a human being, or just nip this thing in the butt while I can and come up with some sort of excuse as to why I can't make it.

I fear that if we chill she will be able to spot me at concerts in the future and want to party with me whenever I see her, which will lead to a lot of great times but also inevitable to a lot of annoyingly unnecessarily absurd drama. At this point she may already be able to recognize me IRL, but that's only a maybe, and I'm not sure if I can handle turning that into a definite yes.


Is the lemon worth the sqeeze?


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875563 - 11/28/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You really need the Shroomery's opinion on whether to hang out with your friends, or a crazy chick from OKCupid that you're clearly already hesitant about seeing? Come on Sheekle..


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23875565 - 11/28/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Don't stick your dick in crazy.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Eminence] * 2
    #23875567 - 11/28/16 03:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Go your own way man.  Fuck that crazy man in her man hole.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #23875569 - 11/28/16 03:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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You really need the Shroomery's opinion on whether to hang out with your friends, or a crazy chick from OKCupid that you're clearly already hesitant about seeing? Come on Sheekle..



Hey, if it wasn't for the Shroomery I would have never gotten jerked off through a glory hole. The Shroomery pushes me to create greatness sometimes, and if it works out well hanging out with this chick could be a great memory.


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875572 - 11/28/16 03:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I know what I would do

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:leocheers:




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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
    #23875573 - 11/28/16 03:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Don't stick your dick in crazy.



Yeah I wouldn't be having sex with her, just chillin for a few hours. Her exciting and eccentric ways of talking about things was cracking me up over the phone earlier, I can't imagine how fun she would be to chill in person.


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875575 - 11/28/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You should probably go to the hospital to get your spleen checked.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: ohcrapitsnico] * 3
    #23875578 - 11/28/16 03:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Don't stick your dick in crazy.




I disagree. Crazy chicks are a good fuck, but other than that, they're best left alone. :lol: Don't let them know where you live, who your friends are, where you work etc. and you're good to go.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: hostileuniverse]
    #23875579 - 11/28/16 03:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Me too, jerk off and flake out on everyone while getting drunk by myself, but this is sheekle.  He takes gay to the extreme.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Eminence]
    #23875587 - 11/28/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

ohcrapitsnico said:
Don't stick your dick in crazy.




I disagree. Crazy chicks are a good fuck, but other than that, they're best left alone. :lol: Don't let them know where you live, who your friends are, where you work etc. and you're good to go.




No shit, the crazy ones keep things interesting


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875597 - 11/28/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You could've just went and enjoyed yourself without coming in here looking for people to drool on your bottom for you.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875600 - 11/28/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

TL:DR


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23875606 - 11/28/16 04:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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You could've just went and enjoyed yourself without coming in here looking for people to drool on your bottom for you.



You're telling me I could have taken a time machine to the future and hung out with this girl later on tonight since that's when we planned instead of asking people for advice in the present time? I would have never known


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875608 - 11/28/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Crazy girls don't divulge their STD history.

I would run away and change my number.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875617 - 11/28/16 04:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

Eminence said:
You really need the Shroomery's opinion on whether to hang out with your friends, or a crazy chick from OKCupid that you're clearly already hesitant about seeing? Come on Sheekle..



Hey, if it wasn't for the Shroomery I would have never gotten jerked off through a glory hole. The Shroomery pushes me to create greatness sometimes, and if it works out well hanging out with this chick could be a great memory.



LOL


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875622 - 11/28/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Thats some interesting logic you got there...


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23875625 - 11/28/16 04:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

hang out with her

#carpeYOLOSWAG


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875628 - 11/28/16 04:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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The only thing is, I'm kind of afraid that if I chill with her she might flip out and try to stab me or something. I'm obviously going to resist doing anything sexual with her so she doesn't get attached to me. She told me that she thinks we're going to be great friends and go on tons of adventures, I don't like this idea because she's obviously a complete trainwreck.





