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Anonymous #1

quick fucks
    #23875276 - 11/28/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

In all seriousness, how does one go about getting laid without using an app like tindr or a prostitute? I'm not interested in being a relationship right now, I just want to get laid, and I'd imagine there are plenty of women that feel the same way. Maybe I'm wrong about that, I don't know. But really, due to the nature of my profession I'm not around women all that often. So how do I find these girls just looking for one night stands.

I feel like my only option is to go to a bar/club, right? Just go out on a friday night, have some drinks, and look for women? I'm cool with going out, I just suck at spitting game. I'm a pretty honest and blunt person, and I feel like thats the opposite of what you need in this situation. I feel like you really gotta inflate your ego and act kind of manipulative if you want to bring a women home


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Re: quick fucks [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23875415 - 11/28/16 02:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

The secret to tinder is to pretend you're talking about pets and that you 'love' the girls you're talking to because the app is filled with people who's only goal is attention seeking.

If you want one night stands on tinder make sure that's your only focus and play it like a lottery because eventually you'll find someone who responds in a positive or at least neutral manner.

Honest and blunt people in my opinion are better suited to friends with benefits than one night stands because to do a one night stand usually involves a lot of lying from one or both people involved.


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Re: quick fucks [Re: sudly] * 1
    #23876108 - 11/28/16 06:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I wish I could help, but I simply have no idea why you would set yourself the goal you have OP. Between Tinder, POF, OKCupid, etc, there is as much sex as you could possibly ever handle available.

And then there's still hookers.

I mean, WTF are you trying to achieve here? If you want meaningless sex, use the tools at your disposal. If you want a relationship, think differently, and if you want to love yourself think even more differently.

Your post strikes me as someone asking 'how can I win a marathon if I tie both my legs together first?'


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Re: quick fucks [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23876635 - 11/28/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You could always pretend to want a relationship with someone if you want meaningless sex.

I think it's a horrid thing to do but that's what tinder's for.


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Anonymous #1

Re: quick fucks [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23876761 - 11/28/16 10:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
I wish I could help, but I simply have no idea why you would set yourself the goal you have OP. Between Tinder, POF, OKCupid, etc, there is as much sex as you could possibly ever handle available.

And then there's still hookers.

I mean, WTF are you trying to achieve here? If you want meaningless sex, use the tools at your disposal. If you want a relationship, think differently, and if you want to love yourself think even more differently.

Your post strikes me as someone asking 'how can I win a marathon if I tie both my legs together first?'




Haha this is a very valid response

I suppose the reason is that I just cant seem to make tinder work for me. More specifically, I cant actually get anyone to meet up with me. I've got plenty of matches, but only a small percentage actually answer my messages, an even smaller percentage are willing to give me their number, and from there an even smaller percentage will actually meet up with me. I cant tell you how many girls will bail last minute, only to to slowly but steadily stop messaging me. It sucks, and its why I posted what I posted.

It's not even like I'm asking these girls to just show up at my house, I'd be happy grabbing coffee or sushi and just getting to know them, but I cant do that if they dont actually meet up with me

Maybe I'll try OKcupid or POF, seems like people on there are generally more serious


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Re: quick fucks [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23876772 - 11/28/16 10:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe you've got to expose yourself more so you stand out, risk full rejection because on tinder it doesn't matter how 'douchey' you act, again it's a situation where you've got to throw shit on the wall to see what sticks and pick that.

With a license and a car quick tinder pickups are made easy.


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Re: quick fucks [Re: sudly]
    #23879929 - 11/29/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

well, its easier if you won the genetic lottery lol

Talk to an absurd amount of women everywhere (bars, clubs, gym coffee shops, etc). Repeat. See who you have chemistry with. Acquire digits. Smash. Repeat proceed again. If flakey, next her. Girls have friends. Sisters, know more girls. Its jokes.

Rip tinder, bumble, okcupid etc. however, if you are not able to acquire in real life, online likely is not going to do you much better. I am friends with a few guys that model. They run through girls. These girls hit the wall, can't get the ring from the players, and they get bitter while dating down. Its messy.


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Re: quick fucks [Re: finalexplosion]
    #23879949 - 11/29/16 09:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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finalexplosion said:
well, its easier if you won the genetic lottery lol



Very true. I think it counts a little more for women than men, but it's definitely a fucking lottery for us all alright.


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Anonymous #1

Re: quick fucks [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23879974 - 11/29/16 09:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

True, but I'm pretty sure looks wise I'm at least average if not slightly above average. Like I said I get plenty of good looking tindr matches. I'm not all that tall but I'm about average.

