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LobsterSauce


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I just laid some eggs
#23871212 - 11/27/16 06:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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The good thing about laying eggs is that no two eggs are the same.
Dcss intngly.
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EllisDSox
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What kind of religious self-identity and abandonment issues are you going to raise them with? Maybe just drop a defiled crucifix on the floor and leave them there to make of it what they will.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: EllisDSox]
#23871219 - 11/27/16 06:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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How did you squeeze them out of your ass without breaking them?
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EllisDSox
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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: Patlal]
#23871221 - 11/27/16 07:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shut up, Patlal. He obviously used his egg hole and gracefully slid them out with the smooth elegance of a gymnastic saint.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: EllisDSox]
#23871227 - 11/27/16 07:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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BERSERK DESTROYER said: Shut up, Patlal. He obviously used his egg hole and gracefully slid them out with the smooth elegance of a gymnastic saint.
I mean if you put it like that...
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EllisDSox
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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: Patlal]
#23871232 - 11/27/16 07:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You don't have to lash out just because your egg hole is clogged.
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LobsterSauce


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: EllisDSox] 1
#23871243 - 11/27/16 07:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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If your eggs are sliding out sideways, then you need to change your diet.
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EllisDSox
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If sideways eggs are a problem, then you need to enhance your egg hole. Coward.
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Lucis
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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: EllisDSox]
#23871505 - 11/27/16 09:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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BERSERK DESTROYER said: What kind of religious self-identity and abandonment issues are you going to raise them with? Maybe just drop a defiled crucifix on the floor and leave them there to make of it what they will.
I like where you're going with this.
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LobsterSauce


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: Lucis]
#24416489 - 06/18/17 11:41 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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It happened again.
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zZZz
jesus


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Which came first u or the egg?..
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LogicaL Chaos
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Is thiz even realz?
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Ant89



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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: Patlal]
#24416704 - 06/19/17 02:00 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: How did you squeeze them out of your ass without breaking them?
This
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cannabinated


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: Ant89]
#24416722 - 06/19/17 02:19 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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You made me think about easter.
I think we should be able to shuffle around holidays.
I'm in the mood for easter.
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LogicaL Chaos
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A summertime Easter?
I dig it
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g00ru
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the only question is are they fertalized??
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: g00ru]
#24416837 - 06/19/17 04:02 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hmmm....an interesting question.
One could say the same about the Universe. It does not matter where it came from but only "is it alive?"
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