Sheekle if my 44 years on this earth taught me one thing its

LISTEN TO YOUR INSTINCT

With concerns like yours, best just smoke weed with your buddies and leave the hanky panky for when you found someone not likely to boil your bunny.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Asante]
    #23875646 - 11/28/16 04:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He needs someone to boil his bunny.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23875668 - 11/28/16 04:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Sounds like my best friend minus the prior homelessness, unemployment and lack of brake functionality in her car.



Don't let her drive you anywhere, proceed with caution, and have fun. :hippie:


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23875670 - 11/28/16 04:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Alright you guys convinced me and I wrote her this long apologetic text about how i'm not feeling well and am sorry i got her hopes up to hang out and hope she enjoys her night anyway. I actually feel pretty bad because she really wanted to chill with me, but she's definitely the type to boil some rabbits


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23875672 - 11/28/16 04:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Sounds like my best friend minus the prior homelessness, unemployment and lack of brake functionality in her car.



Don't let her drive you anywhere, proceed with caution, and have fun. :hippie:



Quote:

404 said:
hang out with her

#carpeYOLOSWAG



Quote:

LobsterSauce said:
He needs someone to boil his bunny.



TOO LATE SHOW'S OVER


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23875683 - 11/28/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

That's understandable too.


Manic pot heads with shitty brakes are really fun to hang out with, and in the future you should chill as long as you ABSOLUTELY DO NOT LET HER DRIVE YOU ANYWHERE.

cannot stress that enough.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
    #23875686 - 11/28/16 04:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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You should probably go to the hospital to get your spleen checked.




Yeah last night he was freaking out about being on deaths door and today he's wondering if he should catch a case of the AIDS tonight or get alcohol poisoning with his friends.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23875688 - 11/28/16 04:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Manic potheads who say things like "haha, yeah that would suck if I crashed but I really wouldn't care at all. i don't know why i'm this way but i just am" and "I would have no problem living in the ghetto of Hartford and having people get shot right outside of my house all the time, it really wouldn't bother me. My friend got shot the other week, I didn't care that much to be honest" seem dangerous to be around. The whole lack of respect or care for the life of other people definitely adds an element of unpredictability and opens the doors to all sorts of dangerous behavior patterns that make her a potential threat to be around


I've got no problem with the mania itself, i'm a party animal to the 9th power. It's the "I literally don't care if everybody around me dies in real life right in front of me right now" thing that gets me lol


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875707 - 11/28/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yup.

This girl sounds like a more immature version of my friend - who would never be so knowingly careless with the lives of people she cares about, but I think sometimes she doesn't fully grasp the dangerous situations she's put not only herself in but myself in as well. My friend is super pretty, charming, and a self-admitted narcissist and she's VERY self-aware, far more than most people, but sometimes I think she sometimes she loses that when she starts to really go off her rocker. Interesting person. Very fun, and I will admit we always have a blast.


She's had a really rough life and is really damaged, but we have a really deep bond and the fact that I will without hesitation verbally bitch slap her back into reality(and the fact that she listens to me) definitely DEFINITELY helps.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23875722 - 11/28/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

thats cool you guys have a solid bond and support system like that, you sound like a good friend.


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875727 - 11/28/16 04:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'd be lying if I didn't say she hasn't sometimes been my only friend in the past. Or at least it's felt that way when I've been really depressed. Definitely goes both ways :thumbup:


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23875736 - 11/28/16 05:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Is the lemon worth the sqeeze?





Smear tuna in her pusch' and eat it out like a feral hog


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23875741 - 11/28/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:smugjerry:


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: ModestMouse] * 4
    #23875745 - 11/28/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23875754 - 11/28/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'd never do that, I don't like seafood


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875759 - 11/28/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I'd never do that, I don't like seafood



If you loved me you would


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23875779 - 11/28/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

But don't go smoke and drink with your friends, either. Go to a park and give an improvised poetry recital to the trees.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875791 - 11/28/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

The shroomery is full of losers.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875799 - 11/28/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Bust a nut on her face and peace out.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Chakra Shock]
    #23875802 - 11/28/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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But don't go smoke and drink with your friends, either. Go to a park and give an improvised poetry recital to the trees.