I'm telling you, I think what fucks me over most is that I'm just not very forward. All through high school and even college I was known by everyone as that really chill guy. If someone approaches me I can talk to them forever about almost anything, but I'm also kinda complacent and when at a bar I commonly just drink, smoke, and enjoy the ambiance. I'm very much an observer. I wish I wasn't sometimes :frown:


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Re: quick fucks [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #23879979 - 11/29/16 09:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:


I suppose the reason is that I just cant seem to make tinder work for me.




Not doing it right brah.

Swipe right @ life.

Yes, rip bumble, tinder, all online apps like match but, pursue IRL. Women can use all the photoshop and filters they like. They can't hide a gut, obesity or imperfections.

The problem is that men are pandering to the women so, a 5 is getting banged out by 7+ or even models. When the top 20% of males stop calling, its usually when they want to play white picket fence, marriage and babies. Its kind of dark. Its not the fairytale you were taught.

The good news is that, female biology and sex appeal doesn't last forever. Still, many are trashing their youth as booty call, all about hypergamy, and when hitting late 20s or 30, its like desperation hour in bar just after last call. You remember the words "game over" running across the screen on a video game?

Female sexual market value is a very short timeline. Due to social engineering, feminist, and leftist jargon, attempts to minimize plummeting SMV are made. The promotions of single moms for instance lol The reality, no man with options and spoiled for choice is going to settle for plummeted SMV and baby crazy or single mom (cause she picked the wrong man). No man with choice willingly wishes away resources to raise the alpha male's children. Its just not the case.


The good news is that, male sexual market value lasts much longer, you have time on your hands, you can be banging away at 40 dating younger, thinner hotter women. Most settle for the first girl willingly never reaching their SMV peak.

Lower your expectations not your standards. Have fun. You are only young. Embrace freedom. Many women come around later on but, her agenda changes when the market runs dry.

The girl you keep is the one in her SMV who dedicates her youth, the time she is thin, attractive, good looking, and fun. Not when baby crazy kicks off.


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Re: quick fucks [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23880025 - 11/29/16 09:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

finalexplosion said:
well, its easier if you won the genetic lottery lol



Very true. I think it counts a little more for women than men, but it's definitely a fucking lottery for us all alright.




https://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/your-looks-and-online-dating/

Quote:

women rated 80% of guys as worse-looking than medium.




Classic female hypergamy; the desire for looks, money, status, etc.

Its an interesting reality when in polar contrast, men rated women above but, it is again an example of misandry in our society. Men rating women below average or as unattractive would be deemed sexist lol

There is a theory; 80:20
That if you had 100 men and women on a deserted island, the top 20% of males would sleep with the 80% of women.

I have a friend that models and has been most of his life. He fucks everything. Classic example of winning the genetic lottery. Just an average fellow. Fairly attractive. No model. When out with male model, women will treat you very different. Its kind of a cold reality.

When she begins to get older, when the model stops calling or much less frequent, she wants to get serious, and its sort of a mind fuck because, it goes against the group think in society.


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Re: quick fucks [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23880060 - 11/29/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
True, but I'm pretty sure looks wise I'm at least average if not slightly above average. Like I said I get plenty of good looking tindr matches. I'm not all that tall but I'm about average.

I'm telling you, I think what fucks me over most is that I'm just not very forward. All through high school and even college I was known by everyone as that really chill guy. If someone approaches me I can talk to them forever about almost anything, but I'm also kinda complacent and when at a bar I commonly just drink, smoke, and enjoy the ambiance. I'm very much an observer. I wish I wasn't sometimes :frown:




Read link below.

Female hypergamy and ego is seeking the best looking, wealthiest, and high up the corporate ladder or social status during her reign of terror during top form of her SMV. For most, a lot squander their youth chasing bad boys, models, guys who wont give them the time a day, and even sadder, cucks marry these girls and raise the alphas babies.

If you were born Liam Hemsworth, you would not have this post cause you are stupid attractive (full homosexual), rich as fuck, and high on the social status radar. Love is a fairytale and while I do believe it exists, in most cases, that above would be the game changer and panty peeler.


Well, take Donald Trump for instance. He takes tic tacs, he takes them furniture shopping, and he grabs pussy in between saying bold, blunt and offensive things. Fuck not given.

Do not do that. In before sexual assault/rapey allegations. Do not take a toaster into the bathtub.

Put your best foot forward. Chat up lots of girls. Be bold. I rather a woman hate me then not acknowledge I exist. Be willing to step on toes and get a reaction. Playing it safe are for cry baby liberals, guys with low testosterone, and for people seeking participation ribbons.

Cast your reel. take your shot. Avoid seeking safety and cover. Your going to fuck up. Your going to get rejected. Do so in a manner that expresses who you are. As for college and high school, many girls that liked me then came around afterward. Many want to bite off a piece of my d. The unfortunate reality for them is that her best days are over. New girls are turning 21 + and I am not going to apologize for it.

You got time son. Make father proud.


