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Where is that guy burke denning?
    #23871604 - 11/27/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

One of the few posters who sometimes actually had positive advice for people and what seemed to be a good head on his shoulders

I see another member has "Free Burke " in the signature, is he banned?

Sry mods if this is against the rules


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: stzacrack] * 1
    #23871615 - 11/27/16 10:39 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He's putting the lotion on his skin. He is quite dry, yet well moisturized. Wanna talk to him?


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #23871655 - 11/27/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Tell him lotion is a round earth conspiracy! Just like water, it's an addiction


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: vandago]
    #23871680 - 11/27/16 11:02 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm sure he's been out directing a groundbreaking documentary series on the history of The Shroomery or something. Perhaps writing a future best selling novel on the day to day lives of it's members.



In all seriousness, I'm sure he's just taking a break from the place. He knows enough people around here in person that we'd know if something bad happened to him that prevented him from posting. Good question though.


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: PatrickKn] * 3
    #23871693 - 11/27/16 11:07 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Spots killed him.


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: vandago]
    #23871697 - 11/27/16 11:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:philososloth:


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: stzacrack] * 2
    #23871709 - 11/27/16 11:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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stzacrack said:
I see another member has "Free Burke " in the signature, is he banned?





burke is not banned but

his shroomaversary is in 2 days, it will be 12 years that he's been with us and 20 days since his last post

R.I.P. Burke Dennings, you will be forever in our hearts


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: PatrickKn] * 2
    #23871712 - 11/27/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I heard he is in a mental hospital somewhere acting out threads with little dolls made out of hair and lint to represent the members here.


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23871716 - 11/27/16 11:16 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I can't wait to shack up with him, and have bigger dolls, with more personality.  Dude will never see it coming.  Cry himself to sleep every night. 


:1up:


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23871719 - 11/27/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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I heard he is in a mental hospital somewhere acting out threads with little dolls made out of hair and lint to represent the members here.





that's his every day life, why would this be newsworthy


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: stzacrack]
    #23871728 - 11/27/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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vandago said:
Spots killed him.




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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #23872120 - 11/27/16 01:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He's at standing rock saving the Natives, duh.


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: Magicman69]
    #23872140 - 11/27/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Anyone have his address? I'll mail him some beard hair for my doll so it looks like it's made of pubes, that way everyone sheekle/sprinkles won't touch it.


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23872151 - 11/27/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
I heard he is in a mental hospital somewhere acting out threads with little dolls made out of hair and lint to represent the members here.




Where's the graem for the south park  cop saying "nice", this post was good


Edited by stzacrack (11/27/16 02:02 PM)


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: stzacrack] * 1
    #23872164 - 11/27/16 02:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I got a chance to meet Burke and Spots last weekend. His skin looked adequately moisturized and he appeared sane.

:shrug:


Nice folks, definitely hope to properly hang out with them some time in the future :sun:


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #23873321 - 11/27/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, and I hung out with them the weekend before last weekend. So basically this thread is gonna get filled with one person after the other who hung out with the Dennings the weekend before the most previous poster and OP is gonna be left in the dust


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23873326 - 11/27/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I told Burke not to post for a while.


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23873334 - 11/27/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
He's putting the lotion on his skin. He is quite dry, yet well moisturized. Wanna talk to him?




did he place the lotion into the basket?  I'll bet he didn't...he's gonna end up getting the hose again.


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: crackbaby]
    #23873342 - 11/27/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I miss the guy but I get the feeling he's doing just fine...


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: crackbaby]
    #23873344 - 11/27/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Burke never gets the hose. Burke is a good man. I even let him out last weekend to meet up with PB to keep up appearances. He came right back, said his elbows were getting dry.


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23873359 - 11/27/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He's been busy since the election working on the transition. Don't know if he'll be in the cabinet, but he's definitely gonna get some kind of appointment.


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: California] * 1
    #23873373 - 11/27/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I told Burke not to post for a while.




He's terrified of you for sure. I'm pretty sure he only had a child to try and bolster the ranks in his favour and stop your reign of terror.


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23873552 - 11/27/16 09:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He's okay, guys.  I reached out to him today.  Spots didn't kill him as I previously speculated.  He's just doing holiday family stuff.


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
    #23873719 - 11/27/16 10:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

That's just a cover. He's working for trump and they sent him to a six week intensive language school to learn Russian.


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Re: Where is that guy burke denning? [Re: koods] * 1
    #23873747 - 11/27/16 11:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I hung out with Burke and the crew... sorta.  Mostly just watching...

and waiting


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