No do an improvised interpretive dance to the trees about the impending death of insects before winter instead.



If you're really feeling wild you can recite a poem too.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23875819 - 11/28/16 05:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Haha that OKCupid girl just called me and I told her I wasn't feeling too hot and couldn't make it tonight. we talked for a few mins after and she told me she used to suck the cheese off of cheeto's and then feed them to people, lol wtf?


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875823 - 11/28/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:uhoh:


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23875828 - 11/28/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

If you do decide to see this girl, don't go to her house...meet somewhere. She could be setting you up for a robbery. I'm assuming that you have never met before.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23875836 - 11/28/16 05:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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If you do decide to see this girl, don't go to her house...meet somewhere. She could be setting you up for a robbery. I'm assuming that you have never met before.



I honestly considered that. It doesn't really seem like it though honestly, I think she's just wacky and manic but who knows.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875842 - 11/28/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

TL;DR. But the answer to the question asked in the subject is always yes.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23875866 - 11/28/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Read it. Sounds like she wants to suck the cheese off your cheeto if you know what i mean :lol:

Hit it and quit it :thumbup:


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23875872 - 11/28/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yea she prolly does but nah, I don't think i'm gonna see her


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23875877 - 11/28/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Haha that OKCupid girl just called me and I told her I wasn't feeling too hot and couldn't make it tonight. we talked for a few mins after and she told me she used to suck the cheese off of cheeto's and then feed them to people, lol wtf?




You two sound like you were made for each other. Maybe you should give it a shot.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #23875889 - 11/28/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I think we would be perfect for each other if she wasnt dangerously irresponsible with every important aspect of life


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875894 - 11/28/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Bud she might be perfect for you
You're a bit of a line rider and she can't stay within the lines?
Sounds like me n my girl but reversed.
Might work better than you'd think, you'll level eacchother out


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23875898 - 11/28/16 05:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I don't have time for other people's problems, my life is nearly 100% stress-free and I don't see any significant incentive to ever change that at any point for the entire rest of my life


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875899 - 11/28/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Would u like to make fuck to her many more?
If so you follow my advice get a happy
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875902 - 11/28/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

you hate your factory job tho


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23875903 - 11/28/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

sheekle ur dumb


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23875908 - 11/28/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:baaaam:

:smugjerry:


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: 404]
    #23875910 - 11/28/16 06:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:bathtub40lol:


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: 404]
    #23875911 - 11/28/16 06:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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you hate your factory job tho



eh, ive gotten more tolerant of it this past handful of months


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23875921 - 11/28/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

no one advised him to go hang out with her and post us some nudes??? that's shamefull...


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: 404]
    #23875931 - 11/28/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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:baaaam:

:smugjerry:




whats up 404 baby? how u been?


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23876062 - 11/28/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hella migraine 2day, fighting it at the gym rn. Cops suck some times. Wbu


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23876091 - 11/28/16 06:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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But don't go smoke and drink with your friends, either. Go to a park and give an improvised poetry recital to the trees.







No do an improvised interpretive dance to the trees about the impending death of insects before winter instead.



If you're really feeling wild you can recite a poem too.




woodland mages, dude, always conjuring those nature spirits... I need to spend more time outdoors.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23876176 - 11/28/16 07:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I don't have time for other people's problems, my life is nearly 100% stress-free and I don't see any significant incentive to ever change that at any point for the entire rest of my life




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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23877490 - 11/29/16 08:18 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Bud she might be perfect for you
You're a bit of a line rider and she can't stay within the lines?
Sounds like me n my girl but reversed.
Might work better than you'd think, you'll level eacchother out



My guess is...her and Webster are just taking some time off.


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23877536 - 11/29/16 08:39 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Sheekle definitely has a thing for people with issues. I don't think people who have their shit together are very interesting to him. It would be interesting to investigate the psychology behind it,


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