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InvisibleLobsterSauceDiscord
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I just laid some eggs
    #23871212 - 11/27/16 06:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

The good thing about laying eggs is that no two eggs are the same.

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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23871215 - 11/27/16 06:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

What kind of religious self-identity and abandonment issues are you going to raise them with? Maybe just drop a defiled crucifix on the floor and leave them there to make of it what they will.


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23871219 - 11/27/16 06:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

How did you squeeze them out of your ass without breaking them?


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: Patlal]
    #23871221 - 11/27/16 07:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Shut up, Patlal. He obviously used his egg hole and gracefully slid them out with the smooth elegance of a gymnastic saint.


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23871227 - 11/27/16 07:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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BERSERK DESTROYER said:
Shut up, Patlal. He obviously used his egg hole and gracefully slid them out with the smooth elegance of a gymnastic saint.




I mean if you put it like that...


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: Patlal]
    #23871232 - 11/27/16 07:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You don't have to lash out just because your egg hole is clogged.


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: EllisDSox] * 1
    #23871243 - 11/27/16 07:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

If your eggs are sliding out sideways, then you need to change your diet.


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23871246 - 11/27/16 07:22 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

If sideways eggs are a problem, then you need to enhance your egg hole. Coward.


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23871505 - 11/27/16 09:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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BERSERK DESTROYER said:
What kind of religious self-identity and abandonment issues are you going to raise them with? Maybe just drop a defiled crucifix on the floor and leave them there to make of it what they will.





I like where you're going with this.


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: Lucis]
    #24416489 - 06/18/17 11:41 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

It happened again.


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #24416493 - 06/18/17 11:45 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Which came first u or the egg?..


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #24416501 - 06/18/17 11:48 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Is thiz even realz?

:whattefuck2:


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: Patlal]
    #24416704 - 06/19/17 02:00 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
How did you squeeze them out of your ass without breaking them?



This


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: Ant89]
    #24416722 - 06/19/17 02:19 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

You made me think about easter.

I think we should be able to shuffle around holidays.

I'm in the mood for easter.


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: cannabinated]
    #24416725 - 06/19/17 02:20 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

A summertime Easter?

I dig it :awehigh:


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #24416816 - 06/19/17 03:42 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

the only question is are they fertalized??


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Re: I just laid some eggs [Re: g00ru]
    #24416837 - 06/19/17 04:02 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Hmmm....an interesting question.

One could say the same about the Universe. It does not matter where it came from but only "is it alive?"


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