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DMV MDC FTP thread * 1
    #23874756 - 11/28/16 10:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Sup? Got pulled over today by one cop who ended up giving me a ticket for expired tags, i honestly thought i had paid it for two years... plus they always send me notifications in the mail

anyway two more cops showed up, both ladies. First one was a clear butch lesbian. She was back up for the first cop i learned. While the first cop was writing me a ticket, she decides to ask me the dreaded "you mind if we search your vehicle?" After asking me if i had any weapons or drugs in the car.
I ask ".. uhm, what for..?"
"Just to search"
"No..." i had a slight smirk on my face
With a smirk on hers now she asks "just don't want us to searh or.."
"Yeah, pretty much.."

And with that she walks away.
A third lady cop rolls up to my window getting all close and personal and looking around

"where are you going?" I had already told both of the previous cops where i was heading.
" -city-, why?"
"Oh, you know you're in  -city- right?"
"...yeah... that's why your squad cars have it emblazened on the sides right?"
"Yeah.." she paused "you look a little confused"
"Yeah, wondering why it takes two squad cars to pull someone over for expired tags"
"Three squad cars, actually"
Fucking -___-
"Oh... i see"
She walks away, and the first cop comes back with the ticket and im on my way.

Won't be able to pick up the CBD like i wanted to today or for a while.


Sitting at the dmv then gonna go deal with clerk of courts today if i can. Wyd?


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Re: DMV MDC FTP thread [Re: 404]
    #23874793 - 11/28/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Oh yeah... figured out why the butch asked to search... i have a box with a buch of coir bricks in it sitting in the back, it has "CANNA // The solution for growth and bloom" written on it.


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Re: DMV MDC FTP thread [Re: 404]
    #23874803 - 11/28/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

What are you doing with those coir brix mister :cop:


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Re: DMV MDC FTP thread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #23874814 - 11/28/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Nuffin


I think it's cause i had "canna" written back there. I've been pulled over many many times in my life, but this is the first time i've ever been asked if they can search... do they put a not in the system now, "dude said no to search, make sure to search him now" for future ref or anything stupid like that in the system?


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Re: DMV MDC FTP thread [Re: 404]
    #23874866 - 11/28/16 11:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Imo if they're gonna be like that they'd do it right then.

I think people would like cops more if they didn't sound like they were constantly trying to manipulate you into saying something self convicting. ...Can't think of what exactly it's called right at this moment.


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Re: DMV MDC FTP thread [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23874893 - 11/28/16 11:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Cops, man. I fucking feel you. They impounded my truck on thanksgiving for having a flat tire. Now I'm trying to get up the money to get it out. For some reason, they towed it two cities over :facepalm:


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Re: DMV MDC FTP thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23874898 - 11/28/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Because of a flat tire? That's fucked man. Impound is so expensive. Good luck.


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Re: DMV MDC FTP thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23874908 - 11/28/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Finally someone on this site actually did what every legal expert in the country tells you to do. Never give coos permission to search. It usually works, and when it doesn't it gives you a way to suppress anything they find. Good job, OP.


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Re: DMV MDC FTP thread [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23874909 - 11/28/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Thanks, man. If it wasn't thanksgiving, it would've been off the road in ten minutes


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Re: DMV MDC FTP thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23875693 - 11/28/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

tkwtf, that royally sucks dude. i'd be really hot over that.

anyway - it probably helps that i'm not black and i wasn't a dick about everything, not that being black means you're inherently a dick to police in these situations.

also, i had nothing illegal in my car, i just decided to assert my rights because well, fuck having strangers all up in my shit.


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Re: DMV MDC FTP thread [Re: 404] * 1
    #23875782 - 11/28/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

404 said:
anyway - it probably helps that i'm not black



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Re: DMV MDC FTP thread [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
    #23876044 - 11/28/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Start carrying a tiny cooking pot in your car for next time they ask, you can say" no, but do you want a little pot?" And see how it goes.


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Re: DMV MDC FTP thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23876055 - 11/28/16 06:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

That's a brilliant idea. I'll keep it in the backseat and say "i'll be honest, i have a little pot in the back seat"

I might end up getting shot though


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