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Putin
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Shower thoughts.
#23870349 - 11/26/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Is god a pervert?
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Putin]
#23870353 - 11/26/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Did you shower?
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larry.fisherman
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If I was god, I'd be a pervert.
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Putin
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Yeah. I made water baby's.
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Putin] 1
#23870360 - 11/26/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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he stuck it in mary without her knowledge. Hello?
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Putin
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Headline: rapist has mass cult following.
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He banged Adam so hard he inseminated one of his ribs.
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: PatrickKn]
#23870606 - 11/26/16 09:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Retarted version of reddit
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larry.fisherman
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*retarded

And I'm pretty sure the only true incarnation of reddit's retardation is reddit itself.
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Sorry, the LSD caused me to not spell that word incorrect.
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God damn it fuck the shroomeery I was tripping fine without trying to get all this shit to work right, bye.
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good, shouldn't be on a damn forum while tripping anyways
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larry.fisherman
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Quote:
TexXx said: God damn it fuck the shroomeery I was tripping fine without trying to get all this shit to work right, bye.
You know, it's unfair to expose people to a sensitive, drug induced side of yourself and expect them to just inherently know you're in that kind of way. Just saying dude. Now go enjoy yourself, unless you're sweating something atm and wanna talk about something.
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For you Texx
Mix this video on full screen (don't mute it, let the voice come thru especially on drops)
and this video in the background for sound
Skip ahead in both videos to get to the point.
Also, to OP
Yes, he must be if we are made in his image.
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Quote:
MrBlueYoMind said: For you Texx
Mix this video on full screen (don't mute it, let the voice come thru especially on drops)
and this video in the background for sound
Skip ahead in both videos to get to the point.
Also, to OP
Yes, he must be if we are made in his image.
That was awesome.
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: PatrickKn]
#23870691 - 11/26/16 10:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shower time is the best especially after working all day makes my hair smell like chimicals fumes
Been using chai soap the lemmon grass soap is awsome too
Been buying it off a bunch of hippy people that always seem happy to see me
Edited by watermelon mon (11/26/16 10:21 PM)
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Putin
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They see custy.Quote:
TexXx said: Retarted version of reddit
what a genious we have here.
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Putin] 1
#23870734 - 11/26/16 10:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Putin said: They see custy.Quote:
TexXx said: Retarted version of reddit
what a genious we have here.
genius*
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Putin
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My oh my whats a ginus we have here.
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Putin]
#23870748 - 11/26/16 10:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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'Ginas
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Putin]
#23870757 - 11/26/16 10:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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When goddesses get pregnant, do they give birth to star systems?
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PumpJackTeX
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Yes, branching off even more religions.
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PumpJackTeX
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The Fungi Galaxy is the only side to join.
Power House Weapons.
P.H.W for short...
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I'm talkin like, real deal cosmic goddesses. The kinds that are so famous that people make religions about them without even knowing that's who it's about.
They walk amongst the stars and make planets for babies.
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It's just he cold water...
... that's certainly the cause of my inferior member."
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Putin]
#23871020 - 11/27/16 02:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Putin said: Is god a pervert?
If there was a god, I'm sure he would be hated, For making bugs, in this hell he has created Sit on a coat, put on a hat, I am infested, it happens just like that. I'm sure I hate 'em, there ain't no maybes, Bodylice & crabs, headlice & scabies. You take your pick. They make me sick. Well, I'll scratch until I bleed, So there'll be scabs for me to pick. It drives me mad as I scratch my body raw, Sometimes it feels like sex when I'm scratching with my paws. Sometimes it feels better, when it gets wetter; Lubed up with puss & blood... but later I'm upsetter. 'Cause of the pain when the rash becomes inflamed, I simply lost control, the scabies can't be blamed. Oh yes they can! I'll go complain to the drop in center clinic, Hook me up with some lindane!
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: stzacrack]
#23871029 - 11/27/16 02:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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2 of my shower thoughts:
I've never heard an educated person call somebody "ignorant". It's usually the opposite.
When somebody says something along the lines of "do some research", theyre usually referring to something insanely idiotic that has no merit. I once met a person who believed dna could be altered by listening to certain tones. When I brought up a list of arguments, he told me I needed to do some research.
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god is transgender anatomically, but identifies as "gender neutral"
Just heard of this gender neutral concept today and can't get over how absurd it sounds.
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God is masculine. Gaia is feminine and presumably Satan.
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Quote:
Psilosopherr said: god is transgender anatomically, but identifies as "gender neutral"
Just heard of this gender neutral concept today and can't get over how absurd it sounds.
You're just now reading about it? It's been all the rage here at the shroomery. Have you not seen the little teapots?
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Little teapots you say?
Friend of mine was just telling me about a coworker who becomes aggravated when people refer to her as "her/she"
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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. It'll be in the gender area under the usernames of Posters to the left of their post.
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It's not polite to stare at my spout unless you're gonna help me pour something out of it.
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I like the top rated shower thought on reddit.
Waterboarding at Guantanamo bay sounds fun if you have no idea what that means
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Putin
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That's an old meme
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Putin] 1
#23873755 - 11/27/16 11:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Putin said: That's an old meme
Your mom's an old meme.
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Shiithead]
#23875136 - 11/28/16 12:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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One time I took a full on log in the shower, dunno why, think I did sum drugs night before and it was an emergency ejection, my only thoughts were will this go down that little hole, but it did, it did
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Shiithead]
#23875145 - 11/28/16 12:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shiithead said: Gaia is feminine and presumably Satan.
I dont think that's the same thing... Gaia is a nurturing spirit... Satanists are like sacrificing goats and shit, having fell orgies, they are what you'd call 'bad pagans' lol.
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Quote:
LuSiD enthusiast said: Your mom's an old meme.

"Your mom" is a cultural meme that has been going around for a while.
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Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either of those things are.
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Showering on molly or lsd is always great times for me
   
Usually on the comeups when I am getting anxiety, a shower usually will get my mind off of it by just putting soap on ect.
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: LSDollar] 1
#23876301 - 11/28/16 07:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I took a shower on MXE once and every drop of water made a different chime sound. Like it was raining bells.
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I almost took a shower on acid saturday but i didn't think I would ever be able to get warm again...
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Re: Shower thoughts. [Re: Putin]
#23876512 - 11/28/16 09:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Putin said: Is god a pervert?
god knew people would what what in the butt butt, so yes, he's a massive perv.
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