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Sheekle
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Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? 1
#23875543 - 11/28/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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So tonight I can either go have a few beers and smoke some bud with some pals, goof around a little, shoot the shit, all that usual stuff.
Or I can go have a few beers and smoke with some extremely manic girl from OKCupid at her house.
The OKC girl called me this morning and talked my ear off for like an hour, while she was driving, with brakes in her car that barely work right and no E-break, and no seatbelt on. She told me how she used to be homeless, how one of her friends got shot recently and it didn't really bother her, how she just lost two jobs a few weeks back and recently got two other ones, and a handful of stories of getting too wasted at concerts and made big scenes drastically falling over things. She also talks about getting lots of handouts from people in terms of money from doing a lot of reckless spending.
We have gone to a lot of the same concerts and stuff, she's in my "scene", and seems like she'd be a riot to party with. She's obviously a complete trainwreck, but her terrible life decisions seem to come from a place of excitement and mania. But on the flipside says she has uncontrollable emotions and often goes from 0 to very angry really quickly, although I haven't seen her angry side - yet?
The only thing is, I'm kind of afraid that if I chill with her she might flip out and try to stab me or something. I'm obviously going to resist doing anything sexual with her so she doesn't get attached to me. She told me that she thinks we're going to be great friends and go on tons of adventures, I don't like this idea because she's obviously a complete trainwreck.
Our plan for hanging out tonight is to just shoot the shit and smoke some bud, listen to some tunes, watch some funny videos on youtube or some shit. Then, I'd say my goodbyes, leave on good terms with politeness and all that nice stuff, and hopefully not have her attached to me after even though she already seems to be despite just talking to her for like a day.
Just now as I type this she texted me asking when I'm gonna go over there for the second time in the past hour, despite us agreeing that I wouldn't be leaving for over an hour from now anyway since she's still at work for the next hour and a half. Like, literally 20 minutes ago I told her this and she already wants reassurance that I'm coming over.
Should I spend a couple hours of fun getting lifted with this hilariously manic energy ball of a human being, or just nip this thing in the butt while I can and come up with some sort of excuse as to why I can't make it.
I fear that if we chill she will be able to spot me at concerts in the future and want to party with me whenever I see her, which will lead to a lot of great times but also inevitable to a lot of annoyingly unnecessarily absurd drama. At this point she may already be able to recognize me IRL, but that's only a maybe, and I'm not sure if I can handle turning that into a definite yes.
Is the lemon worth the sqeeze?
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
Edited by Sheekle (11/28/16 03:55 PM)
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Eminence



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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
#23875563 - 11/28/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You really need the Shroomery's opinion on whether to hang out with your friends, or a crazy chick from OKCupid that you're clearly already hesitant about seeing? Come on Sheekle..
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ohcrapitsnico
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23875565 - 11/28/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Don't stick your dick in crazy.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Eminence] 2
#23875567 - 11/28/16 03:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Go your own way man. Fuck that crazy man in her man hole.
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Sheekle
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Eminence] 1
#23875569 - 11/28/16 03:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Eminence said: You really need the Shroomery's opinion on whether to hang out with your friends, or a crazy chick from OKCupid that you're clearly already hesitant about seeing? Come on Sheekle..
Hey, if it wasn't for the Shroomery I would have never gotten jerked off through a glory hole. The Shroomery pushes me to create greatness sometimes, and if it works out well hanging out with this chick could be a great memory.
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
#23875572 - 11/28/16 03:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I know what I would do
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Sheekle
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
#23875573 - 11/28/16 03:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ohcrapitsnico said: Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Yeah I wouldn't be having sex with her, just chillin for a few hours. Her exciting and eccentric ways of talking about things was cracking me up over the phone earlier, I can't imagine how fun she would be to chill in person.
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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ohcrapitsnico
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
#23875575 - 11/28/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You should probably go to the hospital to get your spleen checked.
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: ohcrapitsnico] 3
#23875578 - 11/28/16 03:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ohcrapitsnico said: Don't stick your dick in crazy.
I disagree. Crazy chicks are a good fuck, but other than that, they're best left alone. Don't let them know where you live, who your friends are, where you work etc. and you're good to go.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: hostileuniverse]
#23875579 - 11/28/16 03:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Me too, jerk off and flake out on everyone while getting drunk by myself, but this is sheekle. He takes gay to the extreme.
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hostileuniverse
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Eminence]
#23875587 - 11/28/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Eminence said:
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ohcrapitsnico said: Don't stick your dick in crazy.
I disagree. Crazy chicks are a good fuck, but other than that, they're best left alone. Don't let them know where you live, who your friends are, where you work etc. and you're good to go.
No shit, the crazy ones keep things interesting
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LobsterSauce


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
#23875597 - 11/28/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You could've just went and enjoyed yourself without coming in here looking for people to drool on your bottom for you.
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
#23875600 - 11/28/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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TL:DR
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Sheekle
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23875606 - 11/28/16 04:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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LobsterSauce said: You could've just went and enjoyed yourself without coming in here looking for people to drool on your bottom for you.
You're telling me I could have taken a time machine to the future and hung out with this girl later on tonight since that's when we planned instead of asking people for advice in the present time? I would have never known
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
#23875608 - 11/28/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crazy girls don't divulge their STD history.
I would run away and change my number.
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
#23875617 - 11/28/16 04:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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Eminence said: You really need the Shroomery's opinion on whether to hang out with your friends, or a crazy chick from OKCupid that you're clearly already hesitant about seeing? Come on Sheekle..
Hey, if it wasn't for the Shroomery I would have never gotten jerked off through a glory hole. The Shroomery pushes me to create greatness sometimes, and if it works out well hanging out with this chick could be a great memory.
LOL
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Boomer The Great

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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
#23875622 - 11/28/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Thats some interesting logic you got there...
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Morel Guy]
#23875625 - 11/28/16 04:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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hang out with her
#carpeYOLOSWAG
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Asante
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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Sheekle]
#23875628 - 11/28/16 04:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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The only thing is, I'm kind of afraid that if I chill with her she might flip out and try to stab me or something. I'm obviously going to resist doing anything sexual with her so she doesn't get attached to me. She told me that she thinks we're going to be great friends and go on tons of adventures, I don't like this idea because she's obviously a complete trainwreck.
Sheekle if my 44 years on this earth taught me one thing its
LISTEN TO YOUR INSTINCT
With concerns like yours, best just smoke weed with your buddies and leave the hanky panky for when you found someone not likely to boil your bunny.
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LobsterSauce


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Re: Should I party with some crazy chick in a few hours? [Re: Asante]
#23875646 - 11/28/16 04:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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He needs someone to boil his bunny.
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