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Re: quick fucks [Re: finalexplosion]
    #23880083 - 11/29/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

finalexplosion said:
Lower your expectations not your standards. Have fun. You are only young. Embrace freedom.



:thumbup:


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Re: quick fucks [Re: finalexplosion] * 1
    #23880095 - 11/29/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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finalexplosion said:
There is a theory; 80:20



I've actually read that article you posted before. The human mating ritual fascinates me. As does the mating ritual of all animals in fact. But humans the most.

I feel you verify my point though man. Although women in their prime are judging men a lot more harshly, the prime for a woman is a lot, lot shorter than it is for a man.


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Re: quick fucks [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23880266 - 11/29/16 11:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

finalexplosion said:
There is a theory; 80:20



I've actually read that article you posted before. The human mating ritual fascinates me. As does the mating ritual of all animals in fact. But humans the most.

I feel you verify my point though man. Although women in their prime are judging men a lot more harshly, the prime for a woman is a lot, lot shorter than it is for a man.




I would show female nature and illustrate the contradictions in what society preaches in contrast to reality (women judge men harsher then men judge women despite the sexist and pity party girls play cause the can)

Newer member. Long time lurker.

If you read the rational mind or the selfish genes, it shows how fucking ruthless the mating mind actually is, and how preselection works. Women's genes are predisposed to go toward security. If you were to approach a liberal/feminist woman on college campus informing her through reason, logic, and evidence of the wage gap myth followed by asking her out for coffee, it wont end well. This is gene warfare and contrary the cries of patriarchy, to claims of rape culture, and victimizing tangents, women are the gatekeepers of sex. They have always been since the dawn of time.

YouTube Gene Warfare; r vs k reproduction. It will blow you away.


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Edited by finalexplosion (11/29/16 11:10 PM)


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Re: quick fucks [Re: finalexplosion] * 1
    #23880277 - 11/29/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

finalexplosion said:
YouTube Gene Warfare; r vs k reproduction. It will blow you away.



Oh I know. I've read multiple books and studies on the subject. They have the upper hand on men in terms of their choices. But I still feel the genetic lottery affects women more. Perhaps I should clarify that I feel the genetic lottery = attractiveness. I'm an average male, physically, in practically every way. But my mind is not average, far from it. And I have had women that are well above average attractiveness.

I don't think that would be as likely if the genders were reversed.


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Re: quick fucks [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23880391 - 11/30/16 12:17 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Here is a easy solution. Find a local meat market. The term meat market refer to a hotel bar which most towns have. Its a place where women are lonely and want sex but also want achol. You buy them achol and if they find you to not ve a total asshole they go up to your room and bang you to earlier morning. You never see them again. You just have to find it in your area.


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Re: quick fucks [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23880865 - 11/30/16 07:45 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

finalexplosion said:
YouTube Gene Warfare; r vs k reproduction. It will blow you away.



Oh I know. I've read multiple books and studies on the subject. They have the upper hand on men in terms of their choices. But I still feel the genetic lottery affects women more. Perhaps I should clarify that I feel the genetic lottery = attractiveness. I'm an average male, physically, in practically every way. But my mind is not average, far from it. And I have had women that are well above average attractiveness.

I don't think that would be as likely if the genders were reversed.




I think some people have charm, charisma, and a good understanding of human nature. I think its nonspecific to gender. We live in a age where women base a lot of their value on attractiveness and sex appeal. Imagine what happens if you base all your value solely alone on your looks? What happens when that ship sails? You offer value in other ways; humor, by being funny (reveals wrinkles and female age, likely a tool men have adopted through preselection over time), charm, charisma, etc. Most men are very generic and naïve so, women knowing men want the unicorn will play that up. In reality, she is doing three ways with the alphas, the players, and the guys that wont buy her the ring. If you view the stats of mental health, on divorce, and it paints a pretty ugly picture. I am also fascinated but, it definitely creates a bit of a reaction or overreaction.


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Re: quick fucks [Re: tump]
    #23880871 - 11/30/16 07:50 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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tump said:
Here is a easy solution. Find a local meat market. The term meat market refer to a hotel bar which most towns have. Its a place where women are lonely and want sex but also want achol. You buy them achol and if they find you to not ve a total asshole they go up to your room and bang you to earlier morning. You never see them again. You just have to find it in your area.




Due to unjust laws in our country and third wave feminism, there is absolutely no way you can do this without running the risk of being called a rapist after she regrets these decisions. She cannot give consent under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

There is however a variety of areas throughout the world full of an abundance of women, high volume of tourists, and it lends to the idea of freedom which is very appealing. No fallout. Lots of fun. It has maximum reward and very little room for failure. The options are endless and it provides maximum choice.


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Re: quick fucks [Re: finalexplosion]
    #23886493 - 12/02/16 02:32 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Good posts all